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15619812 No.15619812 [Reply] [Original]

>feel like a Reese
>decide on a whim to get one of these things instead
>AWWW SHIT THIS GUN BE GOOD
>open that badboy
>fuckin big m8
>take one bite
>all the chocolate shatters
>peanutbutter has separated
>there is now peanut oil leaking everywhere
>holding this lump of oozing broken chocolate
>stick it back in the cup to not make a giant mess
>awkwardly try to eat it without getting shit everywhere
>only finish like 1/3 but already sick of it

Well this was a mistake.

>> No.15619828

Pretty certain these things were a limited time promotion from a couple years ago, so if you found one in-stores it was probably ancient.

>> No.15619838

>>15619812
Post a pic of the inside

>> No.15619846

>>15619828
Ah, like that time I decided to grab some ice cream at the liquor store...

>> No.15619855

>>15619812
Stick your cock in it.

>> No.15619862

>>15619828
They're a seasonal thing (not this season) and they're great (in a disgustingly self-indulgent way) when they're fresh.

>> No.15619864

>>15619812
>Not freezing it first.
You get what you deserve.

>> No.15619875

>>15619862
Yeah, I had in 2016 and it had the same NHL promotion on it like the one in the OP picture. I know he got the picture off google, but I figured there was a fair chance he might have grabbed one that had been sitting on a gas station shelf for ~4 summers.
They're pretty alright. Not intended to be eaten in one sitting by one person, but then again...

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>>15619864
>freezing peanut oil

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>>15619941
>He doesn't keep his Reese cups in the refrigerator

>> No.15620356

>>15620350
Yeah they're way better that way.

>> No.15620370

>>15619812
This is like those 10 pound Hershey chocolate bars they had at the truck stops a few years back.

>> No.15620374

>>15620350
I like them body warmed and slightly melty. :)

>> No.15620414

>>15620370
There was this one gas station that had a giant MR Big. The thing was as big as my forearm when I was 10.

>> No.15622059

>>15619812
oh OP such an asshole, stealing other peoples pics and making up stories.

>> No.15622526

>>15619812
My folks use to put giant reeses in my stocking every year and they were never like this. Sounds like you got an old one.