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i have a small farm but the only meat i've harvested at this point is chickens and rabbits which i kill by cervical dislocation

i would like to try some larger animals and was wondering if i should buy a pneumatic bolt gun or if just a 12 gauge is fine

>> No.15647160

Meatcuck

>> No.15647185
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15647185

learn from the best, anon

>> No.15647191

My grandpa just blasts their head off with a shotgun. Legal? Idk, but it's painfree and instant

>> No.15647210

How does it use its rifles? A goat is obviously not able to pull the trigger on a rifle that's strapped on its sides.

>> No.15647215
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>>15647150
I'd use legit gun of some sort.
You have to bleed them out either way and a bolt gun can fail or the animal can wake up quickly.

I've only slaughtered ducks so far, and due to their thick necks I knock them unconscious and then decapitate. Id actually prefer to shoot rabbits if I raised them for meat since just handling them stresses them out.

>> No.15647220

>>15647210
it's called a visual deterrent

>> No.15647223

>>15647150
use a bolt gun like sensible people

>> No.15647226

>>15647150
A .410 would make a lot less mess.

>> No.15647233

>>15647215
i'm a bit of a rabbitfag so mine are pretty friendly

>> No.15647236

>>15647220
Only a fool would run away from an armed goat.

>> No.15647261

>>15647236
it will distract you long enough for the farmer and his great pyrenees' to catch up tho

>> No.15647275

>>15647210
It's a telekinetic goat.
The farmer didn't strap those rifles to it, it strapped them to itself.

>> No.15648099

>>15647236
>friend has goats
>friend is manlet
>their heads are directly at the height of his nuts
he sidles around them a lot and unironically bought a cup to wear so he won't get nutchecked anymore

>> No.15648125

>>15647150
.22
A 12g sounds messy

>> No.15648148

>>15647191
Based grandpa

>> No.15648161

>>15647150
try cervixal dislocation on the larger animals

>> No.15648169

>>15647150
you should "cervically dislocate" yourself for harming innocent animals you fucking freak

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>>15648161
>>15648169
Why would you post the same thing twice? Is it because you wish someone would cervically dislocate you? I mean, here's a device if you wanna D.I.Y

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>>15648203
also learn how to read you dumb fucking anime tranny