/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15626697]

Alright then Mr...Anonymous? Let's hear your pitch for a theme restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15626700]

boobs

[Anonymous No.15626701]

fuck trough

[Anonymous No.15626708]

>>15626697
Totally random fuckin comfort foods, even poptarts with a glass of milk on the menu.

[Anonymous No.15626712]

Polygamy

[Anonymous No.15626734]

>>15626697
You cook your own dinner while an animatronic Gordon Ramsay yells at you incessantly.

[Anonymous No.15626739]

Blowjob bar. You order a beer, and maybe some food, and the waitress gives you a blowjob while you're eating/drinking.

[Anonymous No.15626748]

>>15626700

This. Bikini baristas. And we can also diversify into femboys as well, if 4chan has taught me anything its that people like this shit.

[Anonymous No.15626858]

>>15626739
This has been done to death already in Thailand.

[Anonymous No.15626878]

>>15626697
Crustacean Bloodsports

[Anonymous No.15626894]

>>15626858
Has it ever been done in countries where the people don't look like monkeys?

[Anonymous No.15626918]

>>15626894
Only during WWII, and that was in eastern Europe.

[Anonymous No.15627015]

Fresh-made Hot Pockets, but with international foods.

[Anonymous No.15627068]

Basically it’s a restaurant based around special education. Our waitstaff will all wear large safety helmets and we’d have dishes based around various things you’d see in a sped classroom. One I dea I had for what would be a signature dish was a filet mignon burnt to a crisp an served with ketchup, by the waiter or waitress bringing it out with their hand, meant to imitate an autistic individual throwing a tantrum and shitting on the floor. Additionally, this dish along with many others would be garnished with crushed goldfish. Around the restaurant there would be posters and whatever school shit you’d find in the wall in a sped classroom. I was thinking we call it “special Ed’s diner” or “Ed’s special diner” or something like that.

[Anonymous No.15627080]

We served breakfast items such as waffles, eggs, all that shit, make it look like diner and put them in black neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.15627081]

>>15627068
I laughed way harder than I'd like to admit.

[Anonymous No.15627083]

>>15627080
Isn't that just Waffle House?

[Anonymous No.15627095]

>>15627068
>we’d have dishes based around various things you’d see in a sped classroom.
I'm not entirely sure what autistic people eat besides tendies.

[Anonymous No.15627099]

>>15627083
Fine, we'll put them in white neighborhoods instead.

[Anonymous No.15627105]

>>15627099
Still waffle house.

[Anonymous No.15627182]

>>15626697
The servers and cooks are white

[Anonymous No.15627190]

>>15626708
Love it

[Anonymous No.15627196]

I think this is done in japan

a restaurant where you eat in separate 1 and 2 person rooms

[Anonymous No.15627200]

>>15627182
You're a madman

[Anonymous No.15627391]

A restaurant that only serves food that makes you fart. All you can eat beans / cabbage / onions / cheese

Basically a braphog feeding trough

[Anonymous No.15627417]

Slamburger. A wrestling themed fast food place where you're encouraged to dress up in a wrestling costume to get a discount on your meal. There's also a ring in the center of the room for live entertainment.

[Anonymous No.15627495]

all menu items are available as a chimichanga for an additional fee.

[Anonymous No.15627506]

>>15627495
So is it the cherrychanga or the chimicherry?

[Anonymous No.15627516]

a restaurant that specializes in feed and seed

[Anonymous No.15628004]

>>15626697
have no-pan shabu shabu been tried outside Japan?

[Anonymous No.15628037]

>>15627099
ihop then

[Anonymous No.15628043]

>>15626697
Cunnies. It's like Denny's but all the servers are lolis.

DiMellos Pizza, you bring in some girls (that's for daddy) you get em hooked on heroin so they don't leave. No food but these gals will do anything you want. The pizza part is that we can get Dominos delivered.

City Wok- mongolian grill for except you have to fight for your choice of protein with the server. Loser is thrown into the grill and grilled to death.

[Anonymous No.15628188]

>>15626697
Semen cooking

[Anonymous No.15628194]

>>15628188
>Inb4 where would you get all the semen
Sourced from sperm banks, specifically the donations of < 6ft men who all the women already don't want.

[Anonymous No.15628208]

>>15628194
If I bring my own can I get a discount?

[Anonymous No.15628214]

>>15626697
Georgian food but its all made by niggers

[Anonymous No.15628231]

>>15628043
this has potential.

[Anonymous No.15628235]

I dunno get trannys to run it or some shit, that seems fashionable for some god awful reason

[Anonymous No.15628924]

Good food

[Anonymous No.15628977]

>>15628235
There's an AIDS restaurant already. We don't need another.

[Anonymous No.15628993]

>>15628977
Gays get AIDS. Trannies usually end their lives at their own hands before any disease gets to them.

[Anonymous No.15629064]

it's always themed like whatever holiday was closest to 6 months prior
so like, 4th of july themed in january, thanksgiving themed in may, halloween in april, etc.

[Anonymous No.15629072]

>>15628993
so a suicide themed restaurant?

[Anonymous No.15629100]

>>15629064
I actually like this one. It actually might make it easier for some families to get together on "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas."

[Anonymous No.15629104]

>>15629072
Already have that, it's called McDonald's

[Anonymous No.15629118]

>>15626697
MREs.

[Anonymous No.15629178]

An Asian gastropub. It looks like any other bar or pub, but the menu is Asian-inspired. So instead of buffalo wings, you might get sweet & sour pork. Instead of fish & chips, you might get tempura. Have a selection of Asian beer like Asahi, Blue Girl, Tiger, Bintang, etc.

The decor could be loosely Asian-based. So if an ordinary bar has pictures of classic cars on the walls, then this bar might have pictures of classic Yamaha motorcycles or something. The sports playing on the TVs would still have to be local, though. Just your usual NFL/NBA/MLB/UFC/etc. Don't want to alienate the clientele too much, as this is half the reason people come to bars anyway.

[Anonymous No.15629203]

>>15626697
A sweet bar. Like a bar but for dessert. These exist but our exclusive item would be flavored milk. Basically imagine filling a large bowl with coco puffs or lucky charms and letting it soak for 3 hours then remove the cereal and sell the flavored milk. That is what we would do

[Anonymous No.15629269]

First you take a shit
Then someone examines it and determines what you should eat

[Anonymous No.15629280]

>>15626700

[Anonymous No.15629286]

A restaurant where you can't use your hands to eat. You will literally be hand cuffed the moment you come in and the hand cuffs will be removed when your meal is done. Everyone will have to eat like pigs and be served from a trough. I will call it Piggy Petes.

[Anonymous No.15629308]

"The lucky Slampig"

-A Fast Casual Dining experience where all the waitresses are on the larger side.

[Anonymous No.15629316]

>>15629118
I could actually see this being a thing. Would attract lots of autistic lonely men and LARPING boomers who think they are operators.

[Anonymous No.15629318]

>>15626697
It looks like Edge City from Radioactive Dreams, it only serves drinking snacks and such food wise and you can smoke in there.

[Anonymous No.15629331]

“Tacos,Tacos,Tacos,Tacos “
Anything you desire, in a tortilla.

[Anonymous No.15629336]

Who opens a restaurant during a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.15629343]

>>15626697
Waitress randomly swamps the dishes between tables while you are eating

[Anonymous No.15629475]

>>15626708
>comfort food

[Anonymous No.15629574]

>>15629475
Unrelated post here, but I just came up with an idea.

Soy Jack's. It's a vegetarian restaurant that specializes in meme foods. The menu is just vegetarian versions of trendy foods from the past 5 years.

[Anonymous No.15629605]

>>15629316
I thought that as I posted it. Could actually work if done right, more as a trendy thing.

[Anonymous No.15629636]

>>15629336
>Who opens a restaurant during a pandemic

Thanks for the reminder we'd all forget if it weren't for the constant brow beating

[Anonymous No.15629782]

>>15626697
I fuck the guests dinner date or wife right on the table in front of them and shoot my load into their food. I call it cuckold castle and I'll be dressed as a king but with no pants.

[Anonymous No.15629818]

>>15626697
Full Canadian

[Anonymous No.15629834]

>>15629636
Hey, anon? Did you know there's a fucking pandemic on? So wear your fucking mask. It improves your looks by 50% too. Bonus for you. Now people won't stare at you anymore.

[Anonymous No.15629840]

>>15627068
This is just a Hooters with a slight decor change.

[Anonymous No.15629854]

>>15629840
I've never been to a Hooters before. Are the waitresses trained to behave autistically?

[Anonymous No.15629885]

Plumpers, an all you can eat buffet with a large scale at the front door, if you weigh in over 450 lbs you eat free. Drinks would be extra though, and we would only serve huge cups so we would recoup money on that end. It would also attract thinner individuals, because everyone is attracted to looking at the morbidly obese, similar to watching a train wreck. Weekly we would also have a raffle where if you can guess a randomly selected customers weight, you get a free meal ticket for next time.

The food would be a mixture of American food (think golden corral) and chinese food. We would offer plates, but for an extra fee you could also purchase a themed reusable bucket to use as a plate and take home.

[Anonymous No.15629905]

>>15629885
That's just a slightly more extreme version of Heart Attack Grill without the hospital theme.

[Anonymous No.15629932]

>>15629885
>weigh in over 450 lbs
I've always wondered how this is physically possible. I'm 230 lbs and I'm technically obese already. Even if I tried my hardest to be as fat as possible, the heaviest I can get is 250. These people balloon up to such comically large sizes without trying, and I can't even do that even if I go out of my way to do it.

[Anonymous No.15629946]

A restaurant where all the animals and veggies you have to pick yourself or behead a chicken and pluck its feathers and cut it up and cook it and the veggies

[Anonymous No.15629956]

>>15626697
Hear me out.

>people get seated
>a server brings them raw ingredients
>the patrons cook their own food over a small fire

[Anonymous No.15629981]

>>15629932
replace everything you drink with beer and soda and snack on candy a lot
wala

[Anonymous No.15630010]

A bistro with no more than 3 or 4 menu items, and it's just whatever the chef feels like making at the time. There is no schedule, there is no rhyme or reason, it's totally random (from the customer's perspective). When you get there, whatever is available will be clearly written & priced on the menu signboard, but you won't know what's on there until you get there.

[Anonymous No.15630020]

A restaurant where you have to eat completely in the nude so when you are thinking about ordering that pasta Alfredo with mozzarella sticks you can see how much of a fat fuck you are and order the salad

[Anonymous No.15630023]

>>15629854
No, they are hired either for breast size, or skank appeal. The prototypical bit titted dumb bimbo is the perfect Hooters "girl". They call them girls...

[Anonymous No.15630028]

dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.15630036]

>>15629956
While an animatronic Gordon Ramsay yells at them....

[Anonymous No.15630046]

>>15629854
Here:

[Anonymous No.15630064]

>>15630028
I went to the barcade in Denver. We actually got thrown out for beating Time Crisis 3. Me and my cousin went through the whole game which took 40 minutes and there was a line forming and the owner got mad. Most people play a credit with their GF and move on no one actually tries to autistically beat the game but me and my cousin did.

[Anonymous No.15630070]

A slow-food restaurant. Everything takes longer to make, instead of faster. No speedy assembly lines of a fast-food restaurant. Not even any food prepping of a regular restaurant. Everything takes as much time as possible. The only time customers are allowed to complain is when the food arrives too fast.

[Anonymous No.15630078]

>>15630064
I was honestly expecting the story to end with you being kicked out for writing "ASS" or "POO" as your initials on the leaderboard. But that's a good ending, too.

[Anonymous No.15630082]

>>15626697
Restaurant Monsanto and Golden Lice with maximised soya products. All the waitresses are fully paid employers with better health insurance than YOU and reject tips. They also call you ANTI-SCIENCE PIG SCUM, as required on the job.

[Anonymous No.15630090]

Its like a regular restaurant except all the staff have AIDS

[Anonymous No.15630091]

>>15626858
With free AIDs.

[Anonymous No.15630108]

>>15626697
Pirate bar. Sea shanties blasting, maybe throw in some new world wenches to fetch beer and Rum. Mainly the sea shanties

[Anonymous No.15630109]

>>15629932
>>15629981
Eat about 30 000 calories a day and ride mobility thingy instead of walking.

[Anonymous No.15630120]

A fantasy tavern. Lot's of beer, some cheap wine, different kinds of sausages, roast meats, stews, house-made breads, game meat (check availability). We won't do any horrible ren-faire larping aside from maybe finding some simple laced shirts and dresses, no fucking black leather ranger.

[Anonymous No.15630127]

>>15626697
We sell food.

[Anonymous No.15630130]

A normal restaurant where servers are paid above hourly minimum wage, and they're not allowed to accept tips. Employees caught accepting tips will be fired, and customers caught giving tips will be banned.

[Anonymous No.15630134]

>>15628043
Japan has done something like this for the Otaku weebs. It would only work in the most densely populated areas tho, unless you can manage to bleed for a few years until it gains awareness

[Anonymous No.15630141]

>>15630134
>Smile
>Sweet
>Sister
>Sadistic
>Surprise
>Service

[Anonymous No.15630151]

>>15626697
>everyone rides into the restaurant on a tram
>loud German music war propaganda blares over a loudspeaker
>you are given a sticker with a number that goes on your arm
>you are brought through wooden doors into what appears to be a shower room
>delicious schnitzel, sausages home made breads on menu
>craft beer brewed on site
>half way through the meal a thick fog fills the room
>angry german man screams "Platz für Nachtisch sparen" over loudspeaker
>sign saying "over 6 million served" flickers dimly on the wall

I call it "Yumschwitz"

[Anonymous No.15630158]

A fast food place that only serves breakfast items.

[Anonymous No.15630160]

A subtle anime-themed cafe in a western country. No obnoxious weeb decor, it looks like a perfectly normal cafe. The menu items & designs will have names that only people who actually watch that show will recognize. For example, a green donut with a cherry-flavored filling.

[Anonymous No.15630166]

A restaurant escape room. A 3 course meal is hidden all around an escape room and you have to solve the puzzles which drop you your courses.

[Anonymous No.15630170]

>>15630151
Honestly, even if you don't like nazis, that sounds like an awesome idea.

[Anonymous No.15630173]

Irish restaurant named O'Tatoes. Slogan is "there's no P in our food."

[Anonymous No.15630174]

>>15630151
>yumschwitz

[Anonymous No.15630181]

>>15630173
How authentic is the stew?

[Anonymous No.15630184]

A Pho restaurant for zoomers.

>VietNOM

[Anonymous No.15630186]

It's called "Reparations"
Only black people work there, but the twist is that white patrons pay to serve the black workers food.

[Anonymous No.15630189]

>>15630134
Child labor laws.

[Anonymous No.15630214]

>>15630151
9/10 laffed

[Anonymous No.15630219]

A restaurant that serves Middle-Eastern dishes fit for a king. I would call it "Palace Dine."

[Anonymous No.15630245]

>>15630189
Looks like Ron Swanson was right all along.

[Anonymous No.15630328]

>>15630120
Would love this actually. Tavern music and mead. But you're not allowed to talk about critical roll.

[Anonymous No.15630396]

>>15629178
Japanese baseball and pride reruns would fit your theme better. Familiar, yet asian. Also instead of classic yamaha it should be pictures of used 92 civics

[Anonymous No.15630467]

>>15626748
Those are all over the pacific northwest, and I don't know how they stay in business, because I never see anyone ordering coffee there.

[Anonymous No.15630475]

A restaurant specialized in beans

[Anonymous No.15630506]

A Hooters-like restaurant but instead of hiring attractive women for the server positions, they're all unattractive. And I don't mean just "mediocre" or "below average," they would very much specifically be unattractive. Even a 3/10 would be too high.

[Anonymous No.15630523]

>>15630475
That's basically the vegetarian menu at a Mexican restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15630527]

>>15626697
A gambling themed restaurant in which you can buy randomized dishes, and you can opt for a "dish lottery" i.e. pay 50% for a 50% chance to get what you ordered (otherwise you get a single consolatory mint).

[Anonymous No.15630547]

>>15626697
The neet and greet
It is a chicken joint.

[Anonymous No.15630555]

4chan themed resturant

[Anonymous No.15630565]

>>15628043
>Cunnies. It's like Denny's but all the servers are lolis.

Its called Raisins. And exiting from Raisins will get you beat up and thrown in the river..

[Anonymous No.15630574]

>>15629932
Genetics plays a part. I'm a fat fuck basically digging my grave with a fork and can't get above 285.

[Anonymous No.15630586]

>>15630120

I would be into this. But all waitresses had to be in-character and would NOT be allowed to joke and demean me.

Also, every thursday there would be hired actors to start a post-dungeon crawl bar-brawl

[Anonymous No.15630587]

>>15630555
When /ck/ was a new board, some anons and I have talked about this. Those were some good times.

>copypasta
>sauce upon request
>complimentary 4chan cookie
Mid-2000s 4chan was a very different time.

[bruce No.15630599]

>>15630506
You've just described 9/10 diners lol

[Anonymous No.15630605]

>>15630506
I would imagine this is every diner in portland

[Anonymous No.15630609]

>>15630475
Based and beanpilled

[Anonymous No.15630613]

>>15626697
like hooters but only women over 35 are employed and they all call you sweety, darling, or hun

[bruce No.15630645]

>>15626697
A sit down restaurant that basically only serves breakfast food, but they also do other things like burgers.

[Anonymous No.15630681]

>>15630645
That's basically every diner in western Canada.

[Anonymous No.15630697]

>>15626697
Coffee shop that serves high quality breakfast and brunch food all day.

[Anonymous No.15630806]

>>15626697
It’s called “jungle bunnies” and only thicc black girls can work there and it’s also a strip club with really good chicken tneders and it’s like chic fil a except instead of my pleasure they say “yes massah!”

[Anonymous No.15630837]

>>15626697
ok, get this,
it's basically reverse benihana. cowboys flipping tongs and six-shooters in a place that looks like a hunting lodge. open one in japan as a place for hot-shot japanese businessmen to take their south-korean clients. serve all kinds of american food on a table-grill and do stupid tricks. big whiskey place. i give it 15 years before it's laughably out of style and shutters. probably a 100 million dollar idea

[Anonymous No.15630905]

>>15630837

[Anonymous No.15630939]

>>15627068
Its funny because one day you're going to have kids. To me, you're the one who's developmentally slow.

[Anonymous No.15630966]

>>15629574
Anon, you might be onto something

[Anonymous No.15630971]

>>15630120
Fuck me this sounds comfy, the cheapest order is from the perpetual stew with lots of potatoes, carrots and whatevers including trimmings and bones for flavor, the more expensive ones are actual dishes. Only thing missing is being able to bed the barmaid

[Anonymous No.15630979]

>>15630939
Dude, I'm a literal retard autist who's been in special ed classes as a kid, and even I found that post to be hilarious. Quit being such a butthurt little bitch lmfao

[Anonymous No.15631029]

>>15627068
Male employees should have a bowl cut and the uniform should be mom-jeans and a sweater with horizontal stripes.

[Anonymous No.15631126]

>>15630939
Nigga I’m literally autistic lmfao

[Anonymous No.15631137]

>>15631029
I was also thinking that the food we serve would be on iPads with a four inch foam case that you’d also use to order your food

[Anonymous No.15631192]

Fat fux
The menu will be greasy pastries from all over the world.From jamaican patties to chinese pork buns and everything in between
I want all the fat fucks in the world go feel at home in my joint

[Anonymous No.15631201]

A YLYL restaurant. There are screens all over the restaurant that play funny videos at random, and the waiters will say things to try and make you laugh. If you laugh, a 25% gratuity is added to your bill. If you make them laugh, you get a 25% discount on your bill. If neither of you laugh, it's just business as usual.

[Anonymous No.15631205]

>>15626708
Part of the idea of comfort food is that you're eating it in a comfortable environment. When's the last time you felt comfortable in a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.15631213]

>>15631192
Aw hell yeah, Kouign-amann up in this bitch.

[Anonymous No.15631218]

>>15627068
Why not just "Speshal Ed's"?

[Anonymous No.15631241]

>>15627417
Here's my number, well talk later

[Anonymous No.15631253]

>>15631201
I assume that the menu will be banana heavy?

[Anonymous No.15631258]

>>15629178
That's just an izakaya isn't it?

[Anonymous No.15631324]

>>15631253
And the prices will end in .69

[Anonymous No.15631344]

>>15631258
Well yes, but no. I was thinking more along the lines of an American sports bar that happens to be Asia-centric. Plus I would try to cover cultures other than Japan.

[Anonymous No.15631555]

Pretty much just McDonalds but racist

[Anonymous No.15631575]

An adults-only restaurant where children aren't allowed. Most of the menu will be kid-friendly items like tendies, mac & cheese, brownies, etc. The cutlery & dinnerware will be the kind that's specifically designed for kids.

A restaurant that only serves western/European food, but there are no forks. They have spoons, knives, and chopsticks, but no forks. There are no forks that physically exist in the restaurant.

A restaurant whose name strongly implies that it's Asian (like "Sakura Garden" or "Golden Dragon" or "Tokyo Grill"), but they only serve western food. Maybe tie it in with the previous idea.

A restaurant whose name strongly implies a western connection (like "Jim's Diner" or "Abbington Hall"), but they only serve Asian food. And they definitely don't have chopsticks.

A restaurant that welcomes kids and even has a separate kids menu, but the items are even more adult than the adult menu. So the adults would get something normal like spaghetti or burgers, but the kids menu has things like Oysters Rockefeller, terrine, microgreen salad, etc.

[Anonymous No.15631631]

An insult restaurant that really pushes the boundaries. If you show up wearing a pink shirt, they'll actually call you a faggot. If you're black, they'll straight up call you a nigger. No more light jabs at your weight or age, they cross the line and then some.

[Anonymous No.15631874]

>>15626697
Ok how's this. It's like Hooters but with an emphasis on ass instead. Called Cakes, or Pooters.

[Anonymous No.15631980]

>>15630837
Reminds me of Howdy. Its in Bradford so it's all Pakistanis, but they are wearing cowboy hats.
My favorite part is the bust of John Wayne right next to the plaque of the Shahada, the Islamic prayer of faith.
It was pretty fun to be on the other side of the cultural stereotyping

[Anonymous No.15632072]

>>15630064
ur a real one g

[Anonymous No.15632113]

>>15626697
Motorized slop trough.

[Anonymous No.15632163]

>>15629203
Momofuku Milk Bar sells this

[Anonymous No.15632390]

>>15626697
A continuously revolving, almost random combination of cuisine from all places, classes, and times in history, complete with period appropriate clothing, music and setting, as well as entertainments. Also explanation. Perhaps it could be simply in the form of a sign up ahead of time, where you go to a particular location at a particular time and the meal is served.

[Anonymous No.15632393]

>>15630506
They already have this, it's called Denny's

[Anonymous No.15632408]

A seafood restaurant that is also an aquarium, there are fish and other sea animals on display over the restaurant, and you pick which fish you want, they pick it and prepare it for you.

[Anonymous No.15632998]

>>15627196
sounds like you're describing an internet cafe

[Anonymous No.15633010]

>>15630151
>you are brought through wooden doors

[Anonymous No.15633051]

>a bar
>seating area is circular with booths around the perimeter
>a model train runs arouns the circumference of the bar and brings you your drinks
>menu is fully electronic, no servers at all
>the only front of house employee is a downie in a conductor hat who is paid to do nothing but yell CHOO CHOO whenever guests arrive
It's called Thomas the Tanked Engine

[Anonymous No.15633093]

>>15630151
Fuggin yes

[Anonymous No.15633105]

German History & German Techno.

[Anonymous No.15633115]

>>15626697
A place where you make your own peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
>Whats it called?
P B & J's

[Anonymous No.15633133]

>>15626697
Open up a faux "hole in the wall" but not really hole in the wall white people eatery with stupid as fuck, over the top decorated items (like really sparkly or detailed drinks and food that people want to take pics of) and hire artists to draw stupid fucking wings on the outside, all near a nice college.

[Anonymous No.15633135]

>>15630467
They arent ordering coffee if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.15633143]

>>15633135
Tell me more...

[Anonymous No.15633151]

>>15633143
they change your oil and do a tire pressure check, I thought it was common knowledge

[Anonymous No.15633174]

>>15629178
What is this might shit? Could I get buffalo wings instead of sweet & sour pork by chance? Explain yourself now.

[Anonymous No.15633209]

Toast Town
Not a town but a restaurant bakery
Serves sliced bread exclusively.
Each table has a toaster and various spreads.
Staff wear pic related. The plates are shaped like slices of bread.
Everything is shaped like various breads
bread couch maybe.
Staff wear bread hats made of real bread and staff are expected to make their bread hat daily.
You sell bread by slice, 50c each or some shit
Bread is cheap to make.
I'm describing a bakery but just u get to toast fresh bread and eat it there

[Anonymous No.15633219]

Prison restaurant. The waiters & cooks are all ex-cons. The menu is the same kind of slop they serve in prisons. There's even the dreaded Nutraloaf.

[Anonymous No.15633228]

>>15633209
once after a big long night out, I was taking the train home. there was a homeless man making toast by holding a piece of bread with a fork and using a cigarette lighter to toast one spot at a time.

[Anonymous No.15633232]

>>15633219
what is nutraloaf even made out of?

[Anonymous No.15633244]

>>15633232
Apparently it's just whatever they normally serve in prison, but mashed together & baked into a loaf. So the meat, potatoes, vegetables, fruits, bread, even beverages & desserts, all combined together. They used to feed it to inmates who behaved especially bad, and it's so bad that it's considered cruel & unusual punishment in a lot of places.

[Anonymous No.15633258]

>>15630151
Great

[Anonymous No.15633264]

>>15626697
I've had this pitch for awhile. It's called you don't want to eat here. It's the worst food you've ever had. Every meal comes complimentary with mayo water and it's fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.15633279]

>>15629178
Asian gastropub, but you weeb it the fuck out. You give these weebs a spot where they can feel like the cool guys at the bar. Your idea needs some tweaking.
Japanese cuisine only, and you serve it in bento boxes just like the hipster bars that use mason jars for drinks. Sushi and ramen, but you use the most hipster-ish ramen recipes you can dig up.
On the big screen, it's nothing but NJPW and AEW. On side televisions, nothing but anime on mute with subtitles. Get this, anime body pillows in some of the chairs. Have a bouncer with an actual fucking katana to break up drunken weeb fights.
Sink all your money into this, then kiss it goodbye as weebs run off anyone that isn't a weeb, and can't sustain it with their patronage alone.

[Anonymous No.15633300]

>>15627417
>>15631241
WWE actually tried this at one point. It didn't work. Hulk Hogan also had a restaurant where no one could wear clothes that Hulk Hogan would actually wear. Jerry Lawler has a couple barbecue joints in Memphis, but he's basically God in that city, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

[Anonymous No.15633304]

A restaurant where every server is physically disabled in some way that makes food service not impossible, but more difficult/takes longer (paraplegic, missing a limb, etc.). Whoever owns the restaurant can use it for virtue-signaling, and with western society treating disabled people like glass, management might not hear a single complaint from customers.

[Anonymous No.15633306]

crab house but its for boiled peanuts

[Anonymous No.15633313]

>>15633300
>that sign
Just seems like a very long-winded way of saying "No niggers"

[Anonymous No.15633316]

>>15633300
>NO Do-Rags

[Anonymous No.15633345]

>>15633143
THEY HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.15633346]

>>15633313
That's exactly what it was, and Hulk Hogan forced them to rescind the policy when that became obvious and he caught the PR backlash.

[Anonymous No.15633353]

Portable omelettes

[Anonymous No.15633357]

>>15626697
UHH
SPORTS BAR
BUT THE TVS ARE BROKEN ON PURPOSE

[Anonymous No.15633371]

>>15633346
It kind of makes me question the complainants, too. They alleged that the dress code is racist to blacks, but in doing so, they have stereotyped black people as wearing that kind of stuff. So they were being racist *while* they were complaining about racism.

[Anonymous No.15633375]

>>15633357
One better: Sports bar, but you splice in split-second frames of hardcore gay porn during every critical moment of every game, no exceptions. Cumshots when the underdog scores. Pegging and fem-fetish when the visiting team gets scored on.

[Anonymous No.15633382]

>>15633353
This exists and it is terrible. I bought it and almost vomited when I ate it.

[Anonymous No.15633403]

>>15633228
Protip don't fucking do this unless you think lighter fluid is delicious

[Anonymous No.15633404]

A porn bar. It's just a regular ordinary bar, but instead of sports playing on the TVs, it's porn. There can even be fun events like wet t-shirt contests, and meet-and-greet with porn stars. The bar can even be rented out to production companies to film bar scenes for porn.

[Anonymous No.15633410]

>>15633371
It's not racism if you're fighting a white business owner.

[Anonymous No.15633413]

>>15626708
reddit post

[Anonymous No.15633418]

>>15631205
go outside dude

[Anonymous No.15633425]

A restaurant staffed by cooking students. It's basically like Hell Kitchen but as a franchise. The food will be discounted but the agreement is you must accept what they give you as long as its edible.

[Anonymous No.15633429]

>>15633404
Open this in vegas and it might actually work

[Anonymous No.15633432]

>>15631575
>A restaurant that only serves western/European food, but there are no forks. They have spoons, knives, and chopsticks, but no forks. There are no forks that physically exist in the restaurant.

thats just regular Europe until like 300 years ago

[Anonymous No.15633441]

>>15633425
I could've sworn this already exists somewhere. It makes too much sense. The students need practice, and food waste is a terrible thing.

[Anonymous No.15633445]

>>15633404
isnt that just a strip club with the volume to 11?

[Anonymous No.15633446]

>>15633441
I go to the local college to get a free haircut that is cut by students. 99% of the time its ok. They should do this for cooking

[Anonymous No.15633448]

>>15633404
Both of your ideas have been done and ended up on episodes of Bar Rescue. In one case, it was a punk bar with live music and hardcore porn projected on a screen behind the stage. In the other, it was a sports bar where the owner's idiot son let a porn company shoot a scene on a couch that unwitting customers were sitting on.
Don't do this unless you want Jon Taffer to explain why you're an idiot on television.

[Anonymous No.15633456]

A salad bar that functions like a bar. You go up to the bartender to order a salad, and he makes it right in front of you. The taps are filled with dressing/vinaigrette instead of beer.

A bar that functions like a salad bar. Imagine a salad bar like pic related, but filled with various types of liquor and garnishes. You take a glass, then you grab a ladle and pour a scoop of whatever suits your fancy. Then you can add cherries, lemons, etc.

[Anonymous No.15633457]

>>15633441
our TAFE has a restaurant on campus for hospo students

[Anonymous No.15633458]

femboy hooters

[Anonymous No.15633461]

>>15633445
Strip clubs are actually a better investment. Strippers pay the owner to work a shift in the club, and the price goes up if they're late for their shift. Otherwise, these hookers will only show up for prime time and the club won't have any dancers at 7:00 pm.

[Anonymous No.15633463]

>>15633461
7 pm is not prime time?

[Anonymous No.15633466]

>>15633446
Many culinary schools do.

[Anonymous No.15633471]

>>15633463
Have you ever gone to a strip club at 7:00 pm? They're mostly like bars, there's a few regulars there that actually chat with the girls, but the main business is 10:00-ish to 2:00-ish.

[Anonymous No.15633475]

>>15627506
Fuck off back to our containment board faggot

[Anonymous No.15633477]

>>15633375
Gay but I like the idea.

[Anonymous No.15633479]

>>15633471
>Have you ever gone to a strip club
No never

[Anonymous No.15633505]

>>15626708
Based
>>15626878
Probably illegal but based
>>15628043
I'd pay good money for city wok
>>15629956
Anon that's just a mongolian grill
>>15630120
This is fucking based
>>15630527
Casinos already rent out space as is I'd go for it
>>15630613
Please follow your dreams

[Anonymous No.15633507]

>>15629336
Did any of us talk about actually opening the fucking thing retard.

[Anonymous No.15633524]

>>15629834
I hope the mask your wearing muffles the autistic screeching coming from you.

[Anonymous No.15633529]

An Islamic-themed bar. There are alcoholic drinks, and the food is middle-eastern stuff like kebabs and shawarma. One notable difference is that pork is available on the menu. Of course, you can smoke shisha, too.

I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.15633539]

>>15629336
might as well, its would probably close anyway

actually being able to set it up in a pandemic friendly way as opposed to doing it normally and then having your entire business model flipped over might not be a bad idea, do it right from the start and the staff can be trained way more effectively
separated high walled booths for security and privacy
minimal speaking
no children allowed to run around since its a risk

[Anonymous No.15633543]

>>15633529
And the waitresses are dressed in something like this. Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.15633563]

>>15633463
>>15633471
Having been to a strip club recently, I would say about 9pm to close is prime time. Anything earlier is just drunks getting their fix while ogling the girls.
I went with a couple of regs and the service we got was far and beyond anyone else would get. I had fun lets just say that.

[Anonymous No.15633569]

A restaurant where everything on the menu is shaped like a dick. Apart from the questionable shape, the food is actually really fucking good. The food is made from organic, fresh, high-quality ingredients, and the chefs are highly-trained professionals with 5-star restaurant experience. Buuuuut, all the food is shaped like dicks. There is some shame to be had from eating something phallic-shaped, that also tastes phenomenal.

[Anonymous No.15633573]

>>15633563
Do strip clubs care about the pandemic at all, and if they do, how do lap dances work?

[Anonymous No.15633603]

>>15633573
The one I went to didnt care and lap dances were like normal. They had a sign saying you assume all liability but yolo I guess.
The lap dance I had was great two blondes all over me. I could have died right then and there and I would have been happy :)

[Anonymous No.15633615]

>>15633603
>They had a sign saying you assume all liability
If only other businesses had it that easy. What state was this, if you don't mind me asking? Other than that, I've got my fill, thanks for sharing your experience :^)

[Anonymous No.15633618]

>>15633603
>The lap dance I had was great two blondes all over me. I could have died right then and there and I would have been happy :)
I don't get it. You are paying for blue balls. How is this a good thing?

[Anonymous No.15633623]

>>15633615
>:^)
kys

[Anonymous No.15633629]

>>15633623
>:^(

[Anonymous No.15633636]

>>15633618
If blue balls are an issue, you can pay a little extra to go into a private booth to alleviate this problem.

[Anonymous No.15633641]

>>15633636
Private booths are the same thing only in private

[Anonymous No.15633643]

>>15633615
I live in cuckifornia sadly, yeah I know, it sucks bigly.
>>15633618
Ive got hookers I go to that take care of that. I will say tho strip clubs are a waste of money but my friends wanted me to go and I went.
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.15633644]

>>15633641
Ah, yes. But if you pay a little extra on top of that, who knows...

[Anonymous No.15633646]

>>15633643
I'm actually surprised that there's a strip club in California that hasn't gone into full cuckdown mode and is still operational like usual. Surprisingly based.

[Anonymous No.15633652]

>>15633475
>getting the reference

[Anonymous No.15633663]

>>15627196
>>15632998
they have that in some of the fancier restaurants, its ment for bussines meating and other rich people things

[Anonymous No.15633672]

>>15633646
heh youd be surprised how based most of the state is. If you get away from the coast it's not much different from other parts of the country. Lots of good people live here but are drowned out by the coasties unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.15633677]

>>15629064
like a time machine restaurant, cool

[Anonymous No.15633683]

>>15629118
i think that already exist

[Anonymous No.15633708]

>>15633641
bruh, all you gotta do is tip and ask

[Anonymous No.15633735]

>>15633644
>>15633708
Why would you want to fuck a stripper anyway thats asking for an STD?

[Anonymous No.15633747]

>>15633735
I'm not saying you have to, but I'm saying it's an option. Also, there is the option of using protection.

[Anonymous No.15633795]

>>15626697
Drive-thro style pick-up but for slow cooked southern BBQ style foods that you could order online then easily go through a drive-thro and pick up and go instead having to park and wait for people to bring out food or get it delivered all cold from a delivery service with extra fee's attached

The menu would be like

Ribs, pulled pork, burgers, mac & cheese, corn bread & Texas toast & some kind of house special each month, all slow cooked & ordered online, name it like "Milton's bbq-dash"

[Anonymous No.15633856]

>>15630120
there is actually a place in my town that does this.

[Anonymous No.15634089]

>>15633244
There have been several attempts to get it classified as cruel and unusual punishment, but federal courts have found that as long as it meets nutritional requirements and isn't actively designed to be unpalatable it's perfectly legal.

[Anonymous No.15634106]

>>15630141
>seared bite

[Anonymous No.15634127]

>>15630806
trying too hard to fit in

[Anonymous No.15634131]

>>15626697
>Big Poppa Sloppa's
Everything is sloppa and the chefs are strictly vetted to only have the biggest sloppa chefs in an open kitchen in the center of the restaurant. All Big Poppas wear '50s diner style attire and cook sloppa in big pots. Guests can walk to the kitchen and Big Poppa scoops a large soup spoon full of sloppa in your mess tin. You can go back as often as you'd like. Every scoop is accompanied by a joke and a hearty laugh

>Die Kneipe
German style theme restaurant where you can eat all the Schweinzhaxe you can eat, with red cabbage and potato mash. Beer is served in 1l glasses. There is only beer, no other drinks. Waitresses selected for breast size.

>D'oude frituur
Home made croquettes, frikandellen, nasiblokken etc. Basically just Dutch frituur cuisine but more artisanal. Slush puppies served in wine glasses. Also many frituur avant-garde dishes like frikandel speciaal with 2 sauce slits etc.

[Anonymous No.15634163]

>>15626697
Iron Chef themed. Tables would have 12 seats, set up in a teppanyaki style (but also with stove and oven). The diners would each vote for the secret ingredient from a list. Then vote for one of six chefs, each wearing themed outfits for their cooking style, with the top 2 votes 'competing' against each other. Dinner would consist of 2 tiny appetizers, 2 sides, and two small main courses. Then voting would occur on how the diners rate the meal, and whichever chef won would do the desert.

The list of potential secret ingredients would change monthly, and in an attempt to keep hiring costs reasonable, each chef would need 2 specialties, and switch outfits as needed so each table got a full selection of 6 potential chefs.

[Anonymous No.15634168]

Dota 2 theme restaurant

>screens with pro matches playing during esports
>live local games going on when not
>kitchen is right in the middle and shaped like Roshan's pit
>dota themed meals like tango salad and Kunkka's fish and crits
>served with a tiny plastic daedalus of course
>wait staff is dressed as dota girls or couriers
>one random table every day is designated as the techies table and rigged with explosives that detonate when patrons sit on the seats

[Anonymous No.15634172]

>>15631631
That would be awesome

[Anonymous No.15634190]

The Fed
>cute grills spoonfeed the customers

[Anonymous No.15634224]

>>15633448
Isn't Bar Rescue heavily staged with a success rate of only 55%?

[Anonymous No.15634349]

>>15628043

[Anonymous No.15634361]

>>15634131
Kroketten should only be served with Zaanse Mosterd. The best Mosterd.

[Anonymous No.15634400]

>>15633404
So a strip club but with televisions?
Also
>Imagine the smell
I can't but imagine what a gross clientele a bar like that would visit it

[Anonymous No.15634446]

>>15634361
It is, especially for kroketten. Sometimes Löwensenf is great too. For me, it's Löwensenf for use on Bratwurst and the likes

[Anonymous No.15634544]

>>15626697
A fake family restaurant, in that when you sit down at a table, there are several actors payed to act like a loving family. Middle aged guy who tells dad jokes, middle aged woman who pretends to be supporting of what you are saying, and a kid acting as the awed younger sibling of whatever shitty job or shitty accomplishments you decide to talk about.

[Anonymous No.15634562]

>>15626708
reddit

[Anonymous No.15635005]

>>15630184
This already exists. I live about 10 minutes away from a restaurant called Viet-Nomz

[Anonymous No.15635536]

millkshake made from breastmilk straight from the source

[Anonymous No.15635575]

>>15627095
>I'm not entirely sure what autistic people eat besides tendies.
drinking buddy in college had autism, got into actuary science. since his father owned a fine restaurant the guy grew up cooking all kinds of stuff so he actually ate like a fucking gastronomicist. his 'tendies' was his living conditions. he would stay up for days and had trash all over his room, poorly lit, etc.

most autists can receive medical benefits or whatever so i don't see why they'd just eat tendies. that's just 4chan blabber from /b/ and /r9k/

[Anonymous No.15635618]

The screaming pit

You cook your own meats, which consists of smaller rodents that are alive but sedated and skinned. You then can throw them either in oil (with or without batter) or in a regular frying pan. If you managed to get the rodent to scream for 30 seconds without dying the food is on the house.

It also has a small shooting range with stray cats as targets.

[Anonymous No.15636000]

>>15626697
It's just a burger/steak joint but with slightly upscale decor and for adults only, and the waitresses are models who wear only bathrobes and can take a break whenever no one is waiting for service, up to half the staff at a time, too swim naked in the glass "fishtank" at the center of the restaurant.

The decor has a little too much brass, the price is triple what it should be for the food, intra-meal extra tipping is encouraged via the table tablet which gets wiped off after every customer, and they can punch in the number of the waitress they want to send the tip to, which is taped to the sides of her neck.
If they order the expensive special steak meal, it comes with not the food itself, but the utensils gold plated.

What do you think sir?

[Anonymous No.15636028]

>>15630565
Based river throwers

[Anonymous No.15636244]

A restaurant where the only chefs are kay and jack

[Anonymous No.15636253]

>>15635618

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51oPKLSuyQY

[Anonymous No.15636283]

>>15630565
>Shadman

[Anonymous No.15636285]

>>15626748
femboys make me puke

[Anonymous No.15636574]

It would be more of a holdings/parent company called, "White Only Holdings". A joint venture between myself Anon White Jr. and my partner both in business and in life Fred Only. Fred and I know a lot about the restaurant business, we can see some good ideas out there but we know how they could be much better with a few simple changes! Our business model is centered around acquiring various franchises like KFC, Popeye's, or Waffle House then making some minor administrative changes and adding our brand to the well known existing logo and branding of the acquired franchises. This helps us build brand recognition, while keeping the well known and beloved brands we have purchased. White Only Waffle House would be much what you've come to expect from the time tested original but with a few things added (and subtracted) here and there that we know will make a world of difference! Remember when you're looking for a safe clean quiet restaurant for yourself or your family just look for the sign that says "White Only"!

[Anonymous No.15637165]

>>15626739
i dont think people want to a bar like that where they are liable to get 10 stds from their waitress.

[Anonymous No.15637228]

>>15630130
>servers do absolutely nothing whenever popular, and if another server rats them out they say they're being framed because they noticed them accepting a tip

[Anonymous No.15637281]

>>15626697
Western re-enactment restaurant chain that servs accurate chuckwagon fare cooked well. Good, honest stuff.

[Anonymous No.15637336]

>>15631192
You joking? That sounds so good I bet I could lose weight on it faster than my current diet just because I would be so satisfied after each meal.

[Anonymous No.15637363]

BOOBAS instead of Hooters, if you walk in and say BOOBA you get 10% off your meal and get to feel the waitresses boobas

[Anonymous No.15637523]

>>15631980
>My favorite part is the bust of John Wayne right next to the plaque of the Shahada

top fucking kek. Do the owbers even realize that John Wayne was a full blown white supremacist? Like, "we must purify the nation and preserve the white master race" level racist.

[Anonymous No.15637548]

>>15633418
In a global deadly pandemic? Retard.

[Anonymous No.15637664]

>>15630046
how much does it cost to have anal sex with them? do they have booths?

[Anonymous No.15637940]

>>15630151
man I've been having a shit past couple of weeks and needed a laugh, thank you

[Anonymous No.15637983]

>>15627417
Took my idea, it was gonna be a sit down restaurant though. Also, if you sign a waiver and beat the local competition for the evening, you get a month of free food and a picture on the wall. I'd call it RD Slammigan's

[Anonymous No.15638493]

>>15633300
Isn't this what 00s blacks used to wear?

[Anonymous No.15638513]

>>15630151
>over 6 million served
please tell me there's an in house bakery as well

[Anonymous No.15638533]

>>15626697
aquarium seafood restaurant
entire dining area is dimly lit with a huge aquarium lining the walls and casting a blue light on everything
the fish used for its dishes are pulled from this very tank.

[Anonymous No.15638539]

>>15630120
This sounds just like the Viking bar here in Stockholm

[Anonymous No.15638549]

>>15626697
okay so hear me out
it's a buffet, but they only serve foods that are normally not served on a buffet

[Anonymous No.15638553]

>>15638539
https://youtu.be/HvJeFcvx8KU

[Anonymous No.15638590]

It's a restaurant that serves "normal" food, but at opposite times. Dinner items are only served in the morning. Breakfast items are only served at night. No exceptions. So you can get pizza & hamburgers in the morning. You can only get pancakes & hash browns at night.

I know a lot of restaurants that do "all-day breakfast," but I don't know too many restaurants that serve dinner items in the morning.

[Anonymous No.15638660]

A restaurant where ingredients are prepared in the most inappropriate way possible.

>cooked lettuce
>raw potatoes (before anyone says anything, it is possible to safely eat them if you know what you're doing)
>seafood as a dessert ingredient
>etc.

[Anonymous No.15638770]

Sensory deprivation restaurant

[Anonymous No.15638779]

Bumper boats on a pond that's filled with chili (no beans)

[Anonymous No.15638799]

>>15626697
Mr. Beaner. A tex-mex restaurant where some random latino dude who looks like Rowan Atkinson gets his entire life changed by being the face of the restaurant and nothing more. The same level of bumbling humor that makes Mr. Bean entertaining is company standard operation procedures.

[Anonymous No.15638843]

It’ll be a Chinese takeout but the cashier shoots you in the head as soon as you enter the store

[Anonymous No.15638874]

>>15638549
Like what

[Anonymous No.15638882]

>>15630979
>>15631126
Yeah, and if someone calls your little brother a bitch or a retard, would you tolerate it? If they laughed at your family? Fuck you. You dont speak on behalf of everybody.

[Anonymous No.15638894]

I've got two copycat restaurant ideas.

1) A bistro that serves copycat versions of popular food items that you can get at Disneyland/Disneyworld. Things like the jumbo turkey leg, Dole Whip, etc. Anything based on intellectual property would be modified just enough to be legal (so instead of waffles shaped like Mickey Mouse, they would have waffles that taste roughly the same, and bears the likeness of a generic cartoon mouse). The selling point is that the food would cost less than what you'd pay at Disneyland, and the restaurant(s) would be located outside of California & Florida. Disney dining on a budget.

2) A restaurant that serves iconic dishes from television/movies. It's pretty much Binging with Babish: The Restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15638911]

>>15638894
On a tangentially related note, when I visited Taiwan a couple of years ago, I saw several street food stalls that specialized in food from the anime "Shokugeki no Souma." They just copied the recipe and served that up. It was only simple stuff that can be easily made in a street stall, but it was kind of cool.

[Anonymous No.15638925]

>>15638660
Cooked lettuce is a thing in Chinese cooking.

[Anonymous No.15638965]

A restaurant that's themed as a gladiator arena. You get all food made during the Roman empire and see real battles take place between deathrow inmates in gladiator armor. Televised too and the champion can be exiled to another country of his choosing or remain in the arena to fight.
It's all in Florida too so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15638967]

>>15638882
Yeah you were specifically targeted on this anonymous forum.
Shut the fuck up, you just want an excuse to get offended and demand other people respect you. Fucking women.

[Anonymous No.15639020]

>>15638967
You like laughing at people with cerebral palsy too? To laugh at their misfortune and glee at some video of a person struggling? Its inhuman to act that way. How about I beat the shit out of you until you have problems speaking, and then me and my friends can laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.15639115]

A milkshake place, they have real cows there, the cow get's milked and they make milkshake with that milk.

[Anonymous No.15639140]

>>15629308

aight. youve got my investment anon.

[Anonymous No.15639192]

>>15629308
What makes it "lucky"?

[Anonymous No.15639231]

>>15626697
Tits and tentacles. Has an atlantean... mermaid theme to the restaurant. Specializes in seafood.

[Anonymous No.15639253]

>>15629203
Do you require earwax donations for your flavours?
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.15639268]

>>15630108
You had me at sea panties

[Anonymous No.15639272]

Everything on the table is edible. The plates, napkins, utensils, cups, it's all edible. The plates/bowls are made of bread. The utensils are made of crackers/pretzels/hardtack. The cups are those edible cups that were a meme a few years back. The napkins could just be a leaf of lettuce or something.

>but what about the knife
Either forego the knife altogether, or make the food soft enough that it can be cut by a dull cracker-knife.

[Anonymous No.15639275]

>>15630151
Never change, 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15639289]

>>15630806
New poster detected. Too much racisms.

[Anonymous No.15639293]

>>15629269
this one has potential

[Anonymous No.15639306]

>>15633375
If copyright wasn't a nuisance this could be possible.

[Anonymous No.15639321]

>>15639020
Based bleeding heart retard
>>15639115
>

[Anonymous No.15639328]

>>15639306
If we follow that anon's idea verbatim, you would theoretically only need to purchase licensing rights to just two films. I'm assuming the shock value is what's important here. If you want to cut down on costs, you can always produce your own film and play that. No need to worry about copyright when you are the creator.

[Anonymous No.15639390]

>>15629574
seriously good idea anon
bet it'd make some money in the right area

[Anonymous No.15639417]

Greek restaurant, but everyone hired is actually Turkish.

[Anonymous No.15639433]

>>15639417
Greek-Turkish-Macedonian fusion restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15639448]

>>15639417
Alexander's?

[Anonymous No.15639466]

>>15639020
How about you fuck off and stop trying to play the moral authority over other peoples' sense of humor?

[Anonymous No.15639475]

Like, a pizza place where you pay for the crust but the toppings are free. There would be some height limitations, and have some sort of rate limiting on toppings. Maybe have some by the slice/small personal pizza as a lunch option. You'd loose money from people that want to minmax, but I figure if you have 4-6 people that want a couple custom slices and most of the labor of making it goes to the customer, it could work. Either that or some like, mongolian bbq where you order with an app or online and just pick it up when you're done. Still all you can eat, just without the line.

[Anonymous No.15639487]

It's just a pizza shop. But when the delivery address is a martial arts dojo, the pizza is delivered in the shape of a ball, by a half-jewish man dressed as a jester.

[Anonymous No.15639497]

>>15630151
>over 6 million served
Alright you got me

[Anonymous No.15639525]

>>15639020
No, I think I'll just laugh at you instead for being a retard on the internet. Threatening violence against people on a fucking anonymous forum because you were offended by a joke is pretty damn pathetic. Moron.

[Anonymous No.15639583]

>>15630181
Please post the pasta

[Anonymous No.15639593]

>>15639583
Everyone should have this by now.

[Anonymous No.15639594]

>>15639593
This doesn't receive as much attention, but the autism and audacity of this guy extends beyond Irish stew.

[Anonymous No.15639602]

>>15639594

[Anonymous No.15639732]

>>15626697

[Anonymous No.15639752]

>>15639475
Look at Mod pizza in addition to smaller places like Blaze pizza. For about $9 you get a personal pizza and go down a line like Chipotle and the people put as much of whatever you want on your pizza and cook it for a few minutes in an open fire oven. It's actually pretty good and the places I've been always have good variety in cheese, sauce, veg, and meat plus some seasonings.

[Anonymous No.15639956]

>>15639593
>>15639594
>>15639602
I want so badly to believe this is real.

[Anonymous No.15640205]

>>15630151
Not funny

[Anonymous No.15640220]

>>15640205
It's hilarious

[Anonymous No.15640643]

>>15633413
Reddit response

[Anonymous No.15641510]

>>15640220
Hitlerious?