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Cooking GORE thread

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Anyone have the video of the girl trying to break open a coconut with a knife and a rolling pin?

>> No.15647023

this is disgusting post more

>> No.15647247

Fuck, I know the one you're talking about but I didn't save it.

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here's the worst video i've ever seen in my life

>> No.15647801

What the ever loving fuck is wrong with this person? Parkinsons?

>> No.15647806

Nothing wrong with this. Literally poached egg with vinegar. You faggots are a bunch of prudes

>> No.15647837

What's wrong about this? Raw ground beef is fine as long as it's clean.

>> No.15647858

Fucking mongoloid
cook your fucking food

>> No.15647884

Shit taste, you have been filtered

>> No.15647949

It's not beef.

>> No.15647971

Britbongs literally think there is nothing wrong with this video


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Kay Thread? Let's fucking go.

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>> No.15648008

t. Kay

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>> No.15648021

lmao, what the fuck are you doing on ck you pleb

>> No.15648035

It gets better as you watch. That's a nonstick pan he's using but you can't tell because all of the coating has been scraped off the bottom. You can still see it on the sides. It's too much effort to be anything other than real

>> No.15648044

as long as you don't make ground meat yourself from meat that you 100% know is clean it's fine, otherwise you have only yourself to blame for getting sick with a parasite for not cooking it through

>> No.15648047

i dont think any of us thought that jack was pretending

>> No.15648051

my god

>> No.15648078

thats Kay, not Jack

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>seasons fritos

>> No.15648216

oops i thought it was a different webm my bad dawg

>> No.15648259

Wow... That look on her face at the end like she's so proud she cut the carrot.

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>> No.15648322

neck yourself

>> No.15648328

have u ever poached an egg before u oaf

>> No.15648465

lol no problem man. theres a few tells there that its Kay:
>the signature camera angle
>lack of copious and disgusting Italian arm hair
>lack of copious and disgusting Italian rings
>somehow more masculine forearms, even pre-stroke Jack

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>> No.15648779

It's not just any gril, it's Tammy

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I love shit like this. The anticipation of the horror is better than the real thing.

Turns out you actually can go wrong with a nice stew
Fucking hell

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No it's not.

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>> No.15648858

My mistake, I was thinking of >>15648833

>> No.15648882

i see blood

>> No.15648961

Thank you anon

>> No.15648962

Holy shit, she comes close

>> No.15649023

Am I just weird for knowing it's Kay because I know what her stovetop looks like?

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Americans actually eat this shit. Plebians with shit food "culture"

>> No.15649200

why did he do it

>> No.15649203

poorshit ones do, what type of cheese do poorshit otherworlders eat? no cheese

>> No.15649210

Canada deserves some of the blame because a Canadian invented it

>> No.15649230

poured out over the pot's handle

>> No.15649261

woman moment

>> No.15649268

Nothing wrong with those on a burger anon

>> No.15649283

mexicans do this all the time but with lard. not that bad

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>> No.15649296

holy shit how does she do it. I love this woman

>> No.15649298

kraft singles great for:
english muffin breakfast sandwiches
smash burgers
cheese sauce for pretzels

>> No.15649325

What a fucking mug. 15 yeas ago he got on his high horse, just to ride it to arrive at this point.

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>> No.15649351

Does anyone else genuinely feel bad for these people who cant even cook a hamburger properly? That's something you learn to do in your mid teenage years helping to cook food for the family cook out or grilling out with friends. These people never had that basic experience and I have a certain level of sympathy for that.

>> No.15649371

>cuts open the face of the frito bag rather than the top
Too stupid to live.

>> No.15649454

There is literally no excuse in the information age to be this fucking stupid. There are probably millions of hours of instructional cooking videos on youtube alone.

>> No.15649477

filtered eurotrash

>> No.15649490

troll or retard?
>wanting to eat a raw burger
>no lettuce
>thick ass slice of tomatoed
>unmelted provolone

>> No.15649495


what a fucking RETATRD!

>> No.15650009

>eats actual trash infused with gmos corn syrup and God knows what
>calls others trash
American awareness (or lack thereof) never disappoints.

>> No.15650402

Mexicans are sort of like Americans but browner and fatter

>> No.15650461

They say a decadent society is marked by both conspicuous consumption and conspicuous waste.
I've never been able to figure out which of those two these threads are supposed to showcase.

>> No.15650858

He's baiting you, stupid.

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>> No.15651641

These are all fine

>> No.15651669

Carnitas are slowly cooked in lard

>> No.15651688

Based, imagine buying a fucking unitasker can opener

>> No.15651703

I know youre baiting, but.. here are the ingredients. Literally nothing nefarious in there

>> No.15651820


All that and flipping the burgers TOWARD him

>> No.15651851

no one is fatter than americans

>> No.15652293

>coating has been scraped off the bottom
is that bad

>> No.15652294

uma delicia

>> No.15652308

What`s wrong with this?

>> No.15652343

sir/ma'm/x this is a GORE thread not a PORN thread

>> No.15652354

And this is why people with this INT level should just buy all of their fucking food

>> No.15652366

i had to stop this, absolutely cannot watch it

>> No.15652452

Only thing wrong with this is sprinkling fucking raw flour on top like a retard. Pd "artisan" horseshit to make poorfags pay extra

>> No.15652494

The flour isn't in the cuts so it was added before baking, so it's at least toasted flour.

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this fucking guy lost it

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>> No.15652784

>implying anything Ja/ck/ makes is hygienic

>> No.15653019

She doesn't look proud to me. She looks embarrassed and relieved.

>> No.15653075

This is worse than any /gif/ gore/rekt thread. Good job.

>> No.15653109

I dont get it

>> No.15653138

The midwest was a mistake

>> No.15653161

someone post marie cutting the onion

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>> No.15653181

>trash infused with gmos
Confirmed retard. Have a nice day of licking windows!

>> No.15653183

people are hating on this(fairly) but he probably got a lot of fucking money for this. also I know for a fact at least half this board would eat three of those in a sitting.

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>> No.15653189

that's not garlic bread

>> No.15653192

Being paid a lot of money for it only makes him more of a fucking hooker

>> No.15653240

Kay is the fucking GOAT, she's also /pol/tier according to the normies who ree about her on facebook and reddit

These actually made my balls go back into my body

who the fuck is this retard lmao

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I feel deeply uneasy anytime I see my girlfriend pick up my knife. Just get out.

You get to keep your fingers and eat my food.

>> No.15653372

only way to get essential teflon into your diet

>> No.15653479

Yes, it is

>> No.15653480

>he doesn't know
Mexicans are deep fried americans

>> No.15653507

Who is this woman? Does she post on youtube or something? How can one be so.. terrible at cooking. Just, fucking common sense, or watch a single how to with half these.. fuck.

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>Don't handle the meat too much bro!!!

>> No.15653575

The french do it. Confit.

>> No.15653610

he doubled the pattys, just like that

>> No.15653653

>pancake batter
>in cold oil
how has she not died of a heart attack?

>> No.15653837

>who the fuck is this retard
It's Marie. She made two amazing Italian cooking videos which would have been lost to time if someone hadn't archived them for posterity on youtube. She is so inept and has such backward and disgusting ideas on cooking that I'm still not sure if her videos weren't just exceedingly well-done parodies.

>> No.15653843

Jesus fucking christ is she Jack's cousin

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>> No.15653871

are those supposed to be patties??

>> No.15653928

what is this from? seen it a billion times but never bothered to ask

>> No.15653941

its funny cause I know the reason hes doing it is cause its a famous prison dish - frito chili. but without context he just looks like an absolute retard

>> No.15654052

Actually tried the hot oil thing on some homemade tomato sauce. (Not the canned shit she uses) added real spices. It made an amazingly good difference. Sauce thickened and hung together well, had to dip through the oil to get at the sauce, but was very good. Did not use the canola oil either Ugh....

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>> No.15654230

he did this is a joke, right? even by his own retarded standards he wouldn't serve it in the bag, he'd spread it out on a plate and charge $40 for it

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>> No.15654284

that's Kay, you mong

>> No.15654294

i love how she's always cooking on max heat, but when she's supposed to start with a hot pan she starts in a cold one, epic gamer moment

>> No.15654311

why do normies never fucking sharpen their knives? using dull ass knives like this is how you cut yourself

>> No.15654348

It's amazing hoe fashion choices can so easily give away a tranny
They never dress like actual women, they dress like how they imagine women are supposed to dress

>> No.15654397

its amazing hoe no one cares

>> No.15654398

thank god that knife is dull af
probably wouldn't even cut her if she hit herself
I went to my grandmother's house and used one of the ceramic knives that she keeps unguarded in the drawer and i found out that she used it without a cutting board on her granite countertop. I literally couldn't cut myself with it it was so dull. im not quite sure whether or not to get her a new sharp knife, is it better to have her be safe with a dull knife or get her a new one and risk her slice open her hand?

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>> No.15654416

screwing around with dull knives is how you cut yourself, you slip off what you're trying to cut and stab or slice yourself. sharp knives are a lot safer if you use non retarded cutting technique

>> No.15654523

that's some bizarre roundabout logic

>> No.15654545

This is exactly how I lost the end of my thumb when I was a retarded 1st time out of the house freshman making babby's first meals.

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>> No.15654553

it really isnt and just shows you have zero experience working with actual sharp knives

>> No.15654561

5 days, wouldnt it rot?

>> No.15654566

lurk moar faggot

>> No.15654589

I've cut myself on more sharp knives than dull knives
If you're retarded any knife can be dangerous but it's not like sharp knives are safer than dull knives

>> No.15654700

wtf that's going to taste vile

>> No.15654723

a true classi/ck/
What about her tomato sauce recipe that was 90% oil?

>> No.15654746

>please i need to talk about trannies trannies trannies trannies please let me talk about them some more
no one cares

>> No.15654755

>fridge marinating

>> No.15654801

that's not so bad, she wants to make a blooming oni-oh no

>> No.15654809

For what purpose? Just crack it like a normal human being?

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>> No.15654877

Going to diarrhea in a Frito's bag, sprinkle some frito's on top and tag Gordon on twitter

>> No.15654934

That just gets even more pieces of shell in the bowl, specially if you drag your hands like the retarded mongoloid that you are

>> No.15654951

>They never dress like actual women
you mean a dumpy sweater and jeans/yoga pants with flip flops?

>> No.15655030

how is it "rents free" when its the topic of the thread retard?

>> No.15655047

>30 second held shot on their face
>huh it's amazing how trannies give themselves away with their footwear

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I wasn't sure from just the face, there are plenty of mannish-looking men. But once I saw the clothes and the bone structure under the clothes I was sure

Exactly. Women can dress like trash and still look cute and effeminate. Meanwhile trannies have to put together some carefully manufactured feminine indicators to make themselves into a parody of femininity


>> No.15655082

Slow-cooked pork, they add spices, and sources of sugar (like orange juice but I've heard of mongoloids using coke). They are just Mexican Pork Confit
But I am sure as hell that she ain't making confit

>> No.15655096

both of those are trannies btw

>> No.15655119

>Women can dress like trash and still look cute and effeminate.
i don't think being lazy or dressing badly is cute or feminine

at least the tranny put effort into his appearance, regardless whether he looks cute or not

>> No.15655124

English majors have such nice ways of writing

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>> No.15655144

It’s literally cheese blended with milk for a softer taste and greater meltability. You could make it at home

>> No.15655162

You could grow your own wheat and mill your own flour

>> No.15655163

>5 days
Jesus do they just give anybody a Twitter account?

>> No.15655169

Playing it up for humour. It was on a livestream

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Moviebob is subhuman

>> No.15655188

That’s not the point. People here “processed” and think it’s some big chemical operation exclusive to industrial facilities. It’s not

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those are boiled eggs you retarded

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>> No.15655468

It's easier to cut yourself with a sharp knife, but dull knife cuts, while less common, are nasty. Think about the difference between a clean cut that you can plaster back together and if you happened to gouge yourself with a spoon.

>t. worked in an ER

>> No.15655546

i know what you mean but these were literally butter knives at this point

>> No.15655639

>anglo food
Has a Scot making some Meximutt shite.

>> No.15655640

I didn't think someone could make Eowen's stew look good but here we are

>> No.15655643

you can tel lstraight away it's kay with her new oven! well, old now...

>> No.15655650

anyone got the mexican one with the ladel full of corn on the doritos?

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>> No.15655698

>poaching an egg in a pan

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>> No.15655716

raw ground beef is fine if you know what's in it if you pick that shit up from a supermarket you better cook that fucker through

>> No.15655729

me after a heavy night of drinking

>> No.15655748

porched eggs

>> No.15655767

Underrated Kay
The fucking teaspoon the spice over before just dumping it

>> No.15655774

cooking with kay

>> No.15655784

solid bait

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>> No.15655807

you need to rename it to gore

>> No.15655817

i mean, a man in a dress is a man in a dress. the whole thing of being a tranny is the "fashion choice"

>> No.15655819

I'm not autistic so not going to buy sodium citrate

>> No.15655840

egg mayo. is boiled.

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You guys really liked this, but this is not the best brazilian gore food ever. That goes for "sanduíche de buceta". You can find it at xvideos, I can't post it in a blue board.

>> No.15655855

What the fuck even is this?

>> No.15655861

chicken a la auswitz

>> No.15655874

It's why fat people shouldn't be allowed to cook food

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>> No.15657606

Are you fucking stupid?

>> No.15657615

somethings not adding up...

>> No.15657626

You know very well it isnt

>> No.15657630

>sits in extremely salty and acidic liquid for 5 days

Its going to be fucking pickled

>> No.15657636

post the one where the brazillian shitter cooks pizza in the oven that is burning garbage

>> No.15657641

Considering this is COTA, I'm away it's a promo before the US GP showing the most texas food possible.

>> No.15657659

Dios mio...

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>not just using a normal eggcutter instead mushing it like a moron
The gone to her brain or something

>> No.15657881

She is British you fucking retard

>> No.15657921

and not only for cooking.

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>> No.15657935

yeast infections have a unique flavour

>> No.15658004

I like how I had to look up how to open a coconut, but I know damn well it's not like this.

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>> No.15658016

Weird. She's kind of a cutie, though.

>> No.15658023

for me its the 1000 PSI of pushing on top of the burger

>> No.15658032

classic female "its my very own recipe" type knife skills

>> No.15658811

whats with your obsession with trannies? why do have to talk about them in every thread?

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Some blessed anon actually saved her two videos before they were deleted.

>> No.15658845

it would take a ton more time to clean either properly than just slicing it yoruself

>> No.15659069

anyone have one of those with avocado with an egg? preferably bacon and/or cheese involved too

>> No.15659076

I have an eggslicer that I use regularly. It takes seconds to clean under the hot tap with a dishwashingbrush and I get perfectly even egglslices.
Since openfaced sangewedges are the norm where I live, we do value that kind of even cut more than you would for something that will be obscured by a second slices of bread anyway.

>> No.15659185

They refuse to tell us ;____;

>> No.15659318

Damn I thought this was some kind of low quality turkey

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>> No.15659824

Posting Kay is cheating

>> No.15659885

>american 'bread"

>> No.15659917

kill the cameraman, goddamn

>> No.15659939

as soon as the capsicum went in I knew it had to be that obese mutt

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>> No.15659990

does anyone know the video? I remember he pinned a comment where he tries to justify why he did this, something about the bowl's shape or something.

>> No.15660046

i think it's binging with babish basics with babish chili con carne

>> No.15660064

nvm that was apparently not it

>> No.15660099

I get that people like Kay and Jack are total fucking failures to begin with, but how do they both get a goddamn corn dog so fucking wrong?

>> No.15660181

As long as it's ground sirloin, not an issue

>> No.15660199

even if it's safe for consumption, the burger looks cold inside, the cheese is not melted, the tomato is big as fuck and what irks me the most, the knife is so dull it squishes the burger like mad before cutting

>> No.15660315

your eyes are thermometers?

>> No.15660328

No, but I worked in a restaurant and I love eating meat, enough that I can give a good estimate.
Furthermore, the fact that the cheese did not melt on the actually cooked part of the patty indicates that this part is cold. If the exterior is cold, it's almost certain that the interior is.

>> No.15660502

dont forget to wash your ground beef

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>> No.15660635

Kay needs to be stopped

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>cheese product
Pic related

LMAO, literally SEETHING yanktards.

>> No.15660695

Why are euros so terrified of this shit? American cheese is simply a blend of cheese with an emulsifier added so that it melts easily.

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>> No.15661781

What the fuck is taco seasoning?

>> No.15661805

Probably cumin and some other stuff. Cumin gives that classic taco flavour.

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>> No.15661826

Always funny

>> No.15661833

>Cumin gives that classic taco flavour.
American taco flavour perhaps.

>> No.15661919

>this will end at the hospital

>> No.15661992

Do you have the one with Jack and the oil is cold?

>> No.15662026

Apparently Mexico is one of the biggest growing countries of cumin, so I assume they use it too.

>> No.15662082

>so I assume they use it too
Yes but it's not something that I would describe as a "classic taco flavour".
To begin with, "taco flavor" is a dumb way to describe something because we have HUNDREDS of taco varieties that taste different from each other. Add to that the different sauces and you get many more flavour combinations.

>> No.15662145

Raw ground beef isn't fine. Because it's grinded up there's airflow throughout the whole mass and bacteria can grow in the middle, unlike a steak. If you get that shit from a supermarket, you really should just cook it all the way through, or at least to medium.

>> No.15662155

do americans REALLY?

>> No.15662206

Water or low heat oil?

>> No.15662376

It's crazy to me that someone literally chars the entire outside of a bird and then thinks to themselves, "yeah this is correct."

>> No.15662408

I agree about the eggcutter (especially since it only cuts in one dimension anyway), but the cooling rack idea is good. Pushing it through the rack is supremely easy, very quick and gives you excellent uniformity. Cleanup is just a rinse and wipe under hot water; no different than cleaning your knife and cutting board.

>> No.15662437

Ok chud

>> No.15662949

so they dont seem to post many pics and seem a bit annoying


>> No.15662995

>not burning your food is right-wing
You libtards are a contentious people.

>> No.15663013

that's jack's entire video library

>> No.15663186

its a fucking pepper you twat

>> No.15663290

lmao i know where this is from

>> No.15663607

why is it so wet wtf

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>> No.15663753

It's infuriating how inept he is at literally everything.

>> No.15663797

Doctor, I put a knife in a coconut.

>> No.15663933
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>Marie's recipes.

>> No.15663989

It's not a corndog

>> No.15664041

They graduated from Stoneage Cooking School.

>> No.15664075

Is it from the Yogscast Jingle Jam 2019?

Btw, 90% of the yogscast femoids lack any useful skills, have near zero interest in playing games, are poor entertainers and have to wear inches of makeup to not drive away viewers. Only exception is bouph, who also likes taking care of her cock. Honourable mention to Zoey as well, who also took care of her cock.

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>> No.15664157

Retards can't appreciate a based way to make egg salad

>> No.15664201

its one of the lasagna ones

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>> No.15664566

>Long lastig shelf life
Like real cheese?
Obsessed with Eurogods at every turn

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>long lasting shelf life cheese

>> No.15664667

They could have waited a while to add cheese but I see what you mean

>> No.15664797

I need to see more of her please link them

>> No.15664804

haaaai peeeephol

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why are you obsessed with america

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>> No.15665489

>americans really think real cheese spoils after a few days

>> No.15665678

LMFAO cope harder, tranny. This """"""pie" has nothing to do with mexican food,


>> No.15665726

just when I was thinking she didn't use enough heat. Problem solved.

>> No.15665743

As far as I'm aware the whole frito pie is a thing in texas so i don't think he was joking.

>> No.15665759

or the pull apart on the other side of the bag...

>> No.15665764

what's the name of his youtube channel

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Sorry, I thought you could just find the other video on the same channel. I guess you can't when they're unlisted.
I just really fucking wish someone had preserved that Flip carbonara video as well.
Tears in the rain.


>> No.15665802

holy shit your both retarded mongs and wrong. Fake cheese is cheese and it melts better than any thing else you europoors and you invented blue cheese, a long shelf life cheese holy fuck kindly do the succicide

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Cooking with Jack

>> No.15665852

Mexibros, the gringos are humiliating us by making our shit food better than we do!
How do we stop them?!

>> No.15665937

This! we need to import more meximutts and let them fuck our wives.

>> No.15666121

there was stint in the 50s or 60s where jello companies tried to convince americans to just put their shit in jello and eat it. some people evidently thought that was a good idea actually and continue to make food that way.

>> No.15666169

All I have to say is Im glad I finished eating before watching any of these

>> No.15666208

I miss her channel so fucking much bros

>> No.15666258

why wouldn't you talk about it when someone is posting a tranny in a video?

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>> No.15666457

i lul'd

here's your (you) anon

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Hello anon

>> No.15666485

she's a troll you fucking idiots

>> No.15666526

I wonder if that anon still lurks here. Or even if he's still alive, given his eating habits.

>> No.15666655

>holding the knife by the blade
This has to be a toy knife. I refuse to believe anyone could actually be this retarded.

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>> No.15666819

he managed to do everything wrong im so shocked

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>> No.15666955

God I love her thank you. I wonder what's wrong with her something seems mentally off.

>> No.15667161

If you clean and sanitize your sink I see nothing wrong with this

>> No.15667624

You'd have to do that twice. How about just using a mixing bowl instead?

>> No.15667693

Frito pies are fine. He cut the face of the bag for easier access on a plate, which is a meme but is fine in practice. It's just chili and fritos.

>> No.15667708

>he's never done hand tacos

>> No.15667711

So did Jack ever get back his arm post stroke?

>> No.15667718

good webm, bro

>> No.15667743

shut up you stinky mexican

>> No.15667841

he's probably too lazy and dumb to get physical therapy

>> No.15667870

How is the sink any more cleaning?

>> No.15668019

You have to clean it before you put the chicken in so you don't contaminate the food, then again when you're done with it so you don't contaminate the stuff you wash in it later.

>> No.15668053

Do you use a dirty bowl, or do you clean it before and after as well?

>> No.15668177

My bowls are already cleaned, aren't yours?

>> No.15668228

I bet he's the kind of slob keeping dirty dishes in the sink and only cleaning what he needs

>> No.15668438

Those are breadcrumbs.

>> No.15668464

Bag...nice and hot.

>> No.15668478


Frito pie is a Texan (ie. c*ntinental) invention.

>> No.15668511

its often undercooked on the inside when its that charred on the outside as well. Its either undercooked from the temp being too high for not long enough or its dry as a bone

>> No.15668570

They still do, in Utah, more jello consumed per capita by the good Mormons than anywhere in the world, lime jello is the number one seller among the Latter Day Saints, official state snack of Utah.
The great thing about Jell-O, jews and muslim won't (can't) eat it, non-kosher and non-halal

>> No.15668834

>I just really fucking wish someone had preserved that Flip carbonara video as well.
I keep hoping someone has it but I know it's lost forever.

>> No.15669092

Now i see why Brazilians are so skinny.

>> No.15669176

>tosses dough in the air
>rips a hole in it

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