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15643079 No.15643079[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What do you guys order when going on dates with a new girl?

Normally I order steaks well done, but I figure it might be more sexually suggestive and manly if I order it rare and with a side of broccoli instead of french fries.

>> No.15643095

Sushi

>> No.15643097

>>15643079
>he doesn't realize they're using him for a free dinner
ngmi

>> No.15643109

I get something light like shrimp or oysters, a hummus platter or a salad and always three cocktails. Optimal sex having meal. Your meal is too heavy. If she’s already on a date with you stop worrying if you’re manly enough.

>> No.15643116

>>15643097
Why do I care? For the price of $160 I get a nice meal for myself, get to go out and get some nice service, and I get some cheap entertainment and eye candy in front of me.

>> No.15643121

>4th date
>bring a girl to a steak house
>order a couple of $70 32oz ribeyes
>a potato gratin as a side
>knock back a few whiskey sours
>bring her home
>she asks if I want to come up
>sit on the couch and kiss a little bit
>get up and absolutely fucking DESTROY her bathroom
Mission accomplished I'd say

>> No.15643122

>>15643079
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY HUMAN BEING WANT TO EAT A WELL DONE STEAK YOU ARE JUST CHEWING BURNT MEAT

>> No.15643133

>>15643121
ugh that reminds me
>eat some hole in the wall mexican restaurant on a date
>go back to her place
>chat for a bit, play some vidya the usual
>can feel a horrible burning in my gut
>ask for the toilet
>run to is and unload pounds of liquid steaming slush that should have been shit
>apparently it was a pissing only toilet
who the fuck makes toilets that are only designed for taking a piss? what the fuck

>> No.15643153

>>15643079
https://voca.ro/11TfvimiqhUr

>> No.15643163

>>15643079
Why would i go on dates? My sister's a great cook

>> No.15643166

>>15643116
literally get an escort/sugar baby/eat at a strip club and you'll save yourself money in the long run.

>> No.15643178

>>15643166
oh no how terrible... another working adult that lives with me and has sex with me while paying for half the bills and periodically sharing chores with me.
how terrible my life is... spending $3000 for aids is such a better prospect.

>> No.15643186

>>15643178
she's not going to move in with you and she will cease contact with you the moment she is out the restaurant door.
they're playing you for a fool and you're letting them walk all over you.

>> No.15643192
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15643192

you order these and suggestively eat them to show your pussy-eating prowess. Plus the selenium will make your cock rock-hard unless you sperg out, drink too much, and say "nigger" during dessert.

>> No.15643204

>>15643133
What girl has video games at her house? You sure it wasn’t a tranny? Literally never been to a girl’s house with video games.

>> No.15643216

>>15643121
based

>> No.15643222

>>15643204
I brought my switch with me dumbfuck. That's the entire point of having a switch.

My sister has video games at her house we play when I come over too.

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15643227

>>15643079

>> No.15643237

>>15643079
Spaghetti and meatballs, obviously. Very sensual.

>> No.15643238
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>>15643122
Tastes great with katchup

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15643252

>>15643222
>I brought my switch with me dumbfuck. That's the entire point of having a switch.

>> No.15643304

>>15643122
because the bloody stuff is icky.

>> No.15643348

>>15643252
>someone makes a joke
>instant cries about reddit
and you wonder why this website sucks now.

>> No.15643360

im 26 and never had a gf

>> No.15643364
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>>15643079
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

>> No.15643367

>>15643360
I'm 26, only had 1 gf in high school we dated for a few months so was nice.

Just got my first date in 7 years next week. Gonna ruin it hard, but hopefully she has a sense of humor and laughs it off. Maybe she'll be my friend.

>> No.15643487

>>15643079
>those epicanthal folds
No N haplo girls please, only R1a for me

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>>15643079
First date is always White Castle bay BEEEEEEEEEE. I love to get their guys all bubbly to begin gauging the reactions to how open they are about their gas and bubbly gut bootyhole

>> No.15643492
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>>15643222
kek you fucking man-child

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>>15643222
>I brought my switch with me
>On a date
>"you dumbfuck"

fucking loooool

>> No.15643500

>>15643079
>dates

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>>15643237

>> No.15643667

BLT. It's tasty but light enough that you can still fug.

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15643993

>>15643490

>> No.15644092

shit piss cum

>> No.15644094

>>15643109
>hummus platter
locked numale poster

>> No.15644120

>>15643079
I ordered whatever the fuck I wanted because worrying about what someone else thinks of your food order is the most pathetic beta thing you could possibly do.

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>>15643121
>>15643133
>eating mexican
this could be your girl after you say goodnight to each other

>> No.15644170

>>15644126
If a woman did that in my apartment I'd impregnate her that night

>> No.15644184

>>15644126
imagine how easy it would be to slide in there.

>> No.15644188

>>15643122
It's right there in the name. "Well done" means it's done well.

>> No.15644222
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15644222

>>15644126
or if shes fat then this happens

>> No.15644244

>>15644222
i dont understand whats going on here

>> No.15644269

>>15644244
She's leaving a trail like Hansel and Grettel.

>> No.15644350

>>15643348
Good, now you can leave.

>> No.15644934

>>15643222
Checked. are you trying to fuck your sister too?

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>>15643133
Oh god I know there's a /fit/izen on here that has the screencap of the old bb post about the guy who took a shit in the shower of some girls dorm! Someone please post it!

>> No.15645383

>>15643178
Fucking escorts raw ??? Why would you do that??