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what's the secret sauce?

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>> No.15669063

her ass sweat

>> No.15669071

Those countertops are disgusting

>> No.15669074

I know this building

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>> No.15669094

I want to protect her smile and purity. :)

>> No.15669096

this, stop giving these whores money and attention.

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How cum her asshole looks fine compared to pic related

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>> No.15669164

female babies should be aborted postnatally

>> No.15669632

Who is that?

>> No.15669946

Shiny granite countertops look like shit and are awful to keep clean.

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>> No.15670316

they do gay porn too, if you watch their stuff your an lgbt activist.

>> No.15670423

the way she eats is fucking gross... do americans really?

>> No.15670428

Name? Why is she even in a kitchen?

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How the fuck do you now know Sasha Grey?
She's even used in a banner on this site.

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Well she is a retired pornstar now. Presumably she gets simpbucks from her cooking streams

>> No.15670457


that's the Twitch streamer, content creator and social media influencer Sasha Grey

>> No.15670462

why would someone be in a kitchen? pornstars eat food too

>> No.15670463

a whore can never stop being a whore

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Okay, thanks for your contribution

>> No.15670477

There's honestly something weird about a porn actress preparing food. Feels wrong.

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it's never too late to start being wholesome.

>> No.15670484

you are welcomed my dear beloved amigo.
Is kind of ironic the most famous chef in the world is from the country with the shittiest food.. kek

>> No.15670489

is that sasha grey?

>> No.15670490

Just watched a couple of her cooking streams on Youtube and they're honestly pretty wholesome. Might subscribe. I met her while camping in Yosemite in 2014 and she let me borrow her lighter to light my camp stove. Pretty nice lady desu.

>> No.15670502

At least she's not pretending the porn never happened like that other whore.
"a bloo bloo, I don't want people to associate me with the porn even though I still use my porn name and the same exact hairdo and glasses that made me famous"

I read Sasha's autobio years ago and it was not a terrible read. Decent wank material as well if you're into written stuff.
There was a part where she was fucking on a table in the kitchen and they knocked over the spicerack and she got all sorts of spices in her holes. Probably smelled amazing.

>> No.15670503

Thats exactly what I mean. She is standing there, neatly dressed and all pretty, pouring wine into a pan. But she's, a pornstar. A profession thats beyond dirty and dishonorable.

>> No.15670506

>I met her while camping in Yosemite in 2014
Tell us more. Did she realize you recognized her? What did you talk about? Tell us everything.

>> No.15670507


>mid-tempo heavy rock riff

>> No.15670511

I had a friend who married a stripper which we met at our local bar.
My friend always hides her in the back of his house and doesn't let her come out until we are all gone. I always see beautiful girls in porn and I wonder what it would like to be married to a pornstar. Love is such a bitch

>> No.15670517

Always nice to see the house you grew up in :)

>> No.15670544

whatever female ejaculate is composed of/10
i wish the girls at my local little ceasars would spit on my pizza

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I get you, bro. I get you

>> No.15670568


does she still strip or did she quit when she got married

>> No.15670586

Was on a road trip with my best bro for my birthday. Our camp stove wouldn't light because of the altitude and wind (we were at the highest car campground in the park, 8000+feet), so I went to go ask the girl at the camp site next door if I could borrow a lighter since I'd seen her smoking a cigarette earlier. The second I set foot in her campsite and uttered the word "Hi', her Doberman came flying out of her tent and tried to bite me, followed by a very angry woman telling me to fuck off and "can I not find anywhere in this fucking world that some fucking dude doesn't want to fucking talk to me?"

After a few tense seconds explaining that no, I really just needed a lighter and no, I had not known who she was before I started talking to her, she calmed down and apologized profusely. She gave me a full-size candle lighter that she had in her car so I wouldn't burn myself, and after I got it lit she came to our campsite and brought us some Montucky tall cans as an apology for her dog almost killing me. We talked for a bit about our trip and what she was up to. She was honestly pretty cool. She has a really weird sense of humor. My friend never recognized her and still has no idea, haha.

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not sure bro... she married?
fuck this gae life

>> No.15670591

He was asking about the friend's wife. Fucking hell, man.

>> No.15670594

ay lmao, sorry
no she doesn't.

>> No.15670600

she eats dick for breakfast

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>> No.15670635

Today's dish is called: AH YEAH... FUCK YEAH

>> No.15670819

Did she realize YOU recognized her?

>> No.15670823

>full-size candle lighter that she had in her car
This really pisses me off for some reason

>> No.15670836

Same. Candle lighters are for faggots (or women).

>> No.15670847

>Montucky tall cans
you realize they're optimal for lighting a fire right?

>> No.15670883

Stormproof matches/lighters are superior.

>> No.15670886

she is a woman though

>> No.15670891

This has never been proven.

>> No.15670893

hes cucked for marrying someone he wont even trust to meet his friends, she cucked for marrying someone who hides her in the house

>> No.15670897

I was talking when compared to a regular lighter

>> No.15670899

I know, i was just saying. But seriously, have you ever seen a normal man use those long lighters? Me, never.

>> No.15670908

I have never seen a gay man using one either.
then again, the only gay men i know are from the gym, and they are manlier than all of /ck/ combined

>> No.15670946

You need to go outdoors more often then. Only faggots, women and liberal soyboy types (i guess they count as a subtype of faggots) use those long lighters.

>> No.15671076

>believes soybos meme
>tells others to go outside

>> No.15671248

>her ass sweat
her ass IS* sweat

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I bought my ex those same panties

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>> No.15671415

I watch that retard Jack and Gordon Ramsay, what fucking difference does it make?
At least she actually has a decent channel.

>> No.15671419

>At least she actually has a decent channel.
what happens?

>> No.15671457

You use what's best for the job. If a stick lighter is the best choice then so be it.

>> No.15671492

I understand her frustration and the regret she will likely care with her for the rest of her life. But all things happen for a reason(sometimes it's because you were dumb and made bad decisions). I'm glad she apologized and shared her lighter with you. :)

>> No.15671660

Is her ass still amazing?

>> No.15672352

While speaking with her, you should have whipped out your dick and start stroking it. She's a filthy whore and performed some of the most vile acts on camera for a few shekels, so I guess she would have been okay with it.

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>she's reformed
>she's a good girl now
>she's not a whore
>she's not a shekel-lovin' slut

>> No.15673086

you never had sex, dont advice others on what to do with their dick

>> No.15673111

I don't get it

>> No.15673226

Is that the naked lady wrestling building, looks familiar

>> No.15673273

What you meant was
>You have never had sex, don't advise others on what do with their dicks.
If you forget capitalization, you have 2 grammatical errors- 3 if advice was intentional-, and 1 spelling error. Punctuation is a rare commodity, too, it seems.

>> No.15673294

That comma should have been a semicolon. Yet, if he indeed wanted to keep the comma, then he should have included the conjunction "so".

1) You never had sex; don't advice others on what to do with their dick.


2) You never had sex, so don't advice others on what to do with their dick.

>> No.15673321

Typical pedant. You completely ignore the existence, and beauty, of the beloved em dash.

>You—never having sex—should not advise others on what to do with their dick.

>> No.15673481

>*respect the rebrand*

>> No.15673784

honestly if you don't believe the meme, I'm more inclined to believe you've never been outside. at least not in an urban environment

>> No.15673828

>like that other whore.
Who do you mean? Do you mean "novaruu"?

>> No.15674212

Montucky is literally the best cheap beer behind Rainier.

>> No.15674238

Imagine how many people attain the ability to silent fart there.

>> No.15674250

Things I would do to her.

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