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>>15602493Thats a great movie.
>>15602560rick stein is such a pompous twat
>>15602560Why does he add the onions so late? Why not fry them in the oil at the beginning?
>>15602500Tell me about the cook, why does he tap the knife?
>>15602539>live footage of Hammond using a fokkin' toilet
>>15602493Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese
>>15602541what an absolute tosser
>>15602545Why is he cooking at COTA?
>>15602607The whole movie is like that. He's playing a top tier chef.
>>15602552based pinwheel of peace.
>>15602549>>15602504Why do they add so much sugar
>>15602653it tastes good, its bad for you but its an easy way to make something taste better
>>15602525>>15602528how much do these cost anyway
>>15602676>grilling the outside of the bun
>>15602862wish those were my balls
>>15602506I don't even know what this is supposed to be
>>15603267An abstract form of suicide.
>>15603271Interesting. Let's say instead of drinking myself to death, I wanted to eat myself to death.What would be the best way to go about it?Eat something that shreds my kidneys? Overdose of sodium? Something so fat I get an instastroke?
>>15602600He's a big gay>>15602653There's barely any sugar in it at least not enough to sperg about. 2 tablespoons of brown, which mostly comes off in the juices while it cooks and a some sauce brushed on.
>>15603284Eating yourself to death is a rather vague statement. If you want to the most obvious answer it would have to be just eating something poisonous. Mushrooms sound like a good idea in that case, but if you mean by just dying due to poor diet, then the other most obvious might just be not eating at all depending upon your constitution. If you mean death by intaking too much of food that might otherwise be edible, then if I were to come up with some sort of idea, then it'd be have to be destroying your kidneys/liver somehow. I think that too much protein can fuck you up pretty bad, but I'm not that certain about what sort of timeline would that include.
>>15603284drink two bottles of fish saucediarrhea until you hit a coma
>>15602563As always, if it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.
>>15603316>Eating yourself to death is a rather vague statement. If you want to the most obvious answer it would have to be just eating something poisonous.Yeah, that's why I said "like drinking myself to death". I know, alcohol is toxic yadda yadda, but if I wanted to drink and die I could also drink bleach, plus, anything poisonous you can eat is usually not pleasant. Dying from mushrooms means puking your guts out and being in cruel agony until you die. Same with poisonous plants or venomous animals.Too much protein can lead to gout and kidney stones, but that's far too long-winded.I imagined something like drinking constantly for a few days until you body just won't do it anymore, just with food and was wondering if this was even possible.
>>15603341>implying belgian fries don't btfo oranje shit
>>15603348Well, you can just outright die from poisoning if you do drink enough alcohol (ethanol). It's not that impossible/uncommon cause of death. If you drink enough stuff fast enough you might just not recover, though I cannot verify how much of an unpleasant experience that is. While too much alcohol intake may impair your motor funtions and memory and may cause you to black out you are also susceptible to outburts of being conscious and feeling sick/vomiting. If someone were to choose to go by the method of golden dose I would think that going for some harder opiate might be more pleasant and easier to achieve if you were to get your hands on the stuff. Dying to overdose is actually a very real hazard to the substance abusers, so it's a valid path to take. With food I think your body will likely know that it's being in distress and it will most likely act accordingly, making the whole process very, VERY unpleasant. Another thing worth mentioning is that there's also a thing where you can get poisoned by poorly made distillates and creating methanol instead of ethanol. From what I understand it's a bit more straightforward and secure way to go, though I wouldn't be comfortable vouching for it.
>>15603427>Another thing worth mentioning is that there's also a thing where you can get poisoned by poorly made distillates and creating methanol instead of ethanol.Methanol poisoning is not pleasant either. Funny enough, ethanol is the antidote for a methanol poisoning.And just to be clear, I don't want to kill myself. If I wanted to, I'd use a shotgun to the head or helium or something that will kill safely and quickly.I was just pondering the possibilities.
>>15603267Looks like an attempt at a red velvet trifle.
>>15603284Eat a large meal, consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne and 14 servings of hetvagg.
>>15603284>I wanted to eat myself to deatheat a block of salt
>>15602506No wonder he's had a few strokes
>>15602510Ah yes, I'll have some potato with my clogged arteries. Jezus fucking christ.
>>15603284President Zachary Taylor binge-ate to death, but it was probably contaminants in the food or drink or possibly cholera that did him in. Still, maybe you can be the one to prove the hypothesis. Go out, get heat stroke, then gorge yourself on cherries and iced milk.
>>15602493how is that keto?
>>15602676black gloves are a dead give-away that you'll be eating trash
>>15602560> "Takes no preparation except boiling eggs"> Has 10 other ingredients all chopped upffs
>>15603676it causes hairloss at the same rate as keto probably, so they've accepting it as keto
>>15604355why in the world does she cover the meat with plastic film before beating it? muh microscopic barely existent splashes? yees better induce the chicken with plastic pieces
>>15602493Why butter and oil though?
>>15602600maybe instead of a clapperboard
>>156045371. It's mayonnaise and not butter2. It makes the bread crispy without it being dry, actually quite good.My question is how he gets the cheese to melt without charring the bread. I will put the lid on the pan to concentrate heat onto the cheese, but it looks like he doesn't do that
>>15604600Why would he be applying mayo out of a ceramic bowl? If it was mayo he would be applying it out of either packaging if it's store bought or a mixing bowl if it's homemade. It makes no sense at all to transfer mayo to a serving bowl just so that he can then spread it onto bread.What makes way more sense is if it's butter that he's transferred from a fridge container to a serving bowl so that it can soften at room temperature making it easier to spread.
>>15602503bitch boys can't lift a fucking 15 lb. turkey by themselves? sure.
>>15604537Oil stops the butter burning
>>15602522I enjoyed this until they started breading it and then it just became a total disaster
>>15602539What the fuck is wrong with him
>>15602541Holy shit this is hilarious, saved
>>15603427are you severly autistic? ten thousands of people die every year of alcohol intoxication. it's pretty easy to do, just slam two bottles of schnaps and die in a ditch.
>>15602513There's something unholy and disturbing about this even if it's just cooked egg.
>>15602541Of course he's not going to shit on his own hand made 40 dollar burgah.
>>15604927Yes, that's literally what the first two sentences of my post is about.
>>15603595The same old song and dance
>>15603600>>15605037Big fat obese cope
>>15604951you're right, it's just the way you put it that irked me. maybe I'm autistic.
>>15603302Fatass detectedDid you miss the BBQ sauce and honey that shit is packed with sugar
>>15604453>>15604462finally something non-ironic. Thanks, anon!
>>15602522Im gonna puke
>>15602549>wrap in foil and flip seam side downmongoloid move.
>>15602676I CANT BADABING
>>15602563Belgian number 1
>>15602503Heh the turkey is doing a leglock. He's an expert at MMA.
>>15604362Lol'd @ filename
>>15604378Hyorogan for soyboys
>>15602504This looks good as fuck. I'd actually enjoy eating broccoli for once.
>>15602506>that faggy gesture after taking a bite
>>15604600Really low medium heat until cheese melts. Then high heat for the outside. It takes kinda long time to make a simple grilled cheese like him
>>15602582What? I find him the exact opposite of that. That's one thing I like about him so much - he never acts like he knows more than the person he's talking to even if he does. He lets them teach and show.
>>15605218They do one coating of the sauce and then put it under the broiler. They don't use the entire amount they mixed up. There's, like, 1/4 cup of the sauce mixture on that entire slab. Which you'd only be eating about two riblets worth from.Why only the sugar triggers you of all things in that webm I don't know.
>>15602512It's Jon freaking Favreau
>>15604709its a movie clip
>>15602850Haters gonna hate, but I'd demolish that.
>>15602510It seems like a huge waste of butter.
>>15602493Jesus Christ, Favreau.
>>15602687dudethat plate is the size of the entire fucking tablewhat a fatass
>>15604413>chicago pizzayeah chicago pizza is basically vertical pizza
>>15603807>the dead arm flopping
>>15602600professional knife tapper here its to put the food into a sense of ease
>>15605560say what you will, every dish in that show looked bretty gud. the homoerotic undertones were also an excellent bonus.
>>15602503Disgusting. >>15602510Stupid.>>15602513Stupid and disgusting eggdildo machine.>>15602539>>15602519Unfunny. Taco bell spoof did it better. >>15602522Stupid. >>15602541>>15602539Stupid and funny.
>>15602651>big titty ebony lady>garfield shirtboys im in love
>>15602522what if someone actually made this?
>>15602493Gordon Ramsay cannot do this. Think on that a while.
>>15604381don't have to wash the tenderizer
>>15602503>First we have a pussy sized 15 lb turkey>then we rape it with garbage>Smear more garbage on top>eewwwwwww
>>15607042>vegan butter>&>olive oilWhy?
>>15602651this is shot like a mid-budget porno
>>15602680here in england it's called a "hot carl" and you can get it for about $5
>>15602510I dont know whats real or satire anymore
>>15607403>salty chocolate balls>not chocolate salty ballsget outta here you gotdom lochness monsta
>>15606576I can't tell if this is hot or disgusting
>>15604381keeps it from sticking to to the tenderizer
>>15605560That show was genius in S1There was no surprise about who Hannibal was so they made the audience hungry every time he was in his kitchen
>>15602522Even after all those insanely rich flavour combinations, they still dip the fucking thing in sauce
>>15604378Why don't you just take a shit on wood chips
>>15604600>MayoThis has to be bait.
>>15604537Oil has a higher smoking point than butter so it stops it from burning.
>>15608214Mayo is mostly oil with some egg and vinegar. It makes for a fair substitution for butter when cooking.Of course, that's not to say it's a perfect substitute. It's not one-to-one.
>>15608214It is so much more...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU3_xJJrCg&list=PLbS0HkS8Xsorrdr3pPk4lP80tUAzfyxP1&index=27
>>15602560I made this once, its really good>>15602594Texture probably
>>15602503>oh it's just a brined turkey>that much Tabasco>2lb block of cheese >Flaming hot cheeto crust Im gonna fucking kill myself
>>15604600>>15605687>>15608214>It makes the bread crispy without it being dry, actually quite good./ck/ bros... Is this /our/ grilled cheese? This is the outside when the cheese fully melted
>>15602493>spread fat on shit carbs>dunk it in more fat>place some more fat on both pieces
>>15603284Arsenic works pretty well
>>15602535Eat your sloppa shit, blue collar boomer
>>15606922This is not how you fill them.. Way too much dough.
>>15606941That's a Brussels sprout.
>>15607361>people are adding charcoal to their "cuisine"Evolution was a mistake.
>>15602563The tumeric ones look pretty good
>>15608942looks like my girlfriends pussy when im finished with it
>>15609421She's got pretty big buns.
>>15609474She's a big girl.
>>15602493cheese to bread ratio is disgusting
>>15609421so it looks disgusting before and after? gotcha.
>>15602680Around the same price as a pizza
>>15602541You morons dont realize its bc they didnt put it on the current sized bun
>>15606935imagine the sneezes
>>15602563>not chips with mushy peas or kebab and chips for the UKabsolute dogshit
>>15602651non of those lip movements correspond to any of that text
>>15604381???so it doesn't stick to the malletit's the only legitimate thing in the video
>>15602541>>15602545is he on cocaine?
>>15604457I wonder if anybody has actually tried this thing
can someone post the homo erotic webm of the two lads making a chip butty from scratch?
>>15609756There is NOTHING homo erotic about stuffing a butty.
>>15609790I would suck their dicks ngl
>>15605560lmao I only just now noticed that the lid of the pie looks like a mask
>>15606658The woman who did the dishes also has a blog; she also made food for American Gods. It's a pretty interesting read.
>>15602676I started seeing these type of american-style fast food pop up here and there in Milan. Not a fan. Italian worked meat has a lot of salt, you'd taste nothing but salt and grease if you mix them like that
>>15607089FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>15609421That much pus is a sign for a deeper, very serious infection. Get her to a doctor asap.
>>15602850I don't get why the cheetos
>>15602506Take in mind he made that recipe 3 days ater his second stroke
>>15602549I've made this a couple days. It's not bad. End up just eating it as ribs instead of the sandwich part.
>>15609790god this was hot
>>15610467Especially the part where they put the loaf in the over.
>>15603351I must concur, those are better still.
>>15609645Always, he is a massive addict.
>>15605761I don't know who Jon Favreau is, but it doesn't matter.
>>15602510this is pretty based ngl>>15603616animal fats don't clog arteries, wake up to the liehttps://youtu.be/hzQAHITIUhg
>>15604462>mass produced soysauce uses artificial bacteria>artificial bacterialike nanites?
>>15607042Cashew pasta is pretty good if you make it well, but i have no idea how people could say it's anything like mac and cheese
>>15610978the part where they fry the potatoes too
>>15602503I think I'm gonna cry.... They ruined such a beautiful bird.
>>15608942>festering wound leaking cheesy pusI think I'm gonna vomit
>>15602850It's like a grade schooler's first attempt at making a burrito. Gross.
>>15604442>the absolute faggotry
>>15602522This is not fit for human consumption.
>cast iron pan>not enough money
>>15609421if true then I think your girlfriend has a bacterial infection and she should really get that checked out
>>15602500So they are serving "Smoker's Lung" at the BBQ now?
>>15608942Like a tranny trying to dialate
>>15602528How much of a fucking pig do you have to be to eat this garbage. Anyone from the UK who bitches about Americans and their eating habits should feel deeply ashamed.
>>15602503I don't think I can do it bros. Way too cringe.
>>15608214I use mayo when I don't really want the butter taste.
>>15602510Better than the stupid turkey one
>>15602504The most disgusting of these videos, are all from a single source. ChefClub on youtube. Amazingly, they are based in France. Frogs should feel deep shame at this fact. https://www.youtube.com/c/Chefclubtv/videos
>>15605560Elon Musk, in an unguarded moment....
>>15603740>Hasn't worked in a kitchen before and doesn't realize black gloves are the best to work with when needing gloves
>>15607089that'll be 60$ plus tip
>>15602510why do they show the cucumber going into the turkey over and over like we get it, it's phallic haha funny but why
>>15602503An animal died for this
>>15605761I'm gonna say it.
>>15604413The japs obssession with corn on pizza always befuddles me.
>>15602528Bro, that's cardboard you're pouring all that sauce into. There's even a hole for steam right on the side that's totally gonna spill shit everywhere.
>>15602512I have bad news for you about almost every restaurant meal you've ever had
>>15603616Eating sugar clogs arteries, not fat.
>>15609595>not even considering she might be talking a language other than englishDumbass.
>>15604401>Left the jagged wooden stick hidden in the middle of the burger.See, this is actually based as fuck, they're naturally selecting people dumb enough to eat this shit.
>>15608942If it bleeds, we can kill it.
>>15602563how did this faggot manage to make literally every single one look unappetizing
>>15602500Woahhhh bro it's gott heckin carcinogens waahhhh I hate flavor waahhhh you can't have barbecue I hate texas wahhhh
>>15612254You can take an "empty" bacterium and fill it with new DNA and make it run again, that's synthetic biology, but I think what he meant is that they use spontaneous fermentation, like some belgian breweries are doing.
>>15602563>butter and sugar
>>15602503Imagine being a turkey and dying just to be cooked like this.
>>15614692this reminds me of that one webm with the animu girl getting taken apart by lasers
>>15608244>>15608292>>15608677>>15612839Not saying that you can't use mayo retards, I'm saying that in the webm that is clearly butter. fucking brainlets.
>>15602510>peachesJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY
>>15606935Is this from the same video of the "exotic bubble and squeak"? Fuck, I've been imagining that with an Indian accent this whole time.
>>15608771Blue collar boomers are happier than you cubicle zoomer
>>15603316This is a thoughtful post. Thank you for the effort.
>>15609554What is the current sized bun? In the 90s it was oversized buns, but was we entered the new millennium the buns got smaller, but I'm not sure how the trend affected current sized buns
>>15606865It would be extremely painful
>>15607006Shitty fries are shitty
>>15615074>Blue collar boomers are happier>hate my wife>hate my job>easy asSure thing pal
>>15610034This one isn't too bad. I'd change the order he adds stuff to the slow cooker and only stir after it's cooked, but very solid garbage chilli. Would eat with white rice
>>15610063i want to slap garfield shirts fat black tits
>>15607023Well I suppose it's better than starving
>>15615440>he hasn't watched office space
>>15614177>He trusts everything he reads on the internet>Calls others dumb
>>15616504She quite clearly mouths "hombre blanco".
>>15603284Eat a married womans pussy until her husband comes home and walks in.
>>15616536Looks nothing like that, either.
>>15609790Is it even up for discussion that British cuisine is among the worst? Fucking fries on a sandwich?
>>15602862Well that's certainly one way to make pulled chicken.>>15603302>He's a big gayUUUU>>15616558Wouldn't work if anon happens to be in california. The husband would start applauding him and ask if he could record it.
>>15603473did you learn that on that one sam o'nella episode?
>>15603473Aren't they nowadays diluting helium to make it impossible to off yourself with it?
>>15602522Bah. I'd still try a piece. Probably wouldn't need to eat anything for the whole day afterwards.
>>15602522should've just stopped after baking the chicken, it would've been good on some bread
>>15607001that was more than 3 seconds
>>15616822>Wouldn't work if anon happens to be in california. The husband would start applauding him and ask if he could record it.Depends on the race
>>15602563> peanut butter on friespls let it be troll
>>15602493I hate this webm. It's a fat guy making a grilled cheese sandwich as if it was an incredibly expensive piece of steak or something. And why the fuck does he put it on a plate just to toss it right off again?
>>15614570who are you replying to?
>>15602503who the fuck needs two people to lift a GOD DAMN TURKEY
>>15604428watching this gave me the same emotional reaction as watching an ISIS beheading.
>>15604428why would you record this and post it on the internet?
>>15609790carbs and carbs. wtf
>>15614692If you watch this in reverse, it becomes a very cool crab manufacturing facility. Then they load them onto ships for release at sea.
>>15602651that's dark meat
>>15602570Pathetic. Put some effort in and quit being a retard.
>>15604915it's a joke, much like your life
>>15607778If it helps, in the movie its a bit of both. The movie is wild. It's about noodles.
>>15614099Is it because they think corn is american?
>>15619958Cheap, readily available, and sweet post-war food, became ingrained as a staple food.
>>15619958corn is american you retard
>>15602503I think it looks delicious. I don't know what these other fags are talking about.
>>15602549Caramelized onions are the worst thing you can put there. Theres no balance
>>15603284Mixture of high fat high sodium, ton of carbs and top it off with 3-4 cans of monster
>>15603498This is criminally under rated
>>15619009>cat in the kitchenFucking disgusting.
>>15607012kek'd at the file name
>>15602493THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER FAVREAU STOLE MY FUCKING STORY IF THAT GETS OUT I'M GONNA GET FUCKING WACKED.
>>15607161I really hope those shrimp were alive for that
>>15619222Loosens the stool so they won't need lube
>>15614692Did they died?