potentially related, except it was more infuriating than funny for me:
>be me
>making lunch
>tuna melt
>need to poop
>have been plagued by unclean shits for weeks and its driving me insane
>on like 10th wipe
>know damn well the sangwich is burning
>fuck it, hobble over
>totally burnt
>flip it
>return to toilet
>continue wiping
>eat totally burnt sandwich because my ass is fucked
>all the worse because i was starving and this was all i had
i hate my life