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15715267 No.15715267 [Reply] [Original]

What are some immediate red flags that someone has childish, underdeveloped taste?
For me it's
>getting a burger "no vegetables" i.e. no lettuce, tomatoes, onions, or pickles. i.e. just meat, cheese, and maybe some kind of sauce
It's really just repugnant that people live their lives like this. It's just embarrassing

>> No.15715269

>>15715267
Post hands, OP

>> No.15715272

people who claim to not like sushi

>> No.15715284

>>15715267
>>15715272
these and seafood are the trifecta of childish taste

>> No.15715299

If they have an american accent

>> No.15715301

>>15715267
>he puts tomato sauce on everything
>suspicious of any cuisine he wasn't brought up with
>>burritos? sounds a bit iffy

>> No.15715345

>>15715272
>people who claim to love sushi but freak out when the nigiri arrives

>> No.15715436

>>15715267
>uhh where are the chopsticks?

>> No.15715443

Literally getting a burger.

>> No.15715447

I went to Five Guys once and didn't realise you had to tell them what vegetables you want on the burger. I probably looked like a tastelet to the wagies there

>> No.15715766

Pepperoni pizza.

>> No.15715887

Anyone who is fussy about anything. Seriously. Of course we all have preferences but if you want to come round to my house and eat idgaf if you don't like onions or fatty fish or some shit. Eat what you're given and be grateful. Only children are allowed the " don't like it " excuse and not for very long. Anyone over the age of 11 who thinks their pathetic dietary quibbles is of any interest to anyone but themselves is a man child with a fucking Star Wars lego collection next to his dildo

>> No.15715979

>>15715887
This. Fussy eaters should be rounded up in cattle-trucks.

>> No.15715991

>>15715887
>>15715979
based. picky eaters btfo

>> No.15716022

>>15715267
I get all my burgers plain and dry. I will now take extra pleasure in knowing this makes your shit your baby diaper in anger.

>> No.15716053

>>15715887
>>15715979
>>15715991

>You WILL eat the bugs goyim!!! Don't want to be called picky by 4channers now, do you?

>> No.15716073

When any sauce they don't like is "ketchup."
>sriracha is just spicy ketchup
>BBQ sauce is just sweet ketchup

When any commercially sold pizza they don't like "tastes like cardboard."
>I hate Little Caesar's, it tastes like cardboard

I'm not against their personal preferences, people do like different things. But I do end up thinking they have childish tastes when they articulate like a child.

>> No.15716096

>>15716053
Bugs aren't even kosher.

>> No.15716209

>>15715887
l'homme basé

>> No.15716338

>>15715887
>Eat what you're given and be grateful.
I'm not going to eat your shitty food just because you made it.

>> No.15716423

>>15715267
My gf does this but she used to eat basically chicken nuggets, variations of chicken nuggets, chicken tenders, French fries, corn dogs, and steaks (I can’t think of anything else immediately but you know the exact type). She has branched out to eating a lot more, including onions, carrots, mushrooms, various vegetables, sushi, fruits, etc. it really all depends on being patient and understanding why they’re like that: I.e. their parents were shit cooks and prepared everything poorly as fuck and thus the only things that were edible were the hardest things to ruin.

>> No.15716435

>>15716423
How much did your girlfriend weigh when you first met her?

>> No.15716468

>>15716435
She’s about average weight desu
Maybe a little under
Just because you’re picky doesn’t mean you’re fat, it can also mean you’re closer to anorexic ;^)

>> No.15716469

>>15715267
I do that. I'm glad my preferences cause you distress.

>> No.15716522

>>15716468
Stop defending your ogre gf you cucklord.

>> No.15716527

>>15716053
eat a vegetable fatty

>> No.15716531

>>15716527
No.

>> No.15717150

>>15715267
people who claim to dont like salad, especially those who are proud of that
imagine being proud you never had the money or the culture to eat a single good salad in your life...

>> No.15717182

>>15715887
Those people aren't fussy, it's just you are a shit cook and don't want to deal with your autistic screeching if they told you.

>> No.15717213

>>15717150
Or when they do claim to like salad, but it's not a conventional salad, just a salad in name only.

>fruit salad
>chicken salad
>tuna salad
>egg salad
>potato salad
>macaroni/pasta salad

>> No.15717218

>>15716522
>implying you have the right to call out anyone else’s woman
Get one of your own and then start bitching

>> No.15717240

>>15717213
I like all kinds of salad, especially ones that mix fruits and veggies. A thai chicken salad is also acceptable. The only salad that doesn't qualify as one is ranch (cesar if its not elaborate and high quality romano cheese)

>> No.15717263

>>15716053
nobody said anything about bugs, childtongue. eat your fucking veggies

>> No.15717278

>>15715267
Pic is the top of some chick's head with her head down. The bird's head is her ponytail. Cannot unsee.

>> No.15717309

>>15716338
Then eat nothing and fuck off

>> No.15717541

>>getting a burger "no vegetables"
Leave me alone I have autism

>> No.15717552

>>15715267
I knew a guy that would put ketchup on literally every food item. Wouldn't even taste it first. Fucking vile. And no, I do not talk to this tastelet anymore.

>> No.15717583

>>15717263

>Yes eat the indigestible plant matter instead of your natural diet of meat, it's good for you!

>> No.15717732

>>15715267
when they hate tomatoes, onions and/or rice

>> No.15717787

>>15716468>>15716423

hey my partner is like this. what kind of things have you been cooking?
I've gotten my partner to eat chicken parm, curry chicken, broccoli, rice, spinach and mustard. I'm making corn tortillas for quesadillas because they don't like cheese, so we're trying that.
their mom was a lunchlady and they only like genuinely like fast food.

>> No.15717792

>>15715272
>People not liking fish is childish
Anon, I dunno how to inform you that food preference is not necessarily childish. I like some nasty ass food but that does not mean that everyone else has too.

>> No.15717801

>>15717732
Does anybody hate all three of those? I have met people who literally refuse to eat salads but even they enjoy onions and rice and cooked tomatoes.

>> No.15717810

>>15716468
My girl is like this as well, not fat but it is annoying. Here parents never cooked any veg at home. What are some good ones since it seems the all girls born after 1995 cannot cook meme is true

>> No.15717830

>>15717792
retard he said sushi, not fish.
that being said people who don't like fish or shellfish are childish.

>> No.15718290

>>15715267
>modifying a restaurants menu at all
>not willing to try dishes without a detailed description in english

>> No.15718347

>>15715284
accurate I can't add anything here

>> No.15718379

>>15717787
>their
So you’re gay, huh?
Anyways, it sounds like you’re doing a good job. Just start by branching out into things he isn’t sure of. Once you’ve broken that age-old habit of “I tried it as a kid and so it’s disgusting never again”, you’re already on the path to recovery. Once they’ve broken through that barrier, all it takes is encouragement and not having them try disgusting food lol.

The way it works is kind of like how food poisoning forces the brain to associate a certain food with bad. They automatically associate something with disgust, so they immediately reject it. After enough times they’ve gone through with it and eaten those things they associate with disgust, and realize it’s actually quite good, they will begin moving further beyond into normalcy. All it takes is the proper encouragement and the proper understanding of someone’s personal tastes and preferences to move them to that point.

>> No.15718397

>>15717810
See
>>15718379
I can’t give any specific examples or help because for each person it’s different. It’s mainly based on what things they consider iffy, and what things they consider absolutely no. First you get them to realize all the iffy things are good, and then you convince them that the things they originally thought were bad can also be good. Especially make them realize that everyone’s tastes change in life, so if there’s things they thought were bad as a kid that they haven’t tried in a very long time, they might be okay with it or even love it now.
It can be difficult because if this is something they’ve carried since childhood, they may feel attacked or get defensive. Just remind them that it isn’t their faults if their parents deprived them of real home cooking.

>> No.15718473

>>15716053
Fuck off reedit

>> No.15718509

>>15715267
Pickles taste disgusting, tomatoes are only good for their derivatives, and 99% of restaurants use lettuce with huge celery-like veins in it. The textures are horrible and uneven and the tastes do not round out the product at all, it's just cheap filler to make it seem like more food. Pretending to like it is pathetic. Raw vegetables are great as sides and horrible in any kind of sandwich.
I will also eat my burger with mayo ketchup AND mustard no matter how much you seethe about it.
>>15715887
Onion powder is great but onions in the flesh are genuinely gag-worthy. Don't worry though, I never go to anyone's house.
>>15717787
Don't do this newspeak shit honestly

>> No.15718544

>>15715267
usually for me it's

>making burger
>some limp wristed faggot is incapable of enjoying the delicious natural taste of cooked meat
>begs for an entire salad worth of pussy vegetables to dump on the meat so he tastes anything but that

Is there anything gayer or more childish?

>> No.15718594

>>15717240
One time my friends cousin made some sort of, what appeared to my untrained eye, to be some sort of 'normal' salad thing with the addition of mango, and it was 10/10.
Only other good salad I paid $62 for in a seafood restaurant. That one was an 11/10, I have no idea how those cunts make vegetables and shit taste so good.

>> No.15718605

>>15718509
whole/sliced tomato is fucking disgusting to be honest. i dont understand the appeal at all. like, 'thanks for adding fucking water to what i was eating bro'

>> No.15718652

>>15718605
Enjoyed by the same people who screech about dabbing grease off of pepperoni or whatever, too. Here are some soggy lawn-scented seeds and mush sir, inside a thin putrid rind

>> No.15718700

>>15715267
Eating meat and noodles out of ramen, pho, etc and leaving all the broth. Gutting tomatoes, or just refusing to eat them at all. Probably the biggest is reflexive revulsion toward anything novel that's not highly sugared or salted fast food or shelf stable instant shit.

>>15718509
>>15718605
>>15717792
All this seething baby pallet cope. I bet you're also the ones that make threads shitting on flyover/Brit/Scandinavian food.

>> No.15718706

>>15718544
While we're at it, get rid of the faggy buns, cheese, and sauces. We want pure beef flavor.

>> No.15718723

>>15715267
Oh fuck off. I eat vegetables at damn near every meal. Sometimes I just want a good, greasy bacon cheeseburger.

>> No.15718730

> I don't drink water

Total red flag. Almost as bad as "I've been raised by a single mother"
Yikes!

>> No.15718749

>>15718730
>thought this was fake
>finally made friends with someone like this
>obese
>even when they were trying to lose weight and doing fad diets (its always a fad diet like vegan or ketosis because apparently just eating less and working out is insane) they would sip from an entire liter of pepsi like it was water
>completely fucked eating schedule often still eating at 4AM and then passing out
>most physical activity is walking as they perform their daily errands
>'why cant i lose weight??'

>> No.15718753

>>15715299
this desu

>> No.15718756

>>15718700
I don't think about Brits except when I'm thinking about english breakfast or when they're bust being obsessed, or them and Scandinavia when I think about communist shitholes.

I live in a flyover state, please keep your "refined" palette and attitude away and only fly over if you must. In fact, please reroute over Canada, you wouldn't want to have to fly over chud territory.

>> No.15718762

>>15718749
pepsi isn't keto

>> No.15718765

>>15718700
Tomatoes aren't novel, they're everywhere, they just have revolting taste and texture regardless of variety, though cherry tomatoes are bearable because they're not large enough to be too full of the awful slop of their innards.

>> No.15718769

>>15718762
i know

>> No.15718771

>>15718730
>>15718749
>girl who's only a little chubby but "doesn't like the taste of water and hasn't drank it for five years"
>genuinely only drinks sweetened tea
>approaching mid 20s
They do it to themselves but it's still so sad.

>> No.15718784

>>15718700
/ck/ thinks that having any preferences at all is baby pallet. If you try something multiple times in different dishes and just find you don't like the taste I don't see how that's something you should be made to feel bad about.

>> No.15718794

>>15715887
I'll eat just about anything even if it's not great, but I have a hard time swallowing shrimp and tomatoes without gagging, which is weird because I love other crustaceans.

>> No.15718804

Tomatoes are good but have no place in a burger.

>>15715272
>sushi
>eating fish scraps on stinky rice

>> No.15718814

>>15715887
please stop preparing meals for me. i dont ask you to cook for me and i dont want to be shamed. i just wanted to hang out. i dont want you to treat me like a guest just treat me like the friends we are. i hate it when friends cook for me because they're usually bad at it and use low tier ingredients.
also most of the time they forget i dont eat meat and we have to have an awkward annoying dinner that i didnt even want in the first place.

if your friends/guests dont mention food dont fucking cook

>> No.15718823

>>15716073
Certain processed foods due taste like cardboard since they add cellulose (aka wood pulp) as filler to cut costs.

I used to be a pringles junkie until I went a month without them. Next can I bought literally tasted like paper. Idk if Little Caesar's uses cellulose but if they do then it almost certainly has some degree of cardboard flavor

>> No.15718937

>drinks soda daily, not as a special treat to be ordered with your meal at a restaurant
>can't eat tomatoes raw, has to have them prepared into a sugar paste before consuming
>thinks in-n-out makes a great burger
>goes to fast food on a weekly bases
>has trouble eating any type of vegetable, raw or cooked, always needs them prepared a "special" way before eating
>tries to make homemade pizza using biscuit dough
>gets low fat or diet version of anything

>> No.15718948

>>15717150
What's the point of salad? It's just whatever food/vegetables you normally eat with a grassy tasting filler vegetable aka lettuce

>> No.15718956

prefers the taste of smooth asshole to hairy asshole

>> No.15718961

>>15717732
Tomatoes are nasty though. They taste like somebody farted on a fruit salad

>> No.15719000

>>15718509
>Pickles taste disgusting
Bread and butter pickles are disgusting. If you don't like sours or garlic dill you're a fag

>> No.15719103

>>15718804
Gas station sushi doesn't count Quashawn

>> No.15719195

>>15719000
Dill is disgusting in all contexts you fag.
Pickles have a disgusting texture crisp or soft.
Cucumbers in general are awful but pickles are especially bad.

>> No.15719407

>>15718544
>>15718706
*grunts*
lets just get steak

>> No.15719419

>>15715267
>I judge people by their food preferences, but they are the childish ones.
No.

>> No.15719420

>>15718771
damn that is a mentally ill person. Might have a lil salmonella or some kind of disease or some shit. How the fuck do you not crave water and how does her distaste for this tasteless beverage necessary to sustain life not cause her more problems

>> No.15719445

>>15718784
If you cant eat something someone served to you (assuming it was cooked right) then its baby palette. Nobody is asking you to order something you don't like. Im not a fan of green beans, but Ill sure eat some green beans and bacon or a green bean casserole. Ive actually grown alot more fond of green bean casserole to the point I'll help myself to it on thanksgivings. Everything is an aquired taste bro all the shit I used to not like I just forced myself to eat and now I like it. I recall literally throwing up all over my moms table when she first gave me brocolli. I'll eat a fucking lb of that shit if you season it and throw a little fat of some kind on it, bc I forced myself to when I was learning how to eat healthy and went through a several year long phase of thinking all I could eat was chicken broccoli and rice

>> No.15719451

>>15718937
>gets low fat or diet version of anything
such a flagrant misunderstanding of healthy eating. The only exception is zero sugar shit, not that artificial sweeteners aren't bad for you but atleast they wont directly make you fatter.

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>>15715267

>> No.15719473

>>15718937
its funny to see how mad in n out burger makes you people. it will literally be the old fast food burger actual chefs and cooks eat.

>> No.15719507

>>15719420
>her singular
It was an example
le tap water le fluoride but also le plastics in le bottled water xddd
like several women and at least one man I've spoken to
Vermont is retard central
and before you ask our tap water is great almost everywhere

>> No.15719518

>>15719507
oh I dont like tap water either. I'll drink it as a last resort but I've been drinking refrigerated bottled water for years. Way better imo.

>> No.15719522

>>15719473
Line cooks at Applebee's don't count as actual cooks. I don't think operating a microwave certifies you to be a judge of anything food related.

>> No.15719550

>>15719518
My kitchen sink has two taps, and I fitted a water filter on one of them. I do drink tap water, but only out of that filtered tap.

>> No.15719568

>>15715272
I don't like sushi for two reasons.
1. I prefer warm food.
2. Where I live it's always overpriced garbage barely one step above the prepackaged plastic box shit you'd get at a gas station.

>> No.15719576

>>15715887
I'm going to get this engraved and putting it over the doorway to the kitchen

>> No.15719593

>>15715267
If I wanted a burger with lettuce and tomatos and such, I'd have made a smash burger back home. Sometimes I just want the bacon and cheese colon busting slap of meat because if I'm paying for an overpriced burger I might as well get the most over the top thing.

>> No.15719601

Imagine caring what other people eat lmao

>> No.15719636

>>15719601
The reason 99.9% of people are on 4chan is to childishly judge other people to cope with their own insecurities. This is /ck/ where we do exactly that through the subject of food. The majority of people here will judge you for putting beans in chilli when almost none of them have have ever made chilli themselves, and probably eat nothing but fastfood and frozen meals.

>> No.15719646

>>15719445
>If you cant eat something someone served to you (assuming it was cooked right) then its baby palette.
/thread
Imagine being picky like you're 4 years old again

>> No.15719812

>>15717218
One of the most based things I've ever read in /ck/.

>> No.15719828

>>15718823
>I used to be a pringles junkie until I went a month without them. Next can I bought literally tasted like paper.

I ate pringles occasionally, then didn't for a few years. Had some the other day, and they were gross. I think they changed the recipe or something.

>> No.15719838

>well done please
>can I get some ketchup?
>do you have coke?
>tendies and french fries for me
>kale? ewwww
>I only broccoli if it's tempura fried
>artichoke and brussel sprouts? BLEH

>>15715345
>nigiri
Irrelevant, sashimi is top tier anyway/ Nigiri is in a wierd no man's land. Maybe a better test is unagi. I don't really like it and I'll confess to some childish tastes (I love tendies and soda).

>> No.15719866

>>15719550
how often do you have to replace the filter on that shit? kindof reddity but I do feel a little bad about the mountains of plastic im generating just by myself. easily like 60 water bottles a week

>> No.15719895

>>15719838
>brussel sprouts
talked a lot of shit in this thread but that is one exception I will make.

>> No.15719902

>>15715887
Sounds like you got your feefees hurt, snowflake. Lol.

>> No.15719932

>>15719866
Depending on the manufacturer, it's something like every 4-6 months, or every 40-100 gallons.

>> No.15719944

>>15715887
People who eat everything are the same as people who eat nothing. You're just a filthy raccoon.

>> No.15719988

>>15717309
You say that like not eating your cooking is a punishment.

>> No.15719996

>>15719866
>It's reddity to care about nature
This is the problem. I hate reddit, it's a ultra liberal echo chamber and the majority of people there absolutely suck. But caring about the world around you isn't a bad thing. And the fact that you felt that you needed to say that your own opinion is "reddity" before saying it just to fit in with these autisic retarded losers, means you are relying too much on other people's opinions. Who gives a shit if a bunch of anon retards mock you for your opinion? Why does their opinion matter to you? The people who visit this site should not be role models for you, they are not superior to you in any way. In fact since you are not a completely self absorbed shit bag, you are superior to 99% of the people on this site.

>> No.15720045

>>15719996
thanks anon but I say its kindof reddity because the world is a landfill and ecological problems are so much greater than any one or millions of humans daily habits. Industry is destroying the world not plastic use or littering they're just blaming it on humans and reddit faggots would perpetuate that because theyre retarded

>> No.15720072

>>15715447
this is my tremendous pet peeve. I went to shake shack and ordered "a cheeseburger" and the goof-ass youknowwhos just gave me literally a burger, with cheese, on a bun. no "what toppings" or anything.

>> No.15720084

>>15715272
I love seafood but hate sushi

>> No.15720090

>>15720045
That is a well thought out and logical opinion, that's the opposite of a normal reddit AND 4chan opinion.

>> No.15720125

>>15718814
>being a vegfag
No wonder you're such an insufferable and petulant child.
Guest in my house will partake in the offerings or fuck the fuck off and not come back. Don't go to people's houses and be a picky bitch.

>> No.15720131

>>15719451
>but atleast they wont directly make you fatter
Yes they will and there's plenty of research to support that.

>> No.15720192

>>15720045
In the study of ethics, there's a principle called categorical imperative, first so termed by Immanuel Kant. A lot of the text is very vague, but it boils down to the idea that a person should do what is right regardless of their means and regardless of the outcome. Another way to phrase what he wrote about categorical imperative is "What if everyone did this?"

If you change your habits and stop using 60 water bottles each week, you may not change the world alone. But what if everyone did that? What if companies stopped making plastic water bottles because of that? Could your small action contribute to a much greater accomplishment if everyone did that? Then it is ethical. If your actions, regardless of how small, such as littering a single gum wrapper, could cumulate in a negative consequence if everyone did the same, then it is unethical to do so. One should always strive to do the right thing.

>> No.15720340

>>15720045
I agree man. Its just too tiresome trying to explain reality to people

>> No.15720469

>>15720125
>invite someone over
>cook the meal unasked
>get personally offended if they don't want any

I will never get people like you

>> No.15720586

>>15716053
No correlation

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>>15715272
i like sushi and most shellfish but not "real" fish so to say

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>>15718804
>Tomatoes are good but have no place in a burger.
pleb filtered

>> No.15720709

>>15719568
I eat the gas station shit because it's just as good and much cheaper. checkmate. My anus is worm thunderdome btw.

>> No.15720722

>>15720045
Wow. You've really opened my eyes. I guess we really do live in a society.

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>>15718509
>this take

>> No.15720927

>>15718700
I got a pho once and the broth was pure sodium, felt like I was being judged for leaving it, was praying for one of the hipster fags running the place just to give me a look so I could go off

>> No.15720961

>>15720192
>what if everyone did that
everyone won't do that though, societal change comes about generationally and is completely out of the control of the average person. This is the same retarded bleeding heart argument the vegans make, if everyone did it it would make a difference. Yeah it would but it's a hypothetical thought experiment that has no bearing on reality.

>> No.15721309

>>15720709
>My anus is worm thunderdome btw.
Nice

>> No.15721383

>>15720131
no they won't, they can make you gain weight by proxy but not directly. The artificial sweeteners can make you crave to make up for the calories the body expected to get from them, but if you use self discipline you won't gain weight.

>> No.15721391

>>15719473
Chefs and linecooks eat like fucking shit though.

>> No.15721393

>>15721391
Only the depressed ones

>> No.15721395

>>15718730
Fuck. That one is about me. I know pure water as in nof tea, coffee, cocoa, milk klis good for me and i drink it but i really have to remind myself about drinking water. Not forse myself, but mlre of a "yes, that thing, you need it". How is it stem from being raised by a single mother tho?

>> No.15721417

>>15721393
>basketball players wear big shoes
>"only the tall ones"

>> No.15721423

>>15721417
lol the overwhelming majority of line cooks may be depressed but not all of them, I'm not depressed, everyone in my kitchen is happy to be there and eats well and gets excited about good food. Definitely the first kitchen I've been in like that for years though

>> No.15721437

>>15721423
You probably work at a better place than some chain steakhouse

>> No.15721442

>>15721395
if u dont feel the urge to drink water when ur thirsty u have been programmed ur entire life by youre mother to only drink soft drinks because thats what makes u happy

>> No.15721448

>>15715267
>"no vegetables"
/thread
I know someone that avoids fruits and vegetables. And then they started having health problems, but instead of changing their diet, they just cut out certain parts of their meat/cheese/bread diet. Now they're having more health problems.

>>15715447
>>15720072
>giant sign telling you to add produce
>"REEEE YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, YOU'RE INFERIOR"

>> No.15721455

>>15717150
>salad
>culture
>money
???
Literally go to the salad bar, spinach, mixed greens, bacon and cheese. It's just a sandwich without bread?

>> No.15721482

>>15718700
>Gutting tomatoes
Personally, I started inhaling tomatoes when I found out they prevent prostate cancer, so I just got used to the slimy seeds, they're no longer repulsive. I feel like I can't entirely judge someone on gutting them when I've simply conditioned myself to be unbothered by the slime.

>> No.15721631

Doesn't eat fruit.

>> No.15721782

>>15716096
Read it again

>> No.15721930

>>15718749
i drink 2 litres of iron bru a day

>> No.15721931

>>15719445
>Everything is an aquired taste bro
>here just eat this pig shit bro its a delicacy i swear
>why aren't you eating my casserole? I used my own vomit to make it you're just a baby palette haha
>if you don't enjoy the taste of mud gtfo my board you child lmfao

This is what you idiots sound like. Nobody cares that you forced yourself to eat something that makes you gag like a retard. You aren't sophisticated, special, or tough. You're a mental midget that banged their head into a wall until it started feeling good. Get off your high horse and admit that some things just don't taste good you utter faggot.

>> No.15721938

>>15719195
>Pickles have a disgusting texture
People who let texture impact their enjoyment of food are either literal children, severely autistic, or douchebags of the highest order.

>> No.15721957

>>15720125
>WHY WONT YOU EAT MY FOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can smell the tisms from here

>> No.15721997

>>15715267
If they are any of the following:
> vegan
> vegetarian
> non-cow milk drinker
> on any diet with a name
> eat ketchup
> likes "ramen"

>> No.15722312

>>15720688
Enjoy your soggy shite

>> No.15722325

>>15720125
>Sorry b-but I don't really like hot dogs cut up into my macaroni
>I SAID YOULL FUCKING EAT IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
>Isn't this your mom's basement anon?

>> No.15722353

Cheese in lasagne.
Surest sign of a culinary retard.
Im not Italian either.

>> No.15722354

>>15715267
I eat my burgers like that because I mostly want the taste of the burger itself, maybe I'll put on some sauted onions also, I just don't want to cover up the meat.

>> No.15722382

>>15722353
What makes you think traditional lasagna doesn't have cheese? Are you retarded or something?

>> No.15722391

>>15721437
yeah actually I finally got into a scratch bistro kitchen last week after years of toiling in places like that and serving drunkards

>> No.15722396

>>15721931
you are highly autistic

>> No.15722410

>>15721938
Congratulations on having scalded the roof of your mouth so horrifically you can no longer feel.
Or apparently taste since you enjoy pickles.

>> No.15722432

>>15721938
texture is a valuable part of a dishes integrity but I get what you mean, a single ingredient shouldn't be singled out because of its texture alone. Also pickles have a nice texture, snappy and crisp unless youre getting shitty old pickles or cheap ones. Spears, halves and whole pickles are great.

>> No.15722469

>>15715267
>What are some immediate red flags that someone has childish, underdeveloped taste?

any adult who refuses to eat fish products is a red flag

>> No.15722484

>>15715272
I don't claim to not like sushi.
I don't like sushi.
What's more, I regret the day that shit jumped the Pacific to America and trendy dipshits with no taste made it popular.

>> No.15722490

>>15717801
my brother refuses to eat any of those because he's a spoiled little shit and my sister doesn't eat rice and onions either

>>15718961
it's one thing to not like them raw, but if you don't even like them cooked/fried/baked/steamed then you're actually disabled

>> No.15722493

>>15722396
>spergs out at the mere thought of somebody not wanting to eat one of his 85 michelin star homecooked hamburger helper meals
>I'm autistic

Top kek you're more of a clown with every post keep it up

>> No.15722499

>>15722493
autistic and schizophrenic I see. I have one post in this thread, and it is calling you autistic

>> No.15722509

>>15722410
>mommy no no! No pickles mommy i dont like how they sit on my tongue mommy! Biting them feels weird and icky mommy!
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.15722514

>>15722499
Oh I thought you were the person I was replying to lol
You're still a grade A faggot though

>> No.15722538

>>15722509
But I needn't be a fan of soggy brined cucumbers to post here, so you must seethe and cope

>> No.15722571

>>15722538
Telling me to cope and seethe means nothing when you cry the moment a wet pickle slice hits your tongue, kid. Go eat your textureless baby food now

>> No.15722589

>>15722571
>the only true texture is sloppacrunch

>> No.15722648
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15722648

>"can I get a large coke?"
>"sorry we only have pepsi, that okay?"
>"Nothing for me then... Thanks ayways..."

>> No.15722655

>>15715299
Americans don't have accents, chud.

>> No.15722679

>>15715267
Burgers from Five Guys only taste good with just cheese and ketchup. If you add anything else, the whole thing falls apart.

>> No.15722681

>>15719895
apparently some foods such as brussel sprouts and asparagus have a chemical compound that is very sour to some, but tasteless to some too due to genetics

>> No.15722692

>>15715887
>putting friends in an awkward position by forcing them to compliment your cooking to not insult you

>not cooking together, the best way to enjoy food with other people

I'll eat what i'm served but i hate smiling through a meal because anything less than praise is equal to slapping the host across the face.

>> No.15722701

>>15722692
you have shitty hosts. I fucking hate when people wont tell me my cooking is bad. Sometimes I intentionally fuck up meals I serve to my gf just to see if she will tell me its not good and every time without fail she chokes it down and pretends to like it. Like I appreciate that you love me enough to do something like that but at the same time it kindof pisses me off that she doesn't respect me or my hobby enough to tell me when something doesn't hit the mark. Anyone who cooks shouldn't just do it for the praise, part of cooking for others is for criticism you can't always give yourself.

>> No.15722715

>>15721997
I like cashew milk in my coffee, fuck you.

>> No.15722721

If they have ever stepped within five feet of a Starbucks, you know you can disregard their entire existence.

>> No.15722722

Pickled jalapenos. Use fresh ones or don't use them at all

>> No.15722728

>>15722715
>cashew milk
sounds pretty good... probably better than almond milk

>>15721997
>true
>true
>lactose intolerance is a thing retard
>true
>what? ketchup is ok
>if you havent ate some boring top ramen and been forced to tell yourself its good you have had too easy a life

>> No.15722745

>>15722728
>if you havent ate some boring top ramen and been forced to tell yourself its good you have had too easy a life

This. If you haven't been forced to learn a million different ways to make shitty top ramen bearable, then I'm sorry but you played life on easy mode.

>> No.15722751

>>15722722
>Pickled cucumbers. Use fresh ones or don't use them at all
Why do you think one would be a substitute for the other

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>>15718730
>>15718749
>>15718771
My roommate refuses to drink water. He says he "hates the taste" despite us sharing a Britta filter. He tried drinking a glass once and gagged, and ran to the washroom to throw up. He also claims the only water he'll drink is Smart Water "because it tastes good and is much better for you"

he's 27, only drinks milk or coke

>> No.15722759

>>15722751
Most places will just give you shitty pickled jalapenos if you ask for anything on the menu with "jalapeno" in it. I'm fucking sick of it.

>> No.15722780

>>15715267
>What are some immediate red flags that someone has childish, underdeveloped taste?
Unironically, the biggest red flag for me is someone like OP who equates flavor preference with maturity level.

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Because I seem to have heard this a lot irl lately:

>no-one actually likes the taste of beer, everyone just drinks it because it's the done thing

Usually said by overweight sugar addicts.

If you don't like it, don't drink it, faggot. But don't assume everyone else is as tasteless and retarded as you.

>> No.15722853

>>15722701
Telling people that they've done something poorly sucks. It's not a fun thing to do, even if you like hearing it because you appreciate the honesty.

Trying to gauge how a cook feels about you poopooing his meal isn't easy either. You might genuinely hurt him. Other guests might also think you're way the fuck out of line, even if the cook isn't bothered.

Might just be a cultural thing, might just be autism on my part.
My point is, if you've already had a beer and a chat while you were cooking, you're probably going to have a better meal, in more ways than one.

>> No.15722862

>>15722752

Used to work with a guy who was pretty damn fit because he was always at the gym, but he was also one of these people who can't drink water. He drank Ribena instead of water. So water with a load of sugar and purple shit added.

It fucking stuns me. It's water. How the fuck can you not stomach water? Doesn't that suggest that there is something terribly wrong with you? That's like not wanting to breathe air.

Anyway, then he had a kid and doesn't have time for the gym anymore and now he's ballooning into a fatass, que sera sera.

>> No.15722915

>>15721938
>t. no standards and no taste

>> No.15722964

>>15721938

Texture is regarded as incredibly important in fine dining. A good balance of textures is almost as important as a good balance of flavours.

But yeah, how can anyone not like a few well-placed pickles?

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>>15715267
It's kinda sad how correct OP is, there are historical records of starving people refusing to eat things they are "picky" with. Clearly a maladaptive trait.
The absolute line of no return has to be when bone-in, skin on chicken is too much for them.

>> No.15723003

>>15715887
Based

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>>15722681

>be me going to Mexican restaurant with my friend and his boomer mother
>she has never been to a Mexican restaurant before
>friend suggests some food for mother to order
>food arrives and literally everything has finely chopped coriander (cilantro) on it
>his mother's face falls
>'oh no, not coriander'
>she claims she can't stand coriander and proceeds to spend the next thirty minutes painstakingly picking every single bit of coriander off her food with a knife and fork
>makes the entire meal awkward and I can't enjoy my food because she's clearly having such a bad time
>think, 'how the fuck does anyone not know that Mexican food is going to involve coriander?'
>think, 'if she'd just said, we could have asked for no coriander'
>blame her in my head because she's fat and does stupid food fads (e.g. a few years ago when gluten free stuff started becoming popular she started telling everybody who'd listen that gluten makes her terribly sick even though she'd never had a problem with it before)
>get home
>look it up
>apparently a small percentage of people have a specific genetic anomaly that makes coriander taste like soap
>okay then
>still get vaguely angry thinking about this ten years later

>> No.15723032

>>15722984

>there are historical records of starving people refusing to eat things they are "picky" with

Crazy and fascinating and autism. There was a story in the news a few years ago where a woman was putting out a desperate appeal for someone to send her a specific plastic cup. Her dangerously autistic son would absolutely refuse to drink anything unless it was out of this certain cup, and when they lost the cup on a trip, he would refuse to drink anything. He literally would not drink water because it wasn't in his cup, and his mother was saying he might die unless someone else had an identical copy of this cup and would be willing to send it to her.

I don't think this is the same kid, but another example:

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tommee-tippee-cup-son-with-autisml_uk_582c2c43e4b0311a3da2416a

>> No.15723041

>>15723008
Nigga, coriander is from fucking Asia. Why would MEXICAN food have it?

>> No.15723044

>>15723032
>"In the past, as the cup wore away the family were slowly able to replace it in parts – first the cup and then the lid a few weeks later.

“He was suspicious but we survived,” wrote Carter."

Jesus fuck. I feel bad for saying this, but if you're so autistic you can't even drink water then maybe you're better off dead.

>> No.15723072

>>15723041

It literally always does though. Mexico obviously adopted it into their cuisine, because I have never had a burrito, taco, salsa, whatever, that didn't contain coriander in some form.

>> No.15723083

>>15723072
Damn son, I guess you’ve never had traditional mexican

>> No.15723086

>>15722382
culinary retard detected

>> No.15723099

>>15718509
The tomatos and pickles release liquid as you place preshure on the samich with you hands and teeth. The liquid combines with the juices of the meet to create a savery dressing in you’re mouth. This are similar to eating a salad. As we can tell you don’t like eat salads. Very low IQ tung bro.

>> No.15723103

>>15723041
>Nigga tomatoes are from fucking AMERICA, why would ITALIAN food have them?

>> No.15723128

>>15723041
>Tomatoes are from South America, why would Italian food have it in it

>> No.15723136

>>15722839
>>no-one actually likes the taste of beer, everyone just drinks it because it's the done thing
This is 100% true but only with IPA's. My dad gave me a beer his friend brewed that won an award for best craft beer in the state. It smelled chocolatey and toasty, and it was nice and dark. We both took one sip and poured the entire growler down the sink because it tasted like pure dish soap with a hint of chocolate and lawn clippings. Again, this was supposedly the best beer in NY. If you like IPA you're either tongue numb or lying.

>> No.15723150

>>15715447
I just say "everything" to avoid choosing.

>> No.15723155

>>15723128
You could have said potatoes and Ireland. Now you just look like a fool.

>> No.15723164

>>15723103
That’s not true Italian, anon. Bring me some Roman food with garum on the side, and then we’ll talk.

>> No.15723166

>>15723086
A simple google search shows you're wrong retard.

>> No.15723173

>>15722964
>Texture is regarded as incredibly important in fine dining. A good balance of textures is almost as important as a good balance of flavours.
Pure posturing and circle jerking by food snobs. Nobody, in the history of food, has ever said "this sandwhich tastes like wet baby shit, but the texture was the incredible, so I'll try it again!" and nobody of sound mind over the age of 10 has ever uttered "That burrito was so good it made me cry, but the texture made me want to vomit, so I'm gonna stay far away from this place". I understand how texture plays *some* role in food enjoyment (nobody likes soggy fries, but as long as they taste good idgaf), but it should never ever make or break a meal. And if you say mouthfeel you get filtered e z.

>>15722915
No u

>> No.15723181

>complains about certain food because they had it once and didn't like it
Not like food can be prepared in different ways and yield a different result.

>> No.15723192

>>15715272
Sushi is an meme.

>> No.15723210

>>15715887
This is based if you’re a good cook but if you’re a bad cook it makes you an absolute faggot

>> No.15723256

>>15723032
I get autism, but surely they must have seen this coming? Did they honestly expect him to use a single cup for what, 70 years? There's no way he wasn't enabled to shit

>> No.15723472

>>15721482
I fucking love tomatoes, I've inhaled them all my life. Godly things, my mother used to grow tons in the summer. I enjoy the slime, it's wonderful when served with nice toast or just salt and pepper

>> No.15725139

Bamp

>> No.15725222

Unwilling to try out new types of foods, hot sauce/Sriracha/ketchup/ai sauce on everything. A big one is someone hating brussel sprouts or mushrooms too, it really goes to show that they cannot cook in anyway.

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>>15723136
>IPA
>chocolatey and toasty

>> No.15725800

>>15725222
>Go to restaurant with friends
>One of them orders beef wellington
>He gets it and immediately pulls the beef out and scrapes off the duxelles
>Asks for ketchup for the pastry

I've never been more embarrassed for anyone in my life

>> No.15725814

>>15722862
Surely these people are going to get some violent kidney stones right?

>> No.15725830

>>15715267
I used to be like this. Honestly I think schools should make more focus on this kind of thing, teach people how to cook to make shit taste good. My parents were so bad a cooking I thought steak was supposed to take you 10 minutes to chew one bite, so I thought I hated it. Dry chicken. They didn't do boiled vegetables, but it was always carrots or corn, like nothing else. Never encouraged to eat anything outside of what I liked, which was cereal, breaded chicken, pasta, snacks. I'm almost 30 and I've just in the past year been able to break out of that, because I've been learning to cook, and I was starting to lose my physique and develop a gut. Also having housing and time and money to cook helps. and this board has helped.

>> No.15725847

>>15715267
Not everyone likes soggy iceberg and warm tomatoes on their burgers.

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>>15715267
For me the biggest red flag is caring about how other people enjoy their food. If I'm not the one eating it, I don't care.

>> No.15725856

>>15725847
Not everybodies fucking retarded but there you go

>> No.15725876

>>15725854
This, people who can’t appreciate foods for what they are and have pretentious attitudes are the worst.

If you can’t enjoy a simple cheese burger with just ketchup and mustard or any other basic food item because you feel it’s beneath you, you’re an asshole.

There’s a lot of delicious food out there, and much of it is simple pleasures.

>> No.15726106

>>15723099
What a disgusting wretch you are.
>>15725592
Clearly you've never had to suffer through hobnobbing with microbrewery enthusiasts.

>> No.15726119

>>15715272
sushi is only good if you bust the money for it, otherwise you're better off just buying gas station sushi or whatever
if you're looking for a better Japanese food, try broiled eel over rice, super luxurious and delicious, and not as expensive as sushi if you make it yourself depending on where you live

>> No.15726161

>>15725592
I'm just telling you what it said on the can. The dude got a degree in microbiology just so he could control the yeast better, so I'm not gonna question his nomenclature. Only his tastebuds.

>> No.15726167

>>15725800
What possible thought process could even come close to making somebody think of doing that? let alone the lack of sense to actually go through with it

>> No.15726224

>>15725830
Glad to hear you're recovering from the neglect friend, you'll find a home here :) A home full of shills, mutts, and snobs, but a home nonethrless

>> No.15726322

>>15725876
Insanely based. My dad's 2 favorite foods are buttered lobster and hotdogs. And this is a man who is comitted to eating uni until he likes it.

>> No.15726723

>>15726119
Unadon is delicious, but gyu don was life changing.

>> No.15726887

>>15723136
As an European I have the benefit of Belgian beer. Had a really nice whiskey infused beer for 3 euros a bottle once. American beer tastes usually tastes like piss.

>> No.15727023

>>15726887
Agreed; one of my favorite beers is aged in bourbon barrels. I typically prefer German beers, though I've had a couple of good Belgian whites.

>> No.15727169

>>15716073
>BBQ sauce is just sweet ketchup
I mean it's practically true, but it's a sweet, smokey and all over flavorful ketchup, i.e it beats ketchup any day of the week

>> No.15727187

>>15718509
t. retard that judges vegetables by the ones that come on his baconator

>> No.15727222

>>15717732
tomatoes and pickles are foods I love but only when they're a component of a dish, not plain. Their taste alone is a bit overbearing.

>> No.15727223

>>15722721
we knew that you don’t talk to women, but thanks for confirming it for us

>> No.15727238

>>15718290
I'm not gonna order something if I don't know what the fuck is in it. Plain and simple. I'm far from a picky eater but I'm not spending a bunch of money on something if I don't know what it is.

>> No.15727274

>>15722655
?????????? Texans, new englanders, southerners, and Appalachian people would all like to have a word with you. A really loud and hard to understand word.

>> No.15727287

>>15723173
so if I ground your favorite food down to a paste you're seriously telling me you'd enjoy it just as much? that's beyond autism, that's psycopathy.

>> No.15727326

i don't like pickles or onions on burgers/ sandwiches. They just overpower the other flavors.
I love pickles by themselves. I like the taste of onions, but not the texture. If I do use onions I tend to dice them.
I only like raw tomatoes on a sandwich/burger, and sliced pretty thin.

Only thing I really hate are cooked peas. Disgusting little things.

>> No.15727344

when people refuse to try any kind of offal, now i get that sometimes the taste is too much for people, im personally not a big fan of kidney.
but its disheartening when people wont even try an offal dish like heart stew or a pate, let alone tripe or tongue. and usually their reasons are just some variation of "yuck" because they realize it came from a living thing

>> No.15727494

>>15727023
If you can get it I reccomend gouden caroleus whiskey infused. Sip on it on room temperature, perfect for a cold winter.

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>>15723136

Oh you poor American bastard.

>> No.15727518

>>15715267
"People" who enjoy eating corn on the cob

>> No.15727527

>>15723173

Great. Come to my restaurant. You'll love it. The food tastes great.

For starters we have a slimy soup with chewy croutons and hard bread.

Then we have rubbery fish served with limp salad.

The main course is tough steak with potatoes pureed into a runny liquid.

Finally our desert is a cheesecake. The base is soggy and the topping is dense and heavy.

Bon appetit!

>> No.15727528

>>15727518
what's the matter, freak out every time you see pieces of corn in your shit in the toilet?

>> No.15727538

>>15727528

I was going to jump in and say I love corn on the cob, but now I don't want to eat it either you disgusting fuck. This is a board for discussing food. Keep your scat talk on /b/.

>> No.15727539

>>15727501
Orval's not bad, it's not my top pick, but it's one of the few I've had the privilege to try so it's a solid choice.

>> No.15727544

what if
maybe this person grew up in an environment where they could have nothing but shit quality of said food
like they're growing up as a kid with no real freedom to buy what they want and their parents either cook wrong or they buy the cheap shit
which is why those people hate those foods and are too stubborn to try it again in a different environment that does it right

>> No.15727694

>>15727187
No, I judge the delicious vegetables I eat on the side, by themselves, because I do not order or cook sandwiches or burgers with vegetables on them, because they do not belong there, you prancing faggot.

>> No.15727701

>>15727694
Do you also eat pizza toppings before you eat the crust

>> No.15727708

>>15727701
No, because pizza toppings contribute to the flavor and texture of pizza. I also do not put vegetables on pizza. Obviously, mushrooms and olives are exempted.
Vegetables are sides unless they are in soft foods. Stop ruining textures.

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>instagram
>picture of steak is posted
>it's medium rare
>"raw"
>"this would be rlly good if it wasnt raw"
>"eww"
these people will always have childish taste in my eyes

>> No.15728033

>>15726887
Innis and Gunn have some amazing fucking scottish beers, one is aged in bourbon casks and the other in rum casks, my favorite beers easily check em out

>> No.15728037

>>15722490
how old is he? I hated onions till I was like 14 or something and now I'm the most adventurous eater in my family, there might still be hope

>> No.15728069

>>15715272
sorry I don't like getting parasites

>> No.15728076

>>15715887
I wonder if in the afterlife foodnazis are given plates of poop and told to be grateful?

>> No.15728079

>>15717309
>only my food exists.
No. I wont eat your shit, I WILL eat real food, you bitch!

>> No.15728084

>>15717150
restaurant salad = disgusting foot lettuce
home made salad = best (only if you make it yourself for yourself)

>> No.15728093

>>15717732
not their fault, it's just not a good tomato, or improperly cooked onion or rice.

>> No.15728095

>>15717830
>STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE

>> No.15728103

>>15718765
sorry you havent had good tomtatos m8

>> No.15728105

>>15718784
this

>> No.15728109

>>15719445
>EAT THINGS YOU DONT LIKE BECAUSE I DID
>SUFFER LIKE ME FOR NO REASON
>PERPETUATE MY EVIL
haha fuck you! you will never make me eat what I don't like!

>> No.15728114

>>15719646
sametroll

>> No.15728117

>>15720469
this

>> No.15728119

>>15720125
do all your guests put extra hotsauce on the "food" you wanted to force them to eat and tell you to shove it as they leave?

>> No.15728126

>>15721938
texture doesn't matter?
then why do you not eat roaches and worms?

>> No.15728136

>>15722571
>>15722509
>STOP NOT HAVING THE SAME PREFERENCES AS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15728156

>>15723008
I understand this. I like corrander/cilantro but every chef always abuse the hell out of it and drown everything in it to the point where even non-soap-tasting-cilantro people taste nothing but this sharp soap flavor.

>> No.15728164

>>15723136
YOU FOOL! have you never had a good dark stout?

>> No.15728168

>>15723136
oh wait you meant only IPA?
my bad

>> No.15728173

>>15725854
thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.15728175

>>15727344
ok hannibal

>> No.15728178

>>15727518
why don't you like corn?

>> No.15728181

>>15727544
this often true
>>15728006
people don't like when the food still mooing

>> No.15728197

>>15715299
rent free

>> No.15728208

>>15715887
BASADO

>> No.15728211

>>15718814
>I dont eat Meat
That's why you Seem Like an enormous faggot

>> No.15728215

>>15720125
This Guy is based. Dont worry anon, the Others are Just picky manchildren who never hat good Parents to teach Them Not to be a FAGGOT

>> No.15728417

>>15722484
Based

>> No.15728469

>>15722655
Everyone has an accent, retard.

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As a kid I hated olives as anti food, shit was so bad that I could tell and be disgusted by pizza that had olives on it that I already picked off.

Tonight I had a slice of pizza with olives and enjoyed it. God is good.

>> No.15728533

>>15723032
>UK
Enough said.

>> No.15728543

>>15723136
Hipster beer is for hipster beer enthusiasts and hipster beer enthusiasts only. Expecting the uninitiated to enjoy it is like expecting cheddar niggers to enjoy fungus cheese.

t. uninitiated.

>> No.15728554

>>15727527
If it tastes good...

>> No.15728577

>>15722701
>Fucking autism maximo over here
Make nice food for your gf for fuck's sake, if you're sking for criticism, then make your best food and ask her to be honest.

Jesus Fucking Christ on a cracker.

>> No.15728578

>>15728527
Good.

>> No.15728585

>>15722648
Look up Norm Macdonald, Pepsi and coke. It's a sad impersonation.

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>>15721938
Look at all the texturefags seething at this post, it's all so tiresome

>> No.15728889

>>15722382
Restaurants traditionally use a bechemel instead of cheese in the layers.

I think its also some sort of Northern Italy/Southern Italy split. I unno, Italians can suck a dick.

>> No.15728909

>>15727287
>everyone who doesn't believe in my made up preferences is a psychopath
>he's never had a blended hotdog
I can't say for certain, since grinding everything to a paste would meld the flavors much more than when they're seperate, but generally speaking yes. Fussing over how things feel in your mouth is the real act of autism.

>> No.15728951

>>15727527
Ok faggot you found the one exception.

Food that has the texture of an eraser is annoying but only because my jaw gets tired after two bites, and it'll take me an hour to finish a plate. So aside from the rubbery squid and tough steak, all of that sounds great.

>> No.15728956

>>15727518
>t. never had farm fresh corn
Frozen corn on the cob is an abomination, I'll admit that much.

>> No.15728971

>>15728006
I weep...

>> No.15728972

>>15727544
>are too stubborn to try it again in a different environment that does it right
Nah their fault for being stubborn and closed minded

>> No.15728978

>>15727708
Thanks for providing further proof that people who worry about texture are autistic, I appreciate it

>> No.15728983

>>15728069
Go back to work boomer

>> No.15728985

>>15718784
Based

>> No.15729006

>>15728126
Because the thought of eating bugs and worms, even if they are ground up, actually nauseats me?

>>15728136
There are certain behaviors that many children share, but most grow out of. Not eating a pickle because of the texture is one of those things.

>> No.15729009

>>15728156
Hard agree. It's like sour cream for me: it tastes great, but will easily overpower the taste of everything on your and your neighbor's plate.

>> No.15729036

>>15728543
Except the fungus cheese people (mostly) aren't locked in a spiral of creating more and more revolting cheeses and sucking each other's cocks about how sophisticated they are for eating something that would make a sane person barf. Until you get to casu marzu of course, but I get what you're saying. I went from American cheese to limburger and almost kinda liked it the first time I tried it, and enjoyed it the second time.

>> No.15729138

>>15727708
You're either under 20 or retarded, stop posting on my board

>> No.15729164

>>15715267
People who drink soda or energy drinks>>15715269

>> No.15729165

>>15728006
>posting food on instagram
im glad you got bullied for it

>> No.15729175

>>15729164
People who drink EXCLUSIVELY soda or energy drinks. There's nothing wrong with drinking a coke here and there.

>> No.15729252

>>15715267
My friend gets McChickens plain, only ketchup because he doesn't like lettuce. So you're correct

>> No.15729572

>>15715267
People who enjoy cheese and macaroni

>> No.15729899

>>15718784
>/ck/ thinks that having any preferences at all is baby pallet
That's because /ck/ is filled with basic bitches who literally have baby palates.

>> No.15729929

>>15715267
>I don't like chicken skin on my chicken
>No bone in the meat, I don't like that

>> No.15730065

>>15716053
Ive tried bugs before. Not horrible, but not something id go out of my way to eat. The mental hurdle of eating an insect is far worse than the actual action.
If you want to try im sure you can find some seasoned crickets or something being sold.

>> No.15730156

>>15715267
Holy fuck are you all some pretentious assholes.
Some people have preferences or conditions that prevent them from, eating your supposedly superior food. I must have done something right that i have never had friends push their gourmet meals on me. It's more just "good, more for me" . Be less picky about what you eat and more about picking good friends.

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>>15730156
noooo stop people that do stuff I don't like are childish

>> No.15730208

>>15730183
No asshole. Stop tell me what i am to eat.

>> No.15730229

>>15729572
You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what i could do with mac & cheese

>> No.15730265

>>15730229
I am interested. Care to share?

>> No.15730357

>>15730265
First of all, the more cheeses the better. Cheddar, edam, velveeta and provolone are staples for me, but I usually add a couple more on a whim. Then I nelt my cheeses into a bechamel, add mustard powder, and pour it into a casserole dish over cooked macaroni, coat the top in a hard cheese like parmesan or pecorino romano, then bake it in the oven. It's like fondue pasta and the hard cheese browns to form a crust on top. Serving with Frank's is optional. It's been a star at every party I bring it to. Any "children's" dish can be elevated into something amazing if you put the effort in.

>> No.15730387

>>15730357
Also forgot to add the cheddar and velveeta make up 50% of the cheese because I find those two make a really good, full bodied base flavor, but you can use whatever cheeses and ratios tickle your fancy. I love it because the range of flavors is only limited by what cheeses you have access to

>> No.15730424

>>15730387
I am a fan of M&C and this sounds delicious. Thanks!

>> No.15730613

>>15717787
>partner
Haha fag

>> No.15730655

>>15728164
Dark stout is usually shit water

>> No.15730687

>>15715267
I can appreciate both simple and sophisticated foods therefore I am clearly superior to OP.

>> No.15730908

>>15730424
Bone apple teeth

>> No.15731424

>>15720709
you can use the dog pills for worms, works on humans too, taste is just awful

>> No.15731454

>>15716073
Ketchup is good, if person doesnt like ketchup they are suspect and usually a faker

>> No.15731472

>>15718749
keto diet is not a fad, its old school shit but ofc it doesnt work if you dont stick to it religiously

>> No.15731490

>>15718937
>>tries to make homemade pizza using biscuit dough
lol

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>>15715267
>>getting a burger "no vegetables
>getting a burger at all
What are you, an autistic manchild?

>> No.15732143

>>15723041
>Nigga, rice is from fucking ASIA, Why would MEXICAN food have it.

>> No.15732191

>>15732143
>Nigga food is from EARTH, why would ASTRONAUTS have it?