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I want to stock-up on beef jerky. Money isn't an option. What's your favorite brand, flavor, etc.? Not interested in homemade.

>> No.15715755

Beef Jerky Outlet, get the flavor Fire, thank me later

>> No.15715762

>>15715740
https://youtu.be/JXpsutBgIlI
Make your own

>> No.15715784

>>15715762
Never gonna happen, fuck off

>> No.15715786

>>15715740
>Not interested in homemade.
then fuck off to amazon and buy it there

>> No.15715791

>>15715786
No shit, faggot.

>> No.15715798
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15715798

>money isn't an option

>> No.15715803

>>15715798
No object, now fuck off

>> No.15715806
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>>15715791
>/ck/ - food & cooking

>> No.15715808

>>15715784
It's tastier, heathier and easy as fuck. Stop being so gay

>> No.15715814

>>15715806
>&

>>15715808
Never gonna happen

>> No.15715828

>>15715814
>never gonna happen
just like serious responses to your dumb thread fuckface

>> No.15715833

>>15715828
Thanks for bumping my thread, faggot

>> No.15715857

>money isn't an option
?

>> No.15715860

>>15715857
Money is no object. Budget is infinite.

>> No.15715867

my mom lives in alberta and often sends me jerky from here
https://www.longviewjerkyshop.com/onlineshop

>> No.15715868

>>15715740
>money isn't an option
>this nigga finna suck dick for jerky

>> No.15715883

>>15715868
>poor person projecting
begone NEET

>> No.15715888

>>15715883
Shit, money is an option for me. You're the one asking for free jerky.

>> No.15715914

>>15715888
money is no object, infinite budget

>> No.15715968

>>15715740
Bridgford

>> No.15716031
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15716031

The best stuff I can find locally is Golden Island Korean BBQ Pork Jerky at Costco. Only bad thing is that is is covered in marinade so you can't really just eat it like regular jerky, it gets your fingers sticky.

>> No.15716051

>>15715740
So what the fuck are you on a cooking board for faggot? Go to Amazon and read reviews, shit for brains.

>> No.15716123

>>15716051
>&

>> No.15717559

>>15715784
holy fuck youre a loser. money isnt a problem but you cant spend $50 on a dehydrator and some eye round?

>> No.15717573

>>15717559
Not. Gonna. Happen.

>> No.15717665

>>15715784
Baste

>> No.15717688
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15717688

On anon's recommendation I ordered this stuff to try biltong for the first time, really looking forward to it

>> No.15717740

>>15717573
Making jerky is simple and inexpensive. If youre too imcompetent to even try then fuck off and buy a bag of jack links at walmart already you stupid retard

>> No.15717794
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15717794

these look pretty cheap plus there's no cereal filler so you know it's good

>> No.15717804

>gimme the best
>money isn't an option
>doesn't want to put any effort into it
New money is fucking embarrassing, holy fucking shit.

>> No.15717806

>>15717740
>>15717794
Quit being dipshits I'm with OP fuck putting the effort in of making it when theres gotta be small batch companies who have perfected it better than I ever could

>> No.15717811

>>15717804
>People with chauffeurs are all new money retards because they're "too lazy" to drive themselves

>> No.15717814

>>15717806
>effort
>leave meat to marinate in the fridge then leave it in a dehydrator/oven

>> No.15717825

>>15717814
Again, why would I want to limit myself to that when someone else can do it for me with industrial grade materials and refined recipes. You're being an obtuse contrarian

>> No.15717833

>>15717825
cooking at home is the literal opposite of limiting yourself its freedom and you can use much better quality soy sauce and spices
>industrial grade
this is what you DONT want

>> No.15717839

>>15717833
You're fucking retarded if you think a consumer kitchen dehydrator is producing better jerky than an industrial dehydrator

>> No.15717849

>>15717839
industry has nothing to do with quality its about producing more of something efficiently

>> No.15717853

>>15717849
My post stands regardless of your definition motherfucker

>> No.15717859

>>15717853
no it doesnt lol my definition refutes it

>> No.15717869

>>15717859
Headcannon doesn't refute reality. You will NEVER make better jerky at home than a small batch company who jas been it for decades. And some of us have lives and are willing to pay the premium for jerky on demand. Cuck

>> No.15717887

>>15717869
Yeah NEVER try to make something with your own two hands cause JACK LINKS already did it better than I ever could.

Absolute loser mentality and I hope you never have kids to pass down your weak genes to.

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>>15717869
i can and i do

>> No.15717897
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>>15715803
>>15715860
>>15715914
>Money isn't an object

>> No.15717903

>>15717887
We clearly aren't talking about JL are we you little spastic?

>>15717893
Does look pretty good ngl

>> No.15717932

>>15717903
Replace JL with any "small batch comapny" or whatever fag shit you want to say and the point still stands. How do you think these companies started in the first place?

>> No.15718070

>>15717897
cope
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/money+is+no+object

>> No.15718080

I'll stick to store-bought jerky tyvm.

Never gonna happen.

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>>15715740
all though its a little pricy its absolutely worth it

>> No.15718936

Why don't you go to an upscale butcher and get a few different kinds of meat.

>> No.15719353

>>15718070
>Amerifat education
lol.

>> No.15719368

>>15715740
I mean if money isn’t an option I guess you could probably give handy j’s as payment

>> No.15719440

>>15715740
try horse jerky

>> No.15719464

>>15715740
>Money isn't an option.
Then how will you obtain the jerky?

>> No.15719485

>>15717893
Fucking based jerky Chad
OP eternally btfo

>> No.15719658

tillamook country smoker, teriyaki slabs

>> No.15719700

>>15717869
I know you are coping, but I thought the same thing until I tried it a few weeks ago in the oven. Made the best jerky I ever tasted.

>> No.15720521

>>15715740
>Money isn't an option.
So you're stealing it? That's not cool...

>> No.15720613
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>>15717869
I've done it

>> No.15720637

>>15715740
Ok since money isn't an option and you don't give us anything to work with regarding available tools or ingredients I'm going to assume you are at stone age loincloth tier. You will have to kill a mammal with your hands or preferably a fire hardened pointed stick. Tear the flesh into chunks with your teeth and dry them in the sun. Keep flies away if you can. Smoking over a fire is also an option but you will fuck it up the first time so good luck.

>> No.15720655

obvious troll thread is obvious

>> No.15720996
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>>15717869

>> No.15721016

Why do you autist splerg out when someone doesn’t want to spend 9hrs making homemade beef jerky jfc

>> No.15721023

>>15715740

anything taiwanese, seriously. they're on a whole other level

>> No.15721025
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15721025

>>15717897
Money is a spook.

>> No.15721071

>>15715740
Did you even try googling it you dumb cunt
Buy one of each of these and report back you lazy faggot
http://www.tastetv.com/2020/07/29/the-best-picks-for-top-artisan-jerky-of-2020/

>> No.15721109

You beef jerky fans are way more unpleasant than hot sauce fans. Be better.

>> No.15721130

>>15721109
>be better

>> No.15721258

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/9014/is-it-if-money-were-not-an-object-or-if-money-were-not-an-option

>> No.15721268

longhorn jerky

>> No.15721284

>>15715808
healthier how? same ingredients same procedure.

>> No.15721295

>>15721284
homemade jerky usually doesn't have nitrates

>> No.15721374

>>15721071
but that wasn't the question

>> No.15721397

>>15721016
It's like 10-15min of prep work, all the time is in the marinating/dehydrating. You make a marinade, put the meat in it, let it soak overnight then lay the meat out on your dehydrator trays.

>> No.15721439

>>15721397
Never gonna happen.

>> No.15721477
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15721477

Don't mind me. Just enjoying some STORE BOUGHT beef jerky. Also known as the BEST beef jerky.

>> No.15721484
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15721484

>>15715968
based store bought beef jerky poster

>> No.15721676

>not wanting to do something means you can't
amazing logic, those of you

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>>15718070
>money is not an issue

>> No.15721773

>>15721484
This but their SBR's Sweet & Spicy is my fav maas consumer store bought jerky

>> No.15721861
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15721861

>>15715740
I love this shit but i dont think they ship outside of eu

>> No.15721874
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>>15715740
This is the GOAT. Fucking amazing stuff.

>> No.15721884

>>15721861
This sounds quite interesting, didn't even know yuros were allowed to make jerky

>> No.15721924

>>15721884
what? im not sure if this is a bait or not

>> No.15721941

>>15715740
I make my own and buy it so infrequently I don't know brands. Just look for whatever has no sugar. plain black pepper flavor is good

>> No.15721947

>>15715740
>money isn’t an option
So you’re going to steal it?

>> No.15721987

>>15717794
Anon, I...ummm...nevermind

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>>15721941
Sugar tastes good, eurothin

Pic related: the average britbong in 2021

>> No.15722242

>>15722184
when you use sugar on jerky it doesn't dry out the same way and stays a bit wet. I prefer jerky that is very dry

>> No.15722543
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15722543

Why does this shit have such a weird, glossy, synthetic-like texture? Love the flavor though