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/ck/ YLYL you lose
Oh, this is going to be a good thread.
I'm a on seafood diet I sea food eat and it
>>15726716People pay for this
>>15726716>paying to eat this faggots elbow flakes >guy is clearly an NPC>robo chad
>>15726716would probably be good if if he chopped the rib, halved the amount of meat and cheese.
>>15726293mac and cheese is easy to overeat
>>15726981fuck it plug in the turkey
>>15726981my turkey is battery operated because I live innawoods
>>15726996Nearly got me you silly rascal.
>>15726982>women amirite fellas?
>>15727018This is one of those memes the blue checkmarks think ought to replace comedy that makes fun of minorities
>>15727018I'll see your Hot Possums, and raise you Hot Rockets.
>>15727011>modern western women
>>15726746why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>>15726293So nice that the singer from Coldplay finally got to meet his idol, thom yorke
>>15726881god I hate w*men
>>15727208how do you fuck up that hard
>>15726716This guy is a bona fide clown
>>15726881This got a solid exhale from the nose and a grin from me. Dumb fucking bitch. I hate people ignoring table manners to take picture of their food bt its ita some kind of exquisite 200 dollar plate I dokt get mad at it anymore. But this bitch putting herself front and center with that stupid fucking duck face. Spilling her broth which was probably a let component but she doesnt know or care. I'd have her removed if that were my restaurant.
>>15727011I couldnt believe how many of these tweets there was
>>15727149I love these memes. This one caught me off guard
>>15727208The thumbnail alone still gives me anxiety
>>15727241when you've had servants spoon feed you your whole life
is this the boomer meme thread
>>15727286woke zoomers were more into it anon
>>15727312well that's just a lot of pain in one image
>>15726881I'd beat the shit out of that whore, break her ugly nose, then kill her in minecraft
>>15726724Based Chef John. This is literally how must speak with modern day Americans so that they get it. They really are this retarded.
>>15727208why did it catch on fire for a second?
>>15727224i see nothing wrong with this
>>15727343then read the hashtags. you may also marvel at the quantity of them
>>15727327what did u say mutherfucker?
>>15727011>>15727270i don't get it
>>15727375what is a bay leaf
>>15726716I wish this guy would get covid and die
>>15727312These are great
this thread is officially shit
>>15727258Must of had the munchies to come up with this kek
>>15727565Does he contract an elementary school for his graphics design?
>>15727608The Best You'll Every Taste!
>>15726716God why so much hate? I would never eat that crap but he did a good job making it look so good and cool.
>>15726881Oh come on, we've all done that before
>>15727422crazy thing is lawful good is the exact same as chaotic evil because there is a small unpinched space that the bag clip can't hold closed. twist and tuck is the true way, or twist and tuck + rubberband if you really feel the need. also ALL unopened loafs go in freezer.
>>15727784Are men like this redeemable?
>>15727796No. Twitch mods are the lowest of the low, there is no way back from such degeneracy
>>15726981>>15726996alright ya got me
>>15727772>>15727422You guys know about twist and reuse bag clip, right?Right?
>>15727731post bob and vagene
>>15727427almost forgot what kind of thread this is you motherfucker, nice try
>>15727337It's filmed on video and the metal reflected the studio lights which overloaded some of the censors in the camera briefly
>>15727876>Yeah bruh, I can handle icy food. I eat coldpockets
>>15726716I'd pay extra for this guy to not prep my food
>>15727149ENTER THE VOID
>>15727337Premium german engineering, the force exerted on the milk by the scissors created a miniature sun
>>15727241i think that was a new carton design he didn't like and he was being retarded on purpose to try and show how bad it was
>>15726724>allrecipes>so i made this recipe but i didn't use any of the listed ingredients>i give it 1/5 stars
>>15728065I can't tell if this is a genuine attempt at humour or if it's some anti-joke.
>>15728116It's Glen Larson, it's not supposed to make sense
>>15727924it's sad that i remember that postalmost five years agoFUCK
>>15728092Retarded fucking dipshit alcoholics
>>15726316Lost, you pleasant bitch.
>>15727472I don't read dune coon runes. What's that say?
>>15728195It doesn't matter. The joke is that the Swedish fish are Arabs.
>>15727649>Comes in 4 flavors>Lists 3
>>15727162This image is cursed, it's 666 pixels wide and the man pictured is clearly pozzed by the devil himself.
>>1572820525k for a recipe that is probably abottle of vinegar and BBQ flavouringsamazing
>>15728210>he thinks pozzed means possessedlol how embarrassing
>>15726981This is sadly still a very common mistake in Europe.Turkeys are American and therefore made for 120 volts. Plugging them into the standard 230 v European sockets will fry the circuits.>>15727552Thank God this guy showed up with his fresh Reddit meme to fix the shitty thread.
>>15727237i want this cake
>>15727681He comes off as a pretentious jackass. He also ruined that meat with the full pound of cheese he poured on
>>15727237>windows' printing test pagekeked hard
>>15726368I dont get it
>>15728359He's holding the ice cream incorrectly, normal custom would be to hold it with the stick rather than the chocolate edible part.
>>15728362I have seen the light
>>15727379you tell me
>>15728205wonder if anyone bought this yet
>>15727224Chicken isn't vegan?
>>15728229>he thinks there's a difference.How unfortunate for him.
>>15726981>not using wireless turkey in current year
>>15726881Maybe it's because I'm not an bitter incel but I thought she's just dissatisfied with that shit she got.
>>15726881God I hate when poor people get their government money and blow it on pretending to be wealthy.
>>15728408Chicken CAN be vegan
>>15726903>Npc>Plays rich but trashy retards like a fiddle by being a fucking clown while cutting meat and letting them pay triple for it.
>>15727459wow biden looked great when he was younger
>>15726958Yep, I lasted that short as well
>>15727422Holy fuck my Grandma was neutral evil all along
>>15727327It's how older people have to talk with younger people. I don't know any older people who watch chef john.
>>15727793I don't even find a single one of these slightly funny, this must be some special kind of autism
>>15728459What the fuck is american mustard?
>>15728553Basically the same as ketchup, but with turmeric instead of tomato
>>15727565jack: the rolling meme
>>15726316Shit that got me early
>>15726316>>15727472>>15727552>>15727568>>15728015>>15728210Thanks, these are all gold
>>15728205love ya jack bby
>>15726746A horse walks into a bar.The bartender say: why the long face?
>>15727312Ok the pineapple tickled me a little bit
>>15727880find yourself a girl who looks at you like she looks at an Ortolan bunting
>>15727379>does literally nothing
>>15727312Bless their gearts, except the obvious bullshit>I hope it's obvious bullshit
>>15728853only the PBR one stands out to me as "you couldn't possibly be this dumb"
>>15727237lol, post it on /g/
>>15727772Wrong, leaving the bag open has much more airflow. It will go stale quicker. The bag clip works fine. That's why bread isn't stale when you buy it with a bag clip on it
>>15728904/ck/ has completely convinced me that bongs are literal trash people but also the ones to survive any apocalypse
>>15728996the country of norf fc will not survive any major war again.
>>15726293>>15726596>>15727565>>15727587>>15727793>>15728836>>15726746>>15727880Hahahaha.>>15726316>>15726368>>15726408>>15727144>>15727196>>15727298>>15727559>>15727472I don't get it. >>15727762>>15728092>>15728904>>15726724>>15726981>>15727882Wow.>>15728919>>15726716>>15726881>>15726982>>15727321>>15727282>>15727427>>15728081Dumb.>>15727011You should take the bay leaves out of your food BEFORE serving it to people, even if they are Chipotle costumers. >>15727224You shouldn't mix chicken and pasta on the same dish. >>15727312These are the people who call your food "sloppa."
>>15727144fuck you you got me
>>15726981God I wish I saved the version with sound
>>15728210yeah this guys fuckin possessed, standing around with his shirt off. serious demon activity.
>>15728459where's the fucking chicken?
>>15728195says i'm coming to rape you lol