/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15602314]

Don't mind me, I'm just here to ruin your fast food experience.

>tfw even the tea is in the freestyle machine

[Anonymous No.15602317]

>ruin
haha what

[Anonymous No.15602318]

This is what they took from you

[Anonymous No.15602322]

>>15602317
all the sodas in that machine taste like generic knock offs

[Anonymous No.15602928]

is it true that in the south they call all pop coke

[Anonymous No.15602945]

>>15602314

An OP with a good observation?

I see one of those in a restaurant, I just turn around and walk out.

[Anonymous No.15602950]

>>15602928
is it true that "people" from the midwest are just a tad bit dumber than people from the south?

[Anonymous No.15602967]

>>15602314
I feel like this has the effect of actually restricting the range of drinks I'll get, because there are so many choices that I get overwhelmed and just default to something safe

[Anonymous No.15603003]

>>15602945
Based. I have to clear the lines every time I use one of these and inevitably every drink tastes like 90 different flavors of diet.

[Anonymous No.15603012]

>>15602314
Barqs from these machines have no caffeine so I avoid them whenever possible. I'm not Mormon.

[Anonymous No.15603027]

I got one of these behind my home bar now. It's covered by a tiki fence. Believe it or not, its very economically designed and syrups are jammed in tight and with its self sealing design, I bet you could go years without things spoiling or leaks etc. It's perfect if you don't drink alot of cola but you occasionally like to entertain kids and guests sexually.

[Anonymous No.15603033]

Oh, I got it for a steal at 8k from a Ramen noodles shop that was open just two months during the fake china cough. Too bad he shut down and declared bankruptcy, but to my benefit! I think those things go for like twice that.

[Anonymous No.15603035]

I wish someone would punch the screen on every freestyle machine like that black kid does the mcdonald's kiosk order screen

[Anonymous No.15603039]

>>15603012
I thought barqz never had caf

[Anonymous No.15603042]

>>15603039
It always does unless it's sold in that machine, or Utah.

[Anonymous No.15603069]

>>15603035
Why would any responsible business owner allow a savage negro beast to run around wild in a store with customers? Call animal control. I have.

[Anonymous No.15603136]

>>15602318
>took

[Anonymous No.15603149]

>>15602314
These things suck. They’re far slower than regular soda machines and are often broken.

[Anonymous No.15603202]

>>15602322
compared with what?

they're made the same way as in any soda fountain

[Anonymous No.15603226]

>>15603202
wrong. at a regular soda fountain each drink has its own line connected to the BiB (bag in box). in these freestyle machines everything goes through the same tube. plus you have all those fake flavors and shit which taste nasty.

[Anonymous No.15603234]

>>15602950
Our leftoid city dwellers are pretty retarded, yes. However we have some of the best literacy rates in the country, which can’t be said about other regions.

[Anonymous No.15603239]

>>15603226
Each flavor has its own line, I mean just look at the inside, huge bundles of independent flavors running in separate lines.

[Anonymous No.15603242]

The customization seems nice until you realize every restaurant touchscreen device has human feces on it.

[Anonymous No.15603263]

>>15602314
im with you, op. fuck these things and their stupid shitty flavors and crappy touch screens and long ass lines.

[Anonymous No.15603513]

I don't drink garbage, thank you.

[Anonymous No.15603587]

>>15602314
Only way to get Lime Coke in the UK. Worth it

[Anonymous No.15603706]

I wanted to pipe up and defend them as I appreciate that I can make my own soda flavors despite the fact they're definitely some store brand soda tier quality, the anon that mentioned there was human shit all over that screen was not only correct but completely ruined it for me.

And not just human shit. All sorts of bacteria and bodily fluids. Public touchscreens are fucking disgusting and I hate you faggots for making me think about that germaphobe shit

[Anonymous No.15603724]

>>15603239

[Anonymous No.15603758]

>>15603706
You do never touch door handles?

[Anonymous No.15603778]

>>15602318
>no Lime Coke
>not even Vanilla Coke
yeah, I'll stick with the living disease freestyle machine, thanks

[Anonymous No.15603886]

>>15603758
Only if I have to, I actually usually open doors with my elbow or forearm if possible and I'm not even that much of a germaphobe.

[Anonymous No.15603907]

For me, it's diet vanilla pibb extra wish a splash of diet cherry pibb extra stooped off with regular pibb extra

[Anonymous No.15603917]

>>15603907
what are some other things you are OCD about

[Anonymous No.15603923]

>>15603706
Sorry, friend. As soon as I read that I instantly refused to buy a soda from any place that uses them, and stopped using the self-serve screens at any restaurant that has them. If I'm forced to like when my girl drags me out to Olive Garden or some shit, I bring a stylus and a disinfectant. I really can't be getting up to wash my hands every time I have to touch those things.

[Anonymous No.15603937]

[Anonymous No.15603956]

>>15603886
any time it is a nonlatched push door i reach up as high as i can on door. glass doors are always nice as you can see grubby filth spots the easiest and avoid them. Always have exit strategy for public bathrooms. after washing and using paper towel to shut off water, more paper towel to pull open door to escape

[Anonymous No.15603965]

>>15603956
>after washing and using paper towel to shut off water, more paper towel to pull open door to escape
I've been doing this for years too. This doesn't feel like true germaphobe tier shit to me, this is just what I would think normal decent humans do. Like people that have relatively healthy teeth and skin and give even the slightest of a fuck about their physical health. Especially the bathroom part, even a legitimate retard knows ever person that touched that door just shit or piss, and only a fraction likely washed their hands at all let alone enough.

[Anonymous No.15603970]

>>15602967
its just a drink, dont overthink it

[Anonymous No.15604242]

>>15603027
do amerimutts really?