/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15638005]

Why do people try to pretend authentic Italian pizza is best? Is it a giant cope?

>be poor Italian, living in near extreme poverty
>very little to eat/very little food available
>make a small piece of dough and stretch it as thin as possible to make it appear larger
>can't make a thick tomato sauce, due to lack of tomatoes, so i add water to get enough to cover the dough
>add 3 pieces of cheese and 1 basil leaf. I cant afford to add anything else


>be average American (living like kings compared to average Italian)
>see Italian pizza. Decide to improve it because I'm not living in poverty
>make the dough a bit thicker and larger
>decide to add more flavorful/thicker sauce
>cover the entire pizza with cheese, proteins, or vegetables because I have an endless amount of food and can afford to do so

[Anonymous No.15638016]

>>15638005
a lot of europeans have been brainwashed by russian and chinese propaganda and will hate anything from america even if they havent tried it before

[Anonymous No.15638021]

Little poor Italian boy. I’ll pay you 1000$ to have sex with your little Italian boy hole

Pic related it’s me

[Anonymous No.15638037]

>>15638005
Fuck, I remember when this one place used to have 'Buy 1, get 2 free' as their slogan and you'd get 3 pizzas for the price of 1, used to just try random shit together because why not?