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15626442 No.15626442 [Reply] [Original]

Dear Lord...

>> No.15626444

CHIEF,

>> No.15626448

>>15626442
No. Southeastern "Ohio" is Kentucky.

>> No.15626459
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>>15626442

>> No.15626469
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15626469

Yes.

>> No.15626474

>>15626469
Is this some kind of food challenge or is that just your typical midwestern lunch?

>> No.15626477

>>15626442
Fuck off you shitposting faggot
>>/b/

>> No.15626490

>>15626477
Found the ohioan

>> No.15626500

>>15626474
>Country with notorious overweight and obesity problems.
What do you think?

>> No.15626501

>>15626469
has someone taken a shit inside every one of those buns?

>> No.15626502

>>15626477
Jesus Christ, you're actually defending this shit? And I don't mean shit metaphorically here, that's honest to God diarrhea in the OP.

>> No.15626518

>>15626500
Australia?

>> No.15626519

>>15626500
UM SWEATY OHIO ISNT A COUNTRY

>> No.15626522
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owls suck

>> No.15626535
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15626535

You know owl actually tastes pretty good with beer battered tuna and vodka

>> No.15626545

hi

>> No.15626549

Thank you to the Greek immigrants who invented this.
American Exceptionalism at its finest.

>> No.15626551

colerain here yes we do

>> No.15626589

Had a coworker from Ohio. He had a lot of anecdotes about Ohio. Apparently, the reason so many astronauts were from Ohio was that Ohioans want to get as far away from Ohio as possible.

>> No.15626607

>>15626589
God I wish they would just stay in Ohio rather than taint the rest of the world with their filth and inferior chili. Inshallah

>> No.15626628
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BECAUSE OHIO BAD!
OHIO BAD? AN OHIO CREDIT CARD!!????
OHIO GOOD!!!! DA JOOOS DA JOOOS OHIO GOOOD BUT ONLY IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE IN OHIO NOT ME XF LET ME POST IN POL LE EPIC DAY OF ROPE HAPPENIGN TRANNY MOVIE I LOVE OHIO IN MY GRAND STRATESNEED GAMES FUCKING OMG OMG OMG

>> No.15626632

>>15626474
I count 45 coneys, so assuming each of the five cups is a different person that's nine each. A normal combo meal is two coneys and a plate of fries. If you replace the fries with another coney, that's three per person, meaning this is about three times as much food as a normal group would have. Four coneys per meal isn't unreasonable, though, so this could be more like two large meals per person.

One coney with cheese has 230 calories, so nine would have 2070 calories. This is gorging yourself a bit but it's totally manageable for regular people.

In other words, they're typical midwesterners.

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>>15626477
Okay ohioan

>> No.15626642

>>15626474
Ohio is not part of the midwest

>> No.15626653

>>15626474
That's an American digestifs, just a small bit of indulgence to help wash down the main meal.

>> No.15626655

>>15626642
>The Midwest, as defined by the federal government, comprises the states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

>> No.15626660

>>15626642
That's right. It's the free Ohio republic. The second most independent state next to Texas.

>> No.15626664
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I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE PUT CHEESE ON THAT DISH.. AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE. NEVER. NEVER! I JUST - I JUST COULDN'T PROVE IT. HE COVERED HIS TRACKS, HE GOT THAT IDIOT AT THE KITCHEN TO LIE FOR HIM. YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING? YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? THIS? THIS CHICANERY? HE'S DONE WORSE. THOSE ROADS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A ROAD JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE HOLES IN IT LIKE THAT? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT! OHIO! HE PUT 100 ORANGE BARRELS ON THE ROADS! AND I SAVED HIM! AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE. I TOOK HIM INTO MY OWN STATE! WHAT WAS I THINKING? HE'LL NEVER CHANGE. HE'LL NEVER CHANGE! EVER SINCE HE WAS 9, ALWAYS THE SAME! COULDN'T KEEP HIS ROADS PERFECTLY PAVED! BUT NOT OUR OHIO! COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS OHIO! DESTROYING THEIR TIRES! AND HE GETS TO BE A STATE? WHAT A SICK JOKE! I SHOULD'VE STOPPED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! ...AND YOU, YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM! YOU

>> No.15626668

>>15626664
>>15626628
based schizoposter

>> No.15626694

>>15626660
Mega ultra cope.

>> No.15626696

>>15626442
I would eat the sloppa, Big Papa Sloppa!

>> No.15626703

>>15626442
this would taste a lot better if it had poo on it

>> No.15626707

>>15626696
It has come to my attention that OP did not make the sloppa. I'd still eat it though.

>> No.15626715
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>"OHIOO.... OHIOOOO...!" AMERICA moaned like a sadistic ghost through the echoing halls. They were empty now. All had suffered his rage save for one.
>AMERICA swung the aluminum baseball bat around, smashing windows and clipping against the brick half-walls and corners, sending dusting and debris across the hollow corridors.
>"I know you put your FUCKING CHEESE in that FUCKING DISH, OHIOOOO! OHIO! COME OUT! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOOOOOOWWWWW!" AMERICA called with a shrill scream. He stomped his feet and spit and his forehead bulged from the veins which contained within them a boiling and venomous blood pressing up against this skin. His voice had gone even more hoarse now over the span of his horrific night of vengeance, he had not stopped screaming since the bloodbath began.
>"OHIOOOOOOOO!! YOU LITTLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! I ONLY WANTED YOU OHIO!I ONLY FUCKING WANTED YOU! I WOULD'VE HAVE BEEN QUICK HARRY! I WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A FINGER, MAYBE LASHED YOU ON THE BACK OF THE THIGHS LIKE MY TIME IN TIJUANA, OHIOOOO! BUT NO! FUCKING NO! YOU HAD TO FUCKING RUN AND HIDE YOU LITTLE SHIT! I HAD TO KILL AND RAPE AND EAT MY WAY THROUGH THE OLDER STUDENTS HARRY! THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK!... FUCK... FUCK!" AMERICA screamed calmly.
>AMERICAS limbs, fingers, and mouth stretched. He lurched over as he became something impossible, and predatorial, and worst of all... horny. The now disfigured, almost dog-like AMERICA, demonic cock glistening with blood all in the moonlight, finally sniffed out the trail of his prey.
>"O-H-H-IOOOOO-OOOOO! CH-E-E-E-E_E-SS-SSSS-EEEE!"

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>BECAUSE OHIO BAD!
>OHIO BAD? AN OHIO CREDIT CARD!!????
>OHIO GOOD!!!! DA JOOOS DA JOOOS OHIO GOOOD BUT ONLY IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE IN OHIO NOT >ME XF LET ME POST IN POL LE EPIC DAY OF ROPE HAPPENIGN TRANNY MOVIE I LOVE OHIO IN MY >GRAND STRATESNEED GAMES FUCKING OMG OMG OMG

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>>15626469
Mmm cheesy

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>>15626733
>tfw that's not even a meme

>> No.15626745

what is going on

>> No.15626760
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>"OHIO, YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE, I'VE TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE COUNTRY!" Biden jumped up from his seat
>"But Biden, I ..." Ohio hastily replied as his little body began to rise from the ground
>"YOU WILL NOT TAINT MY PRECIOUS COUNTRY WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE!" Biden said, "FOR NOW I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU SHALL NEVER FORGET, YOU DEMON!" he added rapidly waving his arms in up and down motions
>"Biden, NO!" Ohio cried out as his vulnerable little midget body violently smashed against the great hall's ceiling causing candles, blood and broken teeth to rain down on the Citizens
>"DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Biden exclaimed calmly
>Ohio's mangled body fell to the floor and coated the terrified Citizens sitting next to the road in his blood
>"Help..." Ohio wheezed coughing up some blood
>"Oh, I will help you." Biden replied as he walked up to Ohio calmly stretching his legs on the unfortunate crap states body
>Trump quickly covered his eyes in fear, but the cracking sounds as Ohio's bones gave way under the weight of Biden mercilessly echoed from the cold stone walls before slowly being drowned in screams as hundreds of Americas citizens fled in terror
>"Washington’s beard, I could do this all day!" Biden laughed

>> No.15626759

>>15626736
I put a little bit of cheese in my chili, and I consistently feel like it's still too much. I like how it changes the taste of the chili to be a little bit cheesy, but I don't like how it changes the consistency, so I end up adding less and less until you almost can't tell it's even there.

>> No.15626763

>>15626760
what the hell dude

>> No.15626766

>>15626745
Ohioan food

>> No.15626774

>>15626736
Make my way a Skyway!

>> No.15626775

>>15626766
Ohioan """""food"""""

>> No.15626881

Can this be considered spam posting at this point?

>> No.15626889

>>15626632
jesus christ.

>> No.15626901

If you ask for extreme cheese it will be spicy, also Cincinnati poster here to say that Dixie chili is superior and gold star is trash, skyline is okay

>> No.15627057

>>15626442
amazing that borzoi has forced this dumb skyline meme

>> No.15627091

>>15626474
That's the appetizer.

>> No.15627440

>>15626632
There is no way a Coney with this much shit is only 290 kcal.

>> No.15627445

>>15626442
Get rid of the nauseous "cheddar" and it turns into actual food.

>> No.15627511

Why is Ohio like this?

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>>15626442
They also like hair in their food apparently.

>> No.15628410

>>15627511
Inferiority complex. They have no BBQ, hotdog or pizza style so they come up with the most abominable dish a human could invent and pretend to be proud of it.

>> No.15628553

>>15626469
The guy on the upper right didn’t get cheese! He should be uninvited next time

>> No.15628603

>>15628410
Coneys are a style of hot dog

>> No.15628614

>>15626442
remember, cincinatti is essentially Kentucky, they are southerners so this shouldn't be surprising

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>>15626733
>>15626736
Pic related is only thing I can imagine after eating that crap

>> No.15629790

>>15626632
I count atleast 55

>> No.15629797

>>15629790
Correction 57+, there is a small plate behind the cup