WEBM thread: Keto edition

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WEBM thread: Keto edition Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:23:22 2021 No.15602493 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:25:09 2021 No.15602500 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, BBQ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:25:41 2021 No.15602503 File: 2.78 MB, 386x400, 1595677145687.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:26:13 2021 No.15602504 File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, beef and broccoli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:26:46 2021 No.15602506 File: 2.91 MB, 853x480, 1580589734517.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Leaning keto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:27:19 2021 No.15602510 File: 2.91 MB, 540x540, butterchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:28:07 2021 No.15602512 File: 22 KB, 679x452, D3B7F6CF-6F5F-4143-B10F-7C5E7379940B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602493 >tattooed hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:28:21 2021 No.15602513 File: 753 KB, 400x400, ereggtion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:29:26 2021 No.15602519 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, classic italian pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:30:31 2021 No.15602522 File: 2.93 MB, 360x338, simple pulled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:33:51 2021 No.15602535 File: 1.98 MB, 540x302, garbage plate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:34:54 2021 No.15602539 File: 2.20 MB, 640x360, cooking with top gear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:35:58 2021 No.15602541 File: 2.48 MB, 350x386, gordonburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:37:07 2021 No.15602545 File: 2.57 MB, 790x590, seasoned fritos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:38:12 2021 No.15602549 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:38:56 2021 No.15602551 >>15602522 sasuga

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:39:17 2021 No.15602552 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, pastries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:39:47 2021 No.15602556 >>15602493 Thats a great movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:40:22 2021 No.15602560 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, Curried Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:41:27 2021 No.15602563 File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, Fries around the world.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:42:49 2021 No.15602570 File: 2.91 MB, 768x432, tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:43:09 2021 No.15602571 >>15602525 >>15602528 would

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:45:44 2021 No.15602582 >>15602560 rick stein is such a pompous twat

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:49:07 2021 No.15602594 >>15602560 Why does he add the onions so late? Why not fry them in the oil at the beginning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:50:59 2021 No.15602600 >>15602500 Tell me about the cook, why does he tap the knife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:50:59 2021 No.15602601 >>15602539 >live footage of Hammond using a fokkin' toilet

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:52:53 2021 No.15602607 >>15602493 Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:53:26 2021 No.15602610 >>15602541 what an absolute tosser

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:54:49 2021 No.15602614 >>15602545 Why is he cooking at COTA?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:55:09 2021 No.15602617 >>15602607 The whole movie is like that. He's playing a top tier chef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 06:58:04 2021 No.15602623 >>15602552 based pinwheel of peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:07:57 2021 No.15602651 File: 2.85 MB, 640x382, White Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602493

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:08:35 2021 No.15602653 >>15602549 >>15602504 Why do they add so much sugar

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:14:56 2021 No.15602675 >>15602653 it tastes good, its bad for you but its an easy way to make something taste better

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:14:57 2021 No.15602676 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, hearth_attack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:15:58 2021 No.15602680 >>15602525 >>15602528 how much do these cost anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:16:09 2021 No.15602681 File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:17:19 2021 No.15602687 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, mini_meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 07:36:36 2021 No.15602749 File: 42 KB, 300x266, 1565694472391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602676 >grilling the outside of the bun

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 08:10:54 2021 No.15602850 File: 2.90 MB, 400x400, mexican.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 08:12:19 2021 No.15602859 File: 2.87 MB, 424x418, obesity.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 08:13:29 2021 No.15602862 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, cooking_with_saiki_reika.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 08:22:28 2021 No.15602886 File: 98 KB, 304x276, 1587406672565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602862 wish those were my balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:08:24 2021 No.15603267 >>15602506 I don't even know what this is supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:09:32 2021 No.15603271 >>15603267 An abstract form of suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:13:51 2021 No.15603284 >>15603271 Interesting. Let's say instead of drinking myself to death, I wanted to eat myself to death. What would be the best way to go about it? Eat something that shreds my kidneys? Overdose of sodium? Something so fat I get an instastroke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:18:58 2021 No.15603302 >>15602600 He's a big gay >>15602653 There's barely any sugar in it at least not enough to sperg about. 2 tablespoons of brown, which mostly comes off in the juices while it cooks and a some sauce brushed on.

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:23:00 2021 No.15603316

>>15603284
Eating yourself to death is a rather vague statement. If you want to the most obvious answer it would have to be just eating something poisonous. Mushrooms sound like a good idea in that case, but if you mean by just dying due to poor diet, then the other most obvious might just be not eating at all depending upon your constitution. If you mean death by intaking too much of food that might otherwise be edible, then if I were to come up with some sort of idea, then it'd be have to be destroying your kidneys/liver somehow. I think that too much protein can fuck you up pretty bad, but I'm not that certain about what sort of timeline would that include.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:23:29 2021 No.15603319 >>15603284 drink two bottles of fish sauce diarrhea until you hit a coma

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:29:18 2021 No.15603341 >>15602563 As always, if it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:30:10 2021 No.15603348

>>15603316
>Eating yourself to death is a rather vague statement. If you want to the most obvious answer it would have to be just eating something poisonous.
Yeah, that's why I said "like drinking myself to death". I know, alcohol is toxic yadda yadda, but if I wanted to drink and die I could also drink bleach, plus, anything poisonous you can eat is usually not pleasant. Dying from mushrooms means puking your guts out and being in cruel agony until you die. Same with poisonous plants or venomous animals.
Too much protein can lead to gout and kidney stones, but that's far too long-winded.
I imagined something like drinking constantly for a few days until you body just won't do it anymore, just with food and was wondering if this was even possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:31:12 2021 No.15603351 >>15603341 >implying belgian fries don't btfo oranje shit

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:45:53 2021 No.15603427

>>15603348
Well, you can just outright die from poisoning if you do drink enough alcohol (ethanol). It's not that impossible/uncommon cause of death. If you drink enough stuff fast enough you might just not recover, though I cannot verify how much of an unpleasant experience that is. While too much alcohol intake may impair your motor funtions and memory and may cause you to black out you are also susceptible to outburts of being conscious and feeling sick/vomiting. If someone were to choose to go by the method of golden dose I would think that going for some harder opiate might be more pleasant and easier to achieve if you were to get your hands on the stuff. Dying to overdose is actually a very real hazard to the substance abusers, so it's a valid path to take.

With food I think your body will likely know that it's being in distress and it will most likely act accordingly, making the whole process very, VERY unpleasant.

Another thing worth mentioning is that there's also a thing where you can get poisoned by poorly made distillates and creating methanol instead of ethanol. From what I understand it's a bit more straightforward and secure way to go, though I wouldn't be comfortable vouching for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:53:47 2021 No.15603466 >>15602651 >>>/gif/

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:55:33 2021 No.15603473

>>15603427
>Another thing worth mentioning is that there's also a thing where you can get poisoned by poorly made distillates and creating methanol instead of ethanol.
Methanol poisoning is not pleasant either. Funny enough, ethanol is the antidote for a methanol poisoning.
And just to be clear, I don't want to kill myself. If I wanted to, I'd use a shotgun to the head or helium or something that will kill safely and quickly.
I was just pondering the possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:58:00 2021 No.15603486 >>15603267 Looks like an attempt at a red velvet trifle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:00:29 2021 No.15603498 >>15603284 Eat a large meal, consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne and 14 servings of hetvagg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:15:05 2021 No.15603579 >>15603284 >I wanted to eat myself to death eat a block of salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:17:08 2021 No.15603595 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, 1608902213796.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >american cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:18:44 2021 No.15603600 >>15603595 try harder

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:18:51 2021 No.15603601 >>15602506 No wonder he's had a few strokes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:20:24 2021 No.15603616 >>15602510 Ah yes, I'll have some potato with my clogged arteries. Jezus fucking christ.

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:27:27 2021 No.15603666

>>15603284
President Zachary Taylor binge-ate to death, but it was probably contaminants in the food or drink or possibly cholera that did him in. Still, maybe you can be the one to prove the hypothesis. Go out, get heat stroke, then gorge yourself on cherries and iced milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:29:01 2021 No.15603676 >>15602493 how is that keto?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:42:27 2021 No.15603740 >>15602676 black gloves are a dead give-away that you'll be eating trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:57:26 2021 No.15603807 File: 989 KB, 1280x720, 1608443696703.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602560 > "Takes no preparation except boiling eggs" > Has 10 other ingredients all chopped up ffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:05:30 2021 No.15603834 File: 27 KB, 600x315, Keto-Hair-Loss-600x315-cropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603676 it causes hairloss at the same rate as keto probably, so they've accepting it as keto

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:03:02 2021 No.15604355 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:04:05 2021 No.15604362 File: 1.56 MB, 576x720, Chinese Stealth Suit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:05:07 2021 No.15604370 File: 1.44 MB, 320x320, Chaoitc Evil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:06:11 2021 No.15604378 File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, Energy Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:06:31 2021 No.15604381 >>15604355 why in the world does she cover the meat with plastic film before beating it? muh microscopic barely existent splashes? yees better induce the chicken with plastic pieces

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:09:31 2021 No.15604401 File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, gay burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:11:39 2021 No.15604413 File: 3.00 MB, 480x480, japanese italian food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:18:48 2021 No.15604448 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, Beer Cheese Beer Brats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:19:53 2021 No.15604453 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Japanese Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:20:57 2021 No.15604457 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, just a simple grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:22:01 2021 No.15604462 File: 2.90 MB, 704x396, soy sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:37:21 2021 No.15604537 >>15602493 Why butter and oil though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:41:01 2021 No.15604557 >>15602600 maybe instead of a clapperboard

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 14:55:51 2021 No.15604600

>>15604537
1. It's mayonnaise and not butter
2. It makes the bread crispy without it being dry, actually quite good.

My question is how he gets the cheese to melt without charring the bread. I will put the lid on the pan to concentrate heat onto the cheese, but it looks like he doesn't do that

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 15:17:30 2021 No.15604709

>>15604600
Why would he be applying mayo out of a ceramic bowl? If it was mayo he would be applying it out of either packaging if it's store bought or a mixing bowl if it's homemade. It makes no sense at all to transfer mayo to a serving bowl just so that he can then spread it onto bread.
What makes way more sense is if it's butter that he's transferred from a fridge container to a serving bowl so that it can soften at room temperature making it easier to spread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 15:53:17 2021 No.15604884 >>15602503 bitch boys can't lift a fucking 15 lb. turkey by themselves? sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 15:55:44 2021 No.15604899 >>15604537 Oil stops the butter burning

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 15:58:57 2021 No.15604912 >>15602522 I enjoyed this until they started breading it and then it just became a total disaster

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:00:13 2021 No.15604915 >>15602539 What the fuck is wrong with him

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:01:15 2021 No.15604923 >>15602541 Holy shit this is hilarious, saved

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:02:23 2021 No.15604927 >>15603427 are you severly autistic? ten thousands of people die every year of alcohol intoxication. it's pretty easy to do, just slam two bottles of schnaps and die in a ditch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:04:05 2021 No.15604938 >>15602513 There's something unholy and disturbing about this even if it's just cooked egg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:05:29 2021 No.15604943 >>15602541 Of course he's not going to shit on his own hand made 40 dollar burgah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:06:14 2021 No.15604948 >>15602680 -£10ish

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:06:30 2021 No.15604951 >>15604927 Yes, that's literally what the first two sentences of my post is about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:09:53 2021 No.15604969 File: 2.42 MB, 640x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:17:50 2021 No.15605010 >>15604442 psychotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:23:21 2021 No.15605037 >>15603595 The same old song and dance

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:35:29 2021 No.15605093 >>15603600 >>15605037 Big fat obese cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 16:59:02 2021 No.15605207 >>15604951 you're right, it's just the way you put it that irked me. maybe I'm autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:00:50 2021 No.15605218 >>15603302 Fatass detected Did you miss the BBQ sauce and honey that shit is packed with sugar

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:03:30 2021 No.15605239 >>15604453 >>15604462 finally something non-ironic. Thanks, anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:29:45 2021 No.15605367 >>15602522 Im gonna puke

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:47:10 2021 No.15605430 >>15602549 >wrap in foil and flip seam side down mongoloid move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:52:27 2021 No.15605456 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602676 I CANT BADABING

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:06:37 2021 No.15605513 >>15602563 Belgian number 1

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:10:18 2021 No.15605529 >>15602503 Heh the turkey is doing a leglock. He's an expert at MMA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:16:01 2021 No.15605547 >>15604362 Lol'd @ filename

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:17:12 2021 No.15605552 >>15604378 Hyorogan for soyboys

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:18:07 2021 No.15605557 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, skirt steak with mustard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602504 This looks good as fuck. I'd actually enjoy eating broccoli for once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:19:10 2021 No.15605560 File: 3.00 MB, 600x338, Kidney Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602493

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:27:06 2021 No.15605602 >>15602506 >that faggy gesture after taking a bite

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:54:31 2021 No.15605687 >>15604600 Really low medium heat until cheese melts. Then high heat for the outside. It takes kinda long time to make a simple grilled cheese like him

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:54:39 2021 No.15605689 >>15602582 What? I find him the exact opposite of that. That's one thing I like about him so much - he never acts like he knows more than the person he's talking to even if he does. He lets them teach and show.

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 18:56:58 2021 No.15605698

>>15605218
They do one coating of the sauce and then put it under the broiler. They don't use the entire amount they mixed up. There's, like, 1/4 cup of the sauce mixture on that entire slab. Which you'd only be eating about two riblets worth from.

Why only the sugar triggers you of all things in that webm I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:11:21 2021 No.15605761 >>15602512 It's Jon freaking Favreau

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:28:14 2021 No.15605832 >>15602510 >four shots

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:33:00 2021 No.15605851 >>15604709 its a movie clip

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:33:24 2021 No.15605852 >>15602850 Haters gonna hate, but I'd demolish that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:37:26 2021 No.15605863 >>15602510 It seems like a huge waste of butter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 19:39:56 2021 No.15605871 File: 10 KB, 240x240, 1609547003206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602522

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 20:06:33 2021 No.15605983 >>15602493 Jesus Christ, Favreau.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 21:46:35 2021 No.15606471 >>15602687 dude that plate is the size of the entire fucking table what a fatass

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 21:54:58 2021 No.15606513 >>15604413 >chicago pizza yeah chicago pizza is basically vertical pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:06:47 2021 No.15606576 File: 2.87 MB, 640x344, Tampopo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:08:25 2021 No.15606590 >>15603807 >the dead arm flopping

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:13:26 2021 No.15606613 >>15602600 professional knife tapper here its to put the food into a sense of ease

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:20:59 2021 No.15606658 >>15605560 say what you will, every dish in that show looked bretty gud. the homoerotic undertones were also an excellent bonus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:23:31 2021 No.15606671 >>15602500 Classic

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:38:07 2021 No.15606742 >>15602503 Disgusting. >>15602510 Stupid. >>15602513 Stupid and disgusting eggdildo machine. >>15602539 >>15602519 Unfunny. Taco bell spoof did it better. >>15602522 Stupid. >>15602541 >>15602539 Stupid and funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:53:13 2021 No.15606826 >>15604401 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:57:24 2021 No.15606851 >>15603807 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0&ab_channel=Crimson

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:58:21 2021 No.15606860 >>15602651 >big titty ebony lady >garfield shirt boys im in love

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 22:59:56 2021 No.15606865 >>15602522 what if someone actually made this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:13:25 2021 No.15606922 File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, Apricot Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:14:01 2021 No.15606924 >>15602493 Gordon Ramsay cannot do this. Think on that a while.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:16:36 2021 No.15606941 File: 1.02 MB, 640x360, broccoli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:28:59 2021 No.15607006 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, fish n chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:29:58 2021 No.15607010 >>15604381 don't have to wash the tenderizer

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:30:00 2021 No.15607012 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, Jack Non-Newtonian Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:31:04 2021 No.15607020 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, just needs a little syrup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:34:35 2021 No.15607042 File: 2.85 MB, 300x300, mac n cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:35:39 2021 No.15607048 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, mac n cheese 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:36:28 2021 No.15607051 >>15602503 >First we have a pussy sized 15 lb turkey >then we rape it with garbage >Smear more garbage on top >eewwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:37:39 2021 No.15607060 File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, mac n cheese 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:37:45 2021 No.15607061 >>15607042 >vegan butter >& >olive oil Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:38:02 2021 No.15607065 >>15602493 >keto bread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:40:38 2021 No.15607080 File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, mac n cheese 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:41:21 2021 No.15607087 >>15602651 this is shot like a mid-budget porno

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:41:40 2021 No.15607089 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:44:08 2021 No.15607101 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, DUDE AVOCADOS LMAO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:47:37 2021 No.15607113 >>15607061 Flavor

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:48:55 2021 No.15607121 >>15602680 here in england it's called a "hot carl" and you can get it for about $5

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:54:55 2021 No.15607149 >>15602510 I dont know whats real or satire anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 23:57:02 2021 No.15607161 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, has science gone too far.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 00:34:16 2021 No.15607361 File: 2.88 MB, 350x350, No-Bake Charcoal Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 00:41:01 2021 No.15607403 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Salty Chocolate Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 01:42:24 2021 No.15607696 File: 61 KB, 500x353, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607403 >salty chocolate balls >not chocolate salty balls get outta here you gotdom lochness monsta

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 02:00:07 2021 No.15607778 >>15606576 I can't tell if this is hot or disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 02:21:17 2021 No.15607863 >>15604381 keeps it from sticking to to the tenderizer

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:13:59 2021 No.15608080 >>15604362 Nanomachines, son

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:16:48 2021 No.15608092 >>15605560 That show was genius in S1 There was no surprise about who Hannibal was so they made the audience hungry every time he was in his kitchen

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:34:59 2021 No.15608160 >>15602522 Even after all those insanely rich flavour combinations, they still dip the fucking thing in sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:47:59 2021 No.15608201 >>15604378 Why don't you just take a shit on wood chips

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:52:21 2021 No.15608214 >>15604600 >Mayo This has to be bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 03:53:33 2021 No.15608220 >>15604537 Oil has a higher smoking point than butter so it stops it from burning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 04:02:45 2021 No.15608244 >>15608214 Mayo is mostly oil with some egg and vinegar. It makes for a fair substitution for butter when cooking. Of course, that's not to say it's a perfect substitute. It's not one-to-one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 04:16:55 2021 No.15608292 >>15608214 It is so much more... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU3_xJJrCg&list=PLbS0HkS8Xsorrdr3pPk4lP80tUAzfyxP1&index=27

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 05:58:44 2021 No.15608636 >>15602560 I made this once, its really good >>15602594 Texture probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:08:11 2021 No.15608658 >>15602503 >oh it's just a brined turkey >that much Tabasco >2lb block of cheese >Flaming hot cheeto crust Im gonna fucking kill myself

Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:13:56 2021 No.15608677
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>>15604600
>>15605687
>>15608214
>It makes the bread crispy without it being dry, actually quite good.
/ck/ bros... Is this /our/ grilled cheese? This is the outside when the cheese fully melted

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:36:24 2021 No.15608737 >>15602493 >spread fat on shit carbs >dunk it in more fat >place some more fat on both pieces

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:41:18 2021 No.15608751 >>15603284 Arsenic works pretty well

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:55:41 2021 No.15608771 >>15602535 Eat your sloppa shit, blue collar boomer

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 06:59:02 2021 No.15608778 >>15606922 This is not how you fill them.. Way too much dough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 07:51:37 2021 No.15608931 >>15606941 That's a Brussels sprout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 07:57:13 2021 No.15608942 File: 365 KB, 400x400, Light Lunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607361 >people are adding charcoal to their "cuisine" Evolution was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 09:48:24 2021 No.15609292 >>15602563 The tumeric ones look pretty good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:09:01 2021 No.15609408 File: 132 KB, 400x400, 1610870268016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608942 Mandatory reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:11:16 2021 No.15609421 >>15608942 looks like my girlfriends pussy when im finished with it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:21:33 2021 No.15609474 >>15609421 She's got pretty big buns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:25:08 2021 No.15609494 >>15609474 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:27:51 2021 No.15609507 >>15602493 cheese to bread ratio is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:30:22 2021 No.15609518 >>15609421 so it looks disgusting before and after? gotcha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:38:27 2021 No.15609547 >>15602680 Around the same price as a pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:40:49 2021 No.15609554 >>15602541 You morons dont realize its bc they didnt put it on the current sized bun

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:46:29 2021 No.15609573 >>15606935 imagine the sneezes

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:50:42 2021 No.15609588 >>15602563 >not chips with mushy peas or kebab and chips for the UK absolute dogshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:52:54 2021 No.15609595 >>15602651 non of those lip movements correspond to any of that text

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 10:59:41 2021 No.15609631 >>15604381 ??? so it doesn't stick to the mallet it's the only legitimate thing in the video

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 11:02:09 2021 No.15609645 >>15602541 >>15602545 is he on cocaine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 11:17:57 2021 No.15609748 File: 570 KB, 647x457, 1606540853497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604457 I wonder if anybody has actually tried this thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 11:19:41 2021 No.15609756 can someone post the homo erotic webm of the two lads making a chip butty from scratch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 11:26:13 2021 No.15609790 File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, 1525297421188.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15609756 There is NOTHING homo erotic about stuffing a butty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 11:48:06 2021 No.15609885 >>15609790 I would suck their dicks ngl

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:08:58 2021 No.15609971 >>15605560 lmao I only just now noticed that the lid of the pie looks like a mask

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:10:08 2021 No.15609982 >>15606658 The woman who did the dishes also has a blog; she also made food for American Gods. It's a pretty interesting read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:12:59 2021 No.15609996 >>15602676 I started seeing these type of american-style fast food pop up here and there in Milan. Not a fan. Italian worked meat has a lot of salt, you'd taste nothing but salt and grease if you mix them like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:13:06 2021 No.15609999 >>15607089 FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:15:18 2021 No.15610013 >>15609421 That much pus is a sign for a deeper, very serious infection. Get her to a doctor asap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:15:40 2021 No.15610015 >>15602850 I don't get why the cheetos

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:21:04 2021 No.15610034 File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, Garbage Chile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602506 Take in mind he made that recipe 3 days ater his second stroke

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:25:52 2021 No.15610058 >>15602549 I've made this a couple days. It's not bad. End up just eating it as ribs instead of the sandwich part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 12:26:50 2021 No.15610063 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Wha 79Cents Gets in CALI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15609595 Colombian Woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 13:43:05 2021 No.15610467 >>15609790 god this was hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 14:23:00 2021 No.15610693 >>15609494 For you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 15:07:34 2021 No.15610978 >>15610467 Especially the part where they put the loaf in the over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 16:00:49 2021 No.15611308 >>15603351 I must concur, those are better still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 17:01:53 2021 No.15611705 >>15609645 Always, he is a massive addict.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 17:37:56 2021 No.15611923 >>15605761 I don't know who Jon Favreau is, but it doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 18:07:41 2021 No.15612130 >>15602510 this is pretty based ngl >>15603616 animal fats don't clog arteries, wake up to the lie https://youtu.be/hzQAHITIUhg

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 18:27:35 2021 No.15612254 >>15604462 >mass produced soysauce uses artificial bacteria >artificial bacteria like nanites?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 18:55:23 2021 No.15612390 >>15607042 Cashew pasta is pretty good if you make it well, but i have no idea how people could say it's anything like mac and cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 19:04:56 2021 No.15612434 >>15610978 the part where they fry the potatoes too

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 19:34:15 2021 No.15612533 >>15602503 I think I'm gonna cry.... They ruined such a beautiful bird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:04:39 2021 No.15612639 >>15608942 >festering wound leaking cheesy pus I think I'm gonna vomit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:08:24 2021 No.15612645 >>15602850 It's like a grade schooler's first attempt at making a burrito. Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:21:17 2021 No.15612685 >>15604442 >the absolute faggotry

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:26:13 2021 No.15612707 >>15602522 This is not fit for human consumption.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:36:05 2021 No.15612748 File: 738 KB, 1280x720, Very_based.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:41:54 2021 No.15612772 File: 26 KB, 724x542, shit-eating-grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cast iron pan >not enough money

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:50:37 2021 No.15612804 >>15609421 if true then I think your girlfriend has a bacterial infection and she should really get that checked out

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:51:44 2021 No.15612807 >>15607121 >Hot Carl https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20carl

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:53:21 2021 No.15612813 >>15602500 So they are serving "Smoker's Lung" at the BBQ now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:55:13 2021 No.15612821 >>15608942 Like a tranny trying to dialate

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:55:50 2021 No.15612825 >>15602528 How much of a fucking pig do you have to be to eat this garbage. Anyone from the UK who bitches about Americans and their eating habits should feel deeply ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 20:56:17 2021 No.15612827 >>15602503 I don't think I can do it bros. Way too cringe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:00:06 2021 No.15612839 >>15608214 I use mayo when I don't really want the butter taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:00:09 2021 No.15612840 >>15602510 Better than the stupid turkey one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:07:10 2021 No.15612858 >>15602504 The most disgusting of these videos, are all from a single source. ChefClub on youtube. Amazingly, they are based in France. Frogs should feel deep shame at this fact. https://www.youtube.com/c/Chefclubtv/videos

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:09:40 2021 No.15612867 >>15605560 Elon Musk, in an unguarded moment....

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:11:27 2021 No.15612873 >>15603740 >Hasn't worked in a kitchen before and doesn't realize black gloves are the best to work with when needing gloves

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 21:13:26 2021 No.15612884 >>15607089 that'll be 60$ plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 22:33:41 2021 No.15613234 >>15602510 why do they show the cucumber going into the turkey over and over like we get it, it's phallic haha funny but why

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 00:14:15 2021 No.15613629 >>15602503 An animal died for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 01:41:00 2021 No.15614054 >>15605761 I'm gonna say it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 01:51:47 2021 No.15614099 >>15604413 The japs obssession with corn on pizza always befuddles me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 02:02:02 2021 No.15614144 >>15602528 Bro, that's cardboard you're pouring all that sauce into. There's even a hole for steam right on the side that's totally gonna spill shit everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 02:03:53 2021 No.15614149 >>15602512 I have bad news for you about almost every restaurant meal you've ever had

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 02:05:09 2021 No.15614155 >>15603616 Eating sugar clogs arteries, not fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 02:11:18 2021 No.15614177 >>15609595 >not even considering she might be talking a language other than english Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 02:43:56 2021 No.15614312 >>15604401 >Left the jagged wooden stick hidden in the middle of the burger. See, this is actually based as fuck, they're naturally selecting people dumb enough to eat this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 03:06:50 2021 No.15614407 >>15602651 source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 03:14:46 2021 No.15614441 >>15608942 If it bleeds, we can kill it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 03:25:19 2021 No.15614477 >>15602563 how did this faggot manage to make literally every single one look unappetizing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 03:45:56 2021 No.15614570 >>15602500 Woahhhh bro it's gott heckin carcinogens waahhhh I hate flavor waahhhh you can't have barbecue I hate texas wahhhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 04:01:23 2021 No.15614631 >>15612254 You can take an "empty" bacterium and fill it with new DNA and make it run again, that's synthetic biology, but I think what he meant is that they use spontaneous fermentation, like some belgian breweries are doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 04:01:35 2021 No.15614635 >>15602563 >butter and sugar

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 04:16:35 2021 No.15614692 File: 1.14 MB, 716x404, How It's Made - Crabsz.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602503 Imagine being a turkey and dying just to be cooked like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 05:14:20 2021 No.15614845 >>15614692 this reminds me of that one webm with the animu girl getting taken apart by lasers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 05:31:47 2021 No.15614900 >>15608244 >>15608292 >>15608677 >>15612839 Not saying that you can't use mayo retards, I'm saying that in the webm that is clearly butter. fucking brainlets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 05:36:05 2021 No.15614914 >>15602510 >peaches JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 05:37:09 2021 No.15614921 >>15606935 Is this from the same video of the "exotic bubble and squeak"? Fuck, I've been imagining that with an Indian accent this whole time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 06:34:14 2021 No.15615074 File: 645 KB, 3840x2160, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608771 Blue collar boomers are happier than you cubicle zoomer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 06:52:27 2021 No.15615111 >>15603316 This is a thoughtful post. Thank you for the effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 06:52:44 2021 No.15615112 >>15609554 What is the current sized bun? In the 90s it was oversized buns, but was we entered the new millennium the buns got smaller, but I'm not sure how the trend affected current sized buns

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:09:51 2021 No.15615384 >>15606865 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:11:41 2021 No.15615391 >>15607006 Shitty fries are shitty

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:26:00 2021 No.15615440 >>15615074 >Blue collar boomers are happier >hate my wife >hate my job >easy as Sure thing pal

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:28:05 2021 No.15615450 >>15610034 This one isn't too bad. I'd change the order he adds stuff to the slow cooker and only stir after it's cooked, but very solid garbage chilli. Would eat with white rice

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:33:37 2021 No.15615466 >>15610063 i want to slap garfield shirts fat black tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 08:57:45 2021 No.15615544 >>15607023 Well I suppose it's better than starving

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 09:49:26 2021 No.15615746 >>15615440 >he hasn't watched office space

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 12:18:50 2021 No.15616504 >>15614177 >He trusts everything he reads on the internet >Calls others dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 12:25:26 2021 No.15616536 >>15616504 She quite clearly mouths "hombre blanco".

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 12:30:03 2021 No.15616558 >>15603284 Eat a married womans pussy until her husband comes home and walks in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 12:32:38 2021 No.15616575 >>15616536 Looks nothing like that, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 12:39:54 2021 No.15616622 >>15609790 Is it even up for discussion that British cuisine is among the worst? Fucking fries on a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 13:10:07 2021 No.15616822 >>15602862 Well that's certainly one way to make pulled chicken. >>15603302 >He's a big gay UUUU >>15616558 Wouldn't work if anon happens to be in california. The husband would start applauding him and ask if he could record it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 13:40:40 2021 No.15616988 >>15603473 did you learn that on that one sam o'nella episode?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 13:46:33 2021 No.15617017 >>15603473 Aren't they nowadays diluting helium to make it impossible to off yourself with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 14:55:18 2021 No.15617376 >>15602522 Bah. I'd still try a piece. Probably wouldn't need to eat anything for the whole day afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 16:01:14 2021 No.15617739 >>15602522 should've just stopped after baking the chicken, it would've been good on some bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 16:39:38 2021 No.15618017 >>15607001 that was more than 3 seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:05:26 2021 No.15618461 >>15616822 >Wouldn't work if anon happens to be in california. The husband would start applauding him and ask if he could record it. Depends on the race

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:26:50 2021 No.15618536 >>15602563 > peanut butter on fries pls let it be troll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:29:18 2021 No.15618552 >>15602493 I hate this webm. It's a fat guy making a grilled cheese sandwich as if it was an incredibly expensive piece of steak or something. And why the fuck does he put it on a plate just to toss it right off again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:31:28 2021 No.15618565 >>15614570 who are you replying to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:32:29 2021 No.15618572 >>15602503 who the fuck needs two people to lift a GOD DAMN TURKEY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:39:21 2021 No.15618600 >>15604388 honestly would

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:37:05 2021 No.15618813 >>15614692 Neptune wept.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 20:09:43 2021 No.15619009 File: 1.61 MB, 608x1080, eggsmash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 20:12:40 2021 No.15619025 >>15602513 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 20:42:51 2021 No.15619145 >>15604428 watching this gave me the same emotional reaction as watching an ISIS beheading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 20:44:07 2021 No.15619153 >>15604428 why would you record this and post it on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:01:51 2021 No.15619222 >>15609790 carbs and carbs. wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:39:45 2021 No.15619388 >>15602512 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:42:22 2021 No.15619397 >>15602522 > simple

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:45:13 2021 No.15619407 >>15614692 If you watch this in reverse, it becomes a very cool crab manufacturing facility. Then they load them onto ships for release at sea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:46:09 2021 No.15619414 >>15602651 that's dark meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:11:19 2021 No.15619806 >>15602570 Pathetic. Put some effort in and quit being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:18:39 2021 No.15619839 >>15604915 it's a joke, much like your life

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:32:20 2021 No.15619914 >>15607778 If it helps, in the movie its a bit of both. The movie is wild. It's about noodles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:42:37 2021 No.15619958 >>15614099 Is it because they think corn is american?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:55:06 2021 No.15620020 >>15619958 Cheap, readily available, and sweet post-war food, became ingrained as a staple food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 00:54:28 2021 No.15620273 >>15619958 corn is american you retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 02:22:48 2021 No.15620597 >>15602503 I think it looks delicious. I don't know what these other fags are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 02:49:23 2021 No.15620696 >>15602549 Caramelized onions are the worst thing you can put there. Theres no balance

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 02:54:27 2021 No.15620707 >>15603284 Mixture of high fat high sodium, ton of carbs and top it off with 3-4 cans of monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 03:15:09 2021 No.15620798 >>15602687 Neato!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 03:16:42 2021 No.15620808 >>15602850 4,500 calories

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 03:33:51 2021 No.15620884 >>15603498 This is criminally under rated

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 03:45:22 2021 No.15620933 >>15619009 >cat in the kitchen Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 04:08:39 2021 No.15621010 >>15607012 kek'd at the file name

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 04:24:21 2021 No.15621068 >>15602493 THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER FAVREAU STOLE MY FUCKING STORY IF THAT GETS OUT I'M GONNA GET FUCKING WACKED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 06:13:56 2021 No.15621435 >>15607161 I really hope those shrimp were alive for that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 06:23:27 2021 No.15621457 >>15619222 Loosens the stool so they won't need lube

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 07:29:55 2021 No.15621645 >>15614692 Did they died?

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