/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15624392]

why does god hate me

[Anonymous No.15624401]

I think you have brain damage anon.

[Anonymous No.15624407]

>nuking uncovered liquid or at least not at full power

you deserve what you get

[Anonymous No.15624418]

>>15624392
>He uses a microwave
>He does not have a cover try
You brought this upon yourself.

[Anonymous No.15624423]

>>15624392
Because you’re a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.15624437]

>>15624392
Because you're stupid. God rightly hates morons.

[Anonymous No.15624530]

>>15624392
He doesn't. He just expects you not to make stupid as fuck mistakes. Almost everything that goes in a microwave gets plastic wrap.

[Anonymous No.15624657]

>>15624530
>microwaving plastic wrap
Good goyim, your titties are coming along nicely

[Anonymous No.15624756]

God helps those who help themselves by using lids.

[Anonymous No.15624778]

>>15624392
There is no god. it's all a jewish trick.

[Anonymous No.15624845]

>>15624392
Is that a... SPOON????

[Anonymous No.15624887]

>>15624756
you also are growing titties

[Anonymous No.15625320]

>>15624657
Cooks should be more concerned about the alcohol, tobacco, hard drugs, lack of sleep, and perpetually breathing in of shit that literally sticks to walls and cannot be removed without scraping it with more steel and washing it down with horrifying chemicals from 3M.

Nepotistic Jews are a cancer, but plastic wrap isn't some sort of conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.15625573]

>>15624392
Cover it with paper towels or wax paper next time.

[Anonymous No.15627029]

>>15625320
The first four are personal choices, the last one I just try not to think about.

[Anonymous No.15627039]

>>15625320
Yeah true

[Anonymous No.15627042]

>>15624845
No, its a McChicken.

[Anonymous No.15627140]

>>15624392
God hates those that do not help themselves.

[Anonymous No.15627145]

>>15624392
God doesn't hate you

[Anonymous No.15627272]

>>15624392
Get a microwavable lid or stop nuking your food you retard.

[Anonymous No.15627285]

>>15624392
it cares about your health

[Anonymous No.15627313]

>>15624392
Stop believing in god, learn physics. Physics made that explode, not god.
t. rick and morty

[Anonymous No.15627501]

>>15627313
So, learn to hate yourself and reality more like Rick? Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.15627504]

>>15624392
God doesn't exist. Your mom doesn't hate you - she just never really cared for you.

[Anonymous No.15627590]

>>15627501
You can't read. I said learn physics. Not hate yourself.

[Anonymous No.15627612]

>>15624845
I always put my spoon in the microwave and nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.15628010]

>>15627612
You are not allowed to do that. That's a serious crime. McPolice unit has already been dispatched.

[Anonymous No.15628023]

>>15627504

[Anonymous No.15628038]

>>15624392
always a victim... ngmi

[Anonymous No.15628041]

>>15624392
Because you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.15628880]

>>15624657
if it's food grade nothing bad will happen if you microwave it for few minutes

[Anonymous No.15628895]

>>15624392
You touch yourself at night that's why

[Anonymous No.15628937]

>>15628880
retarded monkey nigger...

[Anonymous No.15628971]

>>15628937
there's more than 1 kind of "plastic" out there you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.15629737]

>>15625320
How to get a manipulative sarcastic Nabiki sexy waifu

[Anonymous No.15629747]

>>15624392
Boil 4 cups of water.place in bowl in microwave and start for 10 minutes. Itll wipe clean. Put a plate over it next time

[Anonymous No.15629775]

>>15624530
This but just wet a paper towel and use that as a cover.

[Anonymous No.15629857]

>>15624392
>he doesn't own an assortment of differently sized silicone pot lids

[Anonymous No.15629872]

>>15624392
>OP
>god hates you
>can't cover a dish
I'm leaning towards you being a homosexual

[Anonymous No.15630549]

>>15624392
>Why does god hate me
>OP
The answer is simple.

[Anonymous No.15630691]

>>15624392
Just put a napkin on top of the bowl next time.

[Anonymous No.15631312]

>>15624392

put a plate over the top

[Anonymous No.15631591]

>>15624392
God doesn't hate you.
He loves you.
It's everyone ELSE that hates retards like you

[Anonymous No.15631656]

>>15628880
>>15628971
Yes good goy keep thinking that
>hand rubbing intensifies

[Anonymous No.15631679]

>>15624392
Put a smaller microwave over the bowl

[Anonymous No.15631886]

plenty of versions of this out there. cheap and effective

[Anonymous No.15631925]

>>15631886
My microwave came with one of these when I bought the house. Now I can't live without one.

[Anonymous No.15631930]

>>15624392
You're supposed to put a metal plate on top

[Anonymous No.15631939]

it builds up a patina over time. just dont worry about it.

[Anonymous No.15632601]

>>15628880
Nice tits, dude

[Anonymous No.15632634]

>>15631930
dont do this it creates nerve gas

[Anonymous No.15632640]

>>15624392
because you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.15633954]

>>15624392
Just cover it with foil, anon

[Anonymous No.15634039]

>>15624887
your dad loves them

[Anonymous No.15634043]

>>15632601
thanks virgin

[Anonymous No.15635857]

My god, what are you doing, Freeman?

[Anonymous No.15635911]

The challenge of whether God exists

[Anonymous No.15636186]

Because you touch yourself

[Anonymous No.15636627]

I learned not to microwave hard boiled eggs.
Or leave a 2L bottle of soda in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.15636656]

stop using the popcorn setting when nuking everything

[Anonymous No.15637933]

>>15636627
I've accidentally left soda in the freezer countless times and it's never exploded or whatever the fuck it's supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.15637973]

>>15624392
I don't have a microwave and maybe used one 5 times in past 20 years...how does this happen?

[Anonymous No.15637986]

>>15624392
microwaving animal products causes caucer, imagine still using a microwave to reheat food

[Anonymous No.15638408]

>>15624392
Put a paper plate over it jackass

[Anonymous No.15638428]

>>15624530
>>15624392
You're supposed to cover in aluminum foil

[Anonymous No.15638504]

>>15627145
god died 02/08/21

[Anonymous No.15638523]

>>15624392
Probably for the same reasons everyone else hates you.

[Anonymous No.15638532]

>>15628023
God gets sad every time doubters make you angry enough to soipost.

[Anonymous No.15638543]

>>15624392
my microwave was messing up so I took the door off it and then hot wired the latch so it will run with the door open
lot easier to watch your food cook than through that tinted window with the dots
my skin has cleared up, too

[Anonymous No.15638550]

>>15638504
Humble yourself and seek God, and He will reveal Himself to you.

[Anonymous No.15638572]

>>15638550

[Anonymous No.15638598]

>>15638572
Yes, I can read it, can you read? Your sin separates you from God. You think He's dead because you've separated yourself from him by choosing to live in sin. Repent, forsake your wicked ways, and turn to God.

[Anonymous No.15638611]

>>15638598

[Anonymous No.15638618]

>>15638598
this recently divorced daddy gives the best dick ive ever had. hes thicc and slightly curved so he hits my prostata just right, i assure you, there is nothing quite like it. I normally fuck girls, but no sex i ever had compares to his majestic dick.
just thought id let you know.

[Anonymous No.15638644]

>>15638618
fuckin queeeeeeeeeeeer

[Anonymous No.15638989]

>>15638543
>when they kidnapped him and mentally reprogrammed him to think he was his own doppelganger, and conditioned him out of all of his habits, and then put the doppelganger in his home for him to find and dispute with
>the scene where he isn't smart enough to poke holes in what he microwaves and cover it (as should be his custom), but the doppelganger does
>goes to clean it up with the wrong hand while he fails to smoke his favorite cigars
He had it rough. I really thought they would break him for sure.