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>Hmmmm, so we have finally created our finest sauce, it's complex mix of tomatoes, molasses, dates, apples, tamarind, spices, vinegar and raisens which leads to a tart, peppry and refreshing taste in the mouth. What should we call it?

>hurrr well it' brown innit 'guv lets just call it dat foikin' hell can't spend too much time thinkin' gotta go to the pub and watch the fottie

Are british people even human?

>> No.15663776

Simple as

>> No.15663803

Mo. .. fag.... brotish slang is like they want us to think they're all faggy homos

>> No.15663814
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15663814

>"haitch-pea" sauce

>> No.15663825

>>15663776
Simple as what?

>> No.15663873

>>15663770
a1 is better.

>> No.15663937

>>15663873
Get fucked cunt, HP is best

>> No.15664302

>>15663937
That’s a funny way to spell Daddies

>> No.15664360

>>15663803
Dont they call cigarettes fag?

>> No.15664507

>>15664360
Yes, as in
>‘llow man a fag bruv
Could I please have a cigarette my friend.

>> No.15664510

>>15664302
Daddies is school-dinner slop tier

>> No.15664529

>>15664510
‘Ark at this posh twat and his HP sauce

>> No.15664534

HP is a fucking blue collar mistake compared to A1 Sauce. Grow up.

>> No.15664539

>>15663770
What does it taste like? Like a tomato ketchup or?

>> No.15664551

>>15664539
Tastes like someone pissed worstershire into ketchup. It's fucking terrible.

>> No.15664559

>>15664539
It's apparently a bit like 'A1' sauce. It's not as purely sweet as red sauce, but it's got this mild spice to it.

>> No.15664660

>>15664534
>he thinks A1 is better than HP
you're gay

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>>15663770
is way better

>> No.15664676

>>15664559
It’s nothing like A1.
Completely different texture and taste.

>> No.15664686

>>15664539
A bit fruity and sour, it's got tamarind in it which gives it a great flavour.

try it with sausages or a bacon sarnie can't go wrong

>> No.15664901

It's full name is Houses of Parliament Sauce

Don't ask

Also A1 is slop. It's actually British too, but they couldn't get into the market here so they offloaded it to pig Americans.

>> No.15665474

>>15664551
It's delicious, even better cold.

>> No.15665505

>>15664360
They use the term faggot in its proper form, as in something that should be burned. So a bundle of twigs is a faggot. A cigarette is a faggot. And a gay man is a faggot.

>> No.15665566

>>15663770
A1 is better.

>> No.15665614
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15665614

top bantz

>> No.15665635

is it much different than a1 steak sauce?

>> No.15665638

>>15664686
what the hell is a sarnie

>> No.15665662

>>15665635
Yes.

>> No.15665694

>>15665638
I think it's the british version of the american "sammich". They're terms used by retards and homosexuals

>> No.15665722

>see this thread in catalog
>predict it’s going to be full clueless Americans saying iHP tastes like A1
>????
>profit
Never change /ck/

>> No.15665926

>>15665722
what makes it different from a1

>> No.15665934

>>15665926
Ingredients, taste and texture.

>> No.15665941
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>>15664675
>Whole Foods!

>> No.15665980

>>15665934
but how is it different?

>> No.15665986

>>15665980
things and stuff.

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15666238

Watching Brits argue with yanks is great cuz both of them are so hilariously shit at banter it hurts lmao

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*shoves you aside and strides forth like a chad*

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>>15664676
>>15664901
what about lea & perrins steak sauce? it tastes more tomato-ey and less vinegary than A1
https://www.leaperrins.com/product//00051600002079/Lea-&-Perrins-Traditional-Steak-Sauce-15-oz-Bottle

>> No.15667582

It’s just ketchup and worcestershire
They make fun of use for kranch but they do the exact same thing by mixing a national treasure sauce with ketchup

>> No.15668643

>>15665505
And every meaning of the word faggot is useless to society

>> No.15668669

>>15663770
It's called HP sause you fucking retard. You can see it on the very bottle you posted

>> No.15668762

>>15668643
I like the pork meatballs

>>15668669
I didn't hear it called HP once in England. Not once. It's brown sauce.