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Doesn't tapping dull the blade somehow?
>>15723028i want to punch this guy in his face
wtf is he doing?
>>15723062>dull the blade somehow>thin, sharp blade edge tapped against hard surface>somehow>>15723078He's lulling the meat into a false sense of security so it won't expect when it gets cut.
>>15723078He's a showman.
>>15723062I think Bae has plenty of money for new knives while you still wear those old boxer briefs with a hole ripped on the ass because they are 'comfy' poorfag
>>15724382Never trust a grown man that dresses like that. Either he's a dirty hippie, a conman, or a cult leader and they all shouldn't be associated with.
>>15724382i love how the flat asian face is so superior for crushing food than the more streamlined caucasian face
>>15725127that doesnt look bad desu
>>15725150Agreed. Didnt realize you could buy Saint Agur in the US btw. It is indeed PERFECT for salads.
>>15725091>>15725142What the fuck are you on about hes wearing a blue button up with a white undershirt.
>>15725174Is this what childbirth is like?
>>15725174thats a webm of my asshole after my date takes me to taco bell
>>15725145There is no need to add all that shit to avocado. Just plenty of lemon and salt and it will be 10x better than adding all that shit that only dilutes the flavour of the avocado.
>>15725191Guac needs tomato and onion
>>15725187His headwear, necklace etc
>>15725259accurate, i have it recorded with sound, but obviously /ck/ doesn't allow audio in webMs.
>>15725236managed to increase the bitrate and resolution without bloating the file size too much.
>>15723555plastic estrogen bag, nice and hot
>>15725127looks kino except for the lettuce and almonds
>>15725145>make the guac pasty as shit>Plastic bag so extra xenoestrogens>red peppers for some fucking reason
>>15725107>not my problem
>>15725317How did you do that
>>15725435almonds for the crunch, lettuce is kinda meh, but i dont mind
>>15725526re-encoded from the original source with a better program.It's 120fps content though, so it's difficult to get any decent length in a 3MB file size limit.
>>15723028who is this down syndrome guy?
>>15725107Why not boiled meat? Damn women are stupid.
This girl's really sweet and I wish her the best.
>>15725191>There is no need to add all that shit to avocadoA literal tastelet.
>>15725542>re-encoded from the original source with a better programI only have after effect and PS, what was your output setting btw
>>15725197didnt this win an oscar?
>>15725593first time i just used a random online video to webm converter.Got much better results using Anyvideo converter.Set it to use 5000kbps bitrate and 1280x720p (source is 1080p).I could probably get even better quality using some adobe software.
>>15725107this fucking hurts my soul
>>15723108You wear them for ease of use, queer
>>15725570I would make her a little flipping spatula that flips it for her. Then, I would make her my wife.
>>15725635Mhm, it's Fresh Guacamole by PES. I don't have a webm but here's another /ck/ related video of his.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEl8-PHhMI
>>15725761She's already married and a mother. Here's the full video of her making pancakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>15725858>>15725761Her husband probably has a goblina fetish, you can see his creepy eyesIn sure he will dump her once bored and tired of taking care of her after 5 years max
>>15725127oh god finally a webm that isnt stupid
>>15725107this kills the plumber
>>15725107Well she learned that in Nutrition, so its legit.
>>15725100Where is this from
>>15725650Don't breathe that!
>>15726162damn it was a different time
>>15725127i also use a bonne maman jar for shaking up dressing
>>15725107It's literally water.
>>15726101Nothing wrong with the occasional whiff of canadian marching powder
I require webms of crabs, can anyone help a nigga out? Heres one in exchange
>>15723028i want to suck on this guy's plump fucking tits so bad. i want to raw him and give him my "meat" until he can't fucking walk.
>>15723555I still can't believe he did this.
>>15725191Avacado is bland as shit. Most overrated food in the world
>>15725651>>15725593>>15725542>>15725317You retards should just learn ffmpeg. Its not as hard as it looks
>>15725650How come my blender can't even do a piece of day old bread for meatballs? It just bounces the bread indefinitely and never chews it up.
>>15726623Don't expect too much from someone who took a course named 'Nutrition'.
>>15723555>why yes I like to salt my fritos how could you tell?
>>15723105>hard surfacelmao it's wood you fucking bitch
>>15727403That's way too much cheese sauce:noodles but using rendered pepperoni fat as a basis for the roux is a decent idea.
>>15727411agreed, but it can be salvaged by simply adding more noodles. i'm probably going to make this variation tomorrow tho
>>15727403This looks dank as fuck
>>15725761Yeah, this hits the feels
>>15723555I want the full video of this disgusting shit.
>>15725107Does this have oh no, oh no, oh nononono in the background in the original?
>>15725091uh...looks like a Jew who's trying to use the hipster look to distract from his facial features. It worked didn't it? He's got an Asian gf I presume from the girl in the vid.
>>15725278judging by those hands, I get the feeling this went on for another 50 eggs or so
>>15727470Started off nice, then turned into a shitfest.
>>15727463man, I used to love helping my mum make trifle when I was a kid because she'd always give me a bit of leftover sherrymiss you mum
>>15723108Why are you so uppity?
>>15727136He's not getting swole. There's a bug that sets the weight of paint brushes to zero. That's why they float in midair and can be used to climb walls.
>>15723555Yo dis dude makin a brick.
>>15723028I thought this guy jumped off a building while recording himself. Why did he do it?
>>15723078he's being a retarded piece of shit midged turk who thinks by ruining slabs upon slabs of beef will heal his little man syndrome, wrong, he will forever be a midget turk piece of shit who takes dick up his ass, like most turks do
>>15725107>was already getting mad since most of that moisture is just water, not fat>then she rinses it
>>15723062it's a breaking knife, you can abuse it to hell and back
>>15727470This guy is a piece of shit and probably a jew as well.
>>15723063Does seething help you sleep?>>15723105Kekekek correct>>15727156Doesn't own a hardwood cutting boardNGMI
>>15727457>>15727463I want to see those tits so bad
>>15728381Thanks for delivering but it's probably best that you didn't.
>>15725145no mess guag in a sagg :DDD
>>15727156Alright, then, go hit your knife into a wood cutting board 100 times and tell me how sharp it still is.
>>15727425i blew chunks
>>15727111Toast them first
>>15727470those eggs were so overcooked
>>15725846PES takes me back, they made some good shit. Are they still around?
>>15727896I think it was pretty recent actually, I remember seeing this on tv
>>15727081this is as good as I could get it in the 10-15 minutes i played around with it.
>>15729133higher bitrate and lower CRF by lowering resolution down to 720p
>>15724382wait a fucking second, isn't that the baker guy that was looking at the woman smashing her face into pastries in bewilderment in the other webm?why is he doing it too now?
>>15729158wtf is someone who actually knows how to cook doing here? based staub pot
>>15723555chili fritos are good you're all just European
>>15729205Blame my mom and grandma for my cooking.
>>15727463Can you believe Americans actually eat this much sugar?
>>15725650I miss this guy's videos.
>>15729133Here is a good basic guide with some good tipshttps://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/WebMprotip, you can calculate the bitrate based on the max size you want and how long it is(4MB/seconds)*8 = bitrate.For example, let's say you have a 10 second clip you want to post. 4MB/10 seconds = .4MB/s. Since bitrate is measured in bits(b) and not bytes (B), multiply by 8 to get the final bitrate: 3.2M.
>>15729311doesn't apply to /ck/ where the file limit is 3MB instead of 4MB, but yea. I know the basics, but I'm not gonna spend an hour trying to find the PERFECT encoding settings.especially when anyvideoconverter seems to work pretty good without much thought needed.
>>15729258In the comments it's exclusively seething mutts, though.
>>15725098My thoughts exactly
>>15729327so (3MB/seconds)*8like I said earlier ffmpeg is easier than it looks. you dont need to spend any longer on it than you do your other program.
>>15729354>(3MB/seconds)*83MB file size limit, I have a 5 second clip.3MB/5s = 0.6MBps * 8 = 4.2MBpsThe actual bitrate of my 2.9MB file is ~4.7MBpsDoesn't seem all that accurate. And that's not even getting into filters, CRF, 2-pass, encoding speed, etc.
>>15729158i have the same pot, what animal do you have on the lid? I just got the snail knob
>>15729406I just have the standard knob on mine at the moment, but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.My grandma got me a mini copper cookware set a few years ago for Christmas.
>>15729258You have to go back, Jorge.
>>15725191>plenty of lemon>lemonkys
>>15725107I mean, yeah, you should strain low quality beef that's super fatty. Rinsing it is weird.
>>15725401how much longer does this he have?
>>15729388bro you cant even get your math right. 0.6*8 is 4.8
>>15726880I know they're dead, but god this feels fucked up.Reminds me of that scene from Wolfenstein where you have to pick who lives and who dies, and the guy who dies ends up getting sliced
>>15726019not really, this is how they stay employed
>>15725100Based Ira Kane
>>15725761Grow some self esteem and try find women that don't have to be dependent on you.
>>15725401This is what the internet was invented for, so we could see porch monkeys get diabetes.
>>15726162The mossad HQ
>>15730068You will never pass
>>15725107>wearing university of prince edward island sweaterThis brings me shame. I hope this bitch isn't an islander
>>15730083I'm a heterosexual biological man who finds trannies repulsive.Finding disabled women attractive specifically because they're disabled shows you want a woman who needs you to care for her, and you think this translates to love.
>>15728287if you don't have enough brushes you can just drop a couple while shooting an arrow at the same time and make more
>>15730223what the fuck is that?
>>15728720Steel is stronger than wood. Steel wins.TAP AWAY EVERYONE!
>>15725897>Jjjjjoohhnnnnnuunn i--i-i- h h have tttto shit>.......
>>15728287>>15730128This is almost definitely an old school Oblivion exploit meme and I feel cultured to understand it
>>15730280Forbidden alchemy applied to George Floyd
>>15730280Looks like a native Australian
>>15729434>but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.Not sure if based or cringe.
>>15727052>Avacado is bland as shit.And that's exactly why you add a proper amount of salt and lemon/lime you donut.>>15725579Just keep adding salt and lemon/lime and taste test it before you add all the other shit and you will know.
>>15727922It didn't even start out nice. A whole chorizo is too much. I usually use a quarter of it for 3 eggs
>>15730223Time was not nice to the poor egg king
>>15725197>dice ingredient>it turns into dicei get it
>>15725570>tfw no wonky baker gf
>>15723555I prefer his cocaine recipe desu
>>15725119>Yeast so good it makes the bread clap
>>15726162>This add is not for matzosOne job, Little Caesars.One fucking job.
>>15726880does anyone have the reverse version?the robot crab making machine
>>15730335They get me nice shit too so it's pretty based
>>15726019>>15730323>>15730465LMAO you guys are too funny
>>15727433Fuck I could eat the entire tray. Sliders are the best.
>>15730280That's an abbo, a human just like you. :^)
>>15723028Can someone please post the fat bitch who is caked in makeup and wearing a bedazzled jumpsuit and she's baking some steaks in her oven . she's kind of fat and she's trying to be wifey all dolled up but she has no skill apparently in the kitchen and can someone also tell me her YouTube channel yes ty :V
>>15730828Wouldn't it be better to half it the other way?
>>15728339>tfw a dude performing, enjoying himself, and getting wildly and unexpectedly popular for it awakens a boiling rage inside of you that needs an outlet so badly you expose it in anoymous online forumsI feel this for musicians mostly. Idk how to address it in a healthy way
>>15730859ah can always recognize me kay!her cookan skills be amazin', lads!
>>15727463I love the way she subtly talks shit about wrong cooking habits.
>>15730044>that dramatic shrimp toss
>>15730335having relatives who love you is pretty cringe if we're honest
>>15730890he's right about t*rks tho
>>15731121He's a Kurd though
>>15731163close enough for me
>>15731217Did Willis get the willies?
>>15730455Why is this chorizo like a pulp? Spanish Chorizo isnt like that.
>>15725191I don't even think lemon is necessary. Avocado is super overrated until you salt it, then it's actually bretty good
>>15730828Avocados are so disgusting.
>>15728339are all former turk colonies like this?
>>15730223Stop shilling your shitty animation here macaco.
>>15727111Only blendtec can do this.
>>15731163They're scum too, dont fall for the propaganda.
>>15731501That's how Mexican chorizo is. Like ground sausage out of its casing.
>>15725197I am contractually obligated to point out that he put the lime in the hand juicer backwards.
>>15730755Me at 0:14, when somebody posts the webm of bakery products in the oven.
>>15731501Yeah because spanish chorizo is different you dipshit
>>15723062fucking poor fag
>>15723555this is the 4chan banner for the ck board with the toothpaste "do I have talent" tweet, except gordon is the one being a fucking tardwat
>>15723555how much did he get paid for that
requesting:>gordon ramsey pepper>the guy smelling the NY and cali pizza
>>15723555damn he got some forearms.
>>15725107There needs to be a western version of Uncle Roger to call this out.
>>15727111Get a better blender/food processor for that.
>>15730828The worst part is you can tell he's so proud of his invention by the way he presses down the avocado so the egg starts running.
>>15723555I member when I was convinced he was a coke head, people were like dont be stupid we would know and he would never a coke benders with thousand dollar hookers or beat his wife.Then he did that show and talked about his 7kg bricks of coke and how naughty coke is and what damage it can do.Fuck you I was right.I need a little medal.
>>15726880>*God of War music intensifies*
>>15732434Bro its just fucking bread why wouldn't it blend?
>>15729079Yeah he still does stuff, but it takes a long fucking time to come out with anything at all.
>>15732466Let's subject your bread to the will it blend test
/r/ing that Tasty parody where the food never reaches a proper end stage of a recipe and just keeps going
>>15725197what is this tim burton faggotry?
>>15726886Reddit is that way, fag.
>>15723555thats circuit of the americas in austin texast. /f1/
I love this
>>15723555I love frito pie to death and this is an injustice. Doesn't even use sour cream or raw (diced or minced) onion.
>>15725230>>15725187>>15725187>>15725091>>15724382He's an Uighr with his Chinese waifu
>>15725446Pimentos you tard.
>>15729283nice bait, but this is in the uk
>>15730335Form your own opinion, or not.Its your choice really.
>>15730828needs a sauce of some kind. Maybe country gravy.
>>15725107what the fuck? isnt that gonna wash the seasoning off the beef? white girls should never cook
>>15723555I think he's taken the black pill
>>15730619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNeoxFOLcIeven better with ominous music
>>15733071they''re so... cute..
>>15725570>>15730530I found her YouTube, she has a 1-year-old. I think she's cool and inspiring.
>>15727439when I see black hands I close the video
>>15733339I should pity this retard but instead I feel hatred
>>15733339>Jack using his right hand.Feels like it was so long ago it's actually jarring.
>>15726880this is the stroggification compound from quake 4
>>15733339>Tags: Fisting, Toys, Gore
>>15726880Humanity will be condemned to eternal hellfire for our crimes
>>15730651thats pretty based if you asked me, I wish my family would buy me kitchen utensil or just fucking care for me, oh well
>>15729661He's slowed down his video production over the past couple of months. I'm hoping he's taking a breather so he can stay in the game longer.
>>15726880This kills the crab.
>>15729661>>15725401I dont know but badlands is a genuinely nice person and i hope he doesnt die of icd too early
>>15733038i'm angry at the skewered blue tongue skinkspoor lizard friends
>>15730199I had this when I went round Iceland, it was okay
>>15725098thank you for the hearty kek
>>15727470I fucking hate this dumb crypto-jew faggot, but he occasionally has outstanding recipes.
>>15731501i bought spanish sobrasada and it was definitely like that. i could easily spread it on bread.
>>15730828I've been seeing this webm posted for years now and each time I can't help but feel the pretentiousness that emanates from it
There is not one single thing in this entire godforsaken world that is not a meme. Stop asking. What you should be asking is "is steak a bad meme?"
>>15730362>No onion in his guac>No dried or minced chili>No garlicAnon, how close is your complexion to wonderbread?
>>15728644hey me too :)
>>15732974newbies make me feel like i've been here too long
>>15732974>white girls>seasoninghe doesn't know
>>15733339>henderson castration tools.flv
>>15725190lmao>>15726063He means poop. You mean poop... dont you?
>>15731983>>the guyHe's got a name, and his name is Ja/ck/.
>>15734054>turning guac into generic sauceWhy do you want everything to taste the sameYou ruin the purpose of guac
>>15733618Yeah, i'd recommend it.
>>15734948Thanks man. Cracks me up every time I see this lol
>>15734958You have no idea what you're talking about
>>15725570why doesnt she just do it normally
>>15735113SHE HAS DOWNS SYNDROME YOU ABLEIST FUCK
>>15725761surprisingly cute, good job anon
>>15730199I saw gordon ramsay and zack efron make this. I've had it made here in a similar fashion. It's so harsh tasting.
>>15730199yeah that's cool but we actually have ovens now
>>15730552This can't be real.
>>15735193It's real son. Think about that next time you put that "sweet stuff" up your nose.
>>15733339I can't wait for him to horribly injure himself followed by a video of him in hospital. He's like the Home Improvement Tim Allen of cooking.
>>15735206what the fuck is this
>>15733128hilarious and original post
>>15735206is that the dude from Lost?
>>15730552>cement powder>gasoline>battery acidI am starting to suspect that cocaine is not very healthy.
>>15730552this doesn't put me off coke in the slightest, anyone who's had good coke knows that shit reeks of gasit does make me wonder how the fuck anyone figured out how to make it in the first place though
>>15727439> black handsi'm out of this recipe
>>15730828this is peak urbanite millenial faggotry
>>15730199blant bread, I would rather go with a cozido das furnas. Sao Miguel, Azores
>>15726499What a faggot
>>15730044thats just retarded
>>15735291I mean it wasn't isolated from the leaves till reasonably recently in the scale of things. By that point using organic solvents to dissolve materials of inrterest was probably well known. I guess petrol is just the easiest organic solvent to ghet a hold of for cocaine producers
>>15735291lol and those batches shipped so quickly for profit that didn't had time to dry properly so the kerosene or whatever gas they use reekes even 10x higher. shiet i love cocaine
I’m gonna cooooom
>>15737245whats this from?