/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15596925]

What was the last food / cooking related photo you took?

This was mine, it appears to be Toad in the Hole with baked beans and mashed potato.

[Anonymous No.15596975]

Some eye fillet I brought from victor churchill

https://instagram.com/victor.churchill?igshid=aagfl57kfg56

[Anonymous No.15596976]

>>15596925
proper nosh mate

[Anonymous No.15596983]

>>15596975

Fuck those fries look good. Nice dinner pal.

[Anonymous No.15596998]

This was my lunch the other day. I took the picture to post here on /ck/ if someone asked what I ate. That's the only reason I take pictures on my food. Now I can post it in this thread and then delete it

[Anonymous No.15597017]

>>15596975
whats a sparkling ale?

[Anonymous No.15597030]

>>15596998
at least mix them together with a dressing and call it a salad
this looks like you are on some sad diet or something

[Anonymous No.15597036]

>>15597017

More-so the brand. Coopers red here in Australia is notorious for its alcohol content. 2 long necks of these and you're ready to punch on with cunts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coopers_Brewery

[Anonymous No.15597047]

>>15597030
Why should I mix it together, it goes straight from the cutting board to the plate. Mixing it would be a retarded extra step and there's really no need for dressing.
>this looks like you are on some sad diet
I am tho

[Anonymous No.15597073]

>>15596983

Cheers as. Meat wasn't cheap aswell.. think I nailed it but. Shit was cash

[Anonymous No.15597076]

I have the same thing for breakfast every weekend; cheddar crumpets with Lea & Perrins

[Anonymous No.15597083]

>>15597047
>extra step
>no need for dressing
maybe to make it more palatable and therefore less sad
we are on a cooking board afterall

[Anonymous No.15597094]

>>15596975
>>15597073

[Anonymous No.15597108]

Absolutely not luxurious but my cousin wanted a pic when I told him I was eating breakfast hot dogs

My girlfriend and I broke up yesterday

[Anonymous No.15597157]

>>15597083
Yeah I could actually use some less sad

[Anonymous No.15597160]

Why would I take a photograph of food if it is not for documenting in some type of menu or something?

[Anonymous No.15597181]

>>15596925
>sausage baked into carbs with two sides of carbs
do bongoloids really? i'm not even a carb demonizer but holy fuck, cook an actual meal.

[Anonymous No.15597192]

>>15597181
Beans. Carbs?

[Anonymous No.15597195]

>>15597094
Why does that fillet have fat on it?

[Anonymous No.15597197]

The last food photo I have is these Latkes I made the other day

[Anonymous No.15597207]

Chicken fingers out of a Dungeon & Dragons cookbook.

[Anonymous No.15597210]

>>15596975
What is that little piece of meat stuck of the side of the fillet?

[Anonymous No.15597216]

>>15597210
>>15597195

It's love and goodness brothers.

[Anonymous No.15597221]

>>15597181

Baked beans are not a carb retard

[Anonymous No.15597227]

>>15597197
Is that a milkshake or some kind of dip?

[Anonymous No.15597229]

>>15597192
Read a nutrition label once in a while, you limey fuck.

[Anonymous No.15597235]

>>15597227
On the plate is sour cream, in the glass kefir

[Anonymous No.15597245]

>>15597192
>>15597221
Beans are high in carbs
especially baked beans with their sugary sauce

[Anonymous No.15597255]

>>15596925
Made creme brulee for v day, it's way easier than I thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.15597258]

>>15597229
Chill mate it’s just some baked beans

[Anonymous No.15597280]

>>15596998
>leaves skin on cucumber
>scoops out cherry tomatoes
Why did you post this abomination

[Anonymous No.15597293]

>>15596998
That's just salad toppings

[Anonymous No.15597295]

>>15597216
It's a fillet. Shouldn't be there.

[Anonymous No.15597306]

>Chill mate it's just some baked beans

[Anonymous No.15597312]

A steak on valentines day. How does it look? Medium?

[Anonymous No.15597313]

>>15597245
Brit baked beans are no way near as sugary as yank baked beans.

[Anonymous No.15597360]

>>15597312

Doesn’t look medium to me pal. Probably tasted really good though.

[Anonymous No.15597372]

>>15597157
A nice vinaigrette would make that meal less sad
>>15597360
That’s the definition of medium desu

[Anonymous No.15597390]

>>15597313
Yanked beans are fucking disgusting. I'm sick of every last Ameriburger food being loaded with sugar.

[Anonymous No.15597409]

>>15597390
Is is true that in America you can’t get good chocolate either? Does it really all taste like shit?

[Anonymous No.15597420]

>>15597360
>>15597372
I'm aiming for the elusive medium rare. I have to say not bad for a third attempt. Feels good gaining more confidence in cooking steak.

[Anonymous No.15597430]

>>15597409
Not really, there's plenty of shit but you can get whatever you want if you wanna look for it.

[Anonymous No.15597457]

>>15597409
Forget chocolate. You ought to taste their "bread".

[Anonymous No.15597483]

>>15597280
>leaves skin on cucumber
It doesn't make a difference
>scoops out cherry tomatoes
I just slice them and flip out the seeds with my thumb. It's an improvement, nobody likes that goo
>Why did you post this abomination
OP told me to
>>15597293
You're just a salad topping

[Anonymous No.15597495]

>>15597255
Its just a burnt custard with a fancy name
Nice job nontheless

[Anonymous No.15597563]

>>15597409
Yes all American chocolate has butyric acid which is the same stuff that gives human vomit it’s great taste. No lie. Thanks Milton Hershey.

>>15597420
Get a thicker steak. It’s much more forgiving.

[Anonymous No.15597731]

>>15597108
That actually looks good
Youll find better anon

[Anonymous No.15597888]

I made Bolognese

[Anonymous No.15597923]

>>15596925
>Toad in the Hole
The name always makes me imagine a turd poking out of a butthole

[Anonymous No.15598095]

>>15597888
those noodles look awful for bolognese. sauce looks alright though.

[Anonymous No.15598134]

>>15598095
Noodles?

[Anonymous No.15598136]

>>15598134
pasta noodles

[Anonymous No.15598163]

>>15598095
It's tagliatelle which is pretty traditional for bolognese, but I agree with you. I find rigatoni to be superior.

[Anonymous No.15598300]

>>15598136
Pasta? Noodles? Educate yourself.

[Anonymous No.15598366]

>>15596925

[Anonymous No.15598371]

>>15598300
you're a contrarian retard. they're noodles. imagine being stuck up about food for fuck's sake hahahaha

[Anonymous No.15598386]

Beans

[Anonymous No.15598391]

>>15598366
your hands are dry as fuck, cool bread though

[Anonymous No.15598401]

>>15596925
Red lentil curry SLOPPA

[Anonymous No.15598408]

>>15598371
You need to learn what noodles are. How dumb was your education? I've even heard Dumericans say lasagne noodles. Are you all really that stupid?

[Anonymous No.15598413]

>>15598408
they're noodles, retard. i'm not american, either. but they're noodles. if you want to fight with me about this all day, let's go. they're noodles.

[Anonymous No.15598417]

>>15598401
I would devour the sloppa, Big Papa Sloppa!

[Anonymous No.15598421]

>>15598413
What shape are noodles? Who invented noodles?

[Anonymous No.15598423]

>>15598366
Why don't whities know about moisturizer?

[Anonymous No.15598424]

>>15598421
none of that matters. they're noodles, albeit a different kind.

[Anonymous No.15598434]

>>15598424
Get help. Denying your badly educated and thick as shit can be cured. It's called education.

[Anonymous No.15598442]

>>15598434
Are you trying to deny that those are noodles? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.15598444]

>>15598434
they're noodles, retard.

[Anonymous No.15598449]

>>15596998
ah yes it's midwit autism on a plate

[Anonymous No.15598453]

>>15598434
also, work on your grammar skills if you're (not your, retard) going to be insulting the intelligence of others.

[Anonymous No.15598454]

>>15598434
>telling others to get educated
>fucks up "you're"
Oh no, it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.15598455]

>>15598442
Noodle resemble spaghetti. Udon noodles are not pasta either.

[Anonymous No.15598461]

>>15598453
Now slagging off my auto correct? Desperate.

[Anonymous No.15598464]

>>15598461
>phoneposting
>insulting anybody
fuck off, retard.

[Anonymous No.15598468]

>>15598455
No? Noodles and pasta are just different words for the same thing.

[Anonymous No.15598488]

>>15597312
Why is it grey

[Anonymous No.15598492]

>>15598464
laptop actually, dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.15598497]

>>15598492
mad as fuck you got told. it's okay, it happens.

[Anonymous No.15598498]

>>15598468
Imagine being this thick and stupid and letting the world know.

[Anonymous No.15598512]

>>15598497
No. I told you I have auto correct. You really are dim, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.15598520]

>>15598391
>>15598423
It's a cold kitchen and I'm constantly washing my hands, moisturiser would not be practical.

[Anonymous No.15598561]

>>15598512
mad. as. fuck. they're still noodles, retard.

[Anonymous No.15598584]

>>15598561
Just because you say it so, it doesn't make it true. Education would have told you that.

[Anonymous No.15598610]

>>15598401
nice lookin big sloppa

[Anonymous No.15598694]

>>15598584
Anon everyone says so, you're the only retard who thinks pasta isn't noodles because they're a different shape.

[Anonymous No.15598710]

>>15598386
norf af

[Anonymous No.15598759]

>>15598694
Really? Do you even know how many people live in the far east? Your dumbness just keeps coming through.

[Anonymous No.15598763]

>>15597073
hell yeah brother HH

[Anonymous No.15598766]

>>15598694
Every anono? Show them.

[Anonymous No.15598772]

>>15598759
Kek wtf you talking about retard? Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.15598792]

>>15598772
Noodle = lasagne pasta? = Retarded.

[Anonymous No.15598810]

>>15598772
Imagine being this dumb and broadcasting it.

[Anonymous No.15598820]

>>15596925
Curry
It was bland but decent

[Anonymous No.15598857]

>>15597108
are those scrambled eggs on the dog? Never seen that before, but looks good actually, I might try that

[Anonymous No.15598900]

Scallop curry pies

[Anonymous No.15598908]

>>15596925
I love kung pao chicken

[Anonymous No.15598946]

>>15596925
>File size too big
I made a giant tiramisu over the weekend. It's the last food photo I took.

[Anonymous No.15599028]

>>15598820
Nice rich looking curry, surprised it tasted bland. I know this feel though...sorry homie.

[Anonymous No.15599033]

>>15598908

Looks salty. The kind that makes you pucker up. I like it.

[Anonymous No.15599088]

I ate a can of soup with 2eggs and corn cooked in the microwave. Pic after I puked the fuck out of that shit meal.

[Anonymous No.15599228]

Super Bowl nachos. Grated cheddar, homemade pico, homemade guac, fiery salsa, jalapenos, onions, and olives.

[Anonymous No.15599251]

>>15596925
>having baked beans with gravy
Grim. Should have had it with peas instead. Also should of done something with the gravy instead of just adding water to bisto granules, like tomato and/or onion.

[Anonymous No.15599914]

>>15597295

You don't understand where this beef came from. I think they know what they're doing desu

[Anonymous No.15599974]

>>15597210
The figgle, you uncultured poorfag

[Anonymous No.15600004]

Made steak and shrimp for Valentines day, used rosemary from the garden, was pretty good

[Anonymous No.15600006]

>>15596925

[Anonymous No.15600016]

>>15600006
dont know why the pic turned upside down

[Anonymous No.15600023]

A based chicken schwarma with homemade tzaziki I did some weeks ago

[Anonymous No.15600036]

>>15596925
Did you get a loisense for those beans, bongfag?

[Anonymous No.15600038]

>>15600023
based. Crutial question: did u put garlic in the tzaziki?

[Anonymous No.15600056]

>>15600038
Had some garlic paste leftover from the chicken marinate so I put it in there - half a teaspoon or something like that. Other than that it's just Greek yogurt, grated cucumber, lemon juice, salt, dill and mint

[Anonymous No.15600085]

>>15596925

[Anonymous No.15600090]

>>15600056
very nice, as a greek i approve, real tzaziki is exactly this. cause here some people for some reason dont even put garlic in it

[Anonymous No.15600096]

Making homemade baked beans tonight. Got some bread baking to make some toast and got some bacon, mushrooms and parsley to put on top.

[Anonymous No.15600105]

some weeks ago. I had just bought a baking steel, amazing puffy dough from days old tipo 00 dough, and pineapple fuck you

[Anonymous No.15600113]

>>15600090
The same people who dont bother with garlic probably put BBQ sauce on everything anyway. Tzaziki is god-tier on any sort of grilled meat

[Anonymous No.15600218]

>>15599088
toppin 'er off

[Anonymous No.15600333]

>>15596925
man that looks tasty

[Anonymous No.15600337]

>>15597923
that's a prairie dog

[Anonymous No.15600340]

>>15599088
looks tasty

[Anonymous No.15600356]

>>15600105
chunks of pineapple are far too big otherwise that's a great looking za

[Anonymous No.15600459]

>>15596925
Nothing fancy about it, but tasty.

[Anonymous No.15600489]

I made the meme black pasta with scallops. Yes, I know the sear on the scallops is shitty. It was my first time pan searing them and I underestimated the amount of heat they needed. But the ink-dyed sauce tastes really damn good, you just have to be careful about the salt levels.

[Anonymous No.15601483]

R8 cottage pie.

[Anonymous No.15601487]

>>15601483

[Anonymous No.15601513]

>>15601487
how do you clean all of that burnt on crust out of the cast iron without ruining the seasoning on it?

[Anonymous No.15601522]

Roasted Self farmed rabbit.
You dont see it but it was juicy af

[Anonymous No.15601524]

Made classic chicken sandwiches earlier tonight, they were great

[Anonymous No.15601545]

Chimken

[Anonymous No.15601571]

Made fondue for my gf on VD. Turned out pretty well in the crock pot.

[Anonymous No.15601939]

>>15598857
Yeah just eggs with salt and a bit of Monterey Jack cheese I think it was
Some shitty tabasco, too

[Anonymous No.15601948]

>>15597483
>nobody likes that goo
Is it autism?

[Anonymous No.15601977]

>>15600489
Is that it? Just a massive plate of pasta and scallops?

[Anonymous No.15601981]

>>15601513
>Heat skillet up
>Run under hot water and scrape with wooden spoon

[Anonymous No.15602046]

>>15596925
I don't like cooking, but I had some leftover white rice and spare veggies/eggs. I thought I did pretty well all things considered.

[Anonymous No.15602205]

This is an assembled but not cooked pizza I made over the weekend: BBQ sauce, spicy pepperoni, prawns, garlic and black olives. Absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.15602285]

>>15601977
I'm confused. There's pasta, sauce, protein, and garnish. What else should there be? It's not a complicated dish, but it tastes good and looks cool.

[Anonymous No.15602331]

>>15596925
Seems like ages ago.

[Anonymous No.15603969]

>>15601571
what about your gf's VD?

[Anonymous No.15604716]

Apple pie

[Anonymous No.15604928]

>>15598386
Prroper beans on toast that. Tasty/10. But that mug is triggering me.

[Anonymous No.15604936]

>>15600459
Nice. Time to buy more rosemary and thyme though.

[Anonymous No.15604958]

>>15601487
>No cheese topping
>No weird vegetables added
>Solid, not bolognesey, but still moist mince

This is a banging Cottage Pie. Only thing I could criticise it over is perhaps too much mash or not enough meat. Hard too tell.

[Anonymous No.15604965]

>>15601522
Just salt? Sometimes good meat needs nothing else.

[Anonymous No.15605025]

>>15602331
holy shit that looks like something my brother would eat with that beer
its the same plate too
If I didnt know for certain that he never posts here
Id call him out by name

[Anonymous No.15605133]

>>15604716
Cute with the apple on top. Well done.

[Anonymous No.15605631]

>>15604936
Heh. Thanks. I like to go a bit more mild with those two so they don't overpower.

[Anonymous No.15605726]

>>15596925
Your mom's sloppy taco which I posted to Twitter. She was pissed but still got dicked down like the rotten cum dump she is.

[Anonymous No.15605736]

>>15597312
Medium well with an unappealing char/crust. Though the latter could be the color balance.

[Anonymous No.15606055]

Was makung gnocci.
Onion and leek with white wine sauce.
Some leftover chiken tight throwed in it

[Anonymous No.15606484]

I've just been taking pictures of stuff I grill

[Anonymous No.15607106]

>>15596925

[Anonymous No.15607133]

>>15596925
I like good British grub, but there's too many carbs in that photo

>mashed potato
>AND all the batter in the toad in the hole

Too carb-heavy.

I'd rather have pic related, which is purely protein + veg.

[Anonymous No.15607143]

Toekkbooki

[Anonymous No.15607147]

>>15597409
There are small chocolatiers are all over the US and a lot of them are pretty good. Hershey's sucks.

[Anonymous No.15607150]

>>15597255
Its fucking ez

[Anonymous No.15607375]

>>15596925
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.15607451]

>>15596925

this photo of the shrimp fried rice i made

[Anonymous No.15607911]

[Anonymous No.15608708]

Mexican!

[Anonymous No.15608726]

Confit duck leg, beetroot and goats cheese salad

[Anonymous No.15609624]

>>15596925
Made german style bread

[Anonymous No.15610312]

>>15597888
Anon u shit a tapeworm?