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15724166 No.15724166 [Reply] [Original]

You don't seriously eat your chips straight out of the bag right?

>> No.15724173

I don't eat chips because I don't weigh 300+ pounds.

>> No.15724239

I pour some into a wine glass and grab them with my tongue one by one. Imagine eating chips with your hands like some sort of caveman.

>> No.15724251

>>15724166
Why wouldn't I? I get doing it if there's a party or something and you want to split up bags across multiple bowls but I don't see a reason not to otherwise.

>> No.15724406

No, I eat them straight outta cloaca.

>> No.15724422

>>15724166
I only eat reduced fat cheez-its on an occasion because of >>15724173, but I eat them out of the box when I am alone.

>> No.15724784
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>>15724166
works better on plate for mexican style but baggies the bomb when getting from the food cart

>> No.15724814

You bet your balls to a barn dance I do

>> No.15724825

>>15724784
you put squeezed 3 limes over a handful of potato chips?

>> No.15724845

>>15724166
I open the top of the bag, rip down the side and then open the bottom to make it a plate. It stops your hand from getting so greasy.

>> No.15724914

>>15724825
thats the bottom of the bag i wasnt gonna eat the whole bag but turns out i did

>> No.15724929

>>15724166
Of course not, I pour the whole bag into a big bowl and eat it all in one sitting.

>> No.15724947
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15724947

>>15724166
I turn it into a bowl

>> No.15724982
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>>15724166
Oh god i do, i love potato chips, i usually buy a 40g (1.4 ounce) small bag once or twice a month and a plopp dubs 50g (1.76 ounce) :D

>> No.15724990

>>15724947
dorito bowl what will he do

>> No.15725015

>>15724239

You eat like a fucking parrot LMAO

>> No.15725193

Snacks are more enjoyable in small dishes. Discourages those with dirty hands to put them in the bag, and also in small dishes you don't end up with a fistful of salt.

>> No.15725337

>>15724251
because OP is an autistic freak that gets his fingers wet whenever he puts something in his mouth

>> No.15725338

>>15724166
I eat my chips with a fork. This is more difficult than using chop sticks.

>> No.15725343

>>15724173
But seriously this is the only correct answer. I haven't so much as thought of eating chips since I was in my late teens. Chips are just not very good.

>> No.15725379

>>15724166
Chips? Aren't they slices?

>> No.15725389

I pour them from the bag into my mouth.
american btw

>> No.15725765

>>15725343
it took me until my mid 20s but I'm finally there after making myself just eat real food for the last year. I get a craving once in awhile, and even then a snack sized bag lasts about a month.

>> No.15726066

>>15725379
they are called crisps in civilized countries.

>> No.15726132

Why wouldn't I? The bag can be closed back up.
>>15724173
The only people I have ever seen say this are morbidly obese.
If you have self control, you can eat anything without being a greasy butterball.

>> No.15726774

>>15724166
I eat them from the plate with a fork and knife

>> No.15726796

i dont really like chips that much im not a big flavor powder guy and salty fried potato or corn or whatever is pretty boring desu

>> No.15727019

>>15725015
And you eat like a caveman.

>> No.15727037
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>>15724166
i use something like this

>> No.15727041

>>15724166
I prefer to put them in the blender before doing lines of them on the table.

>> No.15727096

>>15726796
snobbery

>> No.15727189

>>15726132
i dunno anon, i just think theyre too salty and greasy i do like tortilla chips though with some good salsa

>> No.15727209
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15727209

>Friend eating chips
>Uses his finger to clean his mouth out of the chunks stuck to his teeth
>Puts his fingers all the way to the back of his molars picking chunks out
>Puts his hand back in the bag
>Offers you some

>> No.15727221

>>15724173
I eat chips because I'm not obese

>> No.15727313

>>15724173
imagine denying yourself such a simple pleasure just because you have no self control. sure feels great being skinny and still eating cheetos.

>> No.15728282

>>15724173
i eat a bag a week and am underweight

>> No.15728623

When the whole bag is for me, I do something similar to this >>15724845
When sharing with one other person, I divide the contents equally between two bowls

>> No.15728645

>>15727209
Kek. Go buy new friends

>> No.15728653

>>15725765
I adore chips but I don't pretend that they're real food.
I had a colleague once who would buy chips several times a week to feed her two boys, and I silently judged her

>> No.15729028

>>15724166
Holy shit. Yeah man, as a kid I never ate chips from the bag, it was boorish and unsophisticated. But I've been a bageater for years now.

This post inspired me to go get a bag of plain Lays and dump em in a glass bowl, alongside a glass of Coke with lots of ice.

>> No.15729057

I dont even transfer the chips to their serving chalice until after Ive donned the custom glove and bib set that I wear exclusively for snacking. Plebs

>> No.15729074
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15729074

These are the only chips I eat, and yes I put them into a bowl, although I usually have sunflower seeds or honey roasted peanuts as a snack.

>> No.15729123

>>15724982
Those serving amounts weren't specific enough anon. I need to know more.

>> No.15729148

>>15724251
>Why wouldn't I?
Portion control: putting chips into a bowl lets you track how much you are eating
Sharing: if 2 people want chips from one large bag using bowls makes it easier on whoever isn't holding the bag
Sanitation: Chips are salty and greasy, and people unconsciously lick their fingers A LOT when eating them (seriously, watch people, they always do this). Putting chips in bowl helps you prevent contaminating the chips in the bag with your saliva

>> No.15729172

>bag 60% air

why is this still allowed?

>> No.15729176

>>15729172
If it wasn't mostly air it would be mostly crumbs after shipping.

>> No.15729230

>>15724166
il a simple man. I'm hungry, i eat
>>15729148
>Sharing
wats dat
>people unconsciously lick their fingers A LOT when eating them
personally i like to lick them when I'm done, so the flavor builds up
>>15727209
This is why i don't share
>>15729028
The wavy ones are the best

>> No.15729270

i eat'em straight out of your mom's nasty puss for that rare natural cheese sauce

>> No.15729277

>>15724173
I'm formerly obese and still losing weight steadily despite eating chips on occasion

>> No.15729281

>>15729172

>feed 60% sneed

Why is this still allowed?

>> No.15729304

I put them on a paper towel because bags make eating them noisier and if the bag is laid flat it makes it easier for pieces to slide out onto the floor when I pull my hand out, especially if I'm eating them in the dark.

>> No.15729385

>>15727037
Your grandmas ashtray hahaha

>> No.15729391

>>15729385
that's not an ashtray my friend, notice, thingie too high and no holes for holding the cigars

>> No.15729533

>>15724166
I like to pour them in my lap and eat away

>> No.15729641

>>15724173
An adult male weighs at least 200kg

>> No.15730698

>>15724173
i can eat chips whenever i want because i'm healthy and don't weight 299lbs (you)

>> No.15730703

You don't seriously eat chips right?

>> No.15730714

>>15730703
I do, what's wrong with it?

>> No.15730718
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Saw this comic once a couple years ago and now I nonironically eat all my chips, nuts, popcorn etc. with chopsticks, after putting them in a bowl

FUCK dirty fingers

>> No.15730720

>>15730714
eat something with sustenance instead of eating fried carbs

>> No.15730727

>>15730698
>needs citation

>> No.15730751

>>15730720
I'm not a third worlder or obese, I don't need any additional nutrients or have to worry about weight gain. I eat chips because I enjoy them
>NOOO NOT THE HECKLING FRIED CARBS
You sound obese, who has to control every little thing he eats to not balloon up to subhuman proportions, probably a ketocel too lmao.

>> No.15730757

>>15724173
Mega based

>> No.15730760

>>15730751
nice obesity projection and kinda sad that you need to chase the dopamine rush of eating chips.

>> No.15730780

>>15730760
>dopamine rush
Sounds like you think that enjoying things is bad

>> No.15730784

>>15724166
I double dip too
cope

>> No.15730785

>>15724173
fpbp

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>>15730760
so sad that you crave the dopamine rush of any food at all, eating is for the weak, real chads only use sunlight and oxygen as sustenance

calories were invented by the deep state illuminati big food corp you literally DO NOT need to eat in order to survive

>> No.15730794

>>15724173
But dude it's only 150 calories lmao.

>> No.15730803
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>>15724166
i put them in an empty 4 liter ice cream pail
and use a big spoon to eat the chips
put the lid on when ive had my fill so they don't go stale

>> No.15730807

>>15730788
the kraken isn't real anon

>> No.15730821

>>15730780
enjoying things is fine. consuming things that are bad for you because you've chemically wired your brain to view food as a reward is bad

>> No.15730839

>>15730821
>chips are bad for you
They objectively aren't.
Again, try not being obese.

>> No.15730877

>>15730839
again, obesity projection and yes most chips are bad for you. aside from the caloric values and lack of nutrition, they are loaded with preservatives and artificial colors.
educate yourself

>> No.15730880

>>15730821
>>15730877
look up what portion control is you fuckin pasty dolt

>> No.15730902

>>15730877
>aside from the caloric values and lack of nutrition
Again, I'm not obese I don't need to worry about calories
Again I'm not a third worlder I don't lack any nutrients
>they are loaded with preservatives and artificial colors.
Yep, you must be some retarded boomer who thinks 'chemicals' are bad

Lose some weight fatty

>> No.15731364

>>15724166
Of course not!
I'm not an animal.
All my post's on /pol/ are ironic.

>> No.15731373

>>15729074
i like those

>> No.15731489

>>15729385
That's a candy dish

>> No.15731494

>>15729281
Because it's formerly Chuck's

>> No.15732616

>>15724173
Based

>> No.15733667

>>15726066
Wakanda isnt real, nigel

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>>15731494

>> No.15733715

>>15724173
I’m skellymode and I snack on chips daily. You just have a fat soul