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15677743 No.15677743 [Reply] [Original]

How do I eat fish & chips without attracting the feathered jew?

>> No.15677759
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>>15677743
Just carry one of these and when those feathery fucks come to nig away some of your chips just give them a deadly zap.

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>>15677759
Or if you live in USA you could just start capping them, which would probably be more effective at keeping them away.

>> No.15677770

It's like going to McD with a black friend and he is "can I just nab a quick fry bro". You can't fight it it's part of the experience

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>>15677770
>black friend

>> No.15678862

>>15677770
>black friend
serves you right

>> No.15679245

>>15677854
Just you wait anon, I'll be your friend one day, and one of your fries will be mine.

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15680391

>Not feeding them

>> No.15680440

>>15679245
And you will be going to hospital with a plastic fork stabbed through your hand.

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>>15677743

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>>15679245
>feathered wings wrote this