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>> No.15723062

Doesn't tapping dull the blade somehow?

>> No.15723063

i want to punch this guy in his face

>> No.15723078

wtf is he doing?

>> No.15723105

>dull the blade somehow
>thin, sharp blade edge tapped against hard surface

He's lulling the meat into a false sense of security so it won't expect when it gets cut.

>> No.15723106

He's a showman.

>> No.15723108

I think Bae has plenty of money for new knives while you still wear those old boxer briefs with a hole ripped on the ass because they are 'comfy' poorfag

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>> No.15725091

Never trust a grown man that dresses like that. Either he's a dirty hippie, a conman, or a cult leader and they all shouldn't be associated with.

>> No.15725098

i love how the flat asian face is so superior for crushing food than the more streamlined caucasian face

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>> No.15725102

Good question.

>> No.15725107
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>> No.15725119
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>> No.15725127
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>> No.15725142

Unironically this.

>> No.15725145
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>> No.15725150

that doesnt look bad desu

>> No.15725174
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>> No.15725183


Didnt realize you could buy Saint Agur in the US btw. It is indeed PERFECT for salads.

>> No.15725187

What the fuck are you on about hes wearing a blue button up with a white undershirt.

>> No.15725189

Is this what childbirth is like?

>> No.15725190

thats a webm of my asshole after my date takes me to taco bell

>> No.15725191

There is no need to add all that shit to avocado. Just plenty of lemon and salt and it will be 10x better than adding all that shit that only dilutes the flavour of the avocado.

>> No.15725197
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Guac needs tomato and onion

>> No.15725230

His headwear, necklace etc

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>> No.15725278
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>> No.15725290

accurate, i have it recorded with sound, but obviously /ck/ doesn't allow audio in webMs.

>> No.15725317
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managed to increase the bitrate and resolution without bloating the file size too much.

>> No.15725398

plastic estrogen bag, nice and hot

>> No.15725401
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>> No.15725435

looks kino except for the lettuce and almonds

>> No.15725446

>make the guac pasty as shit
>Plastic bag so extra xenoestrogens
>red peppers for some fucking reason

>> No.15725450

>not my problem

>> No.15725524

No faggot

>> No.15725526

How did you do that

>> No.15725533

almonds for the crunch, lettuce is kinda meh, but i dont mind

>> No.15725542

re-encoded from the original source with a better program.

It's 120fps content though, so it's difficult to get any decent length in a 3MB file size limit.

>> No.15725556

who is this down syndrome guy?

>> No.15725563

Why not boiled meat? Damn women are stupid.

>> No.15725570
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This girl's really sweet and I wish her the best.

>> No.15725579

>There is no need to add all that shit to avocado
A literal tastelet.

>> No.15725593

>re-encoded from the original source with a better program
I only have after effect and PS, what was your output setting btw

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>> No.15725635

didnt this win an oscar?

>> No.15725650
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>> No.15725651

first time i just used a random online video to webm converter.

Got much better results using Anyvideo converter.

Set it to use 5000kbps bitrate and 1280x720p (source is 1080p).

I could probably get even better quality using some adobe software.

>> No.15725708

this fucking hurts my soul

>> No.15725720

You wear them for ease of use, queer

>> No.15725755
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Thx bro

>> No.15725761

I would make her a little flipping spatula that flips it for her. Then, I would make her my wife.

>> No.15725846

Mhm, it's Fresh Guacamole by PES. I don't have a webm but here's another /ck/ related video of his.


>> No.15725858

She's already married and a mother. Here's the full video of her making pancakes

>> No.15725897

Her husband probably has a goblina fetish, you can see his creepy eyes

In sure he will dump her once bored and tired of taking care of her after 5 years max

>> No.15725950

oh god finally a webm that isnt stupid

>> No.15726019

this kills the plumber

>> No.15726050

Well she learned that in Nutrition, so its legit.

>> No.15726063

Die fag

>> No.15726081

Where is this from

>> No.15726101

Don't breathe that!

>> No.15726162
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>> No.15726328

oy vey

>> No.15726447

damn it was a different time

>> No.15726499

i also use a bonne maman jar for shaking up dressing

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>> No.15726623

It's literally water.

>> No.15726846

Nothing wrong with the occasional whiff of canadian marching powder

>> No.15726880
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I require webms of crabs, can anyone help a nigga out? Heres one in exchange

>> No.15726886

i want to suck on this guy's plump fucking tits so bad. i want to raw him and give him my "meat" until he can't fucking walk.

>> No.15726905

I still can't believe he did this.

>> No.15727052

Avacado is bland as shit. Most overrated food in the world

>> No.15727081

You retards should just learn ffmpeg. Its not as hard as it looks

>> No.15727111

How come my blender can't even do a piece of day old bread for meatballs? It just bounces the bread indefinitely and never chews it up.

>> No.15727129

Don't expect too much from someone who took a course named 'Nutrition'.

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>> No.15727150

>why yes I like to salt my fritos how could you tell?

>> No.15727156

>hard surface
lmao it's wood you fucking bitch

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>> No.15727411

That's way too much cheese sauce:noodles but using rendered pepperoni fat as a basis for the roux is a decent idea.

>> No.15727420

agreed, but it can be salvaged by simply adding more noodles. i'm probably going to make this variation tomorrow tho

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>> No.15727435

This looks dank as fuck

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>> No.15727485

snibbety snappety

>> No.15727562

Yeah, this hits the feels

>> No.15727705

I want the full video of this disgusting shit.

>> No.15727717

Does this have oh no, oh no, oh nononono in the background in the original?

>> No.15727776

uh...looks like a Jew who's trying to use the hipster look to distract from his facial features. It worked didn't it? He's got an Asian gf I presume from the girl in the vid.

>> No.15727788

judging by those hands, I get the feeling this went on for another 50 eggs or so

>> No.15727896

Which year?

>> No.15727922

Started off nice, then turned into a shitfest.

>> No.15728213

man, I used to love helping my mum make trifle when I was a kid because she'd always give me a bit of leftover sherry

miss you mum

>> No.15728217

Why are you so uppity?

>> No.15728287

He's not getting swole. There's a bug that sets the weight of paint brushes to zero.
That's why they float in midair and can be used to climb walls.

>> No.15728294

Yo dis dude makin a brick.

>> No.15728336

I thought this guy jumped off a building while recording himself. Why did he do it?

>> No.15728339
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he's being a retarded piece of shit midged turk who thinks by ruining slabs upon slabs of beef will heal his little man syndrome, wrong, he will forever be a midget turk piece of shit who takes dick up his ass, like most turks do

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>> No.15728501
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>was already getting mad since most of that moisture is just water, not fat
>then she rinses it

>> No.15728528

it's a breaking knife, you can abuse it to hell and back

>> No.15728587

This guy is a piece of shit and probably a jew as well.

>> No.15728631
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Does seething help you sleep?
Kekekek correct
Doesn't own a hardwood cutting board

>> No.15728644

I want to see those tits so bad

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>> No.15728688

Thanks for delivering but it's probably best that you didn't.

>> No.15728693

no mess guag in a sagg :DDD

>> No.15728720

Alright, then, go hit your knife into a wood cutting board 100 times and tell me how sharp it still is.

>> No.15728752

i blew chunks

>> No.15728799

Toast them first

>> No.15729039

those eggs were so overcooked

>> No.15729079

PES takes me back, they made some good shit. Are they still around?

>> No.15729101

I think it was pretty recent actually, I remember seeing this on tv

>> No.15729133
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this is as good as I could get it in the 10-15 minutes i played around with it.

>> No.15729158
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higher bitrate and lower CRF by lowering resolution down to 720p

>> No.15729192

wait a fucking second, isn't that the baker guy that was looking at the woman smashing her face into pastries in bewilderment in the other webm?
why is he doing it too now?

>> No.15729205


wtf is someone who actually knows how to cook doing here? based staub pot

>> No.15729258

chili fritos are good you're all just European

>> No.15729268
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Blame my mom and grandma for my cooking.

>> No.15729271


>> No.15729283

Can you believe Americans actually eat this much sugar?

>> No.15729296

Thank you

>> No.15729309


I miss this guy's videos.

>> No.15729311

Here is a good basic guide with some good tips
protip, you can calculate the bitrate based on the max size you want and how long it is

(4MB/seconds)*8 = bitrate.
For example, let's say you have a 10 second clip you want to post. 4MB/10 seconds = .4MB/s. Since bitrate is measured in bits(b) and not bytes (B), multiply by 8 to get the final bitrate: 3.2M.

>> No.15729327

doesn't apply to /ck/ where the file limit is 3MB instead of 4MB, but yea.
I know the basics, but I'm not gonna spend an hour trying to find the PERFECT encoding settings.

especially when anyvideoconverter seems to work pretty good without much thought needed.

>> No.15729338

In the comments it's exclusively seething mutts, though.

>> No.15729350

My thoughts exactly

>> No.15729354

so (3MB/seconds)*8
like I said earlier ffmpeg is easier than it looks. you dont need to spend any longer on it than you do your other program.

>> No.15729388


3MB file size limit, I have a 5 second clip.

3MB/5s = 0.6MBps * 8 = 4.2MBps
The actual bitrate of my 2.9MB file is ~4.7MBps
Doesn't seem all that accurate.

And that's not even getting into filters, CRF, 2-pass, encoding speed, etc.

>> No.15729406
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i have the same pot, what animal do you have on the lid? I just got the snail knob

>> No.15729434
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I just have the standard knob on mine at the moment, but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.

My grandma got me a mini copper cookware set a few years ago for Christmas.

>> No.15729437

You have to go back, Jorge.

>> No.15729598

>plenty of lemon

>> No.15729626

I mean, yeah, you should strain low quality beef that's super fatty. Rinsing it is weird.

>> No.15729661

how much longer does this he have?

>> No.15729678

bro you cant even get your math right. 0.6*8 is 4.8

>> No.15729968

I know they're dead, but god this feels fucked up.
Reminds me of that scene from Wolfenstein where you have to pick who lives and who dies, and the guy who dies ends up getting sliced

>> No.15729995

not really, this is how they stay employed

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>> No.15730066

Based Ira Kane

>> No.15730068

Grow some self esteem and try find women that don't have to be dependent on you.

>> No.15730074

This is what the internet was invented for, so we could see porch monkeys get diabetes.

>> No.15730077

The mossad HQ

>> No.15730083

You will never pass

>> No.15730103

>wearing university of prince edward island sweater

This brings me shame. I hope this bitch isn't an islander

>> No.15730114

I'm a heterosexual biological man who finds trannies repulsive.
Finding disabled women attractive specifically because they're disabled shows you want a woman who needs you to care for her, and you think this translates to love.

>> No.15730128

if you don't have enough brushes you can just drop a couple while shooting an arrow at the same time and make more

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>> No.15730280

what the fuck is that?

>> No.15730305

Steel is stronger than wood. Steel wins.

>> No.15730317
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>Jjjjjoohhnnnnnuunn i--i-i- h h have tttto shit

>> No.15730318

This is almost definitely an old school Oblivion exploit meme and I feel cultured to understand it

>> No.15730323

Forbidden alchemy applied to George Floyd

>> No.15730327

Looks like a native Australian

>> No.15730335

>but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.
Not sure if based or cringe.

>> No.15730362

>Avacado is bland as shit.
And that's exactly why you add a proper amount of salt and lemon/lime you donut.
Just keep adding salt and lemon/lime and taste test it before you add all the other shit and you will know.

>> No.15730455

It didn't even start out nice. A whole chorizo is too much. I usually use a quarter of it for 3 eggs

>> No.15730465

Time was not nice to the poor egg king

>> No.15730528

>dice ingredient
>it turns into dice

i get it

>> No.15730530
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>tfw no wonky baker gf

>> No.15730539
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>> No.15730548

I prefer his cocaine recipe desu

>> No.15730552
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>> No.15730561

Fucking KEK

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>> No.15730570

>Yeast so good it makes the bread clap

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>> No.15730616

>This add is not for matzos
One job, Little Caesars.
One fucking job.

>> No.15730619

does anyone have the reverse version?
the robot crab making machine

>> No.15730651
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They get me nice shit too so it's pretty based

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>> No.15730717


LMAO you guys are too funny

>> No.15730737

Fuck I could eat the entire tray. Sliders are the best.

>> No.15730738

That's an abbo, a human just like you. :^)

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>> No.15730767

fucking benihana

>> No.15730828
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>> No.15730852

Can someone please post the fat bitch who is caked in makeup and wearing a bedazzled jumpsuit and she's baking some steaks in her oven . she's kind of fat and she's trying to be wifey all dolled up but she has no skill apparently in the kitchen and can someone also tell me her YouTube channel yes ty :V

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>> No.15730875

Wouldn't it be better to half it the other way?

>> No.15730890

>tfw a dude performing, enjoying himself, and getting wildly and unexpectedly popular for it awakens a boiling rage inside of you that needs an outlet so badly you expose it in anoymous online forums

I feel this for musicians mostly. Idk how to address it in a healthy way

>> No.15730933

ah can always recognize me kay!
her cookan skills be amazin', lads!

>> No.15730989

I love the way she subtly talks shit about wrong cooking habits.

>> No.15731029

>that dramatic shrimp toss

>> No.15731036

having relatives who love you is pretty cringe if we're honest

>> No.15731121

he's right about t*rks tho

>> No.15731163

He's a Kurd though

>> No.15731173

close enough for me

>> No.15731217
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>> No.15731234

Did Willis get the willies?

>> No.15731501

Why is this chorizo like a pulp? Spanish Chorizo isnt like that.

>> No.15731523

I don't even think lemon is necessary. Avocado is super overrated until you salt it, then it's actually bretty good

>> No.15731529

Avocados are so disgusting.

>> No.15731532

are all former turk colonies like this?

>> No.15731541

Stop shilling your shitty animation here macaco.

>> No.15731556

Only blendtec can do this.

>> No.15731566

They're scum too, dont fall for the propaganda.

>> No.15731623

That's how Mexican chorizo is. Like ground sausage out of its casing.

>> No.15731640


I am contractually obligated to point out that he put the lime in the hand juicer backwards.

>> No.15731759

Me at 0:14, when somebody posts the webm of bakery products in the oven.

>> No.15731780

Yeah because spanish chorizo is different you dipshit

>> No.15731854

fucking poor fag

>> No.15731886

this is the 4chan banner for the ck board with the toothpaste "do I have talent" tweet, except gordon is the one being a fucking tardwat

>> No.15731892

how much did he get paid for that

>> No.15731983

>gordon ramsey pepper
>the guy smelling the NY and cali pizza

>> No.15732386

damn he got some forearms.

>> No.15732404

There needs to be a western version of Uncle Roger to call this out.

>> No.15732434

Get a better blender/food processor for that.

>> No.15732441

The worst part is you can tell he's so proud of his invention by the way he presses down the avocado so the egg starts running.

>> No.15732454

I member when I was convinced he was a coke head, people were like dont be stupid we would know and he would never a coke benders with thousand dollar hookers or beat his wife.
Then he did that show and talked about his 7kg bricks of coke and how naughty coke is and what damage it can do.
Fuck you I was right.
I need a little medal.

>> No.15732463

>*God of War music intensifies*

>> No.15732466

Bro its just fucking bread why wouldn't it blend?

>> No.15732483

Yeah he still does stuff, but it takes a long fucking time to come out with anything at all.

>> No.15732559
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Let's subject your bread to the will it blend test

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>> No.15732604

/r/ing that Tasty parody where the food never reaches a proper end stage of a recipe and just keeps going

>> No.15732606

what is this tim burton faggotry?

>> No.15732617

Reddit is that way, fag.

>> No.15732669

thats circuit of the americas in austin texas

t. /f1/

>> No.15732697

thiccccc yesss

>> No.15732883
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I love this

>> No.15732901

I love frito pie to death and this is an injustice. Doesn't even use sour cream or raw (diced or minced) onion.

>> No.15732908

He's an Uighr with his Chinese waifu

>> No.15732914

Pimentos you tard.

>> No.15732936

nice bait, but this is in the uk

>> No.15732942

Form your own opinion, or not.
Its your choice really.

>> No.15732947

needs a sauce of some kind. Maybe country gravy.

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what the fuck? isnt that gonna wash the seasoning off the beef? white girls should never cook

>> No.15732982

Taps knife

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I think he's taken the black pill

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>> No.15733067

even better with ominous music

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>> No.15733095

they''re so... cute..

>> No.15733107

I found her YouTube, she has a 1-year-old. I think she's cool and inspiring.

>> No.15733128

when I see black hands I close the video

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>> No.15733380

I should pity this retard but instead I feel hatred

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>> No.15733409

wholesome post

>> No.15733496

>Jack using his right hand.
Feels like it was so long ago it's actually jarring.

>> No.15733555

this is the stroggification compound from quake 4

>> No.15733562

>Tags: Fisting, Toys, Gore

>> No.15733583

Humanity will be condemned to eternal hellfire for our crimes

>> No.15733618

thats pretty based if you asked me, I wish my family would buy me kitchen utensil or just fucking care for me, oh well

>> No.15733634

He's slowed down his video production over the past couple of months. I'm hoping he's taking a breather so he can stay in the game longer.

>> No.15733640

This kills the crab.

>> No.15733643

I dont know but badlands is a genuinely nice person and i hope he doesnt die of icd too early

>> No.15733646

i'm angry at the skewered blue tongue skinks
poor lizard friends

>> No.15733790

I had this when I went round Iceland, it was okay

>> No.15733863

thank you for the hearty kek

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>> No.15733908

I fucking hate this dumb crypto-jew faggot, but he occasionally has outstanding recipes.

>> No.15733921

i bought spanish sobrasada and it was definitely like that. i could easily spread it on bread.

>> No.15733993

I've been seeing this webm posted for years now and each time I can't help but feel the pretentiousness that emanates from it

>> No.15734023 [DELETED] 

There is not one single thing in this entire godforsaken world that is not a meme. Stop asking. What you should be asking is "is steak a bad meme?"

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>No onion in his guac
>No dried or minced chili
>No garlic
Anon, how close is your complexion to wonderbread?

>> No.15734097

hey me too :)

>> No.15734117

newbies make me feel like i've been here too long

>> No.15734224

>white girls
he doesn't know

>> No.15734238

>henderson castration tools.flv

>> No.15734834

He means poop. You mean poop... dont you?

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>>the guy
He's got a name, and his name is Ja/ck/.

>> No.15734958

>turning guac into generic sauce
Why do you want everything to taste the same
You ruin the purpose of guac

>> No.15734968

Yeah, i'd recommend it.

>> No.15735072

Thanks man. Cracks me up every time I see this lol

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>> No.15735112

You have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.15735113

why doesnt she just do it normally

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>> No.15735184

surprisingly cute, good job anon

>> No.15735185


I saw gordon ramsay and zack efron make this. I've had it made here in a similar fashion. It's so harsh tasting.

>> No.15735190

yeah that's cool but we actually have ovens now

>> No.15735193


This can't be real.

>> No.15735202

It's real son. Think about that next time you put that "sweet stuff" up your nose.

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I can't wait for him to horribly injure himself followed by a video of him in hospital. He's like the Home Improvement Tim Allen of cooking.

>> No.15735220

what the fuck is this

>> No.15735246

hilarious and original post

>> No.15735251

is that the dude from Lost?

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>cement powder
>battery acid
I am starting to suspect that cocaine is not very healthy.

>> No.15735291

this doesn't put me off coke in the slightest, anyone who's had good coke knows that shit reeks of gas

it does make me wonder how the fuck anyone figured out how to make it in the first place though

>> No.15735306

> black hands
i'm out of this recipe

>> No.15735317

this is peak urbanite millenial faggotry

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blant bread, I would rather go with a cozido das furnas.
Sao Miguel, Azores

>> No.15735522

Seething incel

>> No.15735601

me too

>> No.15735617

What a faggot

>> No.15735656

thats just retarded

>> No.15735668

I mean it wasn't isolated from the leaves till reasonably recently in the scale of things. By that point using organic solvents to dissolve materials of inrterest was probably well known. I guess petrol is just the easiest organic solvent to ghet a hold of for cocaine producers

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>> No.15735761

youre retarded

>> No.15735967

whose retarded?

>> No.15736048

lol and those batches shipped so quickly for profit that didn't had time to dry properly so the kerosene or whatever gas they use reekes even 10x higher. shiet i love cocaine

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>> No.15736126

I’m gonna cooooom

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>> No.15737358

whats this from?

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