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>mfw someone gives me sweetened coffee

>> No.15691013

>>15691006
coffee is for faggots

>> No.15691103

>>15691013
>t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEMDV5oNW1E

>> No.15691111
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15691111

>mfw a dark coffee drinker drinks it and doesn't boast about it

there is no face because you tards never stfu

>> No.15691117

>>15691006
https://voca.ro/1axrYpgkLA3i

>> No.15691138

>>15691117
this anon jews

>> No.15691152

>>15691111
>he doesn't know its called black coffee

>> No.15691161

>>15691152
thats racist. its POC pigmented original coffee

>> No.15691174

>>15691117
It's feel, not face.

Record it again.

>> No.15691179

>>15691161
leaning into it doesn't make it less cringe

>> No.15691617 [DELETED] 

>>15691174
About
"My Face When…" (also shortened as ">mfw") is a colloquial phrase commonly used on 4chan imageboards as the opening line of reply posts and greentext stories in particular. The phrase is used in forum discussions to discuss how users would respond to a given situation, whether it be hypothetical or based on experiences of real life. "Mfw" posts can be also accompanied by a reaction face image.

No it's definitely my face when. He's referring to the face in the pic he uploaded. Don't be such a goy.

>> No.15691619

>>15691006
>drink coffee
>throw up
coffee is gross

>> No.15691622

>>15691174
Lurk more

>> No.15691623

>>15691619
You need to be 18 to post here, kid.

>> No.15691640

My mate was boiling the jug one day and asked if I wanted a coffee. I said yes and he asked how I wanted it so I told him strong with a splash of milk, no sugar. He came back with it and I took a sip and asked if he put sugar in it and he said yes but it was like an eighth of a teaspoon, I didn't think you would notice. What a dumb ass.

>> No.15692442

>>15691006
If someone offeer you a coffe without asking for your preference, he is kindly ask you to leave him (or them) alone.

>> No.15692447

>>15691013
Faggots are effeminate and women don't like bitter drinks, retard.

>> No.15692456

>>15691006
I only drink it black and iced down so I can chug it down fast. If I'm enjoying a nice cup i add cream and sugar and drink it in small coffee cups. I don't brag of obviate about it neither, i don't give a fuck how people drink their coffee. Drinking black coffee isn't a personality

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>>15691640
Yeah what a dumbass for having you as a friend, doesn't even say thanks for free coffee but bitches about it online like anyone gives a damn. Neck yaself.

>> No.15692463

>>15692442
Just how socially retarded are you? Coffee is literally used as a means of hanging out with people.

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>>15691174
It's literally tfw (the face when) because it's referencing a reaction image with a face in it pic related. Lurk moar, newfag

>> No.15692523

>>15692463
> Just how socially retarded are you?
> He doesn't underasta basic human interaction
It says a lot about you, if people bring you coffe without asking for your preference, you cretin

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>>15691006
>instant coffee is sweet
Disgusting kroger brands

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15692557

>drink my coffee with cream and sugar some days and black other
People who only drink black coffee are the same type of people that think they're hot shit for not getting scared watching scary movies, not laughing during comedies and wearing shorts/tshirts in cold weather.

>> No.15692580

>>15692523
It makes no difference, retard.

>> No.15692586

>>15692557
If you watch horror movies let alone get scared by one, you're a literal faggot or a woman.

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15692618

>>15692586
I rest my case.

>> No.15692729

>>15692475
>>15691622
No.

It's muh feel when.

Stop gaslighting me.

>> No.15692797

>>15692729
https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/mfw/

>> No.15692856

>>15692618
Grow up, retard. No self-respecting adult watches le scary movies.

>> No.15692943

>>15691111
This.
I'm embarrassed to tell a barista or waiter I want black coffee. I'll ask for coffee and they'll ask "cream or sugar?" to which I reply none, thanks.
Even then I get the vibe that they think I'm some tryhard.

>> No.15692953

>>15692943
Check your estrogen levels.

>> No.15692963

>>15692943
incredible levels of insecurity

>> No.15692999

>>15692586
what if i watch them before i have sex with a woman?
they're great because when you finish or mid way through you can start scaring them and it eases into foreplay mega smooth

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>>15692953
>>15692963

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>>15693016

>> No.15693039

>>15691103
Who the fuck is this faggot?

>> No.15693046

>>15692447
Nobody likes bitter drinks

>> No.15693070

>>15693046
4/10

>> No.15693075

>>15693046
t. faggot

>> No.15693126

>>15691006
I really hope OP isn't American.

Americans have no right to talk about coffee when their coffee is 90% water in the first place.