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/ck/ YLYL you lose

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Oh, this is going to be a good thread.

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I'm a on seafood diet I sea food eat and it

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>> No.15726843

>>15726716
People pay for this

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>> No.15726903

>>15726716
>paying to eat this faggots elbow flakes
>guy is clearly an NPC
>robo chad

>> No.15726933

>>15726716
would probably be good if if he chopped the rib, halved the amount of meat and cheese.

>> No.15726958

>>15726706
FUCK

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>> No.15726984

>>15726293
mac and cheese is easy to overeat

>> No.15726996

>>15726981
fuck it plug in the turkey

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>>15726981
my turkey is battery operated because I live innawoods

>> No.15727014

>>15726996
Nearly got me you silly rascal.

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>>15726706

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>>15726982
>women amirite fellas?

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>>15727018
This is one of those memes the blue checkmarks think ought to replace comedy that makes fun of minorities

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>>15727018
I'll see your Hot Possums, and raise you Hot Rockets.

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>>15727011
>modern western women

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>>15726746
heh

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>> No.15727215

>>15726746
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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>>15727179

>> No.15727231

>>15726293
So nice that the singer from Coldplay finally got to meet his idol, thom yorke

>> No.15727234

>>15726881
god I hate w*men

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>> No.15727241

>>15727208
how do you fuck up that hard

>> No.15727246

>>15726716
This guy is a bona fide clown

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>> No.15727263

>>15726881
This got a solid exhale from the nose and a grin from me. Dumb fucking bitch. I hate people ignoring table manners to take picture of their food bt its ita some kind of exquisite 200 dollar plate I dokt get mad at it anymore. But this bitch putting herself front and center with that stupid fucking duck face. Spilling her broth which was probably a let component but she doesnt know or care. I'd have her removed if that were my restaurant.

>> No.15727270

>>15727011
I couldnt believe how many of these tweets there was

>> No.15727278

>>15727149
I love these memes. This one caught me off guard

>> No.15727280

>>15727208
The thumbnail alone still gives me anxiety

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>> No.15727284

>>15727241
when you've had servants spoon feed you your whole life

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is this the boomer meme thread

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>>15727286
woke zoomers were more into it anon

>> No.15727317

>>15727312
well that's just a lot of pain in one image

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>> No.15727323

>>15726881
I'd beat the shit out of that whore, break her ugly nose, then kill her in minecraft

>> No.15727327

>>15726724
Based Chef John. This is literally how must speak with modern day Americans so that they get it. They really are this retarded.

>> No.15727337

>>15727208
why did it catch on fire for a second?

>> No.15727343

>>15727224
i see nothing wrong with this

>> No.15727367

>>15727343
then read the hashtags. you may also marvel at the quantity of them

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>>15727327
what did u say mutherfucker?

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>>15727011
>>15727270
i don't get it

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>>15727375
what is a bay leaf

>> No.15727383

>>15726716
I wish this guy would get covid and die

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>>15727312
These are great

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this thread is officially shit

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>>15727258
Must of had the munchies to come up with this kek

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>>15727565
Does he contract an elementary school for his graphics design?

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>>15727608
The Best You'll Every Taste!

>> No.15727681

>>15726716
God why so much hate? I would never eat that crap but he did a good job making it look so good and cool.

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>>15726648

>> No.15727731

>>15726881
Oh come on, we've all done that before

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>>15726293

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>>15727478

>> No.15727772

>>15727422
crazy thing is lawful good is the exact same as chaotic evil because there is a small unpinched space that the bag clip can't hold closed. twist and tuck is the true way, or twist and tuck + rubberband if you really feel the need. also ALL unopened loafs go in freezer.

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>> No.15727796

>>15727784
Are men like this redeemable?

>> No.15727797

>>15727796
No. Twitch mods are the lowest of the low, there is no way back from such degeneracy

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>>15726981
>>15726996
alright ya got me

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>> No.15727893

>>15727772
>>15727422
You guys know about twist and reuse bag clip, right?
Right?

>> No.15727898

>>15727731
post bob and vagene

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>>15727898

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>> No.15727925

>>15727893
I do

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>> No.15727980

>>15727427
almost forgot what kind of thread this is you motherfucker, nice try

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>>15727383
>get covid
>die

>> No.15728007

>>15727337
It's filmed on video and the metal reflected the studio lights which overloaded some of the censors in the camera briefly

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>>15727876
>Yeah bruh, I can handle icy food. I eat coldpockets

>> No.15728024

>>15726716
I'd pay extra for this guy to not prep my food

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>>15727020

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>>15727149
ENTER THE VOID

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>>15728036
>chile pepper

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>> No.15728061

>>15727337
Premium german engineering, the force exerted on the milk by the scissors created a miniature sun

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>> No.15728068

>>15727241
i think that was a new carton design he didn't like and he was being retarded on purpose to try and show how bad it was

>> No.15728074

>>15726724
>allrecipes
>so i made this recipe but i didn't use any of the listed ingredients
>i give it 1/5 stars

>> No.15728077

>>15727323
kek

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>> No.15728116

>>15728065
I can't tell if this is a genuine attempt at humour or if it's some anti-joke.

>> No.15728122

>>15728116
It's Glen Larson, it's not supposed to make sense

>> No.15728143

>>15727924
it's sad that i remember that post
almost five years ago
FUCK

>> No.15728146

>>15728092
Retarded fucking dipshit alcoholics

>> No.15728154

>>15727697
nice

>> No.15728162

>>15726316
Lost, you pleasant bitch.

>> No.15728195

>>15727472
I don't read dune coon runes. What's that say?

>> No.15728198

>>15728195
It doesn't matter. The joke is that the Swedish fish are Arabs.

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>>15727649

>> No.15728209

>>15727649
>Comes in 4 flavors
>Lists 3

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>>15727162
This image is cursed, it's 666 pixels wide and the man pictured is clearly pozzed by the devil himself.

>> No.15728226

>>15728205
25k for a recipe that is probably abottle of vinegar and BBQ flavourings
amazing

>> No.15728229

>>15728210
>he thinks pozzed means possessed
lol how embarrassing

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>>15726981
This is sadly still a very common mistake in Europe.
Turkeys are American and therefore made for 120 volts. Plugging them into the standard 230 v European sockets will fry the circuits.

>>15727552
Thank God this guy showed up with his fresh Reddit meme to fix the shitty thread.

>> No.15728296

>>15727237
i want this cake

>> No.15728321

>>15727681
He comes off as a pretentious jackass. He also ruined that meat with the full pound of cheese he poured on

>> No.15728355

>>15727237
>windows' printing test page
keked hard

>> No.15728359

>>15726368
I dont get it

>> No.15728362

>>15728359
He's holding the ice cream incorrectly, normal custom would be to hold it with the stick rather than the chocolate edible part.

>> No.15728365

>>15728362
I have seen the light

>> No.15728378

>>15727379
you tell me

>> No.15728388

>>15727645
>Yogapantz.gif
You're welcome.

>> No.15728392

>>15728205
wonder if anyone bought this yet

>> No.15728408

>>15727224
Chicken isn't vegan?

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>>15728229
>he thinks there's a difference.
How unfortunate for him.

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>>15726981
>not using wireless turkey in current year

>> No.15728454

>>15726881
Maybe it's because I'm not an bitter incel but I thought she's just dissatisfied with that shit she got.

>> No.15728457

>>15726881
God I hate when poor people get their government money and blow it on pretending to be wealthy.

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>>15728408
Chicken CAN be vegan

>> No.15728466

>>15726903
>Npc
>Plays rich but trashy retards like a fiddle by being a fucking clown while cutting meat and letting them pay triple for it.

>> No.15728483

>>15727459
wow biden looked great when he was younger

>> No.15728495

>>15726958
Yep, I lasted that short as well

>> No.15728504

>>15727422
Holy fuck my Grandma was neutral evil all along

>> No.15728516

>>15727327
It's how older people have to talk with younger people. I don't know any older people who watch chef john.

>> No.15728536

>>15727793
I don't even find a single one of these slightly funny, this must be some special kind of autism

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>>15727645

>> No.15728553

>>15728459
What the fuck is american mustard?

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>>15727552
you tried

>> No.15728558

>>15728553
Basically the same as ketchup, but with turmeric instead of tomato

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>>15727565
jack: the rolling meme

>> No.15728569

>>15726316

Shit that got me early

>> No.15728615

>>15726316
>>15727472
>>15727552
>>15727568
>>15728015
>>15728210
Thanks, these are all gold

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>>15728205
love ya jack bby

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>>15726746
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender say: why the long face?

>> No.15728732

>>15727312
Ok the pineapple tickled me a little bit

>> No.15728780

>>15727880
find yourself a girl who looks at you like she looks at an Ortolan bunting

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>>15727790

>> No.15728851

>>15727379
>does literally nothing

>> No.15728853

>>15727312
Bless their gearts, except the obvious bullshit
>I hope it's obvious bullshit

>> No.15728884

>>15728853
only the PBR one stands out to me as "you couldn't possibly be this dumb"

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>> No.15728916

>>15727237
lol, post it on /g/

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>> No.15728923

>>15727772
Wrong, leaving the bag open has much more airflow. It will go stale quicker. The bag clip works fine. That's why bread isn't stale when you buy it with a bag clip on it

>> No.15728996

>>15728904
/ck/ has completely convinced me that bongs are literal trash people but also the ones to survive any apocalypse

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>>15728996

>> No.15729004

>>15728996
the country of norf fc will not survive any major war again.

>> No.15729014

>>15726368
Lost

>> No.15729061

>>15726293
>>15726596
>>15727565
>>15727587
>>15727793
>>15728836
>>15726746
>>15727880
Hahahaha.

>>15726316
>>15726368
>>15726408
>>15727144
>>15727196
>>15727298
>>15727559
>>15727472
I don't get it.

>>15727762
>>15728092
>>15728904
>>15726724
>>15726981
>>15727882
Wow.

>>15728919
>>15726716
>>15726881
>>15726982
>>15727321
>>15727282
>>15727427
>>15728081
Dumb.

>>15727011
You should take the bay leaves out of your food BEFORE serving it to people, even if they are Chipotle costumers.

>>15727224
You shouldn't mix chicken and pasta on the same dish.

>>15727312
These are the people who call your food "sloppa."

>> No.15729095

>>15727144
fuck you you got me

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>>15729061
kys

>> No.15729114

>>15729061
kys fucktard

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>>15726981
God I wish I saved the version with sound

>> No.15729178

>>15729061
Based.

>>15729110
>>15729114
Cringe.

>> No.15729182

>>15728210
yeah this guys fuckin possessed, standing around with his shirt off. serious demon activity.

>> No.15729191

>>15727422
where's fridge?

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>>15728996

>> No.15729208

>>15728459
where's the fucking chicken?

>> No.15729219

>>15728195
says i'm coming to rape you lol