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>>15633997you first, ya dope
>>15633997Look at all of this. If I didn't hate Jack so much I would inflict him upon you
>>15634070First time I've seen caul fat that thick and also discarded after use instead of eaten.
>>15633997By Allah, you people are dogs. I shall go on as usual.
>>15634075Working with what god gave him right there
>>15634090I don't think it's caul, I think it's tripe
>>15634101Nah it's definitely caul fat, just several layers of it. Seems like such a waste.
>>15634114Never heard of it. What's it like? Is it like, placenta?
>>15634141It's like sausage casing but more fatty. Good for wrapping lean cuts of meat like venison or pork tenderloin.
>>15634141omg how does he le do it and le get out and le get in(i'm trying to fit in please upvote)Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REDDIT GOLD!
>>15634193omg how does he le do it and le get out and le get in(i'm trying to fit in please upvote)Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REDDIT GOLD!
>>15634080Nothing overly wrong with baking steak if the goal is to get well done. If it's gotta be halal then the well done isn't as truck tire hard as normal american well done.
"Here ya go white boi, special order!"
>>15634080>using your oven mitts to flip steak and mix your fries
>>15634735upvoted for clarity! welcome :)dubs get
>>15634196>cooking board>doesn't like offalDo Americans really?
>>15634283wonder how this would taste.
>>15634141Why not just stop for the day. Is anyone going to even buy something from that stand?
>>15634080>this is a 10/10 in britain
>>15634097Hallacas are pretty awesome.
>>15635305is this Ja/ck/?
>>15635417>full use of both armsNo.
>>15634850How do I into liver? The nutritional value is crazy
>>15635669roasted liver with onions is a god starting point I guess.Also maybe start with veal liver, it has the lightest taste
>>15635731Any recipes you would recommend?
>>15634141those are bees, right? not flies?
>>15634141>all those beeshow the fuck do people wait in line without dying?
>>15634080I love this webm so goddam much
FRITO BAG, PINCH O' SALT
>>15636288>>15636297Oh no no no noWhen dit it all start to go wrong?
>>15636297i couldn't believe this shit when I first saw it and then later on I watched the grilled cheese onei think gordon ramsey had some sort of stroke or something last year
>>15636288WHAT THE FUCKHES DOING EVERYTHING WRONG
>>15634850I'm not American. I just don't like offal.
>>15635305That's actually somewhat clever. But I would still use a knife and fork myself.
>>15634856I'm guessing that's foie gras at 00:37?
>>15635813That looks like shit and he prepares an avocado like a window licking asshole. Dleet ths
>>15638142he got corona, he can't taste his food anymore
>>15635763reverse the video and you have a crab factory
>>15639098Yeah, if I ran a business and some wagie did that to a customer, the brakes on their car would "fail".
>>15639162Ay, senor boomer. We will be make sure der is none of chef in your food.>*spits*
>>15633997I don't know how to make webms >:[
>>15635778bees, yeah. Flies fly in circles, bees zig-zag.I wonder if they were attracted to something very sweet in those pastries
>>15635813do avocado and fish ever go well together?
>>15635813Fucking avocado, cheese, and fish.None of these things goes together.
>>15635669Liver pate. Its easy to make.You just sautee liver in a ton of butter, then blend it with mushrooms, garlic, and onion. Add pate spices and chill in an airtight container. Eat like hummus.
>>15639171People like you are unironically why I don't eat out anymore.
>>15634084I know this is just slop on slop on slop but goddamn id love to smash a plate of that sloppa.
>>15639227>>15639226Fish tacos. No cheese, though.
>>15639256Good. The food service industry lives off of good complacent and cooperative customers. People like you are a net loss in all respects, from profit to employee QoL.
>>15634283This.. looks... foul
>>15639233I should get a goose to make foie gras desu.
>>15634283This is like a pound of sugar and imagine the smell of cooking eggnog holy fuck. Shitting my guts out.
>>15639256Need that queen to pin me down and wrap her big strong arms around my neck and chest then proceed to re-arrange my insides with her massive girlcock
>>15635767japanese people get fucking bored
>>15639742must be the whole no war thing
>>15639098I would eat that hot dog
>>15639772would probably be better off with them in power desu
>>15634084looks so good
>>15634067Does he actually cry at the end?
>>15634067Why does every Korean lad look like someone who is desperately wanting to be bullied?
>>15639218That look at the end always gets me.
>>15634080Her face is a nightmare
>>15634141I'm concerned that these products don't contain enough bees in them. Look, there are lots of bees that don't get mashed into the dough. What an amateur. I can't beelieve it.
>>15640061That's it, I'm making banana bread tomorrow.
>>15635763Are we the baddies?
>>15635767This is Japanese shish kebab
>>15639256Despite the hon shoulders and some hon face, overall she's killing it.
>>15640206Chinks deserved it
>>15639226>>15639227Salmon or tuna with avocado is fucking good. Salmon with cream cheese too.Fish burger with a slice of cheese is fucking good.Warm avocado is gross though.
>>15635763This has to be somewhere in Asia. The dorsal cut is too shallow to kill the crab instantly. In the west we would be program in a single extra slice, if only to sleep with ourselves at night. Only soulless insects can be so cruel.
>>15634070I was wondering if this was a Turkish dish, and yes, it is.
I miss those old webm threads with the Japanese film of that one old man cutting up a fish and making a dish out of it and animation of guacamole being made by objects that look like ingredients. Now it's just shitty recipes, jack, le eggs xD, fat bitches or some slut cooking with her tits hanging out
>>15640065what do you mean? would what he be doing alright if the guy was labeled as a nazi?
>>15640496the absolute state of /ck/
>>15640496Post those webms yourself then, it's easy just to complain and add nothing to the thread, faggot, you want good content? Make/post good content
>>15635767who doesnt want to eat an inch thick, dry, and rubbery omelette?
>>15640636ive made it a few times, its not dry or rubbery
>>15639305>t. wagecuck retard who spits in food
>>15641177god damn that looked good in the end
>>15634070I like liver, but I don't know about this.....
>>15641165All that effort for next to zero meat. But why. Fish that size is something you dry and use as dog/cat treats.>>15641170lel
>>15641214You autistic twat, he's doing it to show he can fillet something that small. You imbecile. You dullbrained faggot. You unimaginative non-person. How the hell does anyone be as stupid as you are, or lacking in basic perception and reasoning? Please for the love of God never reproduce and stop subjecting the rest of humanity to your inanity of existence.
>>15641240You're also great at sucking your own dick yet it's not necessary to share it online now is it? faggot
>>15641240He could be filleting a mouse dick and it would still be a lot of effort for nothing. Besides, nothing in that video implies it's just a show of skill and not for some pantsonhead retarded dish.inb4>b-but the moonrunes says!Not an argument when the majority of us can't read them. If you can, then good for you.
>>15634084I was fuming at the disgustingly huge portions this guy was slopping on until I saw his face, thats a cute face. Mustache man can have as much slop as he wants. I want to pinch his checks!
>>15634063rightdilator inthat keeps the mutilated penis hole from sticking
>>15636644Fucking Kay, I swear she does it on purpose.
>>15640595You post them for me
>>15641316its almost comical that they think this will encourage us to buy their book
>>15635755did he died?
>>15640062Is this a fucking goof
>>15640224Its the projected confidence and height. I'd smooch her
>>15641240Most powerful post on the board, mindboggingly based
>>15640062one time i got a breakfast wrap from mcdonalds with smoky bbq saucemade my mouth and throat feel like i'd smoked a pack of cigarettes it was fucking awful
>>15640062real, organic, natural smoke flavor, none of that processed "liquid" smoke chemical bullshit!
>>15640062I watched this video when it came out and the comments were fucking amazing.
>>15634193Will he eat eggs for lunch, or is it too much for him to eat the same food he has to cook all day?
>>15635945>warm avocado full of generic american cheese
>>15641240bro calm down it's just a prank
>>15635813this is horrible>warm avocado>fake cheese>unseasoned fish
>>15640061and im out as soon as I see that metal tip with the squirting peanut butter >I am out mah N I G G E Ralso stop reposting the same shit you jewish rat You can make your own disgusting webm where you ruin a meal by squeezing a pbj sandwich on top. The American Mutt kitchen is as disgusting as their jewish Hollywood movies.You can film all by urself .
>>15639782its ok you told us but u cant tell anyone else >ok anon ?
>>15634063i used to not like ramsey but after seeing kenjis post about him I'm thinking he's pretty BASED
>>15634070i fking hate liver
>>15640597thinking the same
>>15634075why can't you just get scissors and cut that off
>>15634811why are black people so full of spite
>>15641160What is that I cant make it out
>>15634070Looks great and makes the americans seethe
>>15635755sleep tite crabbo
>>15640062unironically fucking based
>>15641265>inb4ing your own postnewfags were a mistake
>>15643686Funny way to out yourself as a newfag. It's only OP that can't inb4.
>>15643686you were a newfag once too. never forget where you came from.
>>15634811Jesse Jackson did the same thing when he was younger and later admitted that he did it only to his White customers.We need separation. Multiculturalism (really, multi-racialism) is a failed experiment.
>>15643723Only because burgers are really obsessed with race. My country is as multicultural as it can get and people don't judge you by the color of your skin, only by the amount of money you have in your account.
>>15640303>>15640571Offal is disgusting. Cope.
>>15641301That's not fish and chips. That's some American bastardisation.Pic related is fish and chips.
>>15643779>My country...>doesn't name countryGive country, dick.
>>15639098i would pay extra for that
>>15636297I can't believe it took me so long to realize this guy is a fucking hack
>>15641301>kosher saltdo americans really?
>>15641316Is that parody food or real food?
>>15638238>Being unable to use a knife>"WOAH, THATS CLEVER"LOL, ok.
>>15644363Lmao that reveal
>>15644367what the absolute shit fuck bro
>>15641170it dies like an Oblivion NPC
>>15644337...this bothers me
>>15634080why do latinos put on oily make up and party dress when cooking? even white women don't do that
>>15634196>>15639198>>15643331>>15643787This is a 18+ site, kids.
>>15640224>honhi fellow /tttt/ user
>>15644483I would give my left nut if it meant I would never have to see that soyboi fuckdoll face again.
>>15643901Yeah its slightly larger than powder salt but still not very course. Its nice
>>15645081seriously. They all look the same, act the same, even have the same glasses. Are they mass produced in the world's most insufferable factory or something?
>>15641301stupid fucking pointless cold water bullshit and frying it twice with a pound of salt. I want to kill this person. whoever they are.
>>15644363this is so classic.
>>15640061This one is the only one that made me feel physically ill. What the fuck.
>>15635763i loved quake 4
>>15639098>Giving yourself a yeast infection and also letting the customer taste your pussyIs... is this a really big brained act of submission?
>>15635755Sometimes the only victory that can be found in defeat is to accept your fate and embrace death with such conviction that you cause your enemy to question whether they have actually won.
>>15644337Mmmmmm prolapsed angus.
>>15641265>>15641256cringe retard>>15641240based sexhaver
>>15643817>noo i cant post a npc insult about your country nooo
>>15640444You're an idiot if you think western business wouldn't skip the second cut for the sole purpose of increasing efficiency and allowing .5% more crabs to be processed per day resulting in a notable increase in net profit.
>>15644337So what if you then flash seared it again- you'd have twice the 'crust'!
>>15634067>Kim Jong Il enriching uranium in domestically produced centrifuge c.2021
>>15640065be got fired for this and was fined. that rendered him unable to finance his crack addiction. he since got clean, went to college and is now working at nasa
>>15643033lol mental illness.>>15643045
>>15646206You're a bad troll and a fucking idiot.
>>15639399file name related
>>15644793This is much better if made with White BreadMayo/Miracle Whipand lays BBQ chips (they are thin)It's really not too bad.
>>15634078Is this the legendary chicken gyro I have heard about?
>>15646137i just remembered eating that potato cheese mess as a kid, it was really good, guess ill have to make it.
>>15640636>if it's not runny and undercooked, then it must be dry and rubbery!t. retard.
>>15643341maybe some artery bs or just don't want to
>>15635305I don't get it, does she not know how to break eggs or something?
>>15647871pls be satire
>>15646816you are banned
>>15647871do straight men really?
>>15634070That looks so good
>>15649318Wheres the fucking lamb sauce?
>>15649318What gender is that thing?
>>15634084>fried rice>mashed potato on top>lasagna on top of that>stir fry on top of that>topped off with yogurt, beef stew and more fried rice>finished with a spoon full of baked beans>random mexican with a pedo-stacheevery fucking time
>>15649523joggers are disgusting
>>15649318I was honestly expecting some shotgun fellatio until he started showing ingredients.>>15649398I'll be quite surprised if there isn't a dick under that skirt.
>>15639362You can but gavaging is kind of shitty, geese are monsters with literal teeth on their tongues, and you can make a perfectly delicious pate with healthy fowl liver. I use my healthy home raised duck liver for my latest pate and I find it delicious. And I have eaten my fair share of foie gras.Pic related is the pate I made with duck liver. Served with vegetables, dried cherry tomatoes from my garden, and a bit of bacon
>>15643812I had fish and chips in london, I could not believe how bland and tasteless it was.What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>15649629>I bought it in the capital of the cuntry where it was from!
>>15649720Yes? It would be like going to New York City only to find out their pizza sucks.
>>15649733But their pizza does suck. Chicago pizza is vastly superior
>>15640061no seriously , do americans really?
>>15649904No matter what you are referencing, the answer to this question is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we can and will do anything? Peanut butter on our burger? Win every war we've been in? Go to the moon? Have the only culture that matters in the world? You're god damn right we really do. And that just burns you up.
>>15649916I had sex with a dog once. Her name was billy. I don't this she was actually a girl dog but I am not gay And yes, i was Americans
>>15643913Real but purposely silly.
>>15649523This is prison food. Which is weird because this kid looks like 17 years old.
>>15635767So much autism for a fucking egglog like the ones that automatic egg dildo machine makes in seconds
>>15634078Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
>>15644793this gave me a tip to make a burger.
>>15649523do white people really?
>>15649916god i love unironic mutt delusionposting.
>>15649945can confirm, am the furry called billy he fucked
>>15650008ive tried this method and they become runny liquid eggs on the toast.
>>15650039>I tried this and did it wrongWow, any other exciting stories?
>>15650008He really is a terrible cook isn't he
>>15650046please make this on video with the same methodology
>>15650079not him but you should try again. its definitely possible
>>15646137>cutting it after wrapping it so bits of paper get lodged in the cheese-messBased.
>>15649473The fuck is this garbage?
>>15650473Star Trek. That's Dr. T'Ana, my wife.
>>15650473Start trek by rick and morty. Mildly better than the live action shit, but that ain't sayin much
>>15639220No, those ground bees go for everything
>>15634735Thank you kind stranger
>>15641170It's funnier with sound
>>15641675You realize you've outed yourself as a grade S fagtard for not understanding that they were joking, right?
>>15642606Whiteoid detectedYou realize civilizations with culture were eating avocados long before the beige plaque discovered them in 2015, right?
>>15641301It's hilarious to see all the britnogs responding to this webm seethe while explaining exactly why British "cusine" tastes like arse
>>15649523>says to dice the pickle>proceeds to *slice* pickle Devilish
>>15649318Would eat, then bang
>>15646311Underrated, topest of keks
>>15649523>top ramen hot pocket
>>15650822>thinking blacks can cookkek
>>15650039You didn't cook long enough
>>15640636>dry, and rubbery omelette?See >>15640678It's typically lighter and fluffier than normal omelettes because the folding makes it airy.
>>15635778Maybe honey, vanilla or some kind of flower water? I know rose, lavender, orange blossom and cherry blossom waters are very common in deserts in the middle east among other flower extracts
>>15643837was recording a vocaroo really easier than just typing out a response?
>>15641177literally just fucking slophow does anyone enjoy this garbage
>>15649523How do you get boiling water in prison?
>>15649318native american boy a cute
>>15651240>USAItalian Woodfired is superiorhttps://youtu.be/tHMQ_QQJtbY?t=228
>>15651229He just used hot piss
>>15644356Why does she dump the sugar on like that and not neatly spread it on all ribs.
>>15639226>>15639227Ceviche, and fish tacos are a good example of fish + avo, I'm sure there are more examples from baja california. Fish and cheese are fine, but I almost exclusively use Parmesan, Romano, Asiago or some other salty hard cheese. In all honestly I'm sure other cheeses are fine, there's just some taboo about fish and cheese that has to do with the imbalance of biles and medieval medicine.
>>15652188After one hour simmering, the sugar gets dissolved in the liquid anyways...
>>15650008THE SEKREIT IS TAKE OFF HETE TEHN PUT BACK ONN LOLL xDDD
>>15635763The industrial revolution was a mistake.
>>15636297seriously though wtf
>>15636288>>15636297>the grilled cheese video>the brown cheese omelette>thisHE'S LOST THE PLOT
Does anyone have the webm of that gross lasagne with a ton of layers of shit that doesn't belong in a lasagne?
>>15647871This is normal and delicious although I belive that crisps are better in the sandwich than the chips.
>>15634141bees are clean it's ok
>>15636288and literally just....SQUEEEEZE
>>15643546Real life Dune in Pakistan.
>>15650008The best part about that video are the various mutts, creaturas and goblinos. Are there any wypipo left in America?
>>15652460yeah, your mum is there fucking all the bbcs she can get
>>15652539Nah, she's not American.
>>15649916>Win every war we've been in
>>15649996shut the fuck up
>>15649163straight men are the root of all of our problems. >but women??yeah and its our fault for letting them
>>15652679that doesnt stop her from fucking them
>>15650473>none of the anons managed more than a "hurrr is trek"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Lower_Decks
>>15650726>theyAnd you've outed yourself as an SSS tier tourist by assuming we subscribe to pronoun bullshit here, instead of defaulting to "he" because gender is only relevant to attentionwhoring sluts that want to keep their "girl" advantage.
>>15652788>pronoun bullshitWhen you're referring to somebody in a conversation (I.e. person A and person B are having a conversation about person C, who isn't present) it's grammatically acceptable to refer to them as "they." It has not a single thing to do with gender politics or any of that bullshit, it's just English you fucking illiterate amoeba. I'm sick and tired of having to degrade my language because you genetic dead ends have faggots living in your head rent free. Read a fucking book without pictures sometime.
>>15652820>irrelevant reeeeingHere, the default is "he". Either fuck off or lurk more. Tourist.
>>15652851anon you are fucking retarded and an embarrassment.
>>15652788Go back to /pol/ and keep munching on your microwave tendies fag
>>15649916Obese third world uncultured swines that lost the Vietnam War is what Americans are, and all they will ever be.
>>15652788>>15652851fuck polfags are retardedgo away smelly polfag