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>> No.15622878

While I find this video quite cute and charming, why did the parents feel the need to film it and then share it with millions of strangers on the internet?

>> No.15622889

Really felt like hitting the kid tbqh.

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>> No.15622904

He's one of those YouTuber kids that get exploited by their parents full time.
They even call him Mini Jake Paul.

Hopefully they use the money to the kid's benefit, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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>> No.15622909

social media points

>> No.15622911

Parents routinely film their children in private settings and post it online. They do it without the child's understanding or consent. I imagine that one day, there may well be lawsuits.

>> No.15622912

Theres some serious serial killer vibes going on here.

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>> No.15622964

That's disgusting, but it's not quite as bad as the kids that are used as puppets to make social and political statements.

Doubtful, but I really wish people would stop exploiting their kids for 15 minutes of fame.

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>> No.15622974

I love cheese like nobody's business but that made me dry heave.

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>> No.15623000

lol he builds his own oven

>> No.15623011

>Set Aside...


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>> No.15623040

You know, I was appalled he was handling with his bare hands...

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>> No.15623077

Fuck bros I can't believe he melted down Metal Mario and is drinking him.

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>> No.15623100

That cannot be real.

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>> No.15623109

how did he get here and why is this happening to him

>> No.15623129
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It's a whale shark affected by a rare disorder that makes them shed their tail when beached.
The good samaritans around it are trying all their best to keep it in one piece while waiting for the helicopter rescue team to arrive and then move it back into the water.

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>> No.15623158

how do you get such a fat ass but dont get nearly as fat anywhere else, it's so odd

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Let me open your eyes son

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>> No.15623179

>the only work left is cleaning the small amount of food that falls

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>> No.15623206

what a fucking idiot

>> No.15623217

no way they inserted 10 pounds of extra fat into her ass

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>> No.15623232

Paying for fast food home delivery is now something to celebrate. Note that the main character is obese. In fact they all have fat faces.

This is some real Mad Men level of marketing at work here.

>> No.15623236

The old "glass of water in the chocolate fountain" gag. Works every time.

>> No.15623240

>letting a cat on your kitchen counter
fucking disgusting

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>> No.15623266

That's fucking vile.

>> No.15623292

The main character is a pajeet, they're clearly aiming at the IT guy who can't cook demographic.

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>> No.15623312

rare jacks

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So I hear you guys like EGGS

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>> No.15623354

this makes me unreasonably angry

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>> No.15623362

Looks Latinx to me.

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>> No.15623385

Now that's a proper fucking lasagne, looks tasty as fuck

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>> No.15623450

¿sƃƃǝ ǝɥʇ llɐ ƃuiʞɐǝɹq ʇnoɥʇiʍ ʇno ʇǝƃ ǝɥ sǝop ʍoH

>> No.15623459

you're a turbo faggot

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>tfw you will never have this

>> No.15623468

The only faggot here is you.

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>> No.15623480

>responding to egg fort post
>calling others faggots

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>> No.15623500

Why the long face?

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>> No.15623509

I don't like eggs. Who told you I like eggs? You have bad information.

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>> No.15623514

just a little f y i here lol, me and my bf looooves this product, it's perfect for spraying on his cute little rosebud on date night! both butter and olive oil works great and makes for a tasty treat ;) anyway

have a good one
t. SrGrafo

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>> No.15623520

>cooking while seated
she gets what she fucking deserves

>> No.15623521

Today I will eggsist

>> No.15623525 [DELETED] 

in a world without blacks...

>> No.15623527

>getting triggered by a joke
Yup, confirmed faggot.

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>> No.15623595

This is probably as good as you could hope for at someone's house in the US

>> No.15623610

kids don't have rights

>> No.15623612

There's so much we can learn from them

>> No.15623622

I bet that's not terrible

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>> No.15623662

Man I want to make this oven myself.

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>> No.15623707



More like "Cockroach dictator visits festering meme cockroach"

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>> No.15623724

Most people feel like hitting you too... Really. Not just a troll, if it weren't for the laws of this land someone would have shattered your skull on the sidewalk by now. That's the kind of person you choose to be.

>> No.15623729

This shit creeps me out and it's weird he's become that big on the internet.
>i LoVe HIs SmIlE iT lOOks lIke IT cOmES fROm thE HeArT
It literally fucking doesn't.

>> No.15623732

That guy is going to be fucking wasted

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>> No.15623738

Like forcing them to go to church before they're old enough to know fairy tales from reality, it's fucking sick, they grow up literally believing that garbage.

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>> No.15623740

how do they get out?

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They don't.

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>> No.15623757

As long as you do it in a well ventilated environment, you don't have any cuts on your hands and you clean off thoroughly after, you can handle mercury pretty safely with bare hands
>he drinks it
I'm out.

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>> No.15623784

Grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim.

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>> No.15623814

absolutely COMPED

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>> No.15623839

Begone thot

>> No.15623842

After all that sodium, he needs an alkaseltzer or else he's gonna get heartburn!

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>> No.15623905


We Wuz Kangz n Shiiiiii

Cooked egg in ashy sand!

Didnt even need a flat stone to fry the egg..
Didnt even bother to cook in the shell..

Nu-uh, directly on the dirty ground.

>> No.15623935

except that God is real but social media is fake.

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>> No.15623946

Why would people do that

>> No.15623960

Why? Why would somebody do that?

>> No.15623968

>celery and carrots
>some shitty creamy parm sauce instead of ricotta
>proper lasagna

>> No.15623987

Maybe the ashtray was full.

>> No.15623999

OH! Madon! What's with the hostility pal

>> No.15624003

Poor whale

(Assuming it's a whale)

>> No.15624020

How about you throw that garbage in the trash and have a REAL tasty lasagne right here: >>15622858

>> No.15624036

>>celery and carrots

These are traditional for ragu you fucking pleb!

>> No.15624055

>OH! Madon!
Just to be needlessly pedantic, it's madonna, often shortened by people of certain southern regions as madonn' or maronn'.

>> No.15624068

what's with vegans and nutritional yeast?

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>> No.15624077

What a complete waste of valuable protein, why can't they just chip a hole in the top and cook it in the shell? Or are they just messing with whitey?

>> No.15624117
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It's one of the only ways they can get Vitamin B12, which is an essential vitamin

Normal people get it from meat, dairy, eggs

>> No.15624135

You disgust me.

>> No.15624150

does anyone really eat this stuff? seems like such a waste

>> No.15624177

NJ isn't Italy

>> No.15624181

b12 also it has a cheesy taste which is pretty useful if you're going to not eat anything cheese-like

>> No.15624185

stop looking at me you Turkish piece of shit

>> No.15624192

Ricotta is better for gainz

>> No.15624202

They do but I think people only go to his restaurants once and he is consequentially running out of people to sell his memefood to

>> No.15624205

i have become the horny

>> No.15624222

That kid has been raised well. He doesn't cry, make any fuss, become frustrated, and his first inclination is to clean up what he has soiled. Good parents right there.

>> No.15624279

Ah yes, the ever popular beef prolapse.

>> No.15624397

It tastes like cheese.

>> No.15624442

I've always wanted an egg kebab

>> No.15624463

>posts his entire childhood on social media and youtube for money

>> No.15624472

do they actually post his entire childhood? genuine question
I've only ever seen this one clip

>> No.15624558

Disgusting, what a faggot

>> No.15624611

yeah he's "mini jake paul" >>15622904

>> No.15624649
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They really are exactly just like little drunk adults.

I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.15624725

i love how he treats this as a bench mark when there is omurice and French omelets out there.

>> No.15624962

What is this from. I feel like I recognize the actress.

>> No.15624999

You mean a low-egg-fort post?

>> No.15625328

oh my god, that looks so good

>> No.15625352

how incredibly pointless.

>> No.15625636

>oh how cute they use a little babby paintroller
I hate restaurant gimmicks, it doesn't even work well

>> No.15625722

Is that thing even food-safe?

>> No.15625729

Lord I hate that shit. I'm so glad I grew up before online social media was a thing.

>> No.15625741

Close, whale shark.
The hunks of meat they're slicing off look like a cut point on a tail in Monster Hunter.

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>> No.15625784

creating a oven that fast, this guy must have some german blood

>> No.15625794

fuck I'm glad facebook didn't exist until I was in college

>> No.15625909

but where's the love?

>> No.15625945

Figures he would do soy face

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>> No.15625969

Nigga dresses like he works part time at a gas station.

>> No.15625972

what cut of meat is that?

>> No.15625975

ah yes, the infamous reverse sear

>> No.15625996

Oh my God, that cat hunted that bug to help the guy make his sandwich. The cat's trying to help make lunch. That's really activating my toxoplasmosis.

>> No.15626023

That's a very cute cat, but that owner is disgusting him for letting him on the kitchen counter.

>> No.15626031

Dang Ben Shapiro is pretty creative

>> No.15626053

Ice Cold In Alex

>> No.15626054

Why is he pissing so much

>> No.15626068

>$15 an hour

>> No.15626097

I would eat that thing

>> No.15626137

>make deviled eggs, but use guacamole instead of the yolk
There, just saved you a minute and a half of vid time.

>> No.15626155

sounds good

>> No.15626217

>$15 an hour

>> No.15626221

Thats vile

>> No.15626224

It does. Not sure it warranted a vid though.

>> No.15626239

would've been better if the picture in her locker showed them married

>> No.15626265

i thought the face is edited in wtf

>> No.15626294

How many beers did it take for the other three to reach a normal level of head? How many bartenders did they have to kill?

>> No.15626299

in an idealized reality it wouldn't be a video but with the shear volume of bullshit uploaded to youtube every day i'd say giving people a decent idea about changing up the way they make deviled eggs is at least to 25% content

>> No.15626317

ricotta is not used in lasagna in many regions of Italy, I don't get why it's pushed so much here whenever ladagna is mentioned

>> No.15626332
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here in AMERICA we don't need your FAGGY mixin flour butter and milk, standin around all day with a whisk. Just pop that tub of ricotta and you're good to go

>> No.15626356

For me, it's cottage cheese

>> No.15626372

Its unicorn blood.

>> No.15626393

Enjoy your manboobs.

>> No.15626408

There's a small trapdoor underneath him that tunnels out a few feet behind the store

>> No.15626416

I was curious as well. Here is an article with the full video an explanation.
For the lazy, it is a whale shark at a Chinese market being cut up alive.

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>> No.15626450

every single yolk precedes to break

>> No.15626528

That's fucking revolting! I can't take some slightly undrrsfrqmbled curd when info eggs butbtheres literally fully uncooked beaten egg running down the fucking plate.

I'd send thatbshit back immediately if I was served it after ordering a tornado omelette

>> No.15626530

Are you having a stroke? Does someone need to call 911?

>> No.15626550

What the fuck is wrong with his head? Remember kids, don't marry your 1st cousin.

>> No.15626572

Why was I hoping when he split it apart and the cheese melted on his hands he would yell and scream with 3rd degree burns?

>> No.15626577

Cook with Fat

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>> No.15626602

Absolutely deserved for not throwing off the cat the second it climbs where it doesn't belong. Grab by the tail and swing. So easy a child can do it.

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>> No.15626631

I hate chinamen so fucking much. Fuck Japan for attacking pearl harbor. We should have helped them fuck those savages into the dirt and eradicate them.

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>> No.15626648

whats this from?

>> No.15626679
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Is that what that is? I legitimately thought someone chilli fountain was a good idea. why does the water fuck it up?

>> No.15626692

Too many tornado omelets....

>> No.15626711

Hopefully that was his rock bottom

>> No.15626713

at least fatty is following Dr. N's advice and eating a high protein diet.

>> No.15626728

Imagine paying a reporter and he does this dumb shit.

>> No.15626735

Because cooking = denaturing

>> No.15626824

Bechamel is a meme, ricotta is better

>> No.15626828

>[email protected]
It's latino or latina fucking pendejo.

>> No.15626832

um, problematic

>> No.15626848

Is that the white version of blacked.con?

>> No.15626856

Thats one fucked up ragu
But I dont expect much from facebook videos like this

>> No.15626875

>Current year
>Clown world
>Not believing it's real

>> No.15626885

Your mom

>> No.15626892

>animal planet
Checks out

>> No.15626909

Um, go back to redd*t

>> No.15626932

is it so hard to kill it first?

>> No.15626951
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>Cooking tip: Don't do what I did
Thanks Jack :^)

>> No.15626952

chinks think killing it first makes the meat less flavorful

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you never heard of seized chocolate before?
when you add water to chocolate the sugar wants to bind with the water and there is less emulsifiers to hold it all together, so it separates into a clumpy mess

>> No.15627030

If they went with "vegetarian" and still used cheese instead of going full meme "vegan", I wouldn't mind trying this
at least they didn't just resort to using imitation "meat"

>> No.15627040

And this my friends, is why I declaw all my pet cats.

>> No.15627052

probably wasn't his car

>> No.15627094

The smell of a girl's asshole is closely tied to her lifestyle choices. Just looking at how in-shape she is, you know she's not the kind of trashy chick that eats like garbage and has a digestive system shot to shit. She likely always produces healthy, large, solid, bowel-emptying poops that, while inarguably smelly, aren't the kind to make you gag and want to vomit.
She definitely isn't a fan of daily showers or frequent laundry. Unless she uses a bidet, she will often have to rely on solely TP to keep the space between her cheeks clean, which isn't a problem for one or two days. But for any longer, adding on her active lifestyle and large bowel movements due to a high-protein diet, and a slick, paste-like layer of sweat, pubic hair, dead skin cells, and trace amounts of the bits of fecal matter TP can't cover will begin to develop on the surface of her anus.
In the end I think her ass will smell like what it smells like in the bathroom after you'd just flushed your poop and forgot to open the window - moist, musky, sweaty, and with the unmistakable cloying but muted odor of feces. But I think the smell of sweat alone would nearly overpower even that.

>> No.15627108

not this nigger again

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Did he just drink fucking Gallium?

>> No.15627161

why dont they ever fucking repaint instead of letting everything look like shit around them. I mean I guess I have higher standards for a gutter oil foodstand but still I dont get it

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funniest thing ive seen in a while

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>> No.15627205

looks like hell to clean

>> No.15627218

where did the red plastic ring go when he lifted it to take a bite? hoping the obvious answer isn't true.

>> No.15627227

Unironically this. All children are disgusting little leaches, this one is a fucking retard of them all. His parents are even worse though, they do not punish him for spilling this juice all over the place.

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>> No.15627241

>Vegan Lasagne

>> No.15627249

informative post thank you

>> No.15627250

modern-art-shaped diabetes served on a dusty ceiling tile? that'll be $73, sir.

>> No.15627254

what kind of dipshit PAYS for this

>> No.15627256

what the fuck

>> No.15627273

i am both horrified and impressed

>> No.15627278

both informative and unprompted

>> No.15627279

the impressive part is he can keep that awful rum down
cap morg is the gutter trash rum choice
spiced so you dont notice the kerosene flavour

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>> No.15627292

>*tips fedora*

>> No.15627395

But what if you don't know which pronouns to use?
Latinx is neutral in this regard, therefore it's the safe default choice.

>> No.15627412

Kill yourself, there's a charm to this aesthetic

>> No.15627413

Not an argument.

>> No.15627419

I want to eat that right now.

>> No.15627433

Fucking worthless. It's all the dumb shit that they used to put in women's magazines in a gif. A waste of time thinking of it, a waste of ingredients, and a waste of bandwidth for me to watch it.

>> No.15627437

why are all people in this ad fat

>> No.15627439

Bunkerchan is over that way tranny

>> No.15627460

this is what we call a trucker's pussy in austria

>> No.15627462

>wypipo dun seeson dey fuud

>> No.15627466

>doesnt even take the sticker off the apple
I legitimately hate this fat retard

>> No.15627468

How is this guy still doing this shit after all these years. ffs

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>> No.15627492

>alcohol poisoning in the making lol

>> No.15627542

Because sliteyes think meat tastes better if you torture it first
It probably makes their stumpy little yellow peepees hard

>> No.15627881

>That stupid fucking "open mouth, insert cock" face.

Every fucking time.

>> No.15627913

Nothing like a yummy breakfast oval full of raw-assed bacon first thing in the morning. Fuck yeah.

>> No.15627921

He's right though. Believing in le mighty sky daddy is kinda stupid nowadays, and there are so many good things to do on Sunday morning instead of sitting in a fucking church listening to preacher telling these stupid lies about that carpenter who proclaimed himself a son of G°d and tried to incite separatism in a roman province of Judaea. I mean, if religion is a part of cultural tradition, like Judaism or Islam, I'm totally OK with it, but Christianity, that I can't stand.

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>> No.15627955

do you think he has a duck slaying traffic cone?

>> No.15627998

Version with sound is hilarious

>> No.15628013

>ruining perfectly cooked eggs

>> No.15628368

I sprinkle nutritional yeast flakes over my eggs everyday and they are more nutty than anything, and not in a good way! This would taste fucking awful!!!

>> No.15628376

t. chinaman

>> No.15628429

Australian poster?

>> No.15628432

>hates christianity
>tolerates jewdaism and mudslimes
all organized religions are shit

>> No.15628439

just turned 17? made big mean daddy made you wake up early on a sunday?

>> No.15628441


>> No.15628862

Disagree, bechamel is how I've always had it and it's delicious

Especially if you infuse the milk of the bechamel beforehand. Get an onion, like 4 cloves, black peppercorns, and a bay leaf, and simmer them in milk for around 20 - 30 minutes. Then use that milk for your bechamel. Tastes really good.

>> No.15628884

that's why god hates us.

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You just earned yourself a one way ticket to the sun pyramid, bucko.

>> No.15629018

Hell yeah, brother. Thanks for the tip.

>> No.15629056

Funny lad, Kid reminds me of a drunk night I had about a month ago.

>> No.15629141

The asians fear the cheese

>> No.15629197

Looks like an entire round + shank attached to the leg

>> No.15629428

This is amazing, I love how at one point, after trying to placate the whirling dervish with a spoon, he simply gives up and resigns himself to terror as the situation unfolds.

>> No.15629722

>thinking about face fukcing a male
are you gay?

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>> No.15630392

>tfw he eats ass

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