How long will it last?

[Anonymous No.15709232]

My current calculations lead me to belief that I will have completely devoured this piglet half in 6 days. 3 days of meat and 3 days of stew when using the head, legs and spine to make a broth with it. Are my calculations correct?

[Anonymous No.15709233]

the head etc are already in the freezer waiting for their time to shine

[Anonymous No.15709237]

>>15709232
>I will have completely devoured this piglet half in 6 days
3 days of tasty meat, 3 days of rancid meat. enjoy.

[Anonymous No.15709242]

>>15709237
i will turn it into a broth it wont be rancid

[Anonymous No.15709244]

>>15709233
Why is he sleeping with his eyes open?

[Anonymous No.15709252]

>>15709244
hes pretty hungover

[Anonymous No.15709272]

>>15709252
Don't give alcohol to a pig, dude!

[Anonymous No.15709275]

>>15709232
Why would you not just have it butchered so you could freeze it in parts and not be rushed to eat it all?

[Anonymous No.15709284]

>>15709275
cause I like the potatoes they give you with them and I cannot make the skin as crunchy as they do

[Anonymous No.15709300]

>>15709232

[Anonymous No.15709315]

>stewing the head and spine

[Anonymous No.15709334]

>>15709232
You should try a batch of tonkatsu for the hell of it

[Anonymous No.15709353]

>>15709315
im not going to put the brain in and even if it wouldnt be a problem its completely safe

[Anonymous No.15709369]

>>15709353
that's what everyone says right before their brain gets ravaged by prion disease

[Anonymous No.15709372]

>>15709315
pork brain is safe triple veganoid

[Anonymous No.15709384]

>>15709369
How often does this happen in first world countries?

[Anonymous No.15709402]

>>15709384
a neighbor of mine actually died of BSE but that was 16 years ago or something or whenever this outbreak was

[Anonymous No.15709411]

>>15709402
I didn't know OP was eating a cow

[Anonymous No.15709423]

>>15709384
a lot more than anyone cares to admit

[Anonymous No.15709432]

>>15709423
well thats why you dont eat meat from a piece that looks like shit
just throw it away or test it if you arent sure

[Anonymous No.15709436]

>>15709432
has this global pandemic taught you nothing about the unpredictable and volatile nature of disease?

[Anonymous No.15709447]

>>15709436
you gotta be kidding
if a piece looks healthy and all the intestants show no signs of disease its probably fine and if it doesnt just take a probe and send it off at least here you have the option to

[Anonymous No.15709448]

>>15709436
>global pandemic

[Anonymous No.15709450]

>>15709447
or just don't eat the head and spine

[Anonymous No.15709458]

>>15709448
this
>>15709436
not only are you retarded but you are also falling for the globalists tricks

[Anonymous No.15709459]

>>15709448
>cat picture

[Anonymous No.15709463]

>>15709458
disease and death are real anon

[Anonymous No.15709468]

>>15709436
All it's taught me is how easily manipulated people are and how weak fat people are

[Anonymous No.15709470]

>>15709459
>global pandemic

[Anonymous No.15709473]

>>15709463
yes they are they are part and parcel of life but this shit going on atm is not the big one its the fucking flu if you arent 75+ or have multiple conditions

[Anonymous No.15709476]

>>15709470
kek

[Anonymous No.15709480]

>>15709468
that's fair
i'm predicting a global prion crisis within the next 8 years regardless

[Anonymous No.15709482]

>>15709463
The only people in denial of that fact are the retards who think everyone can just wear masks and stay at home until no one ever dies again.

[Anonymous No.15709492]

>>15709482
the mask retards and the disease isn't real retards are the same retards

[Anonymous No.15709498]

>>15709480
That's fairly easy to contain though I believe. The DNR is pretty good at knowing when to let hunters rain hell on the deer population

[Anonymous No.15709504]

>>15709498
>That's fairly easy to contain though I believe.
it's already out of control

[Anonymous No.15709522]

>>15709504
In the deer population yeah. Deer are pretty easy to kill though if we ever actually decided to focus on the issue instead of the current bad flu strain

[Anonymous No.15709532]

>>15709522
yes
hopefully it doesn't morph into something that targets non ungulates in the meantime

[Anonymous No.15709726]

>>15709315
Literally never been proven.

[Anonymous No.15709763]

>>15709726
prion disease hasn't been proven?

[Anonymous No.15710098]

>>15709480
>i'm predicting
lol, the ego of those people.

[Anonymous No.15710100]

>>15709369
>you will see! I predict you will DIE, god will PROVE me right because I PRAY

[Anonymous No.15710150]

>>15709480
>>15710098
>>15710100
screencap this

[Anonymous No.15710238]

>>15710098
>>15710100
It's actually a pretty fair prediction considering the ungodly amount of prey with no predators we see near any developed area

[Anonymous No.15711056]

>>15709763
All the cases of people with prions can literally just say they ate it without any proof in a timeframe on top of loads of other things they ate. That's how all FDA and CDC bullshit works on "disproving" raw food. For instance, the CDC and FDA for ass raped so hard in court that in California raw dairy went from a complete ban to being sold on store shelves by Aajonus Vonderplanitz. Just recently, they changed the heat at which pork can be safely eaten by 100 degrees. They know nothing, and they just want control when mankind has been totally fucking fine making their own individual decisions and having responsibilty for their own health for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.15711129]

>>15711056
eat raw cow brains
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.15711329]

>>15711056
can i has saucerino on the pork?
google says 145...

[Anonymous No.15711347]

>>15709232
Yeah if you to get diagnosed with piggatoris sure eat away