/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15660706]

Had to cook my fish now to eat later so that the smell can dissipate enough so that I avoid hearing a litany of complaints about "food smell" in the house after 18:00.

It sucks.

[Anonymous No.15660719]

>>15660706
move out of your parents' house you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.15660723]

>you’re not allowed to cook dinner around dinner time

[Anonymous No.15660759]

>>15660706
that's nothing. I'll cook frozen vegetables in a pot and some bland salt/pepper chicken (i'm on a fitness diet) and my mom will walk into the kitchen and open all the windows and wave at the air.

[Anonymous No.15660776]

>>15660706
Maybe if you learned how to cook things that smell good, anon.

[Anonymous No.15660791]

>>15660719
/thread

[Anonymous No.15660811]

>>15660776
1) Fish smells good
2) It doesn't matter what I cook. Even bread if I bake at night gets me heat.

[Anonymous No.15660837]

>>15660706
>>15660811
People who complain about the smell of food are either retarded women with low impulse control that don’t want to eat later in the day or absolute control-freak autists that want to find any single reason to abuse their power over you.

Are you parents control freaks or fatties OP?

[Anonymous No.15661409]

>>15660837
My mom claims she can't sleep when there's food smells around. My dad never complained.

[Anonymous No.15661605]

>>15661409
Yes, and I bet either way she’d claim it was because “it makes her hungry”.
Sounds like you have something that’s in between the choices. Bad luck, my friend, bad luck.

[Anonymous No.15661617]

>>15660759
>I'll cook frozen vegetables
Thats why, smells like piss

[Anonymous No.15661629]

>>15660706
I've had some sausages in the freezer since everything locked down in March of last year. I can't cook them because my dad basically doesn't leave the house anymore, and the smell of them cooking makes him sick. Before rona I would make them when he wasn't home, and now I can't make them at all. They're almost certainly ruined by now. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.15661655]

>>15661409
Once my mom threw me out of the house (age 17) because I accidentally burned popcorn, and she demanded that I find a way to make the smell disappear and because she is against opening windows for any reason any time of year I told her she's just going to have to wait for it to go away. In my defense, I did light a candle.

I slept on a futon in my grandma's basement for the last several months of my senior year of high school and she had to buy me new clothes because I got thrown out with only what I was wearing/holding and nothing else. Get out of there, OP. Get out at any cost, even if it's couch-surfing, even if it's temporary for now. Even though I was off-and-on homeless for six years after, I was in better mental and emotional shape making my own way than living under the vindictive fist of a petulant cunt.

[Anonymous No.15661685]

>>15661629
>smell of them cooking makes him sick
neurotic vegan dad?

[Anonymous No.15661705]

>>15661655
>not being able to handle a woman at age 17
The effects of being raised by a single mother. Your dad would have known what to do.

[Anonymous No.15661716]

>>15661705
My dad was there and didn't do shit.

[Anonymous No.15661729]

>>15661716
was your dad raised by a single mother?

[Anonymous No.15661803]

>>15661655
I'm sorry that happened to you, bro.

[Anonymous No.15661811]

>>15661705
>>15661716
>>15661729
The only way to appropriately deal with women is the back of your hand, but society is absolutely against that nowadays.

[Anonymous No.15661814]

>>15661729
Nope. No single mothers anywhere in my family, actually, no aunts or cousins or anything.
One could call that a benefit of belonging to an extremely religious white family, but really it's brought nothing but suffering to everyone. My dad would have been happier if my parents had divorced and my mom could have fizzled out without anyone to enable her.

[Anonymous No.15661897]

>>15661685
Hit the nail right on the head.

[Anonymous No.15661931]

>>15661897

[Anonymous No.15662839]

>>15660706
That cook realized he was trying to cook a live Apu and let him go, right?

[Anonymous No.15662853]

>>15662839
no the cook has a job to do and he intends to finish it

[Anonymous No.15662876]

>>15662853

[Anonymous No.15662903]

>>15662876
That's enough, Apu. You can't cook a Peepo.

[Anonymous No.15663008]

>>15660837
Nail on the head. I lived with my mom while going to college and she would bitch about the smell of any food I cooked. Garlic and onion would immediately trigger her. The kicker is she once got a bunch of crab and let it go bad in the fridge, then one night she drunkenly tried to bake it? And it made the whole house smell like ammonia and stinky pussy. She claimed she couldn't smell a thing.

[Anonymous No.15663207]

>mom freaks out whenever I sprinkle powdered parmesan cheese within a several foot radius of her food because she thinks it's light enough to fly in the air and get into her food

[Anonymous No.15663239]

If normies are like this no wonder I can't fucking get along with anyone. Imagine having such an insignificant life that you find any petty reason to make people around you miserable.

[Anonymous No.15663253]

I once had a friend of mine get me a job at his company. He wouldn't let me take a break, eat lunch, or take a smoke break because he was a miserable masochistic fuck. But I had to stand around for hours while his dumbass troubleshooted things like a toddler and taught me nothing. I quit after a month cause I couldn't handle going to work with a pissy woman every day.

[Anonymous No.15663280]

Smell influences taste
I don't want to eat something while the smell of a contradictory flavor is in the air

[Anonymous No.15663292]

>>15663280
It's fucking food not toxic waste you faggot.

[Anonymous No.15663309]

>>15661655
american parents need to be thrown against the wall

[Anonymous No.15663703]

>>15663239
None of this is normie shit. The antics described herein are the antics of mentally ill adults desperately clinging to the delusion of importance; frequently, mindless spawners find their only form of control is not in self control or control over their finances or love lives, but in manipulating and governing their children's lives in a sick vicarious way. When the unfortunate child of a neurotic spawner dares to have an independent thought or action, it begins to unravel the only coping mechanism the spawner has had for the last 15-20 years.

It's intense neuroticism bordering on inhuman psychopathy. No one who can be called normal by any stretch of the imagination acts like this.

[Anonymous No.15663824]

>>15661655
>Once my mom threw me out of the house (age 17)
That is illegal in my country
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.15663856]

>>15663703
Grow up kid

[Anonymous No.15663991]

>>15663703
>>15663856
He’s right. You don’t know what others have experienced.
I was always an A+ student. I didn’t have almost any friends at school, because my mother and stepfather moved me to a new city. I DID have friends at my father’s house in my hometown, and we went outside, played tag, rode bikes, had air soft wars.
If I came back with a SINGLE injury of ANY kind, a tiny scrape, a little welt - they flew into rage, calling my father and demanding they take away all of my freedoms, trying to ruin the one thing that I had that made me happy when I wasn’t with them - my only friends.

Other kids that got B’s and C’s, they went to parties, smoked weed, drank sometimes, stayed out. I got drug tested because I got caught smoking weed once. I wasn’t allowed out past a certain time. I wasn’t allowed to go downstairs past a certain time. I wasn’t allowed to leave the dogs, THE FUCKING DOGS, outside. And no, there wasn’t a way for them to escape.
You know what happens to a normal kid if they forget their chores? I’m sure you have an idea. Me, an A+ student, who rarely even did anything whatsoever to piss these people off: I was screamed at, berated, called irresponsible, disrespectful, and all sorts of other things. Some people have nothing but pure jealousy and/or contempt for their children that they perceive to be taking things away from them every second of every day - their youth, their money, their freedom, etc.
Do you think “he’s just bitching but the supported him.” I wasn’t given a place to live. I wasn’t given money for school. These people aren’t poor. They’re upper middle class at best and lower middle class at worst. My father bought me a car, but not my shit eating mother or step father. And he actually IS poor. I DID have a college fund as a young child, but guess who spent it on furniture for her new husband? Oh, he’s the guy she was fucking that caused the divorce between her and my dad, BTW.