American cuisine thread

[Anonymous No.15705548]

Post your best

[Anonymous No.15705557]

>mozza
>veggie
i wish

[Anonymous No.15705574]

Do you get ANY of the nutrition if it’s fried? So what’s the point of eating fried veggies?

[Anonymous No.15705585]

>>15705574
Fat retards doing fat retard things.

[Anonymous No.15705590]

Hey chicagoans
Do they sell the natural casing vienna beef dogs in retail stores? I can only find the skinless dogs.

[Anonymous No.15705597]

>>15705585
fried cauliflower is in Escoffiers cookbook you holier than thou retard.

[Anonymous No.15705607]

>>15705548
Make way, faggots, REAL AMERICAN coming through.

[Anonymous No.15705612]

[Anonymous No.15705616]

>>15705574
American cuisine is all about flavor, buddy. That's why the Europeans copy all our recipes.

[Anonymous No.15705622]

nobody beats american lobster.
Thermador is an American recipe right?

[Anonymous No.15705842]

>>15705548
no fried potato?

[Anonymous No.15705946]

>>15705616
Now thats schizoposting.

[Anonymous No.15705968]

>>15705548

[Anonymous No.15705988]

The OP image is clearly a joke but I guess I shouldn't be surprised that high spectrums on 4chan didn't understand basic humor.

[Anonymous No.15705994]

>>15705548
please don't make fun of us
the scottish taught us all their ways
we don't even have deep fried pizza
that should be ours

[Anonymous No.15706003]

>>15705557
Pizza is a vegetable. And it is because of the cheese.

[Anonymous No.15706012]

[Anonymous No.15706058]

>>15705968
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

[Anonymous No.15706112]

>>15705574
Frying something doesn't vaporize its nutrition dumbass

[Anonymous No.15706116]

>>15705607
Why are the beans photoshopped

[Anonymous No.15706610]

>>15706116
????

Schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.15707935]

[Anonymous No.15708364]

>>15705548
Fried okra is so goddamn good. I pity anyone who doesn't know the joy of coming home with the smell of fried okra wafting through the house. Comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15708379]

>>15705622
*Thermidor
Retard.

[Anonymous No.15708404]

>>15708364
This. I know the goto for 'kra is gumbo, but i think thats almost wasting it when you can simply fry it

[Anonymous No.15708424]

>>15705574
oil actually socak up in nutrients instead of washing them away like boiling water does. fat in general isn't bad because of its calories (we digest it badly so it's near impossible to get fat with fat), but because it can clog your arteries.

[Anonymous No.15708425]

>>15705607
>French fries
>American

[Anonymous No.15708429]

>>15705968
>phone screencap
>fake news site

[Anonymous No.15708431]

>>15707935
I feel like thor could be the better mascot for vegetables, or the Hulk (but that might get them sued by the jolly green giant)

[Anonymous No.15708542]

>>15705590
this seems nice but dont you get shot at a lot in chicago?

[Anonymous No.15708544]

>>15707935
>dole
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.15709028]

>>15708379
nobody cares about spelling french words here.

wala!

[Anonymous No.15709087]

>>15708542
Chicago is a big city, where the south side holds most of the poverty and shootings. I live on the east side by a police station, and it's comparatively safe.

[Anonymous No.15709091]

>>15708424
Shockingly wrong

[Anonymous No.15709111]

>>15705557
>>15706003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC8oF-xo1Oc

[Anonymous No.15709881]

>>15707935

[Anonymous No.15709904]

[G8rH8r No.15709923]

>>15705607
>not bacon crusted
re you even american?

[Anonymous No.15709925]

>>15709923
I prefer to add a lot of bacon grease to my bbq sauce.

[G8rH8r No.15709929]

[Anonymous No.15710023]

>>15709111
reported
stop posting nikocado

[Anonymous No.15710031]

>>15709929
I want this but for nacho cheese

[Anonymous No.15710051]

>>15705616
>now melts
the fuck

[Anonymous No.15710052]

>>15708424
>we digest it badly so it's near impossible to get fat with fat
We digest fat really well actually. We can't digest cellulose and protein is harder to digest than fat and carbs though.

[Anonymous No.15710208]

>>15708424
vegetable oil is fucking awful for you.

[Anonymous No.15710551]

>>15710208
then what is the superior healthy oil to use?

[Anonymous No.15710584]

>>15705616
>now melts
Literally the whole reason people make that cheese is because it melts in ways regular cheese won't. What the fuck did it do before?

[Anonymous No.15710598]

>>15710551
none? you lardass
cook normally in water

[Anonymous No.15710613]

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[Anonymous No.15710745]

>>15706112
That's true, and used motor oil would never ruin a wedding gown.

[Anonymous No.15710765]

>>15710613
God damn I love jambalaya

[Anonymous No.15710779]

>>15710613
Disgusting plantation cabin food.

[Anonymous No.15711439]

>>15708542
it's a really segregated city, gun crime only happens in the darker parts nobody goes to, and the people who get shot are usually involved in either drugs or gangs. I'm not saying it's ok but the Chiraq meme never really bothered any of us because it never really affects us

[Anonymous No.15711450]

>>15709904
based upper midwest

[Anonymous No.15711456]

>>15710779
Absolute tastelet detected.

[Anonymous No.15711457]

>>15709929
I find this very upsetting because I feel like 70% of it would go bad before it could get used

[Anonymous No.15711459]

>>15710551
Nothing. Using pure fat is always bad for you.

[Anonymous No.15711466]

>>15710613
is the only appreciable difference between jambalaya and gumbo that you put the rice in the jambalaya before you serve it but gumbo is served over rice? because I'm not sure I could tell the difference otherwise without being told

[Anonymous No.15711501]

>>15711466

Gumbo has to have okra and sassafras leaf in it.

[Anonymous No.15711658]

>>15705548

[Anonymous No.15711670]

>>15709087
>living in a lake

[Anonymous No.15711678]

>>15711466
jambalaya doesn't have a roux and it also is spicier and has tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.15711738]

[bruce No.15711956]

>>15705548
Wow do american't REALLY? WOW LMAO!

[Anonymous No.15712165]

[Anonymous No.15712171]

>>15711738
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS IMAGE. I'M LOSING MY MIND

[Anonymous No.15712216]

>>15712171
philly cheesesteak wrapped in a couple slices of pizza, a philly taco

[Anonymous No.15713078]

>>15711439
>>15709087
thanks anons, makes sense. ssounds like. most shootingss can be. solved by not. being in thhe area

[Anonymous No.15713700]

I made American cheese today out of cheddar, havarti and some coffee beer. I've never tried processed cheese before and its not terrible

[Anonymous No.15713787]

>>15708542
>falling for a meme started by trump because he's butthurt by obama who is from chicago

[Anonymous No.15713805]

>>15708542
Not if you're white and live around white people, no.

[Anonymous No.15714282]

>>15709929
JORJA STRONK

GO DOGS SICK EM

[Anonymous No.15714288]

>>15713700
that's actually kind of cool anon

[Anonymous No.15714535]

Chicago Pizza > NY Pizza

[Anonymous No.15714794]

[Anonymous No.15715577]

Cannelloni

[Anonymous No.15715720]

>>15714535
nice casserole Gertrude

[Anonymous No.15715753]

>>15711738
my left arm hurts just looking at that thing

[Anonymous No.15715797]

>>15713787
You realize that Chicago being unsafe is a >20 year old joke, right retard?

[Anonymous No.15715817]

>>15715753
stop masturbating to it then

[Anonymous No.15715824]

>>15705612
Do you have any idea how happy it makes me that
1) this is still circulating all these years later
2) you use my final, perfected version
Between this and Coreposting, I can say I've really made a barely noticeable mark on an irrelevant section of the web that I've spent half my life on.

[Anonymous No.15715826]

>>15710584
you don't want to know what it did before

[Anonymous No.15715840]

>>15705590
Normal stores, not really.
You can probably buy a case at a restaurant supply place (at a stupid markup), or bribe a guy at a hot dog stand to drop a case in your trunk when he takes out the trash.

[Anonymous No.15715925]

>>15714535
I've been in Chicago for almost a year now and have never tried and don't especially want to try 'go'zza. it just doesnt sound or look good.
had giordano's once, though, was pretty high tier chain pizza, i'd recommend it to anyone visiting considering i know dick all about this place. as far as regional 'specialty pizza goes, I think detroit and NYC do it best

[Anonymous No.15716023]

>>15715925
Lou's is better than Giordano's and you should give it a whirl because then you'll know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.15716381]

>>15710584
>that cheese
reread the package slowly anon

[Anonymous No.15716402]

>>15714535
Every chicago pizza Ive tried has bland dough that has as much taste as white bread. We get it. you're from the flyover country and aren't satisfied unless your meal has 9lbs of cheese in it. That doesn't mean it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.15716430]

>>15712165
BOBB COBB DETECTED

[Anonymous No.15716546]

>>15711738
That looks dryer than a nuns cunt in the sahara.

[Anonymous No.15716633]

>>15714535
Why not just put a wheel of cheese on bread and then pour Ragu over top?

[Anonymous No.15716667]

>>15707935
>Garden salad
>Salad
Basically chopped lettuce.

[Anonymous No.15716756]

>>15710745
Absolutely terrible metaphor. You could've taken a fabric cleaner example applied as an engine debridement lubricant, or conversely an automobile polish applied to a stained garment. This shortcoming of humor reflects your logic of 'fried food bad', I award you zero points, and may god have mercy on your soul

[Anonymous No.15717029]

>>15716667
its why american kids grow up hating anything healthy, because their parents feed them that tasteless trash smothered in sauce

[Anonymous No.15717107]

>>15717029
There are a few parts to that issue.
First is eating healthy is harder in America because most people have less money which leads to the "feast or famine" cycle. Playing into this issue is the fact that processed garbage full of sugar from corn is far cheaper than normal food due to how their government allocates subsidies. Yet even when parents try to feed their children normal food the children reject it partly because they are used to their processed corn sugar but also because it is almost treated like a punishment. Another factor worth mentioning is the lack of culinary skills in a large portion of the American public, as well as a socially ingrained rejection of the unknown and expanding one's horizons.

[Anonymous No.15717214]

>eating healthy is harder in America
False, it's easier to eat way more than you need. Starving yurocucks couldn't gain weight if they tried
>processed garbage full of sugar from corn is far cheaper than normal food
Eating healthy is the cheapest option avaiable to the average poor obese nigger, eating zero effort food is more expensive and we still manage to keep people overweight on EBT.

[Anonymous No.15717266]

>>15709929
What is that 'ranch' sauce made of and why americans love it so much?
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.15717302]

>>15717214
>what are food deserts?

[Anonymous No.15717307]

>>15717107
not just culinary skills, but also, access to quality food. In rural america, your local supermarket might be a dollar general, full of processed and frozen shit.

So imagine you have the choice of driving 45 minutes to a proper supermarket that has fruits and veggies, or driving 5 minutes into town to get some frozen shit. Ontop of the time, it might cost you $20 in gas that you can't afford, or, you might be putting a lot of miles on your old beat up car that's about to die any minute.

being poor is expensive.

[Anonymous No.15717323]

>>15717307
(continued) now, you might say, sure - buy in bulk cook in bulk, and then you only have to make the trip once a month.

Problem is, you're living paycheck to paycheck or taking out predatory loans just to survive, and you don't have the funds to buy a months worth of food upfront.

[Anonymous No.15717331]

>>15715824
>I can say I've really made a barely noticeable mark on an irrelevant section of the web that I've spent half my life on.
I know this feel

[Anonymous No.15717363]

>>15717331
it's a weird feeling of pointless validation. i remember making some stupid garry's mod comic with a TF2 character in 2007 and saw one of the faces from it being used as some guy's profile pic 10 years later.

[G8rH8r No.15717391]

>>15717266
the name brand garbage is made of corn syrup and soybean oil with little fake black specks
Real ranch is made of buttermilk mayonnaise peppercorns garlic paprika chives parsley and dill

[Anonymous No.15717484]

>>15716633
because that would not be very good

[Anonymous No.15717591]

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[Anonymous No.15717710]

>>15717484
I'm glad we agree.

[Anonymous No.15717735]

can't beat a meatball sub

[Anonymous No.15717749]

>>15713787
Go for a walk in South Chicago at night and report back whiteboi

[Anonymous No.15717845]

>>15709929

dude there was some 300lb chick at my work who told me about her 'salad' come to find out its just sliced cucumber and cherry tomato in a bowl of ranch like a cereal

[Anonymous No.15717892]

>>15716402
How to spot a faggot thats never had real deep dish

[Anonymous No.15717911]

>>15717749
Go walk in gang land cuz im a faggot who likes orange retards

[Anonymous No.15718166]

>>15705574
>veggies
>nutrition
Choose 1

[Anonymous No.15719538]

>>15717302
Hostess Cakes, Slurpees, Apple pie, duh.

[Anonymous No.15719696]

>>15711501
Okra and filé powder are used to thicken the gumbo; you don't use both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.15719873]

>>15705612
the nigger fears the upscale burger joint

[Anonymous No.15720024]

>>15719696

Huh. I thought it was just used as a spice.

[Anonymous No.15720028]

>>15711466
jambalaya is tomato based. us crawfish niggers dont put tomatoes in gumbo. also gumbo is a thick soup with a small amount of rice. if you eat gumbo with a fork you're a faggot
>>15711501
>Gumbo has to have okra
no. chicken and sausage gumbo doesn't have okra. we mainly use okra in a shrimp gumbo or seafood gumbo

[Anonymous No.15720346]

but was it twice as nice?

[Anonymous No.15720351]

>>15717675
>>15720346

[Anonymous No.15720353]

>>15719696
Says who

[Anonymous No.15720408]

>>15708542

The violence In Chicago is totally contained with certain neighborhoods that you should never visit.

[Anonymous No.15720686]

>>15708542
They don't call it chairaq for nothing

[Anonymous No.15720730]

>>15717331
>>15717363
>weird feeling of pointless validation
A friend and I made pic related on right wing Twitter like 5+ years ago as part of a gay inside joke (I posted some retarded babbling shitpost that included my filename) and I still see it circulating on the chans to this day. Always makes me think of him.

[Anonymous No.15720766]

>>15707935
>red cabbage
>is purple
uh?

[Anonymous No.15720806]

>>15717911
>gang land
>but chicago is safe
which is it ?

[Anonymous No.15720834]

>>15720408
>>15720686
The actual most ruh-roh I've ever been was when me and a friend were driving my minivan around on a road trip and we were on the east side of Chicago and wanted to go to a place on the west side so we drove across the south side.
>All of the sudden big piles of rubble where buildings used to be
>The people looked like the hungry fucks at an African market watching other people buy goat meat
>Me and the friend were the goats fixing to get eaten

[Anonymous No.15720845]

>>15720408
delusional

[Anonymous No.15720951]

>>15710584
>what the fuck did it do before
turned into mustard gas inside people's microwaves. can't believe how long the US govt let it stay in circulation

[Anonymous No.15720959]

>>15717911
>urbanite shitholes are safe
>but they're dangerous ganglands
is this a live view of the libtard brain shorting out?