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>> No.15622878

>>15622848
While I find this video quite cute and charming, why did the parents feel the need to film it and then share it with millions of strangers on the internet?

>> No.15622889

>>15622848
Really felt like hitting the kid tbqh.

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>> No.15622904

>>15622878
He's one of those YouTuber kids that get exploited by their parents full time.
They even call him Mini Jake Paul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNoTTqKn02M

Hopefully they use the money to the kid's benefit, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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>> No.15622909

>>15622878
social media points

>> No.15622911

>>15622878
Parents routinely film their children in private settings and post it online. They do it without the child's understanding or consent. I imagine that one day, there may well be lawsuits.

>> No.15622912

>>15622864
Theres some serious serial killer vibes going on here.

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>> No.15622964

>>15622904
That's disgusting, but it's not quite as bad as the kids that are used as puppets to make social and political statements.

>>15622911
Doubtful, but I really wish people would stop exploiting their kids for 15 minutes of fame.

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>> No.15622974

>>15622916
I love cheese like nobody's business but that made me dry heave.

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>> No.15623000

>>15622966
lol he builds his own oven

>> No.15623011

>>15622949
>Set Aside...

Like, INTO THE BIN IT GOES!

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>> No.15623040

>>15623018
You know, I was appalled he was handling with his bare hands...

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>> No.15623077

>>15623018
Fuck bros I can't believe he melted down Metal Mario and is drinking him.

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>> No.15623100

>>15623093
That cannot be real.

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>> No.15623109

>>15622991
how did he get here and why is this happening to him

>> No.15623129
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>>15623109
It's a whale shark affected by a rare disorder that makes them shed their tail when beached.
The good samaritans around it are trying all their best to keep it in one piece while waiting for the helicopter rescue team to arrive and then move it back into the water.

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>> No.15623158

>>15622933
how do you get such a fat ass but dont get nearly as fat anywhere else, it's so odd

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>>15623158
Let me open your eyes son
https://www.google.com/search?q=brazilian+butt+lift

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>> No.15623179

>>15623145
>the only work left is cleaning the small amount of food that falls

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>> No.15623206

>>15622848
what a fucking idiot

>> No.15623217

>>15623171
no way they inserted 10 pounds of extra fat into her ass

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>> No.15623232

>>15623129
Paying for fast food home delivery is now something to celebrate. Note that the main character is obese. In fact they all have fat faces.

This is some real Mad Men level of marketing at work here.

>> No.15623236

>>15623135
The old "glass of water in the chocolate fountain" gag. Works every time.

>> No.15623240

>>15623225
>letting a cat on your kitchen counter
fucking disgusting

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>> No.15623266

>>15623135
That's fucking vile.

>> No.15623292

>>15623232
The main character is a pajeet, they're clearly aiming at the IT guy who can't cook demographic.

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>> No.15623312

>>15622923
rare jacks

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So I hear you guys like EGGS

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>> No.15623351

>>15623217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJHDAXGnwk0

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>> No.15623354

>>15623329
this makes me unreasonably angry

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>> No.15623362

>>15623292
Looks Latinx to me.

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>> No.15623379

>>15623362
>Latinx

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>> No.15623385

>>15622858
Now that's a proper fucking lasagne, looks tasty as fuck

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>> No.15623450

>>15623025
>>15623035
¿sƃƃǝ ǝɥʇ llɐ ƃuiʞɐǝɹq ʇnoɥʇiʍ ʇno ʇǝƃ ǝɥ sǝop ʍoH

>> No.15623459

>>15623450
you're a turbo faggot

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>>15623175
>tfw you will never have this

>> No.15623468

>>15623459
The only faggot here is you.

>> No.15623473

>>15623459
ń̶̦̬̖̙͇̍́̆̒̿̔̆͜ḭ̵̘̺̫̗̳̊̇̍̈͂̓͝ģ̴̦͇̣̳͙̦̏̽́̆̓̚g̸̢͓̾͂̎̈̃͐͘e̵̬̩̟̱̙̤͕͊͛̓r̸͇̼͇͔͖͔̤̄͋̔̈̌̂͒

>> No.15623480

>>15623468
>responding to egg fort post
>calling others faggots
lol

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>> No.15623500

>>15622906
Why the long face?

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>> No.15623509

I don't like eggs. Who told you I like eggs? You have bad information.

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>> No.15623513

>>15623504
>bleached

>> No.15623514

>>15623484
just a little f y i here lol, me and my bf looooves this product, it's perfect for spraying on his cute little rosebud on date night! both butter and olive oil works great and makes for a tasty treat ;) anyway

have a good one
t. SrGrafo

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>> No.15623520

>>15623504
>cooking while seated
she gets what she fucking deserves

>> No.15623521

>>15623463
Today I will eggsist

>> No.15623525 [DELETED] 

>>15623175
in a world without blacks...

>> No.15623527

>>15623480
>getting triggered by a joke
Yup, confirmed faggot.

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>> No.15623595

>>15622858
This is probably as good as you could hope for at someone's house in the US

>> No.15623610

>>15622911
kids don't have rights

>> No.15623612

>>15623371
There's so much we can learn from them

>> No.15623622

>>15622949
I bet that's not terrible

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>>15623589

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>> No.15623662

>>15622864
Man I want to make this oven myself.

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>> No.15623707

>>15622947

>filename

More like "Cockroach dictator visits festering meme cockroach"

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>> No.15623724

>>15622889
Most people feel like hitting you too... Really. Not just a troll, if it weren't for the laws of this land someone would have shattered your skull on the sidewalk by now. That's the kind of person you choose to be.

>> No.15623729

>>15622864
This shit creeps me out and it's weird he's become that big on the internet.
>i LoVe HIs SmIlE iT lOOks lIke IT cOmES fROm thE HeArT
It literally fucking doesn't.

>> No.15623732

>>15623704
That guy is going to be fucking wasted

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>> No.15623738

>>15622964
Like forcing them to go to church before they're old enough to know fairy tales from reality, it's fucking sick, they grow up literally believing that garbage.

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>> No.15623740

>>15622868
how do they get out?

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>>15623740
They don't.

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>> No.15623757

>>15623040
As long as you do it in a well ventilated environment, you don't have any cuts on your hands and you clean off thoroughly after, you can handle mercury pretty safely with bare hands
>he drinks it
I'm out.

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>>15623766

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>> No.15623784

>>15623734
Grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim.

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>>15622916

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>>15623789
hot

>> No.15623814

>>15623096
absolutely COMPED

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>>15623819

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>> No.15623839

>>15623504
Begone thot

>> No.15623842

>>15623804
After all that sodium, he needs an alkaseltzer or else he's gonna get heartburn!

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>>15623744

>> No.15623905

>>15623371

We Wuz Kangz n Shiiiiii

Cooked egg in ashy sand!

Didnt even need a flat stone to fry the egg..
Didnt even bother to cook in the shell..

Nu-uh, directly on the dirty ground.

>> No.15623935

>>15623738
except that God is real but social media is fake.

>> No.15623937

>>15623738
*tipped

>> No.15623946

>>15623628
Why would people do that

>> No.15623960

>>15623203
Why? Why would somebody do that?

>> No.15623968

>>15623385
>celery and carrots
>some shitty creamy parm sauce instead of ricotta
>proper lasagna
Kys

>> No.15623987

>>15623960
Maybe the ashtray was full.

>> No.15623999

>>15623968
OH! Madon! What's with the hostility pal

>> No.15624003

>>15622991
Poor whale

(Assuming it's a whale)

>> No.15624020

>>15622949
How about you throw that garbage in the trash and have a REAL tasty lasagne right here: >>15622858

>> No.15624036

>>15623968
>>celery and carrots

These are traditional for ragu you fucking pleb!

>> No.15624055

>>15623999
>OH! Madon!
Kek.
Just to be needlessly pedantic, it's madonna, often shortened by people of certain southern regions as madonn' or maronn'.

>> No.15624068

>>15622949
what's with vegans and nutritional yeast?

>> No.15624071

>>15623968
IMAGINE BEING AS FUCKING STUPID AS YOU

A SOFFRITTO IS AUTHENTIC IN MANY ITALIAN PASTA RAGUS LIKE BOLOGNESE RAGU, AND IS OFTEN USED IN LASAGNE

BECHAMEL IS ALSO AUTHENTIC TO LASAGNE

AND I'VE NEVER HAD RICOTTA IN A LASAGNE AND I'VE BEEN TO MANY ITALIAN RESTAURANTS

FUCK YOU

>> No.15624077

>>15623371
What a complete waste of valuable protein, why can't they just chip a hole in the top and cook it in the shell? Or are they just messing with whitey?

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>>15624068
It's one of the only ways they can get Vitamin B12, which is an essential vitamin

Normal people get it from meat, dairy, eggs

>> No.15624135

>>15623397
You disgust me.

>> No.15624150

>>15623786
does anyone really eat this stuff? seems like such a waste

>> No.15624177

>>15623968
NJ isn't Italy

>> No.15624181

>>15624068
b12 also it has a cheesy taste which is pretty useful if you're going to not eat anything cheese-like

>> No.15624185

>>15622864
stop looking at me you Turkish piece of shit

>> No.15624192

>>15624071
Ricotta is better for gainz

>> No.15624202

>>15624150
They do but I think people only go to his restaurants once and he is consequentially running out of people to sell his memefood to

>> No.15624205

>>15622933
i have become the horny

>> No.15624222

>>15622848
That kid has been raised well. He doesn't cry, make any fuss, become frustrated, and his first inclination is to clean up what he has soiled. Good parents right there.

>> No.15624279

>>15623310
Ah yes, the ever popular beef prolapse.

>> No.15624397

>>15624068
It tastes like cheese.

>> No.15624442

>>15623329
I've always wanted an egg kebab

>> No.15624463

>>15624222
>posts his entire childhood on social media and youtube for money

>> No.15624472

>>15624463
do they actually post his entire childhood? genuine question
I've only ever seen this one clip

>> No.15624558

>>15623323
Disgusting, what a faggot

>> No.15624611

>>15624472
yeah he's "mini jake paul" >>15622904

>> No.15624649
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>>15622848
They really are exactly just like little drunk adults.

>>15623348
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.15624725

>>15623323
i love how he treats this as a bench mark when there is omurice and French omelets out there.

>> No.15624962

>>15624649
What is this from. I feel like I recognize the actress.

>> No.15624999

>>15623480
You mean a low-egg-fort post?

>> No.15625328

>>15622966
oh my god, that looks so good

>> No.15625352

>>15623329
how incredibly pointless.

>> No.15625636

>>15623132
>oh how cute they use a little babby paintroller
I hate restaurant gimmicks, it doesn't even work well

>> No.15625722

>>15623132
Is that thing even food-safe?

>> No.15625729

>>15622904
Lord I hate that shit. I'm so glad I grew up before online social media was a thing.

>> No.15625741

>>15624003
Close, whale shark.
The hunks of meat they're slicing off look like a cut point on a tail in Monster Hunter.

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>> No.15625759

>>15623323
B-but... IT"S FUCKING RAW

>> No.15625770
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>> No.15625784

>>15622864
creating a oven that fast, this guy must have some german blood

>> No.15625794

>>15625729
fuck I'm glad facebook didn't exist until I was in college

>> No.15625909

>>15623145
but where's the love?

>> No.15625945

>>15622852
Figures he would do soy face

>> No.15625960

>>15622923

Best filename. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS.

>> No.15625969

>>15623748
Nigga dresses like he works part time at a gas station.

>> No.15625972

>>15622966
what cut of meat is that?

>> No.15625975

>>15623310
ah yes, the infamous reverse sear

>> No.15625996

>>15622928
Oh my God, that cat hunted that bug to help the guy make his sandwich. The cat's trying to help make lunch. That's really activating my toxoplasmosis.

>> No.15626023

>>15622928
That's a very cute cat, but that owner is disgusting him for letting him on the kitchen counter.

>> No.15626031

>>15622864
Dang Ben Shapiro is pretty creative

>> No.15626053

>>15624962
Ice Cold In Alex

>> No.15626054

>>15622991
Why is he pissing so much

>> No.15626068

>>15623145
>$15 an hour

>> No.15626097

>>15622991
I would eat that thing

>> No.15626137

>>15623334
>make deviled eggs, but use guacamole instead of the yolk
There, just saved you a minute and a half of vid time.

>> No.15626155

>>15626137
sounds good

>> No.15626217

>>15623720
>$15 an hour

>> No.15626221

Thats vile

>> No.15626224

>>15626155
It does. Not sure it warranted a vid though.

>> No.15626239

>>15623175
would've been better if the picture in her locker showed them married

>> No.15626265

>>15622864
i thought the face is edited in wtf

>> No.15626294

>>15624649
How many beers did it take for the other three to reach a normal level of head? How many bartenders did they have to kill?

>> No.15626299

>>15626224
in an idealized reality it wouldn't be a video but with the shear volume of bullshit uploaded to youtube every day i'd say giving people a decent idea about changing up the way they make deviled eggs is at least to 25% content

>> No.15626317

>>15623968
ricotta is not used in lasagna in many regions of Italy, I don't get why it's pushed so much here whenever ladagna is mentioned

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>>15626317
here in AMERICA we don't need your FAGGY mixin flour butter and milk, standin around all day with a whisk. Just pop that tub of ricotta and you're good to go

>> No.15626356

>>15626332
For me, it's cottage cheese

>> No.15626372

>>15623757
Its unicorn blood.

>> No.15626393

>>15622949
Enjoy your manboobs.

>> No.15626408

>>15623450
There's a small trapdoor underneath him that tunnels out a few feet behind the store

>> No.15626416

>>15623109
I was curious as well. Here is an article with the full video an explanation.
>https://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/graphic-footage-whale-shark-sawed-open-at-chinese-market-while-still-alive-31434655.html
For the lazy, it is a whale shark at a Chinese market being cut up alive.

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>> No.15626450

>>15623780
every single yolk precedes to break

>> No.15626528

>>15623331
That's fucking revolting! I can't take some slightly undrrsfrqmbled curd when info eggs butbtheres literally fully uncooked beaten egg running down the fucking plate.

I'd send thatbshit back immediately if I was served it after ordering a tornado omelette

>> No.15626530

>>15626528
Are you having a stroke? Does someone need to call 911?

>> No.15626550

>>15622864
What the fuck is wrong with his head? Remember kids, don't marry your 1st cousin.

>> No.15626572

>>15622916
Why was I hoping when he split it apart and the cheese melted on his hands he would yell and scream with 3rd degree burns?

>> No.15626577

>>15622923
Cook with Fat

>> No.15626579
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>>15623351
BUNDA

>> No.15626602

>>15622928
Absolutely deserved for not throwing off the cat the second it climbs where it doesn't belong. Grab by the tail and swing. So easy a child can do it.

>> No.15626629

>>15623362
kys

>> No.15626631

>>15622991
I hate chinamen so fucking much. Fuck Japan for attacking pearl harbor. We should have helped them fuck those savages into the dirt and eradicate them.

>> No.15626638

>>15624962
same.

>> No.15626648

>>15625770
whats this from?

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>>15623236
Is that what that is? I legitimately thought someone chilli fountain was a good idea. why does the water fuck it up?

>> No.15626692

>>15626530
Too many tornado omelets....

>> No.15626711

>>15623189
Hopefully that was his rock bottom

>> No.15626713

>>15623225
at least fatty is following Dr. N's advice and eating a high protein diet.

>> No.15626728

>>15622852
Imagine paying a reporter and he does this dumb shit.

>> No.15626735

>>15623344
Because cooking = denaturing

>> No.15626824

>>15622858
Bechamel is a meme, ricotta is better

>> No.15626828

>>15623362
>Latinx.
>[email protected]
It's latino or latina fucking pendejo.

>> No.15626832

>>15626828
um, problematic

>> No.15626848

>>15623513
Is that the white version of blacked.con?

>> No.15626856

>>15622858
Thats one fucked up ragu
But I dont expect much from facebook videos like this

>> No.15626875

>>15623100
>Current year
>Clown world
>Not believing it's real
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_IM-oGhBe6/

>> No.15626885

>>15625972
Your mom

>> No.15626892

>>15623371
>animal planet
Checks out

>> No.15626909

>>15626832
Um, go back to redd*t

>> No.15626932

>>15622991
is it so hard to kill it first?

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>>15623153
>Cooking tip: Don't do what I did
Thanks Jack :^)

>> No.15626952

>>15626932
chinks think killing it first makes the meat less flavorful

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>>15626679
you never heard of seized chocolate before?
when you add water to chocolate the sugar wants to bind with the water and there is less emulsifiers to hold it all together, so it separates into a clumpy mess

>> No.15627030

>>15622949
If they went with "vegetarian" and still used cheese instead of going full meme "vegan", I wouldn't mind trying this
at least they didn't just resort to using imitation "meat"

>> No.15627040

>>15622928
And this my friends, is why I declaw all my pet cats.

>> No.15627052

>>15623960
probably wasn't his car

>> No.15627094

>>15622933
The smell of a girl's asshole is closely tied to her lifestyle choices. Just looking at how in-shape she is, you know she's not the kind of trashy chick that eats like garbage and has a digestive system shot to shit. She likely always produces healthy, large, solid, bowel-emptying poops that, while inarguably smelly, aren't the kind to make you gag and want to vomit.
She definitely isn't a fan of daily showers or frequent laundry. Unless she uses a bidet, she will often have to rely on solely TP to keep the space between her cheeks clean, which isn't a problem for one or two days. But for any longer, adding on her active lifestyle and large bowel movements due to a high-protein diet, and a slick, paste-like layer of sweat, pubic hair, dead skin cells, and trace amounts of the bits of fecal matter TP can't cover will begin to develop on the surface of her anus.
In the end I think her ass will smell like what it smells like in the bathroom after you'd just flushed your poop and forgot to open the window - moist, musky, sweaty, and with the unmistakable cloying but muted odor of feces. But I think the smell of sweat alone would nearly overpower even that.

>> No.15627108

>>15623348
not this nigger again

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>>15623018
Did he just drink fucking Gallium?

>> No.15627161

>>15622877
why dont they ever fucking repaint instead of letting everything look like shit around them. I mean I guess I have higher standards for a gutter oil foodstand but still I dont get it

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>>15622848
funniest thing ive seen in a while

>> No.15627191

>>15626031
kek

>> No.15627205

>>15623484
looks like hell to clean

>> No.15627218

>>15623720
where did the red plastic ring go when he lifted it to take a bite? hoping the obvious answer isn't true.

>> No.15627227

>>15622889
Unironically this. All children are disgusting little leaches, this one is a fucking retard of them all. His parents are even worse though, they do not punish him for spilling this juice all over the place.

>> No.15627234

>>15627227
*leeches
Retard.

>> No.15627241

>>15622949
>Vegan Lasagne
>mushrooms
OOOOOF

>> No.15627249

>>15627094
informative post thank you

>> No.15627250

>>15623766
modern-art-shaped diabetes served on a dusty ceiling tile? that'll be $73, sir.

>> No.15627254

>>15623774
what kind of dipshit PAYS for this

>> No.15627256

>>15623835
what the fuck

>> No.15627273

>>15626443
i am both horrified and impressed

>> No.15627278

>>15627094
both informative and unprompted

>> No.15627279

>>15623704
the impressive part is he can keep that awful rum down
cap morg is the gutter trash rum choice
spiced so you dont notice the kerosene flavour

>> No.15627283

>>15626450
perfection

>> No.15627292

>>15623738
>*tips fedora*

>> No.15627395

>>15626828
But what if you don't know which pronouns to use?
Latinx is neutral in this regard, therefore it's the safe default choice.

>> No.15627412

>>15627161
Kill yourself, there's a charm to this aesthetic

>> No.15627413

>>15627292
Not an argument.

>> No.15627419

I want to eat that right now.

>> No.15627433

>>15623329
Fucking worthless. It's all the dumb shit that they used to put in women's magazines in a gif. A waste of time thinking of it, a waste of ingredients, and a waste of bandwidth for me to watch it.

>> No.15627437

>>15623129
why are all people in this ad fat

>> No.15627439

>>15623362
Bunkerchan is over that way tranny

>> No.15627460

>>15623310
this is what we call a trucker's pussy in austria

>> No.15627462

>>15623804
>wypipo dun seeson dey fuud

>> No.15627466

>>15623845
>doesnt even take the sticker off the apple
I legitimately hate this fat retard

>> No.15627468

>>15623845
How is this guy still doing this shit after all these years. ffs

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>>15623738
>

>> No.15627492

>>15623704
>alcohol poisoning in the making lol

>> No.15627542

>>15626932
Because sliteyes think meat tastes better if you torture it first
It probably makes their stumpy little yellow peepees hard

>> No.15627881

>>15622852
>That stupid fucking "open mouth, insert cock" face.

Every fucking time.

>> No.15627913

>>15622890
Nothing like a yummy breakfast oval full of raw-assed bacon first thing in the morning. Fuck yeah.

>> No.15627921

>>15623935
>>15623937
>>15627292
>>15627491
He's right though. Believing in le mighty sky daddy is kinda stupid nowadays, and there are so many good things to do on Sunday morning instead of sitting in a fucking church listening to preacher telling these stupid lies about that carpenter who proclaimed himself a son of G°d and tried to incite separatism in a roman province of Judaea. I mean, if religion is a part of cultural tradition, like Judaism or Islam, I'm totally OK with it, but Christianity, that I can't stand.

>> No.15627936

>>15623000
kek

>> No.15627955

>>15622864
do you think he has a duck slaying traffic cone?

>> No.15627998

>>15622848
Version with sound is hilarious

>> No.15628013

>>15623780
>ruining perfectly cooked eggs

>> No.15628368

>>15624397
I sprinkle nutritional yeast flakes over my eggs everyday and they are more nutty than anything, and not in a good way! This would taste fucking awful!!!

>> No.15628376

>>15627412
t. chinaman

>> No.15628429

>>15623450
Australian poster?

>> No.15628432

>>15627921
>hates christianity
>tolerates jewdaism and mudslimes
all organized religions are shit

>> No.15628439

>>15623738
just turned 17? made big mean daddy made you wake up early on a sunday?

>> No.15628441

>>15623044
Gross

>> No.15628862

>>15626824
Disagree, bechamel is how I've always had it and it's delicious

Especially if you infuse the milk of the bechamel beforehand. Get an onion, like 4 cloves, black peppercorns, and a bay leaf, and simmer them in milk for around 20 - 30 minutes. Then use that milk for your bechamel. Tastes really good.

>> No.15628884

>>15623329
that's why god hates us.

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>>15623362
>latinx
You just earned yourself a one way ticket to the sun pyramid, bucko.

>> No.15629018

>>15628862
Hell yeah, brother. Thanks for the tip.

>> No.15629056

>>15622848
Funny lad, Kid reminds me of a drunk night I had about a month ago.

>> No.15629141

>>15623088
The asians fear the cheese

>> No.15629197

>>15625972
Looks like an entire round + shank attached to the leg

>> No.15629428

>>15623088
This is amazing, I love how at one point, after trying to placate the whirling dervish with a spoon, he simply gives up and resigns himself to terror as the situation unfolds.

>> No.15629722

>>15627881
>thinking about face fukcing a male
are you gay?

>> No.15630071

>>15629722
...y-yes?

>> No.15630392

>>15622906
>tfw he eats ass

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