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Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:20:12 2021 No.15707933 [Reply] [Original]

lmfao this blogging bich tried to make calzones but her dough didnt even rise look at how dense the bread is HAHA #wifey
https://www.simplyscratch.com/2012/02/homemade-pizza-calzones.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:21:26 2021 No.15707937 Yeah that sucks. On the other hand she has a womb and ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:22:57 2021 No.15707945 At least she tried. /ck/ is too puss to try anything without starting a thread. That's why you faggots can't cook. Too scared to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:25:48 2021 No.15707948 >>15707945 I try new recipes all the time, I certainly wouldn’t post the results of any of them online though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:28:30 2021 No.15707953 >>15707945 she might have tried, but she went even deeper. she decided to prissy up her shit with photoshop so her work looked palatable for her blog. i bet she hasnt made a calzone since.

Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:31:09 2021 No.15707955
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>>15707933
look at the french toast she made she didnt even grill it enough to cook the sides lmao . she pressed down on it hard cuz it wasnt fast enough for her
https://www.simplyscratch.com/2019/09/your-basic-weekend-french-toast.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:38:26 2021 No.15707973 >>15707945 yeah, she tried, barely. and failed. then decided the world had to know about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 03:40:30 2021 No.15707980 >>15707937 true

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:24:27 2021 No.15708131 >>15707955 how sad is your life anon imagine this much energy on some roastie that posts stuff on her blog her only crime is using too much blush

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:27:25 2021 No.15708135 >>15707945 Go to the bread threads, there fags like you abound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:31:04 2021 No.15708150 File: 1.88 MB, 4032x3024, 0501C558-983C-4637-8AB6-C3F8677CA537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my calzone

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:31:27 2021 No.15708152 >>15707933 Is she your ex or something? Literally who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:46:34 2021 No.15708196 >>15708150 trashone

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:49:48 2021 No.15708210 >>15708150 >pan fried wut

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 06:35:34 2021 No.15708512 >>15707933 I don't see any ricotta, you can make it without, I guess, but I always use ricotta.

Anonymous Sat Mar 6 06:48:34 2021 No.15708549
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>>15707933
>dad wants to make calzones
>i whip up enough dough for 6 big calzones
>he makes 3 calzones, at least 5lbs each, of 80% dough and a sliver of canned sauce and pepalonis
>hard as fuck to eat
>feel like shit rest of day

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