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Mike Nolan is on his way to your house with a 24-pack of beers, a pack of winnie blues and a bag of weed.
What do you cook for him?
Would you keep it simple by firing up the BBQ or would you do something fancier?

>> No.15680709

>>15680544
would probably get take out indian if its a piss up sort of deal

>> No.15680854

>>15680544
>Get a fuckton of chips
>Get a fuckton of pulled pork
>Combine with cheese
>Make slaw, get some rolls from Woolies.
Basically a HSP that doesn't taste like dogshit that you can make hand-held. The boys love it and there's never any leftovers.
A few buges and some beers make it the perfect meal for the lads.

>> No.15680919

>Mike Nolan
literally who?

>> No.15680952

Pad Thai of course. He's known to be a lover of Thai culture and customs.

>> No.15680954

>>15680544

peas and cum, my specialty.

>> No.15681074

>>15680544
I'd tell him I already ate, but if he's hungry I'll heat up some of the leftover fried chicken for him. Turned out fuckin tops cunt.

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>>15680919

>> No.15681123

>>15680544
I don't know who he is but he would probably appreciate fried squid and shrimp with chilli oil as dipping sauce and that's what I feel like making

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>>15680544
use the $60 I saved not buying Quinton that game for his game box thingy and grab some steaks for the barbie, get the boys together, and get some bitches over.

>> No.15681290

>>15680544
>winnie blues
What are these?
If he's drinking and smoking grass then some snack type foods could be better than a big feed that will bloat you down.
Peanuts or tortilla chips with dips?

>> No.15681326

>>15681290
Winfield Blues are a classic Australian cigarette brand, although these days kind of irrelevant because all Australoan cigarettes are now made in asia with coconut husk and floor weepings. The correct answer to OP's ridiculous question a a bbq sausage in a bread roll.

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>>15680919

>> No.15681657

>>15680952
did he ever end up getting a Rip Start?
i know in the shorts they talk about him going to get one.

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>>15681326

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Awww shit
Who's fukken hungry?
Who's gettin a rumble in their tumble?

>> No.15682024

He's a simple lad. Cook him up a nice fucking burger to go with his beer, maybe a steak if it's the weekend. Can't have the mate go without some protein, cunt is fucking built.

>> No.15682233

>>15680544
probably some snags and rissoles on the barbie with pasta salad and rolls.

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>>15680919
mate....

>> No.15682693

Sausage rolls while drinking and smoking, meat pies for the munchies after

>> No.15682715

>>15681326
>bbq sausage in a bread roll.
Too much bread, has to be a slice.

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>>15681326
>NAO SMAOKIN YE FACKIN CANTZZZ

https://youtu.be/zFca-jyJbXw

>> No.15682757

>>15680709
>take out indian
Mate, this ain't fucken England