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>> No.15628354

>str vs dex
nah he's clearly a vegetable mage
this is str vs int

>> No.15628357

>>15628331
>File: str_vs_dex.jpg
Healthy Choices probably put points into endurance like a faggot. Unhealthy choices is a pvp meta build.

>> No.15628373

>>15628331
No wonder kids don't eat healthier.
Right looks like a faggot.

>> No.15628398

I want a Spy Kids-like movie based on this concept.

>> No.15628667

>>15628354
lmao

>> No.15628693

>>15628331
left looks cooler

>> No.15628707

>>15628398
its like live action bugsnax

>> No.15628765

>>15628398
pervert

>> No.15628794

>I'm sure to win because my diet is superior.

>> No.15628802
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BEHOLD

>> No.15628819

>>15628802
Looks like some hindu god

>> No.15628852

>>15628331
https://youtu.be/S7TYr4PFQGk

This has happened already

>> No.15628951

>>15628852
He got suspended for being a chad and wrecking the guy who made fun of him
Fuck the school system

>> No.15629012
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>>15628951
Welcome to Institutionalized forced femininity, as the school system fails yet another Chad-chud king. Hes a grown man now, and I'm sure the skinny kid is now a grown tranny

>> No.15629036

>>15629012
>forced femininity
Funny you mention that
I'm gay
Feminists would frequently bitch at me that my interests were too masculine and I need to "open up my feminine side"
I already fucking cry at JRPGs, why am I not allowed to do it while eating the fish I cooked and filleted this morning that I caught on my hike to the lake? Just because I like dick doesn't mean I have to be a femmy drag queen who owns a hundred purses

>> No.15629463
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>>15629036
Becuase being a based catch-n-cook bro makes you still a bro in my book. Chicks will never understand that a man is still a man, based on the actions of his character. What we would call hobbies in this day and age. The fish dont care what your sexual preferences are, neither does the rod, the bait, or the trail. I can say without a doubt, I know nothing about fishing or cleaning one, being a towny. So that's already cool as shit for me

Hell, I made breakfast, washed dishes, and fed and brushed the house cats today. I dont feel any less of man becuase of it. If anything, I need to relax on cooking, or else I'm gonna be as big as pic related

Dont bogart me bro, as fatman who enjoys all food though. What'd you catch and how'd you cook it?

>> No.15629607

>>15629463
Exactly. I still love the outdoors more than anything. Glad you're so cool about it.

It was just a smallmouth bass, fried in some italian breadcrumbs and some grapeseed oil. Was really nice and tender.

Also picrel hot as hell please why

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>>15629607
You're still human, bud. Sexual dimorphism and seeing confidence in a mates stance is always a thing. If it wasnt for it, I wouldn't have a fiancee that I'm legit 200lbs heavier than
>tldr; big bloata is like big booba
>triggers lizard brain

>smallmouth bass, fried in some italian breadcrumbs and some grapeseed oil
Sounds fuckin killer, bud. I would eat that anytime of the day. I really gotta get more fish in my diet

All the more power for liking the outdoors bud. I was never one for them, since I've mostly worked outside for most of my life. But I cant fault an outdoorsy bro

>> No.15630124

>>15630061
I hate the idea until I'm out there... kinda like I hate the idea of salad for a meal until it's on the plate... I'd burn an orphanage to spend a weekend in late spring camping somewhere along the Fraser River this year.

>> No.15630143

>>15630061
I mean, I try to strike a good balance of indoors and outdoors. I'm also an idort and we've got two PCs with a 3900x and 1080ti each -- I just like boating and cliffjumping too.

Honestly, this is probably the most real conversation I've had on this horrible website for ages.
Thanks, anon. Made me smile a lot, my husband too. I hope you and your wife-to-be can get the wedding you both wanted even with all the shit going on right now.

>>15630124
Same, sometimes. It's cold as fuck right now and there's a mountain of snow up here in Muskoka, so I don't head out too often

>> No.15630221

>>15628331
kid on left would fucking clobber that fag on the right

>> No.15630260

>>15630143
I'm in Barrie... forcing myself to take walks. Tempted to drive north to Sudbury tomorrow instead of south to my dying job.

>> No.15630362

>>15628354
>>15628331
Kids literally died from a vegan diet.
Eat meat , muh senpaitachi.

>> No.15630516

>>15630362
Jains don't eat anything that casts a shadow, they're doing ok.

>> No.15630535
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15630535

The one on the right looks cool

>> No.15630553

>>15630260
We're literally right in the heart of Huntsville, so maybe come by some day

>> No.15630567

>>15628331
>the chad junk food warrior vs the virgin vegetable lad
Are marketers just stupid, or intentionally subversive?
And yes, I know it's a PSA, the same people would be employed for this.

>> No.15630585

>>15629463
You seem pretty based. You aight city slicker.

>> No.15630622

>>15630535
>small tits
>thick thighs
hnng

>> No.15630744

>>15630585
Barriefriends are still rural enough that we respect them

>> No.15630775

>>15630744
I live here. I don't respect anyone in Barrie.

>> No.15630886

>>15630775
I respect you

>> No.15630930

>>15630886
Appreciated, but I'm sitting here writing music, delaying my outside time while the sun slowly sets, covered in chip crumbs with a thick bathrobe tied around my waist - top removed because the landlords like blasting the heat... I don't think I deserve a pass just for not being gacked out on fentanyl.

>> No.15630941

>>15630535
Here is a (you). Have a nice day

>> No.15630946

Unhealthy choices would wear healthy choices like a scarf after he fucking killed him.

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>>15630930
Oh.
Right.
I *always* forget about Barrie's fenty problem.

>> No.15631091

>>15630143
>idort
That's a meme I haven't heard in long time

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>>15631091
Luckily it still sees a good amount of use on /v/
Admittedly it's faster than saying "I have all the consoles and a PC"