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>> No.15633108

ew

>> No.15633126

diabetes

>> No.15633131

The red bull marketing got to me in a huge way while I was in college so I have a big soft spot for jagerbombs but I don't much like it in other contexts.

>> No.15633132

>>15633097
Earlier in my grad program I used to stop by this shitty undergrad bar right on campus after my 9 PM classes and get a shot of Jager with ice and sip it. Good memories

>> No.15633136

Based.
I love their cold brew Jager. Shit is amazing!

>> No.15633153

>>15633131
Mixing alcohol with stimulants is a sure way to disaster. Alcohol lowers inhibition and the caffein gives you energy to do stupid stuff.

>> No.15633170

>>15633153
>mixing fun things makes you more likely to even funner things!
Blah, blah, thanks for the afterschool special, dweeb.

>> No.15633185

>>15633097
I drink about two ounces after every big meal. It legitimately helps with digesting. I'm not a big drinker but this is the only kind of alcohol that I drink often in small quantities

>> No.15633198

>>15633097
gross

>> No.15633213
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>>15633097
the one with spices is a solid 10/10

>> No.15633260

>>15633153
let retards kill themselves if they want

>> No.15633284

>>15633153
Not only are you careful but I bet you've had a lot of sex. Kudos my man. Kudos

>> No.15633311

>>15633097
Trash.

>> No.15633402

Not bad when mixed with root beer

>> No.15633424

>>15633097
Benedictine>Chartreuse>>>>>Jaeger
It's the smirnoff/j&b of its kind

>> No.15633473

Love it, but its spikes cortisol, lowers test, lowers HGH, increases estrogen, and disrupts protein synthesis.
Gotta choose between the good drink and gains, unfortunately.

>> No.15633497

>>15633131
Same, brings back "memories" of a better time for me at least. Now I just drink it with Dr.Pepper

>> No.15633501

>>15633097
itt: american ""tastebuds""

>> No.15633653

>>15633132
This is the most grad student thing I've read all week. Don't take this as a compliment, because it isn't.

>> No.15633675

>>15633097
It’s not bad. I’ll have a shot of it every once in a while.

>> No.15633811

>>15633097
It's way to sweet. Boonekamp is better.

>> No.15633933

>>15633097
My dad used to give me a half shot of it when I felt sick. Called it German cough syrup.

>> No.15633939

>>15633933
Same with my dad too

>> No.15633941

>>15633501
It's popular among German teens though
>>15633933
Lol

>> No.15634066

Massive hangover because didn't drink some water before sleeping.

>> No.15634083

>>15633097
i like herbal liquers, wish i had been born in 1800s germany.

>> No.15634174

>>15634083
Jagermeister was made in 1935 though

>> No.15634195

>>15634174
not him but i'm pretty damn sure herbal liquors existed in 1800

>> No.15634204
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15634204

>>15633097
Drink of dudebros and retarded college kids grow up you faggot

>> No.15634214

>>15634204
Achtuahlly:
>Jaeger with Red Bull = dudebros and retarded college kids
>Jaeger without Red Bull = patrician taste and based Chad

>> No.15634219

>>15634214
Yeah keep telling yourself that, special ed

>> No.15634244

The one time I had it in any substantial quantity was kicking off the night I drank more alcohol than I've ever had before, and suffered the most awful hangover I've ever experienced. So I guess it was alright.

>> No.15634246

>>15634219
So stereotype is the only thing you care about in life? Got it

>> No.15634255

>>15634246
K braaah duuuuude whooaaaaah radical!
suck a dick lol

>> No.15634257

>>15634255
Good bait. Only an actual boomer would unironically give an impression of an adolescent like this

>> No.15634268

>>15634257
Yeah keep telling yourself that, special ed

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15634274

>>15634268
Yeah keep telling yourself that, special ed

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15634278

It ruined my life while I made thousands of dollars. The leg hole scares will never heal though.

>> No.15634284

>>15634278
First off you're responsible for binge drinking, second off even if you blame it on the bottle don't blame Jaeger blame alcohol in general.

>> No.15634298

>>15634274
mee meee meee e mee moo mee
fucking faggot lol

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15634302

>>15634298
moo?

>> No.15634309

>>15634278
Absolutely BASED stream
Shout out IP2

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>>15634278
AYOOOO FIRESALES

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15634392

>>15633097
There are cheaper yet better alternatives. Jägermeister is kind of a meme brand. I like Becherovka better

Picrel is fine to get wasted on

>> No.15634501

>>15634392
Becherovka tastes totally different though.

>> No.15634662

>>15633097
I like it. I keep a smaller bottle in my freezer in case my sinuses suck and take a shot. I like licorice so I like the taste already, and it was used as a cure-all for a long time.

>> No.15634664

>>15633933
That's because it's what it was originally used for.

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15634704

>>15633185
>>15633933
>>15633939
>>15634664

tell me more about digestives, anons. i got from some new age youtuber the idea to drink turmeric tea before meals to stimulate gut motility and digestion and i feel it's been helping

i've been reading the old time cookbooks from that book thread and they emphasize digestion and how foods will effect people, upset stomachs, etc, i feel a lot of that is lost in modern cooking

>> No.15635491

You faggots don't drink Jager with coke?
Hurr durr burr I drink wTh red Bull hurr durr I'm geenys

>> No.15635815

>>15633097
>Mfw the beverage of the most boomerest boomers to ever boomer becomes the preferred drink of american frats
If there were a marketing nobel price, Jägermeister clearly deserved it.

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15635913

For me, it's Fernet Branca.

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15635950

I like the scharf version of it very much, especially when I was able to get it for 6 bucks.

>> No.15635952

>>15633153
Shut up, nerd

>> No.15635956

literally syrup water, no wonder the americans like it

>> No.15636417

>>15635913
Basato

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15636714

>>15633097
for me, it's unicum

>> No.15636975

>>15633097
bartender here.
it's unironically good shit, just most anglos associate it with redbull at college parties.

trick to Jaeger or any herbal liquer is to serve it ice cold, so keep it in the freezer.
when it's icy cold it's good just to sip straight.
if you want to mix it, cola or fanta are the most common ones.

>> No.15636990

>>15634313
I miss him like you wouldn't believe bros.