/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15693242
trashy/10

>>15693242
Are you black or brown?

>>15693242
How many threads do you make a day? 100? You suck dog dicks.

>>15693248
usually 2 at most

>>15693242
Too much spice.

>>15693242
>old trapper jerky
BASED

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>>15693242
How long do you think you can keep this up? If you’re in late 20s like I assume then you have five-ten years until a health problem develops. Really hope you don’t smoke cigarettes.

>>15693242
dude you never fucking eat vegetables. stop eating overcooked meat and shitty whiskey

>>15693444
no cigs but weed sometimes

>>15693242
Mexican/10

Youre gonna just die one of these days

>>15693512
we all will

>>15693490
That’s good. But you gotta stop this if you want to see 40 without beetus/hypertension/sickle cell

>>15693242
Do you ever eat fruits and vegetables?

>>15693545
yea I like the green giant broccoli in light butter sauce. I also like the popeyes spinach in a can

>>15693560
Are you black?

>>15693571
no, im white

>>15693571
he's probably a line cook or a bartender

>>15693577
Pretty sure he’s a NEET. Not that there’s anything wrong with that

>>15693242
i wish my walmart sold fireball.

>>15693598
your walmart doesnt have a liquor store in it?

>>15693605
im in the bible belt. most of our grocery stores cant carry anything stronger than wine.

>>15693577
I think he works at McDonald's

>>15693624
I dont think an indoor job would tolerate what this creature probably smells like.

>>15693624
Na Uncle Joey pays me more not to work and thats gonna be extended till Sept

>>15693242
man you have shit taste and definitely a spic or nigger. you're not planing on living long are you?

lol you realized reused the same lager and fireball bottles from last night for your gay little photoshoot.

Since OP is a drunken illiterate, I'll translate the best I can:

"I purchased and/or stole a can of peanuts and a bag of jerky from Wal*Mart. Then, I drunkenly proceeded to the nearest gas station equipped with metal detectors and bulletproof glass to purchase and/or steal malt liquor and a few bags of potato and corn chips. I then took this picture with a vintage olive oil jar that I stole from the local thrift store and strategically placed in a way that I might seem like I've read the first three pages of The Great Gatsby."

>>15693256
oh so cute littledoggie. u not smart u is dumb. glasses dont change that face

>>15693658
>man you have shit taste and definitely a spic or nigger.
Not even. Spicy chips are the big zoomer craze now. They got it from spics and niggers, of course. Spics at my middle school used to grind up hot cheetos and snort them along with some shitty candy powder called Lucas.

>>15693717
You’re a fag

>>15693242
>whiskey glasses in full view on the kitchen counter

i would hate to be ur wife

>>15693737
>wife
Further OP has ever gotten with a girl is asking to borrow a pencil in special ed

>>15693730
Hit the nail on the head, huh, OP?

>>15693743
u seem mad

>>15693771
I’m not OP. You’re a fag for writing that out though. OPs a faggot too as usual

>>15693892
based

>>15693892
>I’m not OP

Sure thing, not OP...

>>15693536
>sickle cell
I'm not saying this guys life style is healthy but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.

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>>15693929
OPs typing style is totally different.

>>15693954
I figured he was implying OP was black.

>>15693707
he gets the same thing every night bro.

I cannot even imagine the levels of indigestion and how bad your asshole must hurt every morning.
It’s probably raw and bleeding and chapped

>>15694011
its not actually

>>15694011
They don't do shit.
>>15693242
The doritos taste like shit. They only offend your tongue.
A single serrano pepper has more spiciness than the whole bag.

>>15694036
Post butthole

>trash goes to a trash place to buy trash
wouldn't expect less

>>15694089
fag

>>15694101
Walmart is a American classic

>>15693707
>>lager
Its fucking steel reserve

>>15694256
its technically not malt liquor

>>15693242
Dangerously based
Except the fireball

>>15693242
>Walmart haul
About what you'd expect/10

>>15694482
why the fireball hate?

>>15693242
early death/10

>>15693242
This is legit depressing. Are you showing this to us because you're proud of yourself? I'm asking sincerely because I need to understand what is taking place in your mind when you look at all this.
What you have here is fine if you're taking it over to a friend's house for poker night with the guys.
But we know that's not what this is. This is shit that you bought for yourself to sit at home and eat while sitting in a second hand recliner watching reruns of Rue Paul's Drag Race before kicking off your 86th replay of Cuties. Later you'll start a dozen BBC worship threads on /b/ then pass out with those empty Fireball bottle wedged halfway up your ass.

>>15693242
>takis
fuck those oversalted shits

>>15693242
honestly, really want to go find some steel reserve now. I haven't had any since before covid
Nice haul OP

>>15694606
do it bro

>>15694592
im not eating it all one night or even in the next few nights lol just like snacking on it

>>15694606
I bought some last night because I'm broke and fucking hell is it so much worse than I remember.