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Cooking GORE thread
Anyone have the video of the girl trying to break open a coconut with a knife and a rolling pin?
>>15646949>>15646951>>15646952>>15646956>>15646961>>15646968this is disgusting post more
>>15646968Fuck, I know the one you're talking about but I didn't save it.
here's the worst video i've ever seen in my life
>>15646952What the ever loving fuck is wrong with this person? Parkinsons?
>>15646956Nothing wrong with this. Literally poached egg with vinegar. You faggots are a bunch of prudes
>>15646968What's wrong about this? Raw ground beef is fine as long as it's clean.
>>15647837Fucking mongoloid cook your fucking food
>>15647858Shit taste, you have been filtered
>>15647837It's not beef.
>>15647806Britbongs literally think there is nothing wrong with this videoIncredible
Kay Thread? Let's fucking go.
>>15647806lmao, what the fuck are you doing on ck you pleb
>>15646949It gets better as you watch. That's a nonstick pan he's using but you can't tell because all of the coating has been scraped off the bottom. You can still see it on the sides. It's too much effort to be anything other than real
>>15647837as long as you don't make ground meat yourself from meat that you 100% know is clean it's fine, otherwise you have only yourself to blame for getting sick with a parasite for not cooking it through
>>15648035i dont think any of us thought that jack was pretending
>>15648035>>15648047thats Kay, not Jack
>>15648078oops i thought it was a different webm my bad dawg
>>15646952Wow... That look on her face at the end like she's so proud she cut the carrot.
>>15647806have u ever poached an egg before u oaf
>>15648216lol no problem man. theres a few tells there that its Kay:>the signature camera angle>lack of copious and disgusting Italian arm hair>lack of copious and disgusting Italian rings>somehow more masculine forearms, even pre-stroke Jack
>>15646968It's not just any gril, it's Tammy
>>15646952I love shit like this. The anticipation of the horror is better than the real thing.>>15647983Turns out you actually can go wrong with a nice stewFucking hell
>>15648779No it's not.
>>15648838My mistake, I was thinking of >>15648833
>>15648838i see blood
>>15648838Thank you anon
>>15648833Holy shit, she comes close
>>15648465Am I just weird for knowing it's Kay because I know what her stovetop looks like?
>>15646949Americans actually eat this shit. Plebians with shit food "culture"
>>15646951why did he do it
>>15649186poorshit ones do, what type of cheese do poorshit otherworlders eat? no cheese
>>15649186Canada deserves some of the blame because a Canadian invented it
>>15649200poured out over the pot's handle
>>15649186Nothing wrong with those on a burger anon
>>15647788mexicans do this all the time but with lard. not that bad
>>15647983holy shit how does she do it. I love this woman
>>15649186kraft singles great for:english muffin breakfast sandwichessmash burgerscheese sauce for pretzels
>>15647772What a fucking mug. 15 yeas ago he got on his high horse, just to ride it to arrive at this point.
Does anyone else genuinely feel bad for these people who cant even cook a hamburger properly? That's something you learn to do in your mid teenage years helping to cook food for the family cook out or grilling out with friends. These people never had that basic experience and I have a certain level of sympathy for that.
>>15647772>cuts open the face of the frito bag rather than the topToo stupid to live.
>>15649351There is literally no excuse in the information age to be this fucking stupid. There are probably millions of hours of instructional cooking videos on youtube alone.
>>15647837troll or retard?>wanting to eat a raw burger>no lettuce>thick ass slice of tomatoed>unmelted provolone
>>15646949what a fucking RETATRD!
>>15649477>eats actual trash infused with gmos corn syrup and God knows what>calls others trashAmerican awareness (or lack thereof) never disappoints.
>>15649334>Elaborate.Mexicans are sort of like Americans but browner and fatter
>>15646949They say a decadent society is marked by both conspicuous consumption and conspicuous waste.I've never been able to figure out which of those two these threads are supposed to showcase.
>>15649334He's baiting you, stupid.
>>15649288>>15647788>>15647983These are all fine
>>15649334Carnitas are slowly cooked in lard
>>15648844Based, imagine buying a fucking unitasker can opener
>>15650009I know youre baiting, but.. here are the ingredients. Literally nothing nefarious in there
>>15646949All that and flipping the burgers TOWARD him
>>15650402no one is fatter than americans
>>15648035>coating has been scraped off the bottomis that bad
>>15650867What`s wrong with this?
>>15650867sir/ma'm/x this is a GORE thread not a PORN thread
>>15648017And this is why people with this INT level should just buy all of their fucking food
>>15648833i had to stop this, absolutely cannot watch it
>>15650867Only thing wrong with this is sprinkling fucking raw flour on top like a retard. Pd "artisan" horseshit to make poorfags pay extra
>>15652452The flour isn't in the cuts so it was added before baking, so it's at least toasted flour.
>>15647772this fucking guy lost it
>>15647837>implying anything Ja/ck/ makes is hygienic
>>15648259She doesn't look proud to me. She looks embarrassed and relieved.
>>15646949This is worse than any /gif/ gore/rekt thread. Good job.
>>15646968I dont get it
>>15647990The midwest was a mistake
>>15648833someone post marie cutting the onion
>>15649288THAT BACON ISNT FUCKING COOKED YOU RETARDED BAG OF HOLES
>>15650009>trash infused with gmosConfirmed retard. Have a nice day of licking windows!
>>15647772people are hating on this(fairly) but he probably got a lot of fucking money for this. also I know for a fact at least half this board would eat three of those in a sitting.
>>15648017that's not garlic bread
>>15653183Being paid a lot of money for it only makes him more of a fucking hooker
>>15648035>>15648078>>15648465Kay is the fucking GOAT, she's also /pol/tier according to the normies who ree about her on facebook and reddit>>15648833>>15648838>>15648844These actually made my balls go back into my body>>15653188who the fuck is this retard lmao
>>15646952I feel deeply uneasy anytime I see my girlfriend pick up my knife. Just get out.You get to keep your fingers and eat my food.
>>15652293only way to get essential teflon into your diet
>>15653169Yes, it is
>>15651851>he doesn't knowMexicans are deep fried americans
>>15647990>>15647983>>15647978Who is this woman? Does she post on youtube or something? How can one be so.. terrible at cooking. Just, fucking common sense, or watch a single how to with half these.. fuck.
>>15646949>Don't handle the meat too much bro!!!
>>15649334The french do it. Confit.
>>15646949he doubled the pattys, just like that
>>15646961>pancake batter>in cold oilhow has she not died of a heart attack?
>>15653240>who the fuck is this retardIt's Marie. She made two amazing Italian cooking videos which would have been lost to time if someone hadn't archived them for posterity on youtube. She is so inept and has such backward and disgusting ideas on cooking that I'm still not sure if her videos weren't just exceedingly well-done parodies.
>>15646952Jesus fucking christ is she Jack's cousin
>>15646949are those supposed to be patties??
>>15648838>>15648844what is this from? seen it a billion times but never bothered to ask
>>15647772its funny cause I know the reason hes doing it is cause its a famous prison dish - frito chili. but without context he just looks like an absolute retard
>>15653837Actually tried the hot oil thing on some homemade tomato sauce. (Not the canned shit she uses) added real spices. It made an amazingly good difference. Sauce thickened and hung together well, had to dip through the oil to get at the sauce, but was very good. Did not use the canola oil either Ugh....
>>15647772he did this is a joke, right? even by his own retarded standards he wouldn't serve it in the bag, he'd spread it out on a plate and charge $40 for it
>>15646956SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>15651820>himthat's Kay, you mong
>>15646961i love how she's always cooking on max heat, but when she's supposed to start with a hot pan she starts in a cold one, epic gamer moment
>>15648833why do normies never fucking sharpen their knives? using dull ass knives like this is how you cut yourself
>>15649288It's amazing hoe fashion choices can so easily give away a trannyThey never dress like actual women, they dress like how they imagine women are supposed to dress
>>15654348its amazing hoe no one cares
>>15653188thank god that knife is dull af probably wouldn't even cut her if she hit herselfI went to my grandmother's house and used one of the ceramic knives that she keeps unguarded in the drawer and i found out that she used it without a cutting board on her granite countertop. I literally couldn't cut myself with it it was so dull. im not quite sure whether or not to get her a new sharp knife, is it better to have her be safe with a dull knife or get her a new one and risk her slice open her hand?
>>15654398screwing around with dull knives is how you cut yourself, you slip off what you're trying to cut and stab or slice yourself. sharp knives are a lot safer if you use non retarded cutting technique
>>15654416that's some bizarre roundabout logic
>>15646952This is exactly how I lost the end of my thumb when I was a retarded 1st time out of the house freshman making babby's first meals.
>>15654523it really isnt and just shows you have zero experience working with actual sharp knives
>>156538635 days, wouldnt it rot?
>>15653507lurk moar faggot
>>15654553I've cut myself on more sharp knives than dull knives If you're retarded any knife can be dangerous but it's not like sharp knives are safer than dull knives
>>15653863wtf that's going to taste vile
>>15653188a true classi/ck/ What about her tomato sauce recipe that was 90% oil?
>>15654403>please i need to talk about trannies trannies trannies trannies please let me talk about them some more no one cares
>>15653188that's not so bad, she wants to make a blooming oni-oh no
>>15654136For what purpose? Just crack it like a normal human being?
>>15647772>WHY YES THESE FRITOS NEED MORE SALT HOW COULD YOU TELL?
>>15649186R E N T F R E EENTFREEyurotrashcuck
>>15647772Going to diarrhea in a Frito's bag, sprinkle some frito's on top and tag Gordon on twitter
>>15654136That just gets even more pieces of shell in the bowl, specially if you drag your hands like the retarded mongoloid that you are
>>15654348>They never dress like actual womenyou mean a dumpy sweater and jeans/yoga pants with flip flops?
>>15654864how is it "rents free" when its the topic of the thread retard?
>>15654348>30 second held shot on their face>huh it's amazing how trannies give themselves away with their footwear
>>15655047I wasn't sure from just the face, there are plenty of mannish-looking men. But once I saw the clothes and the bone structure under the clothes I was sure>>15654951Exactly. Women can dress like trash and still look cute and effeminate. Meanwhile trannies have to put together some carefully manufactured feminine indicators to make themselves into a parody of femininity >>15654746dilate
>>15649334>>15649283Slow-cooked pork, they add spices, and sources of sugar (like orange juice but I've heard of mongoloids using coke). They are just Mexican Pork Confit But I am sure as hell that she ain't making confit
>>15655076both of those are trannies btw
>>15655076>Women can dress like trash and still look cute and effeminate. i don't think being lazy or dressing badly is cute or feminineat least the tranny put effort into his appearance, regardless whether he looks cute or not
>>15655076English majors have such nice ways of writing
>>15649186It’s literally cheese blended with milk for a softer taste and greater meltability. You could make it at home
>>15655144You could grow your own wheat and mill your own flour
>>15653863>5 days Jesus do they just give anybody a Twitter account?
>>15647801Playing it up for humour. It was on a livestream
>>15653863>>15655163Moviebob is subhuman
>>15655162That’s not the point. People here “processed” and think it’s some big chemical operation exclusive to industrial facilities. It’s not
>>15654934those are boiled eggs you retarded
>>15649288GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAUCE I KEEP ASKING AND YOU WONT SAY
>>15654589>>15654553It's easier to cut yourself with a sharp knife, but dull knife cuts, while less common, are nasty. Think about the difference between a clean cut that you can plaster back together and if you happened to gouge yourself with a spoon.>t. worked in an ER
>>15654416i know what you mean but these were literally butter knives at this point
>>15647772>anglo foodHas a Scot making some Meximutt shite.
>>15647983I didn't think someone could make Eowen's stew look good but here we are
>>15646949you can tel lstraight away it's kay with her new oven! well, old now...
anyone got the mexican one with the ladel full of corn on the doritos?
>>15647806>poaching an egg in a pan
>>15647837raw ground beef is fine if you know what's in it if you pick that shit up from a supermarket you better cook that fucker through
>>15646951me after a heavy night of drinking
>>15647990Underrated Kay The fucking teaspoon the spice over before just dumping it
>>15653507cooking with kay
>>15648833you need to rename it to gore
>>15654348i mean, a man in a dress is a man in a dress. the whole thing of being a tranny is the "fashion choice"
>>15655188I'm not autistic so not going to buy sodium citrate
>>15654809egg mayo. is boiled.
>>15655701You guys really liked this, but this is not the best brazilian gore food ever. That goes for "sanduíche de buceta". You can find it at xvideos, I can't post it in a blue board.
>>15655788What the fuck even is this?
>>15647998chicken a la auswitz
>>15655855It's why fat people shouldn't be allowed to cook food
>>15654934Are you fucking stupid?
>>15647998somethings not adding up...
>>15647837You know very well it isnt
>>15653863>sits in extremely salty and acidic liquid for 5 daysIts going to be fucking pickled
>>15655701post the one where the brazillian shitter cooks pizza in the oven that is burning garbage
>>15647772Considering this is COTA, I'm away it's a promo before the US GP showing the most texas food possible.
>>15654136>not just using a normal eggcutter instead mushing it like a moronThe gone to her brain or something
>>15653138She is British you fucking retard
>>15649454this.and not only for cooking.
>>15655842yeast infections have a unique flavour
>>15648838I like how I had to look up how to open a coconut, but I know damn well it's not like this.
>>15655842Weird. She's kind of a cutie, though.
>>15647837for me its the 1000 PSI of pushing on top of the burger
>>15648838classic female "its my very own recipe" type knife skills
>>15655076whats with your obsession with trannies? why do have to talk about them in every thread?
>>15654723Some blessed anon actually saved her two videos before they were deleted.https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I
>>15657866>>15654136it would take a ton more time to clean either properly than just slicing it yoruself
anyone have one of those with avocado with an egg? preferably bacon and/or cheese involved too
>>15658845I have an eggslicer that I use regularly. It takes seconds to clean under the hot tap with a dishwashingbrush and I get perfectly even egglslices. Since openfaced sangewedges are the norm where I live, we do value that kind of even cut more than you would for something that will be obscured by a second slices of bread anyway.
>>15658008They refuse to tell us ;____;
>>15648017Damn I thought this was some kind of low quality turkey
>>15646949Posting Kay is cheating
>>15655062kill the cameraman, goddamn
>>15655788as soon as the capsicum went in I knew it had to be that obese mutt
>>15646951does anyone know the video? I remember he pinned a comment where he tries to justify why he did this, something about the bowl's shape or something.
>>15659990i think it's binging with babish basics with babish chili con carne
>>15660046>>15659990nvm that was apparently not it
>>15659944I get that people like Kay and Jack are total fucking failures to begin with, but how do they both get a goddamn corn dog so fucking wrong?
>>15646968As long as it's ground sirloin, not an issue
>>15660181even if it's safe for consumption, the burger looks cold inside, the cheese is not melted, the tomato is big as fuck and what irks me the most, the knife is so dull it squishes the burger like mad before cutting
>>15660199your eyes are thermometers?
>>15660315No, but I worked in a restaurant and I love eating meat, enough that I can give a good estimate.Furthermore, the fact that the cheese did not melt on the actually cooked part of the patty indicates that this part is cold. If the exterior is cold, it's almost certain that the interior is.
>>15653188dont forget to wash your ground beef
>>15646949>>15646956>>15646961>>15647788>>15647978>>15647983>>15647990>>15647997>>15648017Kay needs to be stopped
>>15649186>cheese productPic related>>15649203>>15649477>>15653181>>15654864LMAO, literally SEETHING yanktards.
>>15649186Why are euros so terrified of this shit? American cheese is simply a blend of cheese with an emulsifier added so that it melts easily.
>>15653863What the fuck is taco seasoning?
>>15661781Probably cumin and some other stuff. Cumin gives that classic taco flavour.
>>15661805>Cumin gives that classic taco flavour.American taco flavour perhaps.
>>15648833>this will end at the hospital
>>15659944Do you have the one with Jack and the oil is cold?
>>15661833Apparently Mexico is one of the biggest growing countries of cumin, so I assume they use it too.
>>15662026>so I assume they use it tooYes but it's not something that I would describe as a "classic taco flavour".To begin with, "taco flavor" is a dumb way to describe something because we have HUNDREDS of taco varieties that taste different from each other. Add to that the different sauces and you get many more flavour combinations.
>>15647837Raw ground beef isn't fine. Because it's grinded up there's airflow throughout the whole mass and bacteria can grow in the middle, unlike a steak. If you get that shit from a supermarket, you really should just cook it all the way through, or at least to medium.
>>15647772do americans REALLY?
>>15646956Water or low heat oil?
>>15655170It's crazy to me that someone literally chars the entire outside of a bird and then thinks to themselves, "yeah this is correct."
>>15658845I agree about the eggcutter (especially since it only cuts in one dimension anyway), but the cooling rack idea is good. Pushing it through the rack is supremely easy, very quick and gives you excellent uniformity. Cleanup is just a rinse and wipe under hot water; no different than cleaning your knife and cutting board.
>>15659819so they dont seem to post many pics and seem a bit annoying disappoint
>>15662437>not burning your food is right-wingYou libtards are a contentious people.
>>15661992that's jack's entire video library
>>15659939>capsicumits a fucking pepper you twat
>>15646952lmao i know where this is from
>>15646949why is it so wet wtf
>>15663658It's infuriating how inept he is at literally everything.
>>15648838>>15648844Doctor, I put a knife in a coconut.
>>15660099It's not a corndog
>>15648838>>15648844They graduated from Stoneage Cooking School.
>>15663290Is it from the Yogscast Jingle Jam 2019?Btw, 90% of the yogscast femoids lack any useful skills, have near zero interest in playing games, are poor entertainers and have to wear inches of makeup to not drive away viewers. Only exception is bouph, who also likes taking care of her cock. Honourable mention to Zoey as well, who also took care of her cock.
>>15649186>AHHHHHH THE AMERICANS SLIGHTLY ALTERED THE CHEESE RECIPE AND PRODUCED A LONG LASTING SHELF STABLE PRODUCT I'M GOING INSANE
>>15654136Retards can't appreciate a based way to make egg salad
>>15659990its one of the lasagna ones
>>15664151>Long lastig shelf lifeLike real cheese?Obsessed with Eurogods at every turn
>>15664151>SLIGHTLY ALTERED THE CHEESE RECIPE AND PRODUCED A LONG LASTING SHELF STABLE PRODUCT>slightly >long lasting shelf life cheese
>>15660328They could have waited a while to add cheese but I see what you mean
>>15658843I need to see more of her please link them
>>15649186why are you obsessed with america
>>15664151>americans really think real cheese spoils after a few days
>>15655639LMFAO cope harder, tranny. This """"""pie" has nothing to do with mexican food,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9BtbzJk_8
>>15647983just when I was thinking she didn't use enough heat. Problem solved.
>>15654230As far as I'm aware the whole frito pie is a thing in texas so i don't think he was joking.
>>15649371or the pull apart on the other side of the bag...
>>15663658what's the name of his youtube channel
>>15664797Sorry, I thought you could just find the other video on the same channel. I guess you can't when they're unlisted. I just really fucking wish someone had preserved that Flip carbonara video as well. Tears in the rain.https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ
>>15664626>>15664151holy shit your both retarded mongs and wrong. Fake cheese is cheese and it melts better than any thing else you europoors and you invented blue cheese, a long shelf life cheese holy fuck kindly do the succicide
>>15665764Cooking with Jack
>>15665678Mexibros, the gringos are humiliating us by making our shit food better than we do!How do we stop them?!
>>15665852This! we need to import more meximutts and let them fuck our wives.
>>15655855there was stint in the 50s or 60s where jello companies tried to convince americans to just put their shit in jello and eat it. some people evidently thought that was a good idea actually and continue to make food that way.
All I have to say is Im glad I finished eating before watching any of these
>>15653188I miss her channel so fucking much bros
>>15658811why wouldn't you talk about it when someone is posting a tranny in a video?
>>15655861i lul'dhere's your (you) anon
>>15654294she's a troll you fucking idiots
>>15666438I wonder if that anon still lurks here. Or even if he's still alive, given his eating habits.
>>15648844>holding the knife by the bladeThis has to be a toy knife. I refuse to believe anyone could actually be this retarded.
>>15647772he managed to do everything wrong im so shocked
>>15665801God I love her thank you. I wonder what's wrong with her something seems mentally off.
>>15666742If you clean and sanitize your sink I see nothing wrong with this
>>15667161You'd have to do that twice. How about just using a mixing bowl instead?
>>15647772Frito pies are fine. He cut the face of the bag for easier access on a plate, which is a meme but is fine in practice. It's just chili and fritos.
>>15662155>he's never done hand tacos
So did Jack ever get back his arm post stroke?
>>15649288good webm, bro
>>15662082shut up you stinky mexican
>>15667711he's probably too lazy and dumb to get physical therapy
>>15667624How is the sink any more cleaning?
>>15667870You have to clean it before you put the chicken in so you don't contaminate the food, then again when you're done with it so you don't contaminate the stuff you wash in it later.
>>15668019Do you use a dirty bowl, or do you clean it before and after as well?
>>15668053My bowls are already cleaned, aren't yours?
>>15668177I bet he's the kind of slob keeping dirty dishes in the sink and only cleaning what he needs
>>15655767>spiceThose are breadcrumbs.
>>15647772Bag...nice and hot.
>>15647772>AngloFrito pie is a Texan (ie. c*ntinental) invention.
>>15662376its often undercooked on the inside when its that charred on the outside as well. Its either undercooked from the temp being too high for not long enough or its dry as a bone
>>15666121They still do, in Utah, more jello consumed per capita by the good Mormons than anywhere in the world, lime jello is the number one seller among the Latter Day Saints, official state snack of Utah.The great thing about Jell-O, jews and muslim won't (can't) eat it, non-kosher and non-halal
>>15665801>I just really fucking wish someone had preserved that Flip carbonara video as well. I keep hoping someone has it but I know it's lost forever.
>>15655701Now i see why Brazilians are so skinny.
>>15655701>tosses dough in the air>rips a hole in iterrytime