Products for line cooks

[Anonymous No.15749398]

Idea for a product: body wash for line cooks. Here's how you market it: Open with a shot of a Michelin-star chef putting the garnish on a pristine plate. Cue voiceover from Marco Pierre White: "Women love the smell of my cuisine..."
Cut to fat, sweaty Xavier from Guatamala bent over a deep fryer making fish & chips, clad in bandanna, chef coat spotted with grease and sauce, one-size-fits-all chef pants riding low on his ass crack...
"...but not the smell of my kitchen."
Cut to title card: "GREASECUTTER 2021. Cuts the smell of fryer grease, cigarettes, and gin."
Cut to Xavier waist-up in the shower, singing in the shower, joyful, lathering his awful hairy man-tits in bodywash, then romancing his ridiculous supermodel girlfriend with a gourmet meal by candlelight at home.
I'd buy it. Products for line cooks thread. What's your million-dollar idea, co/ck/suckers?