Date Night cooking

[Anonymous No.15696803]

What are your go-to meals when you're cooking to impress?

[Anonymous No.15697197]

>4chan
>Assumes we aren't virgins

GTFO newfag

[Anonymous No.15697200]

[Anonymous No.15697243]

>>15697197
I'm actually a 29 year old virjen lol

[Anonymous No.15697291]

>>15696803
sometimes I mix my cum in with the butter before making a keto-friendly grilled cheese with avocado instead of bread and diarrhea instead of cheese. it's really tasty.

[Anonymous No.15697300]

>>15696803
Unironically aglio e olio, did impress. Thanks Jon Favreau.

[Anonymous No.15697311]

>>15696803
Lol why do liberal white "women" always look messed up? There's something up with her face.

[Anonymous No.15697318]

>>15697311
How 'bout I rearrange yo face whyte boi

[Anonymous No.15697324]

>>15697311
Shes smelling the nigger.

[Anonymous No.15697372]

>>15697311
They're dirty animals. Srsly they are grotty as fuck, their houses are always disgusting, they barely bathe, and they've been getting fucked by strange dicks regularly since they were 13.

[Anonymous No.15698709]

>>15697372
>they barely bathe
>as a result their pussies reek like corpses

and yet these same women reject men "who need a bath".
Clownworld.jpg

[Anonymous No.15698747]

im 26 and never kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.15698755]

>>15696803
Chicken parm, sushi, steak, scallops, just to name a few

[Anonymous No.15698758]

>>15696803
Of all the couple images

Why do you feel the need to post a black man and a white woman ?

[Anonymous No.15698762]

>>15697318
You will never be black.

[Anonymous No.15698765]

>>15698747
based

[Anonymous No.15698767]

>>15697197
Other boards are mostly virgins, but ck are those who are older and usually have a family of at least a SO

Calm your tits

[Anonymous No.15698775]

>>15697243
Based, I'm a 40 year old kissless handholdless hugless virgin

[Anonymous No.15698783]

>>15698767
>Has family
>Has relationship
>Surfs on 4chan

Make your mind faggot

[Anonymous No.15698784]

>>15697311
It's a stock image she's probably a Ukrainean wage slave taking pictures with Pajeet for a buck apiece

[Anonymous No.15698785]

>>15698775

[Anonymous No.15698797]

>>15698784
Tbh why all of the stock models are ukranian?
Do these fuckers live in a shit country so that they have to resort to those things in order to eat!

[Anonymous No.15698870]

I love cooking for my gf. I only go crazy and make really nice shit if I'm actually dating a girl.
I've finesse and overspent on so many meals but honestly the number one dish that always gets shawty hooked is the most simple:
>Egg burrito
All u need is eggs, cheese, tortilla, bacon and hot sauce. I throw some cilantro and onion occasionally if I'm feeling like a silly goose
I always do fried eggs sunny and runny
>when the yolk mixes with the hot sauce she gon stay with u forever

[Anonymous No.15698877]

Also unless your a cuck make that bitch help, don't b out here slaving over a stove all day for a bitch who gon be on her phone the whole time

[Anonymous No.15699068]

>>15698877
>who gon be on her phone the whole time
>after x months she will be tired of ya and go for other cuck

Why bother anyways?

[Anonymous No.15699096]

>>15696803
God I wish I were her.

[Anonymous No.15699103]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PphQfaeLEE
This went down extremely well , looked impressive and was extremely easy to prep it all in advance then just put the salmon in the oven when she arrives

I got laid and she's my gf now and I took her virginity.

[Anonymous No.15699109]

>>15698870
Why do simple egg dishes get bitches so wet? I'm a chef, I've gone all out for my woman on many occasions, but if I make her a simple french omelette, I have to practically pry her off my dick.

[Anonymous No.15699137]

>>15696803
Steak usually, make it properly with a pan sauce and hoes just melt.

[Anonymous No.15699149]

>>15699068
Never had that problem so idk how to respond desu

[Anonymous No.15699254]

>>15699149
same but ive never had a gf

[Anonymous No.15699281]

spaghetti and meatballs. not only is it easy to make but you get to see if your roastie is a disgusting slurping animal

[Anonymous No.15699356]

>>15699109
This
I just chuck a piece of bread on the floor and they practically rape me

[Anonymous No.15699809]

>>15698775
What stops you from ultimately killing yourself?

[Anonymous No.15700105]

>>15698762
And I thank god every day.

[Anonymous No.15700258]

>>15696803
I never cook food for others "directly" as I'm not a servile nigger. Cooking food won't impress a girl anyway, they don't really care for the food, but only like restaurants because someone told them to.

[Not a shill from /pol/ No.15700261]

>>15696803
Fuck you nigger.

[Anonymous No.15700467]

>>15699809
>>15698785
That one day I will get laid, its a sin to destroy life.

[Anonymous No.15700542]

If the weather is nice, I'll grill to impress. My go-to protein is a good marbled cut of ribeye if the price was decent, otherwise boneless chicken thighs are my fallback. Grilling some sort of veggie (like asparagus or peppers) along with the meat always goes over well.

If I'm cooking inside, I have a lasagna recipe that everyone likes. Wife's parents request it every time they visit.

[Anonymous No.15700570]

>>15698783
>>15698767
say what you want but i really want to belive that /ck/ is mostly populated by guys with a family/gf/wife, home alone cooks and about 20% woman