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Infuriating design thread

>> No.15576711

>>15576706
I fail to see the problem.

>> No.15576715

>>15576706
What the fuck is the intention of the this

>> No.15576809

>>15576706
My gurl take this so she don't have baby.

>> No.15576820

>>15576715
you gotta eat his cock, faggot.

>> No.15576827

>>15576706
"What? Why kid about portions when you're eating the whole thing anyway."

>> No.15576899
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I hate stocking this shit

>> No.15576919 [DELETED] 
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>> No.15577007

>>15576809
based inner city youth

>> No.15577099

>>15576809
Lmao

>> No.15577236

>>15576899
Those mesh teabags are the #1 method for ingesting plastic microfibers.

>> No.15577275

>>15576809
top kek

>> No.15577827

>>15576706
M&Ms suck

>> No.15577847
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15577847

>>15576809

>> No.15577849

>>15576711
If they're going to put a big cartoon mandm on the chocolate bar, they should have portrayed Green.

She's the sexy one.

>> No.15577853

>>15577849
She goes on the mint ones

>> No.15577859

>>15577853
She goes on my dick, nigga.

>> No.15577862

>>15577859
Would you impregnate an M&M

>> No.15577864

>>15577853
Who the hell wants crispy mint chocolate bar?
It's like they're oppressing her.

>> No.15577926
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>> No.15577933

>>15577926
maybe they should employ some slaves who are capable of making symmetrical break points

>> No.15577959
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15577959

>>15576899
Cans that don't inter-lock with each other and management expects you to stack them 2 or 3 high.

>> No.15577963

>>15577959
non-stacking plates

>> No.15577989
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>> No.15577994

>>15577989
Those lines are still straight. Plus by doing this, the bar is now dysfunctional as fuck. Accidentally redpilled.

>> No.15578043

>>15577926
I think this looks like fun

>> No.15578048
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15578048

I mean gimme a fucking break

>> No.15578063

Obsessing over symmetrical chocolate bars is some next level autism

>> No.15578065

>>15578048
How is this one infuriating?

>> No.15578073
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>> No.15578076

>>15577989
a little investigation tells me this is satirical; apart from the obvious straight lines no company as large as nestle would call it 'gay month' without somebody in the marketing process correcting it to 'pride month'

>> No.15578090

>>15578065
it's juvenile, and over-engineered wankery. we have teeth and we're adults we don't need groovy-snappies to know how much chocolate we're supposed to bite off. it's exacerbated by how weirdly proud and chuffed the Swiss are about it too, like the design of Toblerone has aided humanity on par with the moon landings, the measles vaccine, and pasteurization.

cringe cringe cringe

>> No.15578095

>>15578065
>>15578090
Not to sound like a bitch but toblerone is awful to try and chew. Why is it shaped like that?

>> No.15578097
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15578097

>>15578065
They increased the distance between the peaks.

>> No.15578103

>>15578095
You break off a piece, retard. You're not supposed to chew on the whole bar.

>> No.15578119

>>15578097
They increased the distance AND tried to blame it on brexit

>> No.15578120

>>15577959
I hate when that junk ends up in my pantry. Canned salmon is pretty annoying too.

>> No.15578124

>>15578097
They reduced the weight of it but not the price. I don't know what it's called but same way coffee used to be sold in 500g packages but some reduced it to 450g at the same price.

>> No.15578128

>>15578095
>>15578097
Toblerone is pucciboi chocolate and isn't even good

>> No.15578150

>>15578065
Is it a bar or is it individual pieces? They need to choose one because this half and half idea is stupid.

>> No.15578180

>>15578097
Yeah that's fair. It did annoy me when I realised that.

>> No.15578181

>>15577959
how is this possible? how would they even load a truckful of these? it seems like a thing you'd realize is a problem as soon as you leave the factory
cans were invented with stackabilkty in mind. i'm so fucking angry

>> No.15578183

>>15578150
Well, you can choose to eat it as a bar (the little ones) or break it up and eat it piece by piece. It's not so horrible.

>> No.15578187

>>15578183
>pre-determined morsel sizes like we're children

https://youtu.be/XvLvzzIr1NM

>> No.15578190

>>15578183
if it's the same it was 10 years ago, it's a bitch to break without making a mess and getting choccyfingers
and forget biting into it, the flesh behind my front teeth still hurts
but now you got me craving some

>> No.15578196

>>15578181

Probably cutting costs. Not sure how doing such a thing cuts costs or whatever.

>> No.15578850

>>15578124
It's called inflation.

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>>15576809
>>15577007

>> No.15578906

>>15578076
wow we have a genius on our hands over here

>> No.15578909

>>15576809
I don't get it can somebody explain

>> No.15578911

>>15576706
Look at that smug fucking bastard. He knows he has single handedly fucked up your chocolate bars form with his ugly mug. He knows exactly what the fuck he did, and you know what? He's fucking proud of it.

>> No.15578915

>>15577926
i was about to go on a super long tirade about this fucking bullshit but i'm glad someone else posted it
tried it once, was such a fucking chore to eat
what kind of a fucking moron made this?
i'll never buy this shit again and will wipe my ball sweat on their wrappers so the people who buy it smell my balls as they go to open it
fucking dogshit, so fucking dumb jesus christ

>> No.15578920

>>15578850
They should just increase the price. It seems it only serves to be dishonest to retards.

>> No.15578924

>>15576809
mama say roy tony bad man

>> No.15578948

>>15577864
Ms. Green is a milk chocolate M&M, not mint you fucking zoomer retard. She was introduced decades before mint M&Ms existed.

>> No.15578952

>>15578124
They sell whole beans in 454g bags now, which is 1 pound. I think that makes sense

>> No.15578965

>>15578909
looks like birth control

>> No.15579012

>>15578097
>>15578124
>>15578850
Shrinkflation

>> No.15580220

ITT: candy bar autism.

>> No.15580240

>>15577989
>hersheys invented chocolate

More like they invented vomitlate

>> No.15580242

>>15577926
t. dutch

>> No.15580266
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15580266

>>15578948
Take it up with the CEO, because she's on the mint bar

>> No.15580270

>>15578920
it's long been known and practiced in the food industry that you cut portions over raise prices in most instances. everyone will get mad and notice the cost increase, portion cuts not so much

>> No.15580283

>>15576706
Daily reminder mnms chocolate is made in china

>> No.15580291

>>15578120
Why is it always the fucking salmon, they alway have that light incave

>> No.15580295

>>15578915
based post

>> No.15580302

>>15578124
I hate this 945g, 453g bullshit

>> No.15580340

>>15577926
is that really what goes on inside one of those things? much appreciation for preventing me from being disappointed

>> No.15580412

>>15577933
The thing is the grooves are so shallow you can't even break them, and I like to eat my chocolate refrigerated so I for Tony's I have to break it against the edge of the counter

>> No.15580457

>>15576706
I get these sometimes and they fucking piss me off. It's a shame they're so delicious or I wouldn't buy them.

>> No.15580591

>>15578909
>>>/r9k/

>> No.15580595
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>>15576809

>> No.15580608

>>15577989
>Hershey's invented chocolate
The brain of the average American woman

>> No.15580672

>>15578190
It sure smells like bitch in here.

>> No.15580817

>>15580291
It's so they can save space shipping the cans to Alaska, since they nest inside each other and putting a can factory up there is apparently impractical.

>> No.15580863

>>15578097
Why is Europe so cucked that they're making your chocolate socially distance now

>> No.15580977

>>15580817
Interesting, i checked and lo and behold my canned salmon in made in the usa i know for a fact the tasmanian salmon cans are regular cylenders so thats interesting.

>> No.15580979

>>15580266
Now that the dust has settled would you fuck the green M&M?

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>>15576809

>> No.15581108

>>15580266
Mandela effect.... I ate the green one at my friends place last week and it was milk Chocolate no mint

>> No.15581125

>>15581108
>Mandela effect....
Fuck off, I'm >>15578948 and I was purely talking about the character. I've never had one of these chocolate bars or even seen them in a store in my life.

>> No.15581135

>>15577926
It's unequal to draw attention to the inequality in the world, like how there are people that pay less for a better, evenly portioned, chocolate bar and people that overpaid for a meme bar that tastes like shit while trying to lecture you.

>> No.15581141

>>15578048
Tip: push the triangles together to break, don't pull

>> No.15581161

>>15581125
>>15581108
You're a dumbass.

>> No.15581167

>>15581108
Mandela effect: You think it was your father that fucked your mother that gave birth to you but actually it was me who fucked your mother.

>> No.15581174

>>15577989
Luckily this isn't real but I could see something like this happening.

>> No.15581176

>>15581167
Hi dad, I was just shitposting out of b. Wish u camed out of mum

>> No.15581189

>>15581176
>Wish u camed out of mum
me too

>> No.15581205

>>15577236
what's #2?

>> No.15581208

>>15581205
Eating fish probably

>> No.15581229
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15581229

what's the most based chocolate I can get at an american grocery store I'm about to go to

>> No.15581231

>>15581208
that'd make sense.

>> No.15581264

>>15577926
This desu. Makes me think: "fuck them slaves."

>> No.15581269

>>15580412
>t. soi
It's an annoying design, but I broke it with my hands no problem.

>> No.15581434

>>15577926
Tastes fucking great though

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>>15576809

>> No.15581804

>>15578090
You push on the tip and it snaps off one part.

>> No.15581826

>>15581135
>people that overpaid for a meme bar that tastes like shit
Kill yourself, amerinigger

>> No.15582010
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15582010

>>15576809
Hah?

>> No.15582014

>>15577989
>a diagonal line isn’t straight

?????

>> No.15582045

>>15577989
> 41 degree angles

>> No.15582050
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>> No.15582055
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15582055

>>15576809

>> No.15582286

>>15580979
No Linkara we wouldn't fuck the green M&M.

>> No.15582303

>>15580979
Nah, Peppermint on the dick sound awful.

>> No.15582334

>>15576809
Top lel

>> No.15582686

>>15576899
>not just getting loose leaf
you're straight posting cringe
go to /tea/ they'll hook you up with the good shit

>> No.15582765

>>15582045
kek

>> No.15582838

>>15582050
>white pride
The ole switcheroo

>> No.15583029

>>15580979
>>15582303
Yes. Peppermint on the dick sounds amazing. Like icy hot but without the agony.

>> No.15583770

>>15577989
stunning and brave from the company that steals water from Africans and has child slaves picking cocoa for their chocolate

>> No.15583782

>>15583770
those child slaves should consider themselves fortunate to have the opportunity to make my snacks. also africans dont even have any water lmao and before you type out your saw reply, nobody cares about africa or africans

>> No.15583810

>>15581135
it's like that because it's literally called chocolonely, you dont need to equal chunks because youre not sharing it with anyone.

>> No.15584010

>>15578097
I have a Toblerone bar right next to me and it looks like this

>> No.15584062

>>15577236
Is there a source on that

>> No.15584105

>>15578181
>how would they even load a truckful of these?
In boxes, duh.

>> No.15584337

>>15583782
maybe, but i hate big business more than i could ever give a shit about a bunch of africans.
it's like i could give a shit less about WoW, but hate cheaters. I could give a fuck less about the earth's health, but people and business thinking it's cool that they can throw their trash anywhere they want? nah. people's health? fuck no. the medical industry controlling everything to do with our economy? fuck that. you get the point? good.

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>>15576809

>> No.15584370

>>15577959
this
fucking niggers how hard is it to design a tin properly

>> No.15584704

>uh, why is this chcoclate bar not maximally efficient? I need to shove 20 down my gullet ASAP
ITT bitching fatties

>> No.15584709

>>15576706
(((they))) knew exactly what they were doing

>> No.15584751

>>15581229
Green and Black brand. Might be in the organic or health section.

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>>15576899
>>15577959
For me it's top heavy yogurts that always tip over, especially infuriating since the normal Yoplait is so easy to stack.
T Kroger dairy fag

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15585350

>>15576899
>Starbucks bought and gutted Teavana
>Now it looks like this

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>>15576809

>> No.15585362

>>15577989
>Hershey’s invented chocolate

>> No.15585406

>>15585326
This is part of the reason i only but greek yoggurt. Also fuck yoplait

>> No.15585458

>>15580979
I've had peppermint on my dick and can say it's fairly unremarkable. Peppermint on the balls is a different story.

>> No.15585547

>>15582045
zozzle

>> No.15585587

>>15578065
hurts my hands

>> No.15585626

>>15577926
look at that one long piece in the bottom left corner

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15585741

>>15576809
good post

>> No.15585816

>>15577926
Abolition was a mistake

>> No.15585819

>>15577989
But every line is straight...

>> No.15585821

>>15582050
based skittles

>> No.15585952

>>15576899
Who cares tea bags are big gay anyways.

>> No.15586591

why did they actually do that?

>> No.15587110

>>15577926
I'm ok with this

>> No.15587211

>>15577926
I don't care this chocolate is worth it

>> No.15587329
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15587329

Spoons just don't fit in these fuckers well

>> No.15587452

>>15587329
i've been eating these since i was a kid and damn you're right... they really don't

>> No.15587494

>>15577926
Best chocolate I’ve ever had. Love how it’s wrapped in paper and foil. This and all the fucking preaching are so annoying though. And the price.

>> No.15587511

>>15576899
>Great when they were retail loose-leaf
>Now just a complete joke

>> No.15587547

>>15577926
it's a map. there's a roundabout, the highway, and a big building

>> No.15587654

>>15587329
They work just fine for me, but I always use the smaller spoons

>> No.15587676

>>15577989
I know this is fake and gay, but the thing pictured doesn't even look like chocolate, it looks like some kind of wood block tool.