/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15598767]

Why have so many people on /ck/ been getting angry and going on fabulistic rants about the dangers of beans? What caused this bizarre surge in anti-bean hysteria? Have keto-tards suffered so much brain damage from their diets that they actually believe beans are unhealthy?

[Anonymous No.15598825]

no, its just that a real chili has no beans

[Anonymous No.15598926]

>>15598825
That's why it tastes worse.

[Anonymous No.15598956]

>>15598825
Goddamn chili autists

[Anonymous No.15598964]

>>15598926
>>15598956
if ya'll know beans about chili, ya'll know that real chili aint got no beans

[Anonymous No.15598976]

I don’t know how you could torture a reason for thinking beans are unhealthy unless they have something I’m not aware of like how rice tends to contain a lot of arsenic

[Anonymous No.15598990]

>MOOOOOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.15599053]

>>15598825
You are wrong, so wrong that it is beyond the point of no return to what is right and good.
Beans make the Chilli.
Without beans its just pasta sauce without the pasta.

[Anonymous No.15599069]

>>15599053
the beef makes the chili. what kind of femboy shit are you saying

[Anonymous No.15599130]

>Have keto-tards suffered so much brain damage from their diets that they actually believe beans are unhealthy?
yes

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[Anonymous No.15599260]

>>15599069
>t skyliner

[Anonymous No.15599390]

in my opinion olives taste worse

[Anonymous No.15599409]

>>15599390
yes we're well aware manbabies plague this board

[Anonymous No.15599431]

>>15598767
Op thinkn about thos beans

[Anonymous No.15599750]

>>15598825
Texas didn't invent chili you retard

[Anonymous No.15599781]

>>15599431
Beans are healthy and delicious. As an added bonus they cause HUGE farts and great shits.

[Anonymous No.15599804]

>>15599750
texas invented proper chili soyboy

[Anonymous No.15599840]

>>15598767
Beans make you toot thereby nullifying any health benefits by tremendously decreasing quality of life and also poorfags eat them because their entire life is one great big fart to begin with.

[Anonymous No.15599868]

>>15599804
the only thing Texas invented is a faulty power grid

[Anonymous No.15600125]

>>15599781
Lol if you want the biggest brap factory potential, make a soup 2/3 cabbage and 1/3 onions. add stock and spices for flavor. recommend washing the bedsheets the morning after cause its gonna smell like a dog died in there...6 months ago.

Honestly you could fill multiple balloons with the gas you'll be making.

[Anonymous No.15601173]

>>15600125
Sounds comfy, you got a cabbage and onion soup recipe?

[Anonymous No.15601185]

>>15600125
In my experience, hard boiled eggs generate the absolute nastiest farts. If you ate two cartons worth of hard boiled eggs you could stink out the whole Madison Square Garden with your butt bombs.

[Anonymous No.15601230]

>>15601173
uhhh its literally: Cabbage + onion in water with whatever shit you want it to taste like...

[Anonymous No.15602230]

>>15598767
Beans have to be soaked to remove phytates. Ideally they should be treated with a small amount of ash or lye, then rinsed again even after initial soaking and rinsing.

[Anonymous No.15602237]

>>15598767
>grains are unhealthy
>sugar is unhealthy
>fats are unhealthy
>meat is unhealthy
>fruit is unhealthy
>beans are unhealthy
>milk is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.15603022]

>>15602237
What is healthy anon?

[Anonymous No.15604484]

Beans are a great way to get all your daily servings of fruit.

[Anonymous No.15604534]

>>15598767
A lot of beans contain lectins, which can wreak all kinds of havoc (such as ricin), but they can be cooked or fermented out. Soak your beans to lower cooking time and reduce flatulence, and cook until done.

[Anonymous No.15604541]

>>15600125
You sick fucks deserve the get the rope first and I think no-beaners are second in line for it, chili has beans and gas-likers are worse than scum “people”

[Anonymous No.15604784]

only anglos shill for beans

[Anonymous No.15604888]

>>15604541
your sister bullied you again today?

[Anonymous No.15604916]

>>15604784
t. doesn't know shit about Central America or the Indian subcontinent

[Anonymous No.15604981]

For all those Deenz lovers lurking, a few beans adds a nice fibrous chewy texture to the tin, with bread as well; its ok but feels like more than a snack food then.

[Anonymous No.15605375]

>>15598767
>Have keto-tards suffered so much brain damage from their diets that they actually believe beans are unhealthy?
Uhh, they are. Farting is a sign that something is wrong.

[Anonymous No.15605396]

>>1560302237
Prana

[Anonymous No.15605400]

>>15599804
Sure bro just like how chicago invented proper pizza amirite?

Chili is from Mexico, not Texas.

[Anonymous No.15605404]

>>15605400
But Texas is Mexico

[Anonymous No.15605406]

>>15602230
Phytates protect you against cancer and vascular diseases.

[Anonymous No.15605409]

>>15605404
Yeah true I can't argue with that

[Anonymous No.15605434]

>>15605375
Farting isn’t a sign something is wrong you goof

[Anonymous No.15605436]

>>15598767
BEAN BOYS RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.15605444]

>>15605434
Of course it is.

[Anonymous No.15605454]

i made ground beef tacos thebother nihht and put a tin o black beans in it cuz I had it around but i didnt realise until it was too late that I accidentally made chili wat do senpaitachi

[Anonymous No.15605455]

>>15605444
explain

[Anonymous No.15605629]

Farting is good for you because it gets toxins out of your body. Farts smell awful because they’re full of toxins. If you don’t get the toxins out by farting they build up in your body and leach into your tissues.

[Anonymous No.15605680]

>>15605629
this is ytmnd tier shit dribbling out of your mind onto the keyboard. Your liver must be disgusted with your very existence.

[Anonymous No.15606159]

>>15603022
death

[Anonymous No.15606543]

>>15605680
It’s not my fault you don’t understand how the human body works.

[Anonymous No.15606818]

>>15606543
>this guy still practices trephining for inbalanced humours.

[Anonymous No.15607760]

>>15605629
I am very pro-beans but this is stupid fucking logic
If farting is expelling tocins from the body, wouldn't not ingesting what causes farts and introduces the toxins be better?

[Anonymous No.15607872]

>>15607760
Toxins naturally build up in your stomach and intestines no matter what you eat. Only way to get them out is to fart them out.

[Anonymous No.15608325]

>>15604916
there are no thirdies here
15% of 4chan is anglo

[Anonymous No.15608330]

>>15605406
No they don’t and you can be jailed for spreading false medical information.

[Anonymous No.15608463]

>>15607872
Is this seriously true? I'm very interested if you can there's an article or something about this. Seems like any stomach toxins are more likely to be processed by the liver than being farted out

[Anonymous No.15608468]

>>15608330
* or even killed

[Anonymous No.15608693]

>>15608330
>and my defense is that I believed the information gathered on a peer reviewed Bolivian Balloon Bursting Board. It seemed legit gov; there was a frog picture and some kind of different colored text!

[Anonymous No.15608698]

>>15608463
no its not true. there a reason why this >>15606818 faggot is laughing or some shit.

[Anonymous No.15608892]

>>15600125
After that eat some dried prunes

[Anonymous No.15608896]

>>15608463
If you want some similar stuff look up "Amazing gallbladder and liver flush"

[Anonymous No.15608912]

>>15598767
I haven't bean on /ck/ in years and come back to this shit
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15610277]

>>15605400
which is why you dont do what the beaners do, and take those nasty little shits out of my chili. beans dont go in chili

[Anonymous No.15610292]

>>15610277
t. beanlet

[Anonymous No.15610857]

>>15602237
Sugar is unironically the devil though.

[Anonymous No.15610861]

>>15598767
Probably that nigger-faggot that wrote a sci-fi novel about lectins destroying the universe

[Anonymous No.15610959]

>>15608896
Im on a 2 week keto liver cleanse. so far, its not as bad as i thought with all the fat covered veg im eating.

[Anonymous No.15610968]

>>15610959
>liver cleanse
Bro, if your liver isn't filtering toxins properly you've got liver failure. You don't need to do liver cleanses.

[Anonymous No.15611016]

>>15610968
What are you, stupid? Everyone knows that forcing your liver to process loads of fats and indigestible plant-materials is the best way to really scrub the sucker out. It’s like when you throw metal shavings in your gas tank to clean out the pistons.

God, 4channels is so fucking undereducated.

[Anonymous No.15611065]

>>15610968
i'm pretty sure the idea is to get your body to start processing the fat better and more naturally instead of relying on sugars. also, something about more bile production is better. i like the logic behind it.

[Anonymous No.15611132]

>>15611065
>more bile production good
My liver overproduced bile after I drink >50% of a bottle of vodka. I think you don’t, nor do others, actually have any idea what is good for your body and what isn’t. Perhaps it’s best to leave these types of practices to people who have been educated in it, although who those people are is slipping my mind. Are they proctors? Cocktors? Contractors?

[Anonymous No.15611225]

>>15611132
My liver overproduced bile after I drink >50% of a bottle of vodka.

Maybe you should try drinking 100% of the bottle you fucking waste

[Anonymous No.15611238]

>>15611225
>can’t greentext
Go eat your greasy vegetables you fucking lard ass
Al/ck/ies vs fatties is a battle as old as time itself but at least being an al/ck/ie doesn’t make me automatically undesirable to women you pathetic fuck

[Anonymous No.15611629]

>>15598767
They have stuff that inhibits absorption of a fraction of the mineral they supply, which means you're absorbing less than all the minerals, which means you are losing all the minerals and will die

Phytates prevent butt cancer.

[Anonymous No.15611833]

>>15599053
>Without beans its just pasta sauce without the pasta.

Are you from Cincinnati?