/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15741822]

should I take a trip to chicago just to try their 'go dogs?

[Anonymous No.15741897]

That looks like it's been dragged through the garden.
If you go, Gene & Jude's on River Road. Bring cash, stand in line the right way.
There are other stands, but it's good to establish a good baseline for comparison before you go someplace that allows ketchup in the building.

[Anonymous No.15741902]

get a depression dog.

[Anonymous No.15741935]

>>15741822
they're okay but the tomatoes are fucking stupid
>hurr durr lemme put sumthin mushy and bland to complete fuck over all the cool flavors combinations
I don't understand their obsession with tomatoes either.
>get tour of pizza restaurant
>cook is rolling out the crust
>put cheese down before sauce so it can't develop a good texture and consistency
>pull out gallon size can of tomato sauce
>opens it and dumps 7/8ths of it right on the abomination of dough and shit cheese
>pulls out a funnel, puts it in my tour guide's mouth
>pours the rest of the can in the funnel like he's topping off the oil in his car
>they both turn and smirk at me
fuck chicago, fucking retards

[Anonymous No.15742008]

>>15741822
That looks yummy but if that's not a vegan hot it's a big no-no for me

[Anonymous No.15742017]

>>15741935
>the tomatoes are fucking stupid
I don’t see them as significantly different than putting tomato on a burger.

[Anonymous No.15742023]

>>15742017
It's basically ketchup

[Anonymous No.15742027]

>>15742023
okay retard

[Anonymous No.15742034]

The Italian beef dipped in the sauce or a pork chop sandwich would both be good choices and great for Chicago

[Anonymous No.15742046]

>>15742008
You're a no-no faggot

[Anonymous No.15742052]

>>15742027
But ketchup is tomatoes anon

[Anonymous No.15742062]

>>15742052
and cheese is milk they aren't the same thing

[Anonymous No.15742088]

>>15741822
not worth the trip alone, but you should go and gorge on as many things as you can

[Anonymous No.15742093]

>>15742062
Well you don't actually 'milk' the tomatoes for ketchup retard

[Anonymous No.15742111]

>>15741822
I wonder what is the mouth-feel for a chicago hot dog

[Anonymous No.15742122]

>>15742093
>not milking your tomatoes

[Anonymous No.15742131]

>>15742034
Lmao fr? Y'all niggas aint go no culture smdh

[Anonymous No.15742146]

In Texas we have Weinerschnitzel restaurant, their Chicago Dog is awful, no seeds on the bun either. Smh

[Anonymous No.15742152]

>>15741935
>tomato hating guy is still at it like 10 years later

[Anonymous No.15742157]

>>15741822
As someone from this area... No. It is not worth taking a trip just for a local style hot dog. There are so many other things to taste, do, and see in Chicago. Check out the Museum district. Chow down at a food truck or 3. Walk around Lincoln Park Zoo. Hit up Jim's Original for a Maxwell Street Polish. Take a swim on the coast. Grab a Deep Dish Pizza. Chill and picnic at Millennium Park, and check out "The Bean" while you're there. Get tickets for a ferry ride, or an architectural tour. Shop till you drop on the Magnificent Mile. Get a ride up to the Willis Tower SkyDeck. Bar-Hop in Boystown. Top off your visit with Harold's chicken and don't forget to ask for "Mild Sauce". I would recommend giving yourself a full week.

[Anonymous No.15742180]

>>15742157
wtf literally no one does that gay shit

[Anonymous No.15742350]

>>15742157
>american touristic guides are basically "get driven around and eat stuff"
so this is what lack of culture and history looks like? it's pretty sad desu

[Anonymous No.15742430]

>>15742350
Americans that visit europe cant stop raving about how different mcdonalds is there

[Anonymous No.15742779]

Go to gene and judes hotdogs the best in the world!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VppCPxtlQ4Q

[Anonymous No.15742798]

>>15741822
These are easy to make at home lazy ass, it's literally just piling extra ingredients on a normal hotdog

[Anonymous No.15742927]

>>15741897
Why do people gatekeep with condiments, particularly ketchup on hot dogs? I like ketchup on my hot dogs and there’s nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.15742934]

>>15742052
only sometimes, retard

[Anonymous No.15742949]

>>15741822
Just find the closest Portillo's and go there instead

[Anonymous No.15742950]

>>15742023
>Catsup on hotdogs
You must be 18 years old to use this site.

[Anonymous No.15743023]

>try to bite into hot dog
>tomato sprays juice anyway
Sorry Chicagofags but I'm getting ketchup instead

[Anonymous No.15743047]

get the italian beef with ketchup, or the chicago dog, no mustard sub ketchup.

[Anonymous No.15743110]

>>15741897
this
>>15742927
because we are a people of culture

[Anonymous No.15743149]

>>15743047
>the italian beef with ketchup

[Anonymous No.15743250]

>>15742927
civic pride, like how americans proudly don't have universal healthcare

[Anonymous No.15743282]

>>15741822
No
But you should come for our pizza. You can get any kind you want here. Any style. We aren't bigots about it here in the woops cant fly over chicago gotta stop!

[Anonymous No.15743297]

>>15742157
Good idea thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15743330]

>>15741822
No, unless you want to be shot to death for breathing from one nostril and not the other. If you really do end up getting here, get the hot dog from portillos if you're close to middway air. If youre closer to o'hare, go to jacky's in archer heights (if they're still open) and get 2 hot dogs with everything, fries, and mozzeralla sticks for 7$. You don't really want to be outside past 11am.

[Anonymous No.15743355]

>>15743250
yeah, we have a better system based on merit.

[Anonymous No.15743361]

>>15741897
gene & judes is good
but I recommend Jimmy's Red Hots on grand and pulaski for the Real Chicago Experience.

[Anonymous No.15743364]

such an awful city

[Anonymous No.15743382]

>>15742950
You need to stop spouting one of the oldest and most retarded food memes.

[Anonymous No.15743398]

>>15741822
risking your life for a hotdog is a bit much.

[Anonymous No.15743405]

Just stop at a jewel osco In indiana and get:
Vienna beef hot dogs
S. rosen poppy hot dog buns
vienna mustard (or french's)
vienna sport peppers (or marconi)
vienna neon relish
some tomatoes and onions.
should set you back about $15 and you won't be shot at in Indiana. Theres no reason to go to Shitcago

t. hoosier.

[Anonymous No.15743412]

>>15743355
I would agree except I'm a doctor in america

[Anonymous No.15743429]

>>15743412
then you would hate universal healthcare. All the smart Canadian doctors work here.

[Anonymous No.15743520]

>>15741822
Hotdogs are shit no matter where you go, no matter what they have on them

[Anonymous No.15743566]

>>15741822
plenty of awesome food to try in chicago
but the hot dog was never appealing to me

[Anonymous No.15743572]

>>15743405
don't forget the celery salt.

[Anonymous No.15743583]

>>15743566
>but the hot dog was never appealing to me

Repressed homo thoughts

[Anonymous No.15743623]

>>15743583
he's afraid one hotdog will set him off to boystown.

[Anonymous No.15743626]

>>15743583
only chicago dogs look bad
i gladly slide other hotdogs down my throat all day

[Anonymous No.15743934]

>>15742157
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.15743942]

>>15742350
Yeah in America we drive instead of using horses, it must seem very advanced to europeans

[Anonymous No.15744320]

>>15743942
no horse could carry your fat ass anyway, but we are indeed impressed at how americans overcome that handicap.

[Anonymous No.15744330]

>>15743382
as a doctor if you ketchup on hot dogs you need to take 2 of these and call me in the morning

[Anonymous No.15744333]

>>15744320

idk what it is about fat white women in mobility scooters that gets my dick hard

[Anonymous No.15744385]

>>15741822
they're really good but just make it yourself

[Anonymous No.15744505]

>>15743626
you take after your mother

[Anonymous No.15744615]

>>15741822
chicago dogs are delicious but they're easy to make on your own, i wouldnt fly to chicago just to try them

[Anonymous No.15744640]

>>15744615
it's hard to find sport peppers outside of chicago.

[Anonymous No.15744769]

>>15744640
You can get pretty close with pepperonchinis or banana peppers, its what i use now when i crave one

[Anonymous No.15744774]

>>15742927
>gatekeep with condiments
Gene & Jude's just doesn't have ketchup.
You want ketchup, they won't cry... just get your order to go (like everyone else) and squirt ketchup on in the parking lot.
Random strangers may shoot you for your crimes against nature (if you see a gun, shout "It's for my kid!"), but that's really not the stand's fault.

[Anonymous No.15744817]

>>15742157
>3. Walk around Lincoln Park Zoo
Stopped reading right there. Anon wants the full Chicago experience, not the basic one. I'll help you out (note: my list is norf heavy)
>Pork chop sandwich at Jim's Original
>From Jim's, walk a block north to Roosevelt, turn right and walk east until Jefferson, then turn left and walk north until you see a parking lot and a street sign that says De Koven. That's where the Chicago Fire started (hence the huge fire department area)
>walk back to Roosevelt and take any bus heading east to go museum campus
>Hull House museum will show you how many brothels there were in the area before a cleansing rain came and built all the expressways and UIC
>Open Books on Lake and Des Plainest for books galore
>Larp as an anarchist at the Haymarket Memorial on Des Plaines and Randolph
>nicest Jewel on Kinzie and Des Plaines. If you hang around the area, you'll be able to smell chocolate in the air from Bloomer's
>Chicago History Museum in Lincoln Park
>electronics galore at Microcenter near Elston and Logan
>computer, computer parts and laptop thrift store at an alley basement on Diversey and Kimball
>Replay for a barcade that lets you play the games for free (multiple locations)
>Take the red line to Howard and hop onto the purple line to visit the suburbs
>Hop off at Davis to explore downtown Evanston
>Take the purple line to Linden and take a short walk East to the Bahai Temple for soul searching
>Head further East for a nice view of the lake

[Anonymous No.15744856]

>>15742798
not just ingredients per se, you're adding a sodium bomb

[Anonymous No.15744917]

>>15744856
Its a hot dog its already a sodium bomb, the pickle celery salt and pepper is prob less than half the sodium of just the dog and bun

[Anonymous No.15745306]

>>15741897
the right answer. truly a good baseline. I was born in the area and as a kid, saved quarters with friends to go and eat there. I moved back a few years ago and am still happy to see people eating on top of their cars on cool summer nights

[Anonymous No.15745314]

>>15741822
no
>t. chicago native who recently fled that shithole

[Anonymous No.15745703]

>>15744817
While I'm sure you made a great complementary list to what I posted, I feel the need to throw this back in your face.
>Anon wants the full Chicago experience...
Stopped reading right there. OP exclusively mentioned the hot dog. Everyone's free to share, it's not a competition.

[Anonymous No.15745719]

It's just a hot dog (>m-m-muh snap). Italian beef is the superior chicago experience.

[Anonymous No.15745729]

>>15745719
Also, maxwell street polish

[Anonymous No.15745940]

>>15742157

I lived in Chicago for 30 years and all that shit is gay as fuck.
Get pizza, but don’t get deep dish. Deep dish is something you get once in a while.
Don’t get a fucking polish sausage. Polish sausage is something you make at home. Get a roast beef sandwich with giardineria. I know that’s not how it’s spelled but I don’t give a shit.
Museums are good though.

[Anonymous No.15745960]

>>15744640
if only there were some way to buy things from across the globe and have them brought directly to you.

[Anonymous No.15746000]

>>15745960
If you want to pay $12 bucks for $3 sport peppers more power to you.

>I don't know why I can't afford to own a house the zoomer screams!

[Anonymous No.15746015]

just go to au cheval lol

[Anonymous No.15746031]

>>15743942
That makes no sense at all.

[Anonymous No.15746042]

>>15742157
One of the few non retarded posts ITT and he gets chastised for it. Why is /ck/ like this?

[Anonymous No.15746043]

>>15746031
What doesn't make sense is why a retard thinks "driving around to eat stuff" is an American thing since Eurotrash created a guide to do just that.

[Anonymous No.15746659]

>>15741935

Agree with the commercially processed tomatoes but properly vine-ripened tomatoes are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.15746739]

>>15741822
You don't put a whole goddamn salad on a hot dog anon.
>finely diced white onion
>sliced dill pickle
>diced halapenos
>celery salt

[Anonymous No.15746797]

>>15743149
You have ketchup on a burger, what's wrong with a nice italian beef with ketchup and mayo?

[Anonymous No.15746801]

>>15741822
>>15741897
It's not a true Chicago dog unless it comes with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.15746842]

>>15741822
>>15741897
you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

[Anonymous No.15746944]

>>15741897
chidogs got more than enough pickled shit on it tbqpf
>t. ketchup eater

[Anonymous No.15747771]

>>15741822
If you go to Chicago, you should try Malnatti's sausage pizza.

[Anonymous No.15747778]

>>15746000
if your situation is bad enough that you can't find an extra $9 you can't really comment on how others spend their money. You realise that the question in the OP is about planning a trip and paying to travel to buy an $8 hotdog right? lol retard

[Anonymous No.15747795]

>>15747778
>can't find an extra $9
Zoomers can't save a dime can they? It's literally impossible for them.

[Anonymous No.15747817]

>>15745940
Somehow spelling giardiniera with -neria makes it sound like diarrhea envy makes it sound really disgusting

[Anonymous No.15747836]

Why not make one at home? There are zero ingredients in a Chicago dog that are difficult to get your hands on.

[Anonymous No.15747842]

>>15747836
>I want to turn a $5 hotdog into a $120 endeavor that will take 3 days waiting on the post.
Dumb

[Anonymous No.15747876]

>buy jar of pickles
>instantly become homeless
many such cases

[Anonymous No.15747918]

>>15747842
So, you can't find beef dogs, buns, tomatoes, pickles, at your local grocery store?

[Anonymous No.15747937]

>>15741822
make one yourself.

[Anonymous No.15747993]

>>15747918
if you eat anything that costs more than rice, beans and squirrel you'll be 1 step away from begging for change at a freeway off ramp

[Anonymous No.15748014]

>>15741822
lose the pickle and tomato and it would be a decent dog

[Anonymous No.15748024]

>>15741822
>chimpcongo
this isn't the 1960's anymore

[Anonymous No.15748034]

>>15743382
It is for children though

[Anonymous No.15748036]

>>15747918
Jesus, you don't even know what's on a chicago and making suggestions. fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.15748082]

>>15748036
I forgot three ingredients, pepper, relish, and onion, all of which you can get at the store. If you bitch about muh celery salt, you're actually a faggot, it adds literally nothing to the dog.

[Anonymous No.15748128]

>>15741822
No, you can get a chicago dog at any decent wiener shack. There is nothing particularly obscure about it's ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15748166]

>>15747842
In what world do half a dozen cheap ingredients take $120 and 3 days? Do zoomers literally not even know how to shop for groceries?

[Anonymous No.15748362]

>>15748082
>I forgot three ingredients, pepper,
What kind of pepper lil zoom zoom. Also please post your natural casing beef dog made in your area.
>>15748166
A true chicago dog and not some retard who thinks they can make one.

so go ahead and think you can do it but let me judge your stupidity please. Post you ''local'' shitty shitcago dogs with complete absences of ingredients or shitty substitutions.
>I couldn't find sport peppers so I used banana rings
>I can't find natural casing beef dogs so I used Bar-S It was only a Dollar.

[Anonymous No.15748378]

>>15748362
lmao holy fuck you are fucking braindead if you think you need to buy some insanely marked up kit from some random company to make a chicago dog.

[Anonymous No.15748394]

>>15748378
Prove me wrong I'd be glad. Show me your "local" all beef natural casing dog and your sport peppers and your poppy seed bun. Otherwise STFU.

[Anonymous No.15748418]

>>15748362
>Lil zoom zoom
I'm 30 and Chicago dogs aren't anything special, just another thing flyovers with no culture try to obsess over, in order to appear relevant. Newsflash, your stupid fucking dogs aren't going to make anyone want to risk getting shot in chiraq.

[Anonymous No.15748444]

>>15748394
boar's head, get a jar from the store, and find a decent bakery. do you live in the third-fucking world, zoomzoom?

[Anonymous No.15748475]

>>15748444
No proof. show me the proofs.
Poppy seed buns
sport peppers.

[Anonymous No.15748481]

>>15748475
>go to the store to prove some shit smear wrong
lmao i'd rather fuck your mum. shouldn't you be in school this time of day?

[Anonymous No.15748486]

>>15748481
No proofs. STFU.

[Anonymous No.15748503]

3rd worlders are mad they can't get sport peppers so they seeth and cope with their banana rings, bar-s hot dogs and store brand buns.

[Anonymous No.15748692]

>>15741822
no doug's is gone

[Anonymous No.15748861]

>>15742157
>Bar-Hop in Boystown

For anyone that doesn't know Boystown is the homosexual neighborhood in Chicago. Which would explain the rest of this guys suggestions btw

[Anonymous No.15748890]

>>15748362
>>15748394
Vienna Beef doesn't make the authentic buns, you dope. S.Rosen's does. Same can be said for the sport peppers.

[Anonymous No.15748899]

>>15748503
Most people use Marconi sport peppers btw. Why do you not know about those?

[Anonymous No.15748951]

>>15748503
They sell those at Albertsons, and I'm in Billings, Montana. They also sell poppy seed hot dog buns, tomatoes, pickle spears, onions, relish, all beef hot dogs, and oh yeah, celery salt. I don't need to visit a majority black, mismanaged, massively corrupt city that's the laughing stock of the entire country, just to eat a terrible hot dog with way too much shit on it. Fuck, they sell chicago dogs at the Burger Dive here, I don't even have to take a shopping trip if I want to eat a terrible hot dog with way too much shit on it. But I don't, I'll stick with the superior bratwurst with mustard and sauerkraut, thank you kindly.

[Anonymous No.15748967]

>>15748951
it's not just supposed to be an all beef hot dog, it needs natural casing

[Anonymous No.15748980]

>>15748951
and yeah, if you're not eating natural casing dogs, you are a faggot that doesn't know what a hot dog is, Chicago sucks, but their hot dogs do not

[Anonymous No.15748990]

>>15748967
Natural casing hot dogs aren't hard to find nor are they expensive if you disregard the Chicagoid addiction to brand loyalty.

[Anonymous No.15749005]

>>15748990
yeah right, name your hard casing brand then, if it's not Chicago Vienna, Kogels, Sabarett's and a few others, it's most likely trash. Also S.Rosen's is superior to any other hot dog bun I've tried in my life.

[Anonymous No.15749012]

>>15749005
>name your hard casing brand
Local butcher master race. Feel sorry for Chicagoid brand addicts who think putting pig slop into an intestine is somehow a lost art form that cannot transgress the boundaries of their broken city and equally broken state. I feel for you.

[Anonymous No.15749032]

>>15749012
it really depends on the butcher, Chicago Vienna is top tier too becuase of its taste from the seasoning mixture, etc as any comparison will show you, it's been around for 100 years for a reason, also you said they were "easy to find and not expensive" which means you're a liar since you can't even list a brand you buy in a grocery store, pretty sure you're full of shit and probably are eating Oscar Mayer or some garbage like Nathan's uncured mass market grocery store dog

[Anonymous No.15749105]

>>15749032
>all this unhinged ranting and wild accusations because he can't handle the fact that putting pig slop into a shitter is not hard work
Worse than Cletuses about your food 'culture'.
PS: It's not hard to find Chicago deep dish outside of Chicago either, and it's just as good. You're not as unique as you think you are.

[Anonymous No.15749164]

>>15749105
>>15749105
I asked you to name a store brand natural casing hot dog you purchase in Montana because the words from your faggot fingers suggested they were common, but you can't name one, because you don't have any dipshit. I mean you may know something about eating fried cow nuts over there, but you obviously know nothing about hot dogs. And if you would describe that kind of sausage as "pig slop" you are a faggot anyways. Also extra points for crying "Cleatus" at anyone from Billings, Montana. I don't even like Chicago save for a few food items that were developed during the great depression before niggers ruined the town, but the fact you whine like a bitch about superior hot dog making when you have absolutely no regional equivalent no one gives a flying fuck about even in your own state is pathetic. At least Iowa has loose meat sandwiches. WTF does Montana have? A funnel cake with taco meat dumped on it?

[Anonymous No.15749169]

>>15749032
>M-m-muh brands!
Everyone point and laugh at the chiraqi.

[Anonymous No.15749181]

>>15749169
>everyone that knows what a Chicago dog is is from Chicago
>when the thing is famous everywhere and can be eaten all over the midwest, if not other regions due to Vienna Beef shipping their products to vendors
look at this faggot crying you were found lying on fucking /ck/ of all places, pretty sad stuff

[Anonymous No.15749182]

>>15749164
He's not me, maybe he's from Montana too, but he's just another guy pointing out how retarded you are. Like him, I just go to my local butcher. Do you have those in the biiiiig city? Doesn't hebrew national use beef casings?
>Wtf does Montana have?
Good beef and butchers. And huckleberry everything. Sorry it's not up to the haute cuisine standards of chicago and their oh so fancy hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.15749190]

>>15749181
If the thread is still up tomorrow, and I get back from fishing trip, I'll gladly post a pic of a jar of sports peppers at Albertsons.

[Anonymous No.15749196]

My small podunk towns butcher shop sells natural casing hot dogs, schnucks sells them too, kroger sells vienna brand. I've tried them all and they're gross. I had a "true" chicago hot dog in chicago. Also gross. I'll stick to hebrew national.

[Anonymous No.15749204]

>>15749182
>samefagging this hard
>Good beef and butchers. And huckleberry everything. Sorry it's not up to the haute cuisine standards of chicago and their oh so fancy hot dogs.
I meant a regional food, you doofus. "Good beef' can be found in every state in the union. What is Montana's equivalent to the Chicago dog?

[Anonymous No.15749207]

>>15749196
>My small podunk towns butcher shop sells natural casing hot dogs, schnucks sells them too, kroger sells vienna brand. I've tried them all and they're gross. I had a "true" chicago hot dog in chicago. Also gross. I'll stick to hebrew national.
Hebrew National is trash, and if your hot dog doesn't have the natural casing snap, you've never really ate one as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.15749214]

You lot are fucking retarded and mentally ill. The two effort posts about the basic tourist experience and the norfsider less basic tourist experience were the only good ones.


The rest of you fighting are either drunk or crazy. Log off for a bit.

[Anonymous No.15749216]

>>15749204
>I meant a regional food!
So, huckleberry everything, you fucking retard, I already said it. Hutterite produce at the farmers market. Yeah, you might have to actually cook and assemble your own meal, it's surely a travesty.

[Anonymous No.15749222]

>>15749216
>So, huckleberry everything, you fucking retard,
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.15749232]

>>15749207
I just said that I've tried them from 4 different places. All snaps, all gross. There was a time that I was on the hunt for a great hot dog and fell for all the Chicago dog love. What's odd is that I had already had a real one while on vacation there prior to this and was not impressed.

[Anonymous No.15749233]

>>15749222
Montana is famous for game meat, like elk and bison, beef, and huckleberry. I can see the wheels turning in your head "but none of that stuff is sold out of a niggers hot dog cart!"
I know, and that's what we're famous for.

[Anonymous No.15749254]

Chicago just isn’t a good city face it fellas.

[Anonymous No.15749430]

>>15749196
>kroger sells vienna brand
Not natural casing.

[Anonymous No.15749446]

>>15742146
went and got a chicago dog there, just assumed thats what they tasted like

[Anonymous No.15749457]

>>15749254
easily the best city not on a coast

[Anonymous No.15749458]

>>15749190
>I'll gladly post a pic of a jar of sports peppers at Albertsons.
No you won't searching albertsons site reveals you're a fucking liar. The whole "local small shop that can't afford a website or instacart account" is a cheap tactic now everyone can confirm product availability from online shopping.

[Anonymous No.15749463]

>>15749457
Austin and Las Vegas disagree

[Anonymous No.15749470]

>>15742157
do all of this but eat hotdogs while you are doing it

[Anonymous No.15749473]

>>15749463
Not even texans like austin.

[Anonymous No.15749492]

>>15749457
>easily the best city not on a coast
it's a fucking warzone ceded to niggers on part with Detroit or Gary, just because the 100 year old hot dogs are good doesn't mean the city isn't shit

[Anonymous No.15749498]

>>15749492
>on part
*on par

[Anonymous No.15749505]

>>15749498
>expecting an ignorant hillbilly yokel to speak like an educated man

[Anonymous No.15749517]

I live in the bedroom community of chicago and I can't even find Vienna Beef in natural casing in retail stores. I think they reserve them for wholesalers. Any Chicago bros have any leads? My only idea is going to the Vienna outlet store.

[Anonymous No.15749530]

>>15749505
I was correcting my own typo, you fucking Montana faggot who thinks "huckelberry on everything" doesn't sound like retarded hick shit when asked what your regional dish is. go to the Indian casino to have your money stolen and fuck off already

[Anonymous No.15749535]

>>15744817
why is microcenter on this list?? also i think logan hardware is a much better beercade than replay.

[Anonymous No.15749544]

>>15749517
>I live in the bedroom community of chicago and I can't even find Vienna Beef in natural casing in retail stores. I think they reserve them for wholesalers. Any Chicago bros have any leads? My only idea is going to the Vienna outlet store.
you literally have to go to the Vienna outlet store to get them or order then at an incredible markup from their store, I think they do this to keep people going to hot dog carts and restaurants, this is one of the reason why I feel Koegel's is the superior brand

[Anonymous No.15749593]

>>15749544
then why are people lying in this thread. One dude even said krogers carried them.

[Anonymous No.15749789]

>>15748890
You dipshit, vienna doesn't make buns; it rebrands.

>>15748899
Why wouldn't I know about them? I can get everything for a chicago dog at my local walmart since I'm within 50 miles of chicago.

[Anonymous No.15750274]

wait do people here think that every grocery store across the world will carry the same stock?
>I can easily find this item that is used almost exclusively where I live
>well I live 1000 miles away where very few people even know about it and I can't find it in my local Kroger.
lol. I live like 1200 miles from chicago and I asked a manager at a local store if he could find a distributor that had sports peppers and pickled dill beans and within a month they had a couple boxes of both. I never thought once to ask him if he could ship fresh meat across the country without freezing it.

[Anonymous No.15750292]

>>15742157
>a swim on the coast?
What the actual fuck does that mean? Jump in the lake.
OP, come here and get fucked up in the dimly lit taverns and drink yourself into a stupor like everyone else here. Great time

[Anonymous No.15750309]

>>15749593
kroger does sell vienna brand, only not natural casing

[Anonymous No.15750339]

>>15750309
>>15749232

I know, but this douche said they bought Vienna beef Natural casing hot dogs "all snaps" from krogers

[Anonymous No.15750431]

>>15742131
>niggerspeak

weak bait

[Anonymous No.15750549]

>>15749492
It's a warzone if you live among minorities. Everywhere else is nice