I'm Eating Ice Creams For Breakfast

[Anonymous No.15584038]

i'm eating ice creams for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15584042]

>>15584038
are you into anal?

[Anonymous No.15584049]

>>15584042
only if she's fasted for a few days and had an enema

[Anonymous No.15584059]

>>15584049
>fasted for a few days
really? That's a bit much I'd say. She should be clean of course, an enema or whatever suffices. I've heard the homos often just take a dump and then start fucking, nasty people

[Anonymous No.15584064]

>>15584059
i watched a behind the scenes sort of thing on anal in porn. they spend a lot of time flushing the whore's colons...like there is a guy whose job is to just flush roastie butt all day.

[Anonymous No.15584073]

>>15584064
this is so awesome! So like some anal fluffer? Do they just stick some kind of hose in their asses or what?

[Anonymous No.15584082]

A mate of mine says he got a bit of sweetcorn stuck in his hog’s eye after doing his gf up the wrong un.

[Anonymous No.15584086]

>>15584073
They use a hose, and it's attached to like a giant hotwater bag like you'd see in the old cartoons (pic related). They use a bathtub, or sometimes they get a kiddie pool and use that, and this guy shoves the hose up their butt and squeezes water in there until it runs out clean lmao.

[Anonymous No.15584090]

>>15584086
forgot the water bag

[Anonymous No.15584093]

>>15584086
>pic related
>no pic

[Anonymous No.15584095]

>>15584082
you're just asking for something embarrassing and disgusting to happen when you apply a plunger action to an unflushed butt hole.

[Anonymous No.15584100]

Great thread OP, I like ice cream and anal sex for breakfast too

[Anonymous No.15584117]

>>15584086
I wish I could drink the water

I'd drink Lana Rhoades' or Alecia Fox's enema water in a hearbeat

[Anonymous No.15584121]

>>15584117
I'd eat a mile of Lanas shit just to see where it's coming from

[Anonymous No.15584125]

>>15584117
The flusher guy wears those long gloves that go up to the elbow and doesn't look too pleased with the decisions he's made in life. If you could find such a guy he'd probably sneak you some butt water for a small handling fee.

[Anonymous No.15584262]

>>15584038
For me it's mint chip

[Anonymous No.15584284]

>>15584049
He means in your ass

[Anonymous No.15584297]

>>15584117
Would you make rice or pasta with that water

[Anonymous No.15584298]

>>15584038
Is this, real? Do you they actually call an ice cream flavor "mudslide"? lol

[Anonymous No.15584303]

me too but I'm lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.15584309]

>>15584064
Gives a new meaning to the term bullshit job.

[Anonymous No.15584371]

>>15584297
sure why not. You know what, if Lana Rhoades decides to sell her enema water, you bet that thousands of simps will be after it and even pay for it.

If I make pasta à la Lana, I'm in heaven

[Anonymous No.15584375]

>>15584371
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.15584379]

>>15584375
no, why do you think I need meds you fag normie

[Anonymous No.15584389]

>>15584379
Because of the retarded shit you post.

[Anonymous No.15584403]

>>15584389
ain't nothing retarded with being into women. Sorry

[Anonymous No.15584440]

>>15584403
so you think

[Anonymous No.15584457]

>>15584284
no, I was deliberately being vague about it in case xe's a woman/faggot/some other mental illness or a man.

Are YOU into anal?

[Anonymous No.15584698]

>>15584457
>Are YOU into anal?

[Anonymous No.15584705]

>>15584457
If he's clean down there yeah.

[Anonymous No.15584729]

>>15584705
it's anal, sometimes there's shit involved
get with the program snowflake

[Anonymous No.15584736]

>>15584729
ok pig i'll take your advice next time. not.

[Anonymous No.15584753]

>>15584736
wait until you get a bit older. First you get desensitized and then, at some point, you'll even develop a taste for the "finer things in life" ;)

[Anonymous No.15585431]

>>15584038
madlad