/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15735638]

Food service horror thread

[Anonymous No.15735989]

>>15735638
Do women really?

[Anonymous No.15736002]

>>15735638
Oh say can you seeee

[Anonymous No.15736007]

>>15735638
How can people shit liquid ? I mean what kind of diet leads to that kind of poop ?

[Anonymous No.15736008]

hadn't seen a sharting thread for some while

[Anonymous No.15736012]

Bubba Sparxxx would be proud

[Anonymous No.15736014]

>>15735638
Was 00:01 - 00:03 sped up ?

[Anonymous No.15736026]

If I wait patiently , i know someone will post the angry milf shitting and throwing shit in coffee shop video, its so hot

[Anonymous No.15736030]

>>15736007
Low residue diet.

[Anonymous No.15736044]

>>15736007
american diet.
I went to lardistan and the amount of grease in all the food makes your shit float on water.

[Anonymous No.15736050]

>>15736026
Kek, I was actually working on a site out in Langley around the time that happened. Went to the same Tim's about a week before the incident. Fucking crackwhore central.

[Anonymous No.15736056]

>>15736007
Beer at night and coffee in the morning lol

[Anonymous No.15736057]

>>15736044
Shit always floats on water no matter what you eat.

[Anonymous No.15736069]

>>15736057
I can't tell if this is bait or if you are actually just that fat.

[Anonymous No.15736086]

>>15736044
>>15736057
>>15736069
Floating stools are caused more by a lack of fiber than an excess of fat. Excess fat in the diet will cause stools to become yellow-ish in color.

[Anonymous No.15736098]

>>15736086
I mean yeah fibre is a probably a contributing factor but the fat definitely helps with making it hydrophobic.

[Anonymous No.15736112]

>>15736086
You say "lack", but it's not like fiber is necessary anyway, if you have a healthy gut to begin with.

[Anonymous No.15736250]

>>15736057
Uhhh no?

[Anonymous No.15736302]

>>15736057
post weight

[Anonymous No.15736371]

>>15736302
182 cm, 73 kg. As the other anon pointed out, I'm just not a vegan.

[Anonymous No.15736807]

>>15736007
Cheerios give me liquid shits for some reason. I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.15737010]

>>15736014
yeah, this is clearly recorded from a security camera and then recorded from a screen by a phone

[Anonymous No.15737126]

>>15736057
Fuck you're stupid.

[Anonymous No.15737182]

>>15736002
this happened in iceland

[Anonymous No.15737189]

>>15735638
OP that's what happens when you let niggers invade your anus

[Anonymous No.15737203]

>>15736807
glycophosphate

[Anonymous No.15737206]

>>15737203
glyphosate*

[Anonymous No.15737211]

>>15736030
These words mean nothing

[Anonymous No.15737270]

>>15736007
Alcohol

[Anonymous No.15737402]

Best webm I have isn’t blue-board safe.
But in it, a kinda chubby Mexican-looking girl is caught on camera on the assembly-line (or whatever fast food places call the area where shit is put together) sticking a hotdog up her ‘taco’ before placing it in the bun and adding toppings for a customer. Like she props her leg up on a stool and goes for full-insertion.
It frightens me that I find it more arousing than disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15737417]

[Anonymous No.15737435]

>>15737417
>how to be a fuckin idiot and go to jail for the better part of your life

[Anonymous No.15737436]

>>15737417
I'm going to need some backstory here.

[Anonymous No.15737439]

>>15736007
There's some fat loss medicine that a lot of people take that blocks digestion and metabolism of fat. But then they eat a bunch of greasy food thinking the medicine will take care of it and gave nasty, greasy, liquidy shits. It's a common issue here.

[Anonymous No.15737469]

>>15736026

[Anonymous No.15737471]

>>15737402
It's blue board safe, ive seen it on ck so many times lol

[Anonymous No.15737491]

>>15737469

[Anonymous No.15737493]

>>15737402
post it

[Anonymous No.15737506]

>>15737469
Impressive stool integrity right there. Didn't break at all from the grab and throw.

[Anonymous No.15737519]

>>15737417
That's fucked

[Anonymous No.15737521]

>>15737417
At least he looked pretty cool with all that steam coming off his head

[Anonymous No.15737544]

>>15737469
The old monkey poo flinging technique. Very primitive but effective.

[Anonymous No.15737545]

>>15735989
You were under the assumption that women poop.
They do not. This one >>15735638
was just dispensing an unseen bottle of Smuckers Magic Shell sauce on the floor to test its hardening abilities on non-frozen, non-dairy products.

[Anonymous No.15737599]

>>15737545
Don't worry anon, I believe you and find your post very interesting and funny.

[Anonymous No.15737631]

>>15735638
Imagine being so embarrassed to use a public bathroom that you resort to shitting on the floor instead. Clearly the store isn't busy enough where the bathroom is too full since she gets enough privacy to pull this shit off (heh) and being that she'd use a woman's bathroom lack of stalls isn't the problem either.

[Anonymous No.15737641]

>>15737436
i believe a prisoner shit talked the cooking of another prisoner and she chimped out and poured boiling water on her head

[Anonymous No.15737669]

>>15737417
is this in china or what

[Anonymous No.15737682]

>>15737417
>red beanie guy with the ineffectual BONK at the end

[Anonymous No.15737829]

>>15737669
Yea, all the American moved to china just to shoot this video

[Anonymous No.15737845]

>>15737545
Haha, epic win!

[Anonymous No.15738011]

>>15736098
It's not hydrophobia that makes it float ya bringus. It's about density. Fatty stool is less dense than water. If you take something heavier than water, and cover it in a hydrophobic coating, it still sinks

[Anonymous No.15738019]

>>15737682
>guy

[Anonymous No.15738059]

>>15737417
holy frick

[Anonymous No.15738067]

>>15735638

>I was in the toilet of a bar I worked at, closing time, kicking out the stragglers.
>Saw a woman sitting by the toilet, puke on the floor
>she slipped on and fell into her own puke.
>She reached out to me to help her up.
>I took a step back from her disgusting hand
>Leave her to slip n slide

>informed the bouncers who were paid far more per hour than me

[Anonymous No.15738106]

>1998
>Savage negro walked into the restaurant and walked into the kitchen
>The fucking animal worked there

[Anonymous No.15738533]

>>15737631
>Imagine being so embarrassed to use a public bathroom that you resort to shitting on the floor instead.
I doubt that's why she did it. If you notice her pants had a hole in the back and she didn't actually tug them down so it was likely something she planned to do from the get go. Probably some weird fetish thing.

This is a weird thing to talk about

[Anonymous No.15738730]

>>15736012
who?

[Anonymous No.15738884]

>>15735638
>be me
>worked at Burger King when I was 17
>I'm working the kitchen with a long time employee named Harry
>Harry is 35, Puerto Rican immigrant, wife, kids
>Harry excuses himself to use the shitter
>comes back 10 mins later, doesn't wash hands, looks at the order screen and jumps into making burgers, no gloves
>I catch a glimpse of Harry's fingernails
>theres a thick wedge of poop under each nail on his right hand
>I ask him wtf is under your nails
> he blushes, pretends to wipe his nails with a blue kitchen cloth that's also filthy
>harry finishes his shift making hundreds more burgers and chicken sandwiches that night
>when I quit job at BK, never eat there again

[Anonymous No.15738964]

>>15738884
>Puerto Rican
>immigrant
American education

[Anonymous No.15739355]

>>15737417
>>15737436
>>15737669
found it

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning

apparently some mentally ill chink freak got mad that a coworker ate half a hotdog that belonged to his gf, and decided to dump a bucket of boiling water on his head just for that

[Anonymous No.15739394]

>>15739355
>https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
I'm gonna guess he's just a fucking wack job but maybe he wanted to get away from his gf and only way he knew how was going to prison? Either way that's fucked over half a hot dog

[Anonymous No.15739398]

>>15738964

[Anonymous No.15739412]

>>15737631
So innocent

[Anonymous No.15739413]

>>15737469
But why

[Anonymous No.15739418]

>>15738964
What, you think PR is the 51st state or are you referring to its status as a territory?
Either way, there are only 50 states and the territories might as well count as immigration.

[Anonymous No.15739421]

>>15739412
If you're referring to that other anon that says it's fetish shit I really doubt it. Woman statistically are just not wired to be degenerate like that 99.9% of the time there's always financial incentive to do it or abuse. But fear of shitting in public because some stranger might hear you brap is a very common phobia enough so to make retards shit themselves.

[Anonymous No.15739502]

[Anonymous No.15739508]

>>15739502
ill take 20

[Anonymous No.15739520]

>>15739421
>Woman statistically are just not wired to be degenerate

[Anonymous No.15739544]

>>15739520
>skips the emphasis on "like that"
Yeah women are degenerate in that they love to fuck a hundred guys and do so often, men would be too if they had such easy access to sex like women do. Just pure delusion on your part to think women are commonly into shit fetishes. But this has gone way off topic

[Anonymous No.15739545]

>>15739544
>Just pure delusion on your part to think women are commonly into shit fetishes
Bro you have no idea what you're talking about. Also what makes you think that retard isn't one of those people?
>no woman has EVER had a bad fetish!
You can't honestly believe this

[Anonymous No.15739572]

>>15739545
I said it's not common. Literally a google search away from tons of research on fetishes and the sexual break downs the more degenerate they become. The body language has all the indicators of some fat amerilard frantically trying to find a place to squat because she can't hold it anymore.

Literal meme come to life, sharting in the shart mart.

[Anonymous No.15739575]

>>15739545
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.15739587]

>>15739572
Bro do you ever interact with women? They're just as nasty as men, and no amount of google searches on your end can change it

[Anonymous No.15739593]

>>15737435
he got five years

[Anonymous No.15739597]

>>15739575
He literally didn't. He just said some bullshit that women don't have kinks (lol) and then claimed that it couldn't be some weirdo even though it makes way more sense.

[Anonymous No.15739601]

>>15739587
https://www.lehmiller.com/blog/2014/4/2/why-do-men-have-more-unusual-sexual-interests-than-women
>That said, there were some men and women who reported that the thought of each paraphilia was arousing. Among those who found a given paraphilia arousing (i.e., those who provided numeric ratings greater than zero), men generally outnumbered women. For instance, whereas 52% of men found the prospect of voyeurism to be at least slightly arousing, the number of women aroused by voyeurism was much lower (26%). Likewise, 28% of men found fetishism arousing compared to 11% of women, while 8% of men were aroused by urine (urophilia) compared to less than 1% of women.
Surely that number for shit fetish will be higher than piss! Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15739609]

>>15739601
I don't know what you think you're proving here. All it takes is one crazy chick to be into it for it to happen.

[Anonymous No.15739632]

>>15739609
I'm not trying to "prove" anything my original position was that it's statistically unlikely not impossible and data backs me up. You can think it's a fetish freak if you want I'm free to think the funnier option which is some fat load shitting themselves because they lack the control or fortitude to just use a public bathroom lol.

[Anonymous No.15739635]

>>15739632
That's less funny though

[Anonymous No.15739636]

>>15739421
>Woman statistically are just not wired to be degenerate
top kek on this one my friend

[Anonymous No.15739645]

>>15739635
Different strokes
>>15739636
Another tard not gonna explain myself again.

I'll farm my yous in the morning good night anons

[Anonymous No.15739646]

>>15737439
lol thats some North Korea like lies

[Anonymous No.15739647]

who was in the wrong here?

[Anonymous No.15739648]

>>15739647
The racist white lady

[Anonymous No.15739658]

>>15737829
This happened in NZ you obsessed fuck.

[Anonymous No.15739661]

>>15739647
wtf

[Anonymous No.15739663]

>>15737211
A "low residue diet" is one that's mostly devoid of fibre or whole grains, and instead includes mostly fats, proteins, and processed carbohydrates. It's usually prescribed for people before they undergo an endoscopy or following bowel surgery. It reduces the bulk of fecal matter but also leads to mostly liquidy shits.

[Anonymous No.15739664]

>>15739647
Abraham Lincoln

[Anonymous No.15739668]

>>15739413
Took place in a Langley Tim Horton's. She was a homeless crackwhore from the nearby camp who was told she wasn't allowed to use the bathroom without buying something.

[Anonymous No.15740382]

>>15739647
>hurt durr I'm gonna be on that People of Walmart site that's still so relevant
This is what people do instead of going on Jerry Springer I guess.

[Anonymous No.15740467]

>>15739647
God for creating niggers

[Anonymous No.15740478]

>>15737469
lol I remember this. The lady is a fentanyl addict and this happened at a Tim Hortons in B.C.. I think she possibly got jail time too.

[Anonymous No.15740482]

>>15739647
And blacks wonder why the racial divide continues to deepen, because of their hordes of nigger manchildren.

[Anonymous No.15740486]

>>15737469
Would straight cold clock a bitch for doing that. Idgaf if you're a woman, 80 years old or a child. That is rank. Same for spitting. If you spit on someone you deserve to be smacked in the fuckin mouth.

[Anonymous No.15740495]

>>15736007
if someone has to resort to shitting in a place like this, they probably have food poisoning/dysentery/diarrhea/stomach flu, hence the unhealthy shits

[Anonymous No.15740502]

>>15735638

[Anonymous No.15740513]

>>15739647
>the guy trying to wipe the floor

[Anonymous No.15740527]

>>15740486
To be fair, she did it simply because she wanted to use a damn toilet. If you need to go that badly, its pretty much on them as far as I care. I doubt she wanted to be there.

I mean, I get it but at the same time, a homeless person looking for a quick bathroom... must be fucking infuriating.

[Anonymous No.15740533]

>>15740527
Bathrooms aren't exactly hidden in places like that. Fuck 'em all I guess. The choc blockers and the shit flinger.

[Anonymous No.15740555]

>>15738884
And you didn't report him...

[Anonymous No.15740696]

>>15739418
might as well, maybe.
but they don't

[Anonymous No.15740718]

>>15738884
And you said nothing to your manager about that retard endangering people's lives? You're only slightly less subhuman than Harry and should consider drinking bleach.

[Anonymous No.15740735]

>>15739646
It's true though? Why would somebody lie about something like that?

[Anonymous No.15740740]

>>15739413
it's visually apparent she's a deranged druggie.

[Anonymous No.15740749]

>>15735638
I at first thought she had a massive diarrhea attack in public and in an effort not to shit her pants, she took the quickest route and shat on the floor. But the way she just walks away tells me this is not the first time she has done this.

[Anonymous No.15741508]

>>15740749
My guess is that this was a calculated subterfuge paid for by a competitor of that store. That whole meat section was deemed contaminated, the store had to close down for the day resulting in profit loss and all the products in that section had to be thrown away, resulting in more loss of profit!

The woman's behaviour indicates this was intentional and that she is not inexperienced in such actions, she probrably has done so more than once on different places targeted by her contractor.

[Anonymous No.15741534]

>>15740533
i don't think it's hidden but probably locked. nobody wants some addict ODing in their company/employee shared bathroom lmao

[Anonymous No.15741606]

>>15739545
It's true. Women don't really care about sexual fetishes, and they barely care about sex. It's all about social status.

[Anonymous No.15741627]

>>15741606
Not true. I used to date a woman who was even hornier than I was.

[Anonymous No.15741650]

>>15741627
yeah whatever you say you fucking eunuch

[Anonymous No.15741702]

>>15741627
She was horny for the act of fucking you so she could tell her friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.15741709]

>>15741702
That might actually be it. Her randomly bringing up that she had a condom with her on the first date was a little weird.

[Anonymous No.15741737]

>>15738884
Man thats just insane. I havent eaten at BK nor MCD for about a decade now and never regretted it given the people that work there.

[Anonymous No.15742902]

>>15737417
How do people just sit there and watch when something like this happens? At least get up and help the guy whose skin is melting off, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.15742922]

>>15736371
shit doesn't float, so you are lying about your health

[Anonymous No.15742933]

>>15741508
As somebody who has seen this kind of thing happen IRL, I think it's way more likely she's just insane.

[Anonymous No.15742945]

>>15739647
>we are supposedly equal and in debt to this
fuck no.

[Anonymous No.15742968]

>>15739413
I think you mean butt why

[Anonymous No.15743015]

>>15740513
What did he think that piece of toilet paper gonna do?

[Anonymous No.15743321]

>>15735638
>be me
>22
>working at mcdonalds in a shitty neighbourhood
>toilets somehow get backed up, sewage starts leaking into the storage room
>employees expected to just put up with this until the owner can "afford" to fix it.
I fucking quit when I heard that shit, it happened on my day off.
The 50 something year old manager while I was there also went off one day talking about how he'd bang this woman who turned out to be one of my coworkers mom, he walked out.

[Anonymous No.15743340]

>>15740555
>>15740718
not him but in my xp, if you complain about anything you create a problem that the higher ups don't want to deal with. only works if it goes viral like foot lettuce. which is really the least of the hit that goes on in those places.

[Anonymous No.15743369]

>>15737436
>>15739355
>>15739394
>new zealand

[Anonymous No.15743553]

>>15739355
Why the fuck would you eat someone else's food? You should be stoned to death. Boiling water was a mercy.

[Anonymous No.15743601]

>Be me
>21, bartending during the summer, super hot day, a fairly large restaurant + bar
>one of the waiters comes to the bar, panicked, asking where the manager is
>we go get the manager from the kitchen
>Go look what has the waitress so shocked, out of curiosity
>she leads us to the dining room
>on one of the empty tables, there is a load of baby stuff
>look closer
>a shit filled diaper
>shit on the white table cloth
>shit smell hanging in the hot air
>a proud fat lady doing whatever you call it when you hold a baby to your shoulder
>has literally changed a shit diaper on a restaurant table, next to paying customers who are visibly disgusted
>they had apparently told her not to do it, but hey, karen's little baby is precious and everyone should appreciate the wonder of baby shit
>she had screamed at the waitress, of course

[Anonymous No.15743611]

>>15736007
meth

[Anonymous No.15743633]

>>15739355
>the perpetrator was chinese

[Anonymous No.15743670]

>>15743601
What happened?

[Anonymous No.15743712]

>>15743670
she kept being karen, got told to fuck off

i only worked there for a short time

this was an actually fairly high end, expensive, restaurant where people came to actually enjoy their time. Nice setting, nice view... unless you ended up in a table with a view of a shit smeared baby ass

[Anonymous No.15743744]

>>15735638
walmart desune

[Anonymous No.15743756]

>>15738964
idiot.

[Anonymous No.15743767]

>>15740478
>fentanyl addict
>poop on command
nahh

[Anonymous No.15743902]

>>15743340
Ok then you call the health inspector and get their ass shut down when they see mr. Poopy nails

[Anonymous No.15743914]

>>15743712
Should have thrown it at her desu

[Anonymous No.15744063]

>>15739355
>insect on insect violence
Yeah that sounds about right

[Anonymous No.15744112]

>>15739647
>that employee who calmly tries to clean up.5% of the mess with a paper towel

[Anonymous No.15744154]

My sister worked at a small pizzeria years ago when two drunken men (turns out they were brothers) had a full on knife fight in the restaurant. They trashed the place and covered just about everything in blood.

[Anonymous No.15744178]

>>15744154
i wouldve left but watched from outside the window

[Anonymous No.15744182]

>>15736807
Holy fuck. Me too. Not the normal ones but some of the newer variations.

[Anonymous No.15744191]

>>15744112
I think he's in on it, it looked like he was pushing the cart just before the video started and he seems to be suppressing a laugh as he walks off frame.

[Anonymous No.15744203]

>>15736007
>tranime reaction image

[Anonymous No.15744222]

Is the horror that you work in food service like a nigger or a wetback? Jesus Christ you people are miserable and it’s so fucking funny to see. Always live stream your drug induced suicides, I want to laugh in your face before you end your pathetic life.

[Anonymous No.15744328]

>>15739646
Anon it’s called Alli, it’s in every pharmacy in America. OTC is Orlistat. Don’t be a stupid nigger for once in your brain dead retarded ass life and use google to fact check. It takes 5 seconds and might stop you from talking out of your diarrhea stuffed asshole.

[Anonymous No.15744396]

>>15744203
sir this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.15744410]

>>15744396
What's your point

[Anonymous No.15744461]

>>15739355
lol fucking 5 years in jail because of half a hotdog.

[Anonymous No.15744479]

>>15737439
Yeah, that would be Allī. It was the best selling "weight loss" drug for the better of early-mid 2000s I believe. Gas with an oily discharge is no joke. In short, never trust a fart.

[Anonymous No.15744482]

>>15739502
Why post this shitty cropped version of a webm?

[Anonymous No.15744527]

>>15739647
that fat lady making the cross with her fingers LOL

[Anonymous No.15744541]

>>15740527
They had issues with that woman already.

[Anonymous No.15744575]

>>15744328
>your diarrhea stuffed asshole.
Kek thought i was the only one that did that, how do you get it in there?

[Anonymous No.15745013]

>>15744410
you don't belong here redditor

[Anonymous No.15745067]

>>15737182
>slippers
>shorts
>"Juice"
>Iceland
Really?

[Anonymous No.15745283]

>>15744222
>I want to laugh in your face before you end your pathetic life.
well thanks for caring anon

[Anonymous No.15745393]

>>15740749
Once you've done that sort of thing once, the seal is broken and it will always feel like a viable option to do it again in the future.

[Anonymous No.15745424]

>>15745067
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15745535]

>>15741650
top lamao

[Anonymous No.15745685]

>>15744482
It's more SFW I guess

[Anonymous No.15745916]

>>15739664
underrated

[Anonymous No.15745930]

>>15737270
Yep I just ate for the first time since sunday, going to be nice to shit solid for once.

[Anonymous No.15745931]

>>15736007
happens to be when i have a binge day on fast food and a sugary mixed alcohol drink
i also dont eat much fibre

[Anonymous No.15745944]

>>15745930
>coffee in the morning (or afternoon)
>OMAD for dinner, mostly meat with some token veg for flavor
>booze until 3 am
>repeat daily
honestly i prefer liquid shits to medium density shits. tier list:
>firm, no-residue shits every 5 days. no wipe zone, barely even had to go to the bathroom
>daily liquid splatter
>unpleasant but one wipe and done, and i feel good because im probably not absorbing that many calories from whatever i consumed if im blowing it out my ass in the wise words of duke nukem
>
>
>
>
>medium density (((healthy diet))) shits which are sticky and require about 20 anus chafing wipes to clean off

[Anonymous No.15746052]

>>15739647
So is the lady making the cross at the crazy nigger or the guy dress like a muslim?

[Anonymous No.15746058]

>forgot to tip my McDonald's uber driver

[Anonymous No.15746222]

>>15736112
Lol fiber is literally what holds shit together

[Anonymous No.15746237]

>>15739421
>>15739544
You need to get laid mate, got no clue

[Anonymous No.15746239]

>>15741606
They're in heat more than men biologically you nonce

[Anonymous No.15746245]

>>15739645
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.15746248]

>>15737545
k e k

[Anonymous No.15746259]

>>15743712
Even if you're getting subway at a gas station you shouldn't have to put up with someone changing a baby next to where you're eating.

[Anonymous No.15746261]

>>15739421
>Woman statistically are just not wired to be degenerate like that
this guy really believes this

[Anonymous No.15746393]

>>15746058
LOL America

[Anonymous No.15746611]

>>15743601
>>15743670
>>15743712
>>15746259
I forgot to mention

The restaurant had nice big toilets with an altar for diaper changing.

[Anonymous No.15746673]

>>15737182
That has florida written all over it

[Anonymous No.15746699]

>>15735638
>this thread and all its webms are up and haven't been deleted with the anons banned for 3 days
Alright what is this board and what's it done with /ck/?

[Anonymous No.15746701]

>>15736007
Low fiber

[Anonymous No.15746708]

>>15741606
They're not a different species you fucking virgin, even if you've had sex you sure don't act like it

[Anonymous No.15746717]

>>15737417
>"Oi!"
>*bonk*
>"Go say you're sorry"

[Anonymous No.15746781]

>>15735638
only in america

[Anonymous No.15746897]

>>15736112
anon fiber is what helps your gut push the food

[Anonymous No.15747050]

>>15735638
>>15737469
>>15739647
>>15743601
people who do stuff like this need to have the shit kicked out of them before they get shipped to africa or just outright gassed

>>15739647
if i worked there i would probably push that cart hard enough that it loses balance and injures that fat nigger when it tips over

[Anonymous No.15747098]

>>15739658
the perpetrator was chinese retard

[Anonymous No.15747739]

>>15739647
Yet people ask me why I'm racist

[Anonymous No.15747952]

>>15740467
>>15740482
>>15742945
>>15747739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g

[Anonymous No.15748091]

>>15736069
>>15736302
>>15742922
not that anon, but I weigh 130 and I'm 187cm
my shit has always floated. Didn't even people had sinking shits
How long do I have to live

[Anonymous No.15748127]

>>15736007
Don't know anybody anybody else but I'm an alcoholic and my shit ranges from pure liquid to something with the consistency of hormels chili regardless of what I eat.

[Anonymous No.15748132]

>>15748127
have you considered supplementing fiber?

[Anonymous No.15748144]

>>15742902
No sympathy for food stealers in the workplace. I hope somebody beat the shit out of him in the parking lot after and then followed him home and shot his children. Maybe then he can afford to buy his own fucking food.

[Anonymous No.15748152]

>>15748132
no

[Anonymous No.15748165]

>>15746897
Your gut pushes regardless of fiber fuck off

[Anonymous No.15748168]

>>15748165
American education everyone

[Anonymous No.15748170]

>>15736086
>Excess fat
No such thing

[Anonymous No.15748174]

>>15748168
Not american so you're rekt

[Anonymous No.15748178]

>>15746222
This is an outright lie

[Anonymous No.15748194]

>>15736007
Two glasses of prune juice will do it usually.

[Anonymous No.15748222]

>>15748174
Then you're just stupid and that's okay

[Anonymous No.15748257]

>>15748222
Sorry your instestines are so fucked that you need to consume indigestible stuff in order to shit must really suck being you

[Tha god of cooking No.15748264]

>>15747050
>people who do stuff like this need to have the shit kicked out of them
Couldn't disagree more.
They should be sewn up and forcefed apples and flaxseed and metamucil and forced to run a ninja obstacle course for our amusement before being executed on live television

[Anonymous No.15748492]

>>15745944
Holy mother of fucking based

[Anonymous No.15748523]

>>15747952
I can't believe how autistic some of these were. Thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.15748534]

Technically correct on the gut pushing regardless of fibre. Motility is controlled by dopamine and opioid receptors. Fibre just adds bulk to stools, which causes distension to trigger the motility. So you can still get motility without fibre, it's just harder to reach the trigger threshold.

[Anonymous No.15748551]

>>15748534
how do you know this?
who's done the science on sharting shirt the hardest?

[Anonymous No.15748593]

>>15748551
Read a physiology textbook.

[Anonymous No.15748607]

>>15748534
so you just shit once your shit-pouch starts to 'feel' like it is at capacity? intredasting.

[Anonymous No.15748642]

>>15746245
Keep dreaming retard

[Anonymous No.15749480]

>>15736057
>source: literally your ass

[Anonymous No.15749526]

>>15739647
Kek at all the wagies seething at this. CLEAN IT UP WAGIE.

[Anonymous No.15749633]

>>15739413
Because women are irrational

[Anonymous No.15749680]

>>15749526
>taking the side of welfare abusing niggers over people doing an honest job
found tyrone