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why no webmthread?

>> No.15634053

>>15633997
you first, ya dope

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>>15634073

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>>15634075

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>>15633997
Look at all of this. If I didn't hate Jack so much I would inflict him upon you

>> No.15634090

>>15634070
First time I've seen caul fat that thick and also discarded after use instead of eaten.

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>>15633997
By Allah, you people are dogs. I shall go on as usual.

>> No.15634098

>>15634075
Working with what god gave him right there

>> No.15634101

>>15634090
I don't think it's caul, I think it's tripe

>> No.15634114

>>15634101
Nah it's definitely caul fat, just several layers of it. Seems like such a waste.

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>>15634114
Never heard of it. What's it like? Is it like, placenta?

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>>15634080

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>>15633997

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>>15634070
>offal

>> No.15634202

>>15634067
Korean Nikocado

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>>15634141
It's like sausage casing but more fatty. Good for wrapping lean cuts of meat like venison or pork tenderloin.

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>> No.15634730 [DELETED] 

>>15634141
omg how does he le do it and le get out and le get in
(i'm trying to fit in please upvote)

Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REDDIT GOLD!

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>>15634193
omg how does he le do it and le get out and le get in
(i'm trying to fit in please upvote)

Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REDDIT GOLD!

>> No.15634757

>>15634080

Nothing overly wrong with baking steak if the goal is to get well done. If it's gotta be halal then the well done isn't as truck tire hard as normal american well done.

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"Here ya go white boi, special order!"

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>>15634075

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>>15634080
>using your oven mitts to flip steak and mix your fries

>> No.15634849

>>15634735
upvoted for clarity! welcome :)

dubs get

>> No.15634850

>>15634196
>cooking board
>doesn't like offal
Do Americans really?

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>>15634283
wonder how this would taste.

>> No.15634859

>>15634141
Why not just stop for the day. Is anyone going to even buy something from that stand?

>> No.15634862

>>15634080
>this is a 10/10 in britain

>> No.15634873

>>15634097
Hallacas are pretty awesome.

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>> No.15635417

>>15635305
is this Ja/ck/?

>> No.15635425

>>15635417
>full use of both arms
No.

>> No.15635669

>>15634850
How do I into liver? The nutritional value is crazy

>> No.15635731

>>15635669
roasted liver with onions is a god starting point I guess.

Also maybe start with veal liver, it has the lightest taste

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>> No.15635759

>>15635731
Any recipes you would recommend?

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>> No.15635778

>>15634141
those are bees, right? not flies?

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>>15635813
>Warm avocado

>> No.15635995

>>15634735
*reddit gold*

>> No.15636041

>>15634141
>all those bees
how the fuck do people wait in line without dying?

>> No.15636060

>>15634080
I love this webm so goddam much

>> No.15636288
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FRITO BAG, PINCH O' SALT

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>>15636288
GORGEUS; RUSTHIC

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>>15636288
>>15636297
Oh no no no no
When dit it all start to go wrong?

>> No.15636617

>>15634078
>NA astrology

>> No.15636644
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>> No.15638130

bumpo

>> No.15638142

>>15636297
i couldn't believe this shit when I first saw it and then later on I watched the grilled cheese one

i think gordon ramsey had some sort of stroke or something last year

>> No.15638186

>>15636288
WHAT THE FUCK
HES DOING EVERYTHING WRONG

>> No.15638195

>>15635755
F

>> No.15638221

>>15634850
I'm not American. I just don't like offal.

>> No.15638238

>>15635305
That's actually somewhat clever. But I would still use a knife and fork myself.

>> No.15638252

>>15634856
I'm guessing that's foie gras at 00:37?

>> No.15639029

>>15635813
That looks like shit and he prepares an avocado like a window licking asshole. Dleet ths

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>>15633997

>> No.15639124

>>15638142
he got corona, he can't taste his food anymore

>> No.15639151

>>15635763
reverse the video and you have a crab factory

>> No.15639162

>>15639098
Yeah, if I ran a business and some wagie did that to a customer, the brakes on their car would "fail".

>> No.15639171

>>15639162
Ay, senor boomer. We will be make sure der is none of chef in your food.
>*spits*

>> No.15639175

>>15633997
I don't know how to make webms >:[

>> No.15639198

>>15634850
>offal
>awful

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>> No.15639220

>>15635778
bees, yeah. Flies fly in circles, bees zig-zag.
I wonder if they were attracted to something very sweet in those pastries

>> No.15639226

>>15635813
do avocado and fish ever go well together?

>> No.15639227

>>15635813
Fucking avocado, cheese, and fish.

None of these things goes together.

>> No.15639233

>>15635669
Liver pate. Its easy to make.
You just sautee liver in a ton of butter, then blend it with mushrooms, garlic, and onion. Add pate spices and chill in an airtight container.
Eat like hummus.

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>>15639171
People like you are unironically why I don't eat out anymore.

>> No.15639270

>>15634084
I know this is just slop on slop on slop but goddamn id love to smash a plate of that sloppa.

>> No.15639287

>>15639227
>>15639226
Fish tacos. No cheese, though.

>> No.15639305

>>15639256
Good. The food service industry lives off of good complacent and cooperative customers. People like you are a net loss in all respects, from profit to employee QoL.

>> No.15639359

>>15634283
This.. looks... foul

>> No.15639362

>>15639233
I should get a goose to make foie gras desu.

>> No.15639399

>>15634283
This is like a pound of sugar and imagine the smell of cooking eggnog holy fuck. Shitting my guts out.

>> No.15639708

>>15639256
Need that queen to pin me down and wrap her big strong arms around my neck and chest then proceed to re-arrange my insides with her massive girlcock

>> No.15639742

>>15635767
japanese people get fucking bored

>> No.15639772

>>15639742
must be the whole no war thing

>> No.15639782

>>15639098
I would eat that hot dog

>> No.15639811

>>15639772
would probably be better off with them in power desu

>> No.15639852

>>15634084
looks so good

>> No.15640026

>>15634067
Does he actually cry at the end?

>> No.15640028

>>15634067
Why does every Korean lad look like someone who is desperately wanting to be bullied?

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>> No.15640065

>>15634811
Context?

>> No.15640068

>>15639708
>queen
*king

>> No.15640082

>>15639218
That look at the end always gets me.

>> No.15640182

>>15634080
Her face is a nightmare

>> No.15640188

>>15634141
I'm concerned that these products don't contain enough bees in them. Look, there are lots of bees that don't get mashed into the dough. What an amateur. I can't beelieve it.

>> No.15640196

>>15640061
That's it, I'm making banana bread tomorrow.

>> No.15640197

>>15635763
Are we the baddies?

>> No.15640204

>>15640065
Black people

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>>15635767
This is Japanese shish kebab

>> No.15640224

>>15639256
Despite the hon shoulders and some hon face, overall she's killing it.

>> No.15640233

>>15640206
Ok Zhang

>> No.15640266

>>15640206
Chinks deserved it

>> No.15640303

>>15634196
Pussy faggot

>> No.15640319

>>15639226
>>15639227
Salmon or tuna with avocado is fucking good. Salmon with cream cheese too.
Fish burger with a slice of cheese is fucking good.

Warm avocado is gross though.

>> No.15640444

>>15635763
This has to be somewhere in Asia. The dorsal cut is too shallow to kill the crab instantly. In the west we would be program in a single extra slice, if only to sleep with ourselves at night. Only soulless insects can be so cruel.

>> No.15640475

>>15634070
I was wondering if this was a Turkish dish, and yes, it is.

>> No.15640496

I miss those old webm threads with the Japanese film of that one old man cutting up a fish and making a dish out of it and animation of guacamole being made by objects that look like ingredients. Now it's just shitty recipes, jack, le eggs xD, fat bitches or some slut cooking with her tits hanging out

>> No.15640541

>>15640065
what do you mean? would what he be doing alright if the guy was labeled as a nazi?

>> No.15640546

>>15640496
the absolute state of /ck/

>> No.15640571

>>15634196
retard

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>>15639256

>> No.15640582

>>15640206
:(

>> No.15640595

>>15640496
Post those webms yourself then, it's easy just to complain and add nothing to the thread, faggot, you want good content? Make/post good content

>> No.15640597

>>15635763
https://youtu.be/tEJGSXPuZ6E

>> No.15640636

>>15635767
who doesnt want to eat an inch thick, dry, and rubbery omelette?

>> No.15640678

>>15640636
ive made it a few times, its not dry or rubbery

>> No.15640754

>>15639305
>t. wagecuck retard who spits in food

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>> No.15641201

>>15641177
god damn that looked good in the end

>> No.15641206

>>15634070
I like liver, but I don't know about this.....

>> No.15641214

>>15641165
All that effort for next to zero meat. But why. Fish that size is something you dry and use as dog/cat treats.

>>15641170
lel

>> No.15641240

>>15641214
You autistic twat, he's doing it to show he can fillet something that small. You imbecile. You dullbrained faggot. You unimaginative non-person. How the hell does anyone be as stupid as you are, or lacking in basic perception and reasoning? Please for the love of God never reproduce and stop subjecting the rest of humanity to your inanity of existence.

>> No.15641256

>>15641240
You're also great at sucking your own dick yet it's not necessary to share it online now is it? faggot

>> No.15641265

>>15641240
He could be filleting a mouse dick and it would still be a lot of effort for nothing. Besides, nothing in that video implies it's just a show of skill and not for some pantsonhead retarded dish.

inb4
>b-but the moonrunes says!
Not an argument when the majority of us can't read them. If you can, then good for you.

>> No.15641272

>>15634084
I was fuming at the disgustingly huge portions this guy was slopping on until I saw his face, thats a cute face. Mustache man can have as much slop as he wants. I want to pinch his checks!

>> No.15641282

>>15634063
right
dilator in
that keeps the mutilated penis hole from sticking

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>> No.15641330

>>15636644
Fucking Kay, I swear she does it on purpose.

>> No.15641345

>>15640595
You post them for me

>> No.15641363

>>15641316
its almost comical that they think this will encourage us to buy their book

>> No.15641458

>>15635755
did he died?

>> No.15641550

>>15640062
Is this a fucking goof

>> No.15641561

>>15640224
Its the projected confidence and height. I'd smooch her

>> No.15641613

>>15636617
rent free

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>>15640580

>> No.15641675
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>>15636617
>astrology

>> No.15641679
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>>15641240
Most powerful post on the board, mindboggingly based

>> No.15641792

>>15640062
one time i got a breakfast wrap from mcdonalds with smoky bbq sauce
made my mouth and throat feel like i'd smoked a pack of cigarettes it was fucking awful

>> No.15641853

>>15640062
real, organic, natural smoke flavor, none of that processed "liquid" smoke chemical bullshit!

>> No.15642012

>>15640062
I watched this video when it came out and the comments were fucking amazing.

>> No.15642065

>>15634193
Will he eat eggs for lunch, or is it too much for him to eat the same food he has to cook all day?

>> No.15642285

>>15634835
UUOOOHHHH

>> No.15642336

>>15641170
D:

>> No.15642380
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>>15635945
>warm avocado full of generic american cheese

>> No.15642411

>>15641240
bro calm down it's just a prank

>> No.15642590

>>15635813
this is horrible
>warm avocado
>fake cheese
>unseasoned fish

>> No.15642606
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>>15642380
>avocado

>> No.15642866

>>15635767
Retarded

>> No.15643033

>>15640061
and im out as soon as I see that metal tip with the squirting peanut butter
>I am out mah N I G G E R
also stop reposting the same shit you jewish rat
You can make your own disgusting webm where you ruin a meal by squeezing a pbj sandwich on top. The American Mutt kitchen is as disgusting as their jewish Hollywood movies.

You can film all by urself .

>> No.15643045

>>15639782
its ok you told us
but u cant tell anyone else
>ok anon ?

>> No.15643326

>>15634063
i used to not like ramsey but after seeing kenjis post about him I'm thinking he's pretty BASED

>> No.15643331

>>15634070
i fking hate liver

>> No.15643333

>>15640597
thinking the same

>> No.15643341

>>15634075
why can't you just get scissors and cut that off

>> No.15643373

>>15634811
why are black people so full of spite

>> No.15643546

>>15641160
What is that I cant make it out

>> No.15643556

>>15634070
Looks great and makes the americans seethe

>> No.15643630

>>15635755
sleep tite crabbo

>> No.15643671

>>15640062
unironically fucking based

>> No.15643686

>>15641265
>inb4ing your own post
newfags were a mistake

>> No.15643702

>>15643686
Funny way to out yourself as a newfag. It's only OP that can't inb4.

>> No.15643703

>>15643686
you were a newfag once too. never forget where you came from.

>> No.15643723

>>15634811
Jesse Jackson did the same thing when he was younger and later admitted that he did it only to his White customers.

We need separation. Multiculturalism (really, multi-racialism) is a failed experiment.

>> No.15643744

>>15641170
fried chicken

>> No.15643779

>>15643723
Only because burgers are really obsessed with race. My country is as multicultural as it can get and people don't judge you by the color of your skin, only by the amount of money you have in your account.

>> No.15643781

>>15640597
https://voca.ro/16Mn0Rf0qFAa

>> No.15643787

>>15640303
>>15640571
Offal is disgusting. Cope.

>> No.15643803

>>15643779
Singapore?

>> No.15643812
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>>15641301
That's not fish and chips. That's some American bastardisation.

Pic related is fish and chips.

>> No.15643817

>>15643779
>My country...
>doesn't name country

Give country, dick.

>> No.15643821

>>15639098
i would pay extra for that

>> No.15643828

>>15636297
I can't believe it took me so long to realize this guy is a fucking hack

>> No.15643837

>>15635945
https://voca.ro/1llpeUg2V6lR

>> No.15643869

>>15635763
>not stroggification.webm

>> No.15643901

>>15641301
>kosher salt
do americans really?

>> No.15643913

>>15641316
Is that parody food or real food?

>> No.15644024
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>>15634070
Turkos

>> No.15644129

>>15638238
>Being unable to use a knife
>"WOAH, THATS CLEVER"
LOL, ok.

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>> No.15644396

>>15644363
Lmao that reveal

>> No.15644458

>>15644367
what the absolute shit fuck bro

>> No.15644483
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>> No.15644496

>>15641170
it dies like an Oblivion NPC

>> No.15644529

>>15644337
...this bothers me

>> No.15644559

>>15634080
why do latinos put on oily make up and party dress when cooking? even white women don't do that

>> No.15644793
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15644793

>> No.15645016

>>15634196
>>15639198
>>15643331
>>15643787
This is a 18+ site, kids.

>> No.15645043

>>15640224
>hon
hi fellow /tttt/ user

>> No.15645081

>>15644483
I would give my left nut if it meant I would never have to see that soyboi fuckdoll face again.

>> No.15645100

>>15643901
Yeah its slightly larger than powder salt but still not very course. Its nice

>> No.15645105
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15645105

>>15645081
seriously. They all look the same, act the same, even have the same glasses. Are they mass produced in the world's most insufferable factory or something?

>> No.15645497

>>15641301
stupid fucking pointless cold water bullshit and frying it twice with a pound of salt. I want to kill this person. whoever they are.

>> No.15645532

>>15644363
this is so classic.

>> No.15645585

>>15640061
This one is the only one that made me feel physically ill. What the fuck.

>> No.15645744

>>15635763
i loved quake 4

>> No.15645834

>>15639098
>Giving yourself a yeast infection and also letting the customer taste your pussy
Is... is this a really big brained act of submission?

>> No.15646061

>>15635755
Sometimes the only victory that can be found in defeat is to accept your fate and embrace death with such conviction that you cause your enemy to question whether they have actually won.

>> No.15646083

>>15644337
Mmmmmm prolapsed angus.

>> No.15646137
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>> No.15646185

>>15645497
retard

>> No.15646202

>>15641265
>>15641256
cringe retard
>>15641240
based sexhaver

>> No.15646206

>>15643817
>noo i cant post a npc insult about your country nooo

>> No.15646223

>>15640444
You're an idiot if you think western business wouldn't skip the second cut for the sole purpose of increasing efficiency and allowing .5% more crabs to be processed per day resulting in a notable increase in net profit.

>> No.15646257

>>15644337
So what if you then flash seared it again- you'd have twice the 'crust'!

>> No.15646311

>>15634067
>Kim Jong Il enriching uranium in domestically produced centrifuge c.2021

>> No.15646314

>>15634070
Pig Disgusting

>> No.15646360
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>>15646257
Yum

>> No.15646736

>>15640065
be got fired for this and was fined. that rendered him unable to finance his crack addiction. he since got clean, went to college and is now working at nasa

>> No.15646741

>>15643033
lol mental illness.>>15643045

>> No.15646816

>>15646206
You're a bad troll and a fucking idiot.

>> No.15647871
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>>15639399
file name related

>> No.15647943

>>15644793
This is much better if made with
White Bread
Mayo/Miracle Whip
and lays BBQ chips (they are thin)
It's really not too bad.

>> No.15648120

>>15634078
Is this the legendary chicken gyro I have heard about?

>> No.15648712

>>15646137
i just remembered eating that potato cheese mess as a kid, it was really good, guess ill have to make it.

>> No.15648751

>>15643373
spit*

>> No.15648759

>>15640636
>if it's not runny and undercooked, then it must be dry and rubbery!
t. retard.

>> No.15648768

>>15643341
maybe some artery bs or just don't want to

>> No.15648772

>>15644337
pinksock.webm

>> No.15648773

>>15635813
>ketards

>> No.15648781

>>15635305
I don't get it, does she not know how to break eggs or something?

>> No.15648800

>>15639098
hot

>> No.15648837

>>15647871
pls be satire

>> No.15649155

>>15646816
you are banned

>> No.15649163

>>15647871
do straight men really?

>> No.15649174

>>15634070
That looks so good

>> No.15649318
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15649318

>> No.15649353

>>15649318
Wheres the fucking lamb sauce?

>> No.15649398

>>15649318
What gender is that thing?

>> No.15649473
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15649473

Nachos.

>> No.15649515

>>15634084
>fried rice
>mashed potato on top
>lasagna on top of that
>stir fry on top of that
>topped off with yogurt, beef stew and more fried rice
>finished with a spoon full of baked beans
>random mexican with a pedo-stache
every fucking time

>> No.15649522
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15649522

>>15646736
good one

>> No.15649523
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>> No.15649559

>>15649523
joggers are disgusting

>> No.15649572

>>15649318
I was honestly expecting some shotgun fellatio until he started showing ingredients.

>>15649398
I'll be quite surprised if there isn't a dick under that skirt.

>> No.15649593
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>>15639362
You can but gavaging is kind of shitty, geese are monsters with literal teeth on their tongues, and you can make a perfectly delicious pate with healthy fowl liver. I use my healthy home raised duck liver for my latest pate and I find it delicious. And I have eaten my fair share of foie gras.

Pic related is the pate I made with duck liver. Served with vegetables, dried cherry tomatoes from my garden, and a bit of bacon

>> No.15649622
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>>15649523

>> No.15649629

>>15643812
I had fish and chips in london, I could not believe how bland and tasteless it was.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.15649708

>>15641177
peak sloppa

>> No.15649720

>>15649629
>I bought it in the capital of the cuntry where it was from!

>> No.15649733

>>15649720
Yes? It would be like going to New York City only to find out their pizza sucks.

>> No.15649798

>>15649523
no, just........no

>> No.15649897

>>15649733
But their pizza does suck. Chicago pizza is vastly superior

>> No.15649904

>>15640061
no seriously , do americans really?

>> No.15649916

>>15649904
No matter what you are referencing, the answer to this question is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we can and will do anything? Peanut butter on our burger? Win every war we've been in? Go to the moon? Have the only culture that matters in the world?

You're god damn right we really do. And that just burns you up.

>> No.15649945

>>15649916
I had sex with a dog once. Her name was billy. I don't this she was actually a girl dog but I am not gay
And yes, i was Americans

>> No.15649959

>>15643913
Real but purposely silly.

>> No.15649977

>>15649523
This is prison food. Which is weird because this kid looks like 17 years old.

>> No.15649984

>>15635767
So much autism for a fucking egglog like the ones that automatic egg dildo machine makes in seconds

>> No.15649996

>>15634078
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

>> No.15650007

>>15644793
this gave me a tip to make a burger.

>> No.15650008
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>> No.15650017

>>15649523
do white people really?

>> No.15650018
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>>15649916
god i love unironic mutt delusionposting.

>> No.15650023

>>15649945
can confirm, am the furry called billy he fucked

>> No.15650039

>>15650008
ive tried this method and they become runny liquid eggs on the toast.

>> No.15650046

>>15650039
>I tried this and did it wrong
Wow, any other exciting stories?

>> No.15650048

>>15650008
He really is a terrible cook isn't he

>> No.15650079

>>15650046
please make this on video with the same methodology

>> No.15650108

>>15650079
not him but you should try again. its definitely possible

>> No.15650448

>>15646137
>cutting it after wrapping it so bits of paper get lodged in the cheese-mess
Based.

>> No.15650473

>>15649473
The fuck is this garbage?

>> No.15650493

>>15650473
Star Trek. That's Dr. T'Ana, my wife.

>> No.15650505

>>15650473
Start trek by rick and morty. Mildly better than the live action shit, but that ain't sayin much

>> No.15650648

>>15639220
No, those ground bees go for everything

>> No.15650673

>>15634735
Thank you kind stranger

>> No.15650717

>>15641170
It's funnier with sound

>> No.15650726

>>15641675
You realize you've outed yourself as a grade S fagtard for not understanding that they were joking, right?

>> No.15650753

>>15642606
Whiteoid detected

You realize civilizations with culture were eating avocados long before the beige plaque discovered them in 2015, right?

>> No.15650778

>>15641301
It's hilarious to see all the britnogs responding to this webm seethe while explaining exactly why British "cusine" tastes like arse

>> No.15650822

>>15649523
>says to dice the pickle
>proceeds to *slice* pickle

Devilish

>> No.15650837

>>15649318
Would eat, then bang

>> No.15650850

>>15646311
Underrated, topest of keks

>> No.15650878

>>15649523
>top ramen hot pocket

>> No.15650900 [DELETED] 

>>15650822
>thinking blacks can cook
kek

>> No.15650902

>>15650039
You didn't cook long enough

>> No.15650952

>>15640636
>dry, and rubbery omelette?
See >>15640678
It's typically lighter and fluffier than normal omelettes because the folding makes it airy.

>> No.15651001

>>15635778
Maybe honey, vanilla or some kind of flower water?
I know rose, lavender, orange blossom and cherry blossom waters are very common in deserts in the middle east among other flower extracts

>> No.15651094

>>15643837
was recording a vocaroo really easier than just typing out a response?

>> No.15651126

>>15641316
>Heineken
Disgusting

>> No.15651143

>>15641177
literally just fucking slop
how does anyone enjoy this garbage

>> No.15651229

>>15649523
How do you get boiling water in prison?

>> No.15651240

>>15649897
Detroit>NewYork>>>>>Napoli>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chicago

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>>15650008

>> No.15652146

>>15649318
native american boy a cute

>> No.15652169

>>15651240
>USA
Italian Woodfired is superior
https://youtu.be/tHMQ_QQJtbY?t=228

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15652173

>>15652169
YEAH

>> No.15652175

>>15651229
He just used hot piss

>> No.15652188

>>15644356
Why does she dump the sugar on like that and not neatly spread it on all ribs.

>> No.15652194

>>15639226
>>15639227
Ceviche, and fish tacos are a good example of fish + avo, I'm sure there are more examples from baja california. Fish and cheese are fine, but I almost exclusively use Parmesan, Romano, Asiago or some other salty hard cheese. In all honestly I'm sure other cheeses are fine, there's just some taboo about fish and cheese that has to do with the imbalance of biles and medieval medicine.

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>>15652188
After one hour simmering, the sugar gets dissolved in the liquid anyways...

>> No.15652215
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15652215

>>15651229

>> No.15652228

>>15652173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJyd0lh22gI

>> No.15652231
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>>15650008
THE SEKREIT IS TAKE OFF HETE TEHN PUT BACK ONN LOLL xDDD

>> No.15652253

>>15635763
The industrial revolution was a mistake.

>> No.15652320

>>15636297
seriously though wtf

>> No.15652330

>>15636288
>>15636297
>the grilled cheese video
>the brown cheese omelette
>this
HE'S LOST THE PLOT

>> No.15652332

>>15641324
based belgians

>> No.15652374

Does anyone have the webm of that gross lasagne with a ton of layers of shit that doesn't belong in a lasagne?

>> No.15652384

>>15647871
This is normal and delicious although I belive that crisps are better in the sandwich than the chips.

>> No.15652398

>>15634075
DELETE THIS

>> No.15652401
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15652401

>>15652330
How so?

>> No.15652415

>>15634080
el americano....

>> No.15652418

>>15634141
bees are clean it's ok

>> No.15652425

>>15636288
and literally just....SQUEEEEZE

>> No.15652428

>>15643546
Real life Dune in Pakistan.

>> No.15652460 [DELETED] 

>>15650008
The best part about that video are the various mutts, creaturas and goblinos. Are there any wypipo left in America?

>> No.15652539 [DELETED] 

>>15652460
yeah, your mum is there fucking all the bbcs she can get

>> No.15652679 [DELETED] 

>>15652539
Nah, she's not American.

>> No.15652708
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15652708

>>15649916
>Win every war we've been in

>> No.15652709

>>15649996
shut the fuck up

>> No.15652712

>>15649163
straight men are the root of all of our problems.
>but women??
yeah and its our fault for letting them

>> No.15652720 [DELETED] 

>>15652679
that doesnt stop her from fucking them

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15652749

>>15650473
>none of the anons managed more than a "hurrr is trek"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Lower_Decks

>> No.15652777

>>15649318
>>15652146

Sauce

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15652788

>>15650726
>they
And you've outed yourself as an SSS tier tourist by assuming we subscribe to pronoun bullshit here, instead of defaulting to "he" because gender is only relevant to attentionwhoring sluts that want to keep their "girl" advantage.

>> No.15652820

>>15652788
>pronoun bullshit
When you're referring to somebody in a conversation (I.e. person A and person B are having a conversation about person C, who isn't present) it's grammatically acceptable to refer to them as "they." It has not a single thing to do with gender politics or any of that bullshit, it's just English you fucking illiterate amoeba. I'm sick and tired of having to degrade my language because you genetic dead ends have faggots living in your head rent free. Read a fucking book without pictures sometime.

>> No.15652851

>>15652820
>irrelevant reeeeing
Here, the default is "he". Either fuck off or lurk more. Tourist.

>> No.15652864

>>15652851
No.

>> No.15652870

>>15652851
anon you are fucking retarded and an embarrassment.

>> No.15652911

>>15652788
Go back to /pol/ and keep munching on your microwave tendies fag

>> No.15653171

>>15649916

Obese third world uncultured swines that lost the Vietnam War is what Americans are, and all they will ever be.

>> No.15653649

>>15652788
>>15652851
fuck polfags are retarded
go away smelly polfag

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