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/starving general/

Lads I'm so broke and hungry I just ate a stick of butter. Anyone else know that feel?

>> No.15735300

>>15735295
if you can effort butter you are not the poor

>> No.15735309

>butter

600 years ago only kings and dukes ate A BIT of butter so cry me a river faggot

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>>15735300
I didn't say I was poor, I said I was broke. I just happened to have butter.

>> No.15735316

Set up some raccoon traps or something you lazy fuck

>> No.15735321

>>15735309
Butter was poor man's during the monastic period.

>> No.15735322

>>15735295
That poor dad.

>> No.15735323

>>15735310
lern2budget

>> No.15735328

>>15735321
Not bloody likely

>> No.15735333

>>15735295
It's early March and you're already broke. Tell me, what are your plans this month?

>> No.15736245
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>>15735295
just buy some eggs with the quarters between your couch cushions, you dumb idiot.

>> No.15736262

>>15735295
It's called inket, anon. Involuntary keto.

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>>15735328
Anon, if you had access to milk then you had access to butter. Yeah maybe if you're a homeless drunk without a penny to his name then you can't get any milk, but anyone with a goat or a dairy cow is going to have access to butter via having access to milk.

>> No.15736303

>>15735295
Buy peanut butter. Very nutritious, requires no prep.

Then buy rice and beans in bulk and learn how to cook. Also try foodbank.

>> No.15736304

>>15736289
But the count would take all the buttah leaving you with only dry awful porridge to eat

>> No.15736314

>>15735295
Have you tried selling your soul to black Phillip in order to live deliciously?

>> No.15736364

Go get money. There is sooooo much money out there now, they are just giving it out... trillions and trillions of stimulus. Not the budget... no... Above and beyond the budget.

How can someone have no money this day and age? I mean seriously... not even fucking joking. Stocks keep going up, cash everywhere... Drugs? Severe mental retardation?

>> No.15736375

>>15736364
I got a 500 dollar check in the mail Monday that I haven’t even bothered to deposit yet.

>> No.15736412

>>15736303
Literally no nuitrition/vitamins except a tiny tiiiiny bit of Iron.

Buy Steak. Beef Steak.

>> No.15736422

>>15736375
And you are here why? I hope you worked for that. I could fuck three kids with that in Philly.

>> No.15736451

>>15736412
For a poorfag I'd recommend ground beef. Same health benefits, but it's far cheaper and easier to spice up than even a low-end cut of steak.

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>>15736451
Yeah, that is true. But even top sirloin steak now is 1.99 a pound. I can get ribs for 99c. I mean, shit is cheap again, money everywhere. No excuse.

>> No.15736491

>>15736364
Is this ironic?

>> No.15736540

>>15736491
No. Seriously. Cash is cheap now. Its being given away/distributed more than at any time in our history. There is no reason you should be penniless. Better start getting some soon to keep up with the soon trickle down inflation coming our way.

Any able bodied non retard should be doing pretty good for now.

>> No.15736545

There is more money printed and in the publics hands than EVER before at it's recently been accelerated the last year. No fucking excuse. Everyone has money now. What is so wrong with you that you dont?

>> No.15736561

>>15735295
Yes but I did it to myself by going full retard and drinking heavily for the last year ever since I lost my job. It finally caught up with me and now I'm on the brink of earning myself a one way ticket to hell. I'm ditching alcohol completely from now on, it's fucking my life up and I don't want to end up a homeless wino dead in the gutter.

>> No.15736607

>>15736561
That's nice. Good Job. Some people can't handle the pull of drink.

>> No.15736665

>>15735310
why the fuck would you buy butter if you knew that you had a tight budget, you could of bought rice, beans, canned food

>> No.15736761
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15736761

I spent a week eating nothing but wild mushrooms, expired bread they keep in pallets in a shopping centre car park (most have rats eating them or rat shit or are genuinely mouldy, but some good ones can be found if you take them from the middle), and an gallon bottle of homemade sugar wine I had kept in a cave for a few months. That wine is so cheap to make you can even skip the yeast packets and use natural yeast, and for sugar you can just take the little sachets from every cafe/mcdonald’s you walk past.

Really anon you should just shoplift, it’s not hard and if it’s a supermarket they don’t care enough to do anything to stop you.

>> No.15736773

I'm hungry because I'm on a calorie deficit where I only eat about a thousand calories a day.

>> No.15736897

How are people even poor in this country? I tripped and fell ass-first into my field, and I make an above-average salary without a degree. I effortlessly save half my income. What are you guys doing wrong?
>inb4 addiction

>> No.15736899

>>15736761
Shoplifting is wrong and everything you said was one of the worse things anyone can do. Stop the trolling and fuck off.

>> No.15736907

>>15736422
It’s royalties

>> No.15736910

I ate a half jar of dijon mustard like it was yogurt tonight

>> No.15736917

>>15735295
>Lads
too bad you don't live in the good ol' USA where food is plentiful for everyone except the most retarded faggots who can't figure out how to get it

>> No.15736925

>>15736897
>above average
most salaries are average, that is to say, there aren't enough above average salaries for everyone by definition

>> No.15736958

>>15736925
Whites carry society on their back

>> No.15737000

>>15736607
I lost control and have been eating less and less, then finally had the shakes so badly yesterday I looked it up and found out my liver is fucked. Have most of the typical symptoms but am worried how things will go the next few days, if it gets bad enough it's time for the hospital which I'm very reluctant to do.

>> No.15737152

>>15737000
taper it off slowly, had a friend who died from stopping drinking all at once

>> No.15737254

>>15737152
Seriously? That's what I'm worried about, that going cold turkey may get me in more trouble but I'm afraid if I don't I'll just keep on drinking. Looks like a trip to the doc but from what I read they tend to prescribe benzos which can be just as addictive from what I heard. I haven't eaten a solid meal in 3 days and a friend who saw me yesterday offered. She said my room smelt like paint thinner too which I read is ketosis from a severe withdrawal.

>> No.15737295

>>15736245
Tfw you have no Friends.