Asshole destroyers

[Anonymous No.15575838]

I can feel them inside me.

[Anonymous No.15575850]

>>15575838
Wh*toid much

[Anonymous No.15576361]

Liar

you only feel them when the red diarrhea flows out

[Anonymous No.15576368]

>>15575838
They're supposed to go in your mouth, not in your pooper.

[Anonymous No.15576411]

>>15575838
>>15576368
That's dangerously cheesy.

[Anonymous No.15576638]

>>15576361
>>15575838
Imagine thinking that flaming hot cheetos are actually hot lol

[Anonymous No.15576668]

*opens a path*

[Anonymous No.15576691]

>>15576638
Even the Jalapeno Cheetos give me diarrhea... I have a sensitive tummy :c

[Anonymous No.15576699]

>>15575838
>family sized bag of fuego takis
>habenero salsa
>picante clamato juice
I CAN FEEL IT
COMING THROUGH MY ASS TONIGHT
OH LOOOOORD
OH LORD

[Anonymous No.15576722]

>>15576699
it probably wont be coming out of your ass because you just burned a hole through your digestive tract

[Anonymous No.15576723]

>>15576638
oh yeah?

[Anonymous No.15576980]

>>15576722
I treat myself to this specific combination whenever times are hard, its a rare occasion but the fire awakens my spirit. My digestive tract is strong. My anus is meek.

[Anonymous No.15577139]

>>15575838
I'm in the mood for BBQ Pringles

[Anonymous No.15577161]

>>15576699
>try those
>pretty good
>lots of flavour
>try the nacho ones
>also pretty good
>lots of flavour
>try the BBQ
>BLAND AS FUCK

Why?

[Anonymous No.15577168]

>>15576668
beat me too it

[Anonymous No.15577382]

>>15576723
Why would someone eat that?

[Anonymous No.15577653]

is it ok to eat these with chopsticks?

[Anonymous No.15577656]

>>15577653
what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business

[Anonymous No.15578846]

>>15575838
>>15576668
>>15576699
>>15576723
Y'all some weak mofos

[Anonymous No.15578931]

>>15576723
i have not been able to try these and i very much want to

[Anonymous No.15579021]

What kind of pansies get a burning asshole after eating spicy food?

[Anonymous No.15579038]

>>15578931
They're barely different than the regular hot ones

[Anonymous No.15579059]

>>15576638
Who said they're spicy? They just wreak havoc on your stomach and asshole. Kids have actually developed digestion issues from eating them too much

[Anonymous No.15580249]

>>15579038
Nah, they have a bit of a lime flavor in them

[Anonymous No.15580319]

>>15575838
This legit destroys my asshole more than anything I have ever eaten, including Thai, Sichuanese, Indian, Mexican cuisine and any European synthetic stuff. I'm not surprised this shit isn't legal in Europe. Wtf do they put in it? My shits are actually red the next day.

[Anonymous No.15580372]

>>15576668
These are pretty good. I wish they had more flavor like a chipotle ghost version or something.

[Anonymous No.15580415]

>>15575838
I don't know what the fucking deal is with these. I can eat much spicier food and not have any trouble, but something about these hot cheetos destroys my ass. They aren't even that hot.

[Anonymous No.15580462]

I love flamin jot cheetos, i dont find them super hot but yeah my stomach feels it.

[Anonymous No.15580482]

>>15575838
For me its dominos pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Literal ass bleeding diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.15580492]

I can't eat grapefruit. It gives me the shits and it burns really bad every time, always comes out undigested mixed with stomach acid

[Anonymous No.15580514]

Why do black people love these so much?

[Anonymous No.15580963]

[Anonymous No.15581005]

>>15580482
Yeah this. Pizza is more likely to make my ass explode with bloody fire that any corn puff could ever manage.

[Anonymous No.15581008]

>>15580482
I get the runs regardless of the dominos pizza (and kfc too) they must have some weird ingredient in them.
>>15580514
Cultural differences. Ethnics generally prefer overly strong spices because it was used in the past to mask spoiled foods

[Anonymous No.15581088]

>>15575838
>>15576723
>>15576699
>>15580492
>>15580482
>>15581008
what do all of you do in common that allows this to happen
I don't really ever get the runs, no matter the spice content of my food
I really don't like what you're describing and I don't want it to happen to me

[Anonymous No.15581099]

>>15581088
Its not spice, its literally dominos and kfc that give me the runs

[Anonymous No.15581105]

>>15581099
okay, I just mean, like
have you guys pissed off the bowel spirits?
what rituals did you guys fuck up where you've all contracted this curse?

[Anonymous No.15581111]

Hot cheetos arent as hot as they once were and now they have this nasty sour cream taste. The xxxxtra hot is like the old recipe.

[Anonymous No.15581116]

>>15581111
Australian ones are still good if you can get them

[Anonymous No.15581139]

>>15581088
Excess undigestible grease and oils is my guess

[Anonymous No.15581153]

>>15581116
Australian anything is good. I think they cant put artificial colors and sweeteners and shit in food?

[Anonymous No.15581177]

>>15581153
Not too sure but a lot of the stuff in your food isnt legal here.
It does appear the ingredients are different
Aus (puffs, we only get puff cheetos)

Corn, Vegetable Oil, Sugar, Cheese Powder (Milk), Milk Solids, Maltodextrin, Flavour Enhancer (621), Yeast Extract, Salt, Food Acids (Citric Acid, Sodium Diacetate), Vegetable Fat Powder (Milk), Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Natural Flavours (Milk), Natural Colours (Cochineal, Paprika Extract).

Puffed Cheetos de america

Enriched Corn Meal (Corn Meal, Ferrous Sulfate, Niacin, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, And Folic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Corn, Canola and/or Sunflower Oil), Flamin' Hot Seasoning (Maltodextrin Made from Corn , Salt, Sugar, Artificial Color Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5 , Monosodium Glutamate, Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Sunflower Oil, Cheddar Cheese Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes , Hydrolyzed Corn Protein, Onion Powder, Whey, Natural Flavor, Garlic Powder, Whey Protein Concentrate, Buttermilk, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Diacetate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Sodium Caseinate, Skim Milk).

[Anonymous No.15581199]

>>15581177
I do recognise the australian ones dont list the seasoning in full, ill check on the bag if i buy a pack today, but this is just from coles' website

[Anonymous No.15581213]

>>15581088
Eat the full large bag in a single sitting, which I can't do anymore.

[Anonymous No.15581220]

>>15581213
That's fucked, who does that?

[Anonymous No.15581251]

>>15581177
Hell yeah bro

[Anonymous No.15581254]

>>15581213
>>15581220
I do that. Im going to be real, some days ill eat 2 bags of cheetos

[Anonymous No.15581257]

>>15581254
The bowel spirits SHOULD hate you

[Anonymous No.15581276]

>>15581257
Ok ok, but never two flamin hot bags, usually one normal and one flamin hot. Imma be real i only like the intestinal discomfort, everything else is alright. Maybe near ileocecal valve or near the sigmoid colon.

[Anonymous No.15581285]

>>15576699
i can feel it in my mouth

[Anonymous No.15581300]

>>15581088
IDK, maybe I'm allergic to grapefruit
My mom can't have raw broccoli, her mouth gets itchy and shit, so maybe it's some crap like that

[Anonymous No.15582533]

>>15576699
At worst, my shit just becomes red.

[Anonymous No.15582643]

>>15580963
Topkek

[Anonymous No.15582927]

>>15575838
>eat real peppers
>butt hole doesn't burn
>eat spicy chips
>shit out magma
What the fuck is causing this what are they doing to the chip?

[Anonymous No.15583372]

>>15575838

[Anonymous No.15583730]

Why is it only white people with weak girly guts who say literally everything gives them fiery diarreah and they talk about it like it's normal
>taco bell shits amirite
>chipotle shits amirite
>lightly spiced chips? gonna feel that on the way out amirite

No you're not right, weirdo

I'm white but it makes me ashamed.

[Anonymous No.15583811]

>>15575838
Just makes my huge penis orange?

[Anonymous No.15584903]

>>15583730
I can't eat stuff like spicy chick fil a sandwhiches or get jalapenos on pizza because I wake up at 3am miserable. Makes me sad because I love the flavors

[Anonymous No.15584915]

>>15584903
you are genetically inferior, let's hope you don't get or, god forbid, already have children

you should get punched in the mouth

[Anonymous No.15585082]

>>15582927
its all salt and chemicals, rather than the actual pepper flavour

[Anonymous No.15586008]

>>15583730
Haha it's the chemicals in fuckin food you silly food dye muncher.

[Anonymous No.15586115]

>>15575838
Why do people like these? They taste like shit

[Anonymous No.15586169]

>>15575838
surprisingly, these never give me the shits, at least not the way Indian food does.

[Anonymous No.15586785]

>>15575838
>>15580319
>>15580415
There's something going on here. The smaller bags (1 dollar mini bags or grab bags) of these at the gas station A) taste different B) have a bag made out of a different material than the bigger bags you find at the grocery store.
And the smaller bags are always WAY rougher on my stomach than the bigger bags.

I don't get it? This needs to be investigated. What are ((they)) putting in these?

[Anonymous No.15588305]

>>15586785
I've noticed that gas station ones tend to be there for longer. The ones in the store are further from their sell by date at least around where I live.

[Anonymous No.15588351]

>>15575838
Back when I was fat I used to KO a $3.49 bag of these + an entire jar of that rancid Tostitos queso in a sitting. My asshole handled it fine but it had a hangover effect on the rest of my body. It felt impossible to exert myself in any way for about forty-eight hours after gorging on a thousand or so calories of Flaming Hots (plus another thousand or so calories of fake cheese queso).

[Anonymous No.15588409]

>>15575838
>>15576699
>>15576723
Weak

[Anonymous No.15588475]

This stuff doesn't wreck my ass in the same way spice wrecks your guys asses. It clogs me and makes me have to exert all my will to push out those fat ass turds.

[Anonymous No.15588574]

>>15575838
You've got to be careful with stuff like that. Ate a hot chorizo once and it tore my asshole up, literally. Could barerly walk for a week and my ass was full of blood

[Anonymous No.15588597]

>>15583730
>I'm white

[Anonymous No.15588687]

>>15576723
This is the original formula of Hot Cheetos. The regular bags changed recipe 10+ years ago.

[Anonymous No.15588774]

Both these brands are delicious but the spicier will both destroy your asshole.

[Anonymous No.15588880]

>>15583730
Go fuck your cousin, shitskin.

[Anonymous No.15588942]

>>15583730
Watch a Tyrone or a Laquisha drink milk and ask them how they feel the next day.

[Anonymous No.15588955]

In high school I had to pass a drug test for a job interview but I had smoked about 4 weeks prior. I read on the internet you could temporarily detox your system by drinking a jar of pickle juice. I was pissing out my ass for at least 3 days.
More recently, whenever I eat pizza and hot wings then I'll be pushing out some painful toxic sludge the next day. Which sucks because that's my favorite thing to eat on Saturdays while watching anime.

[Anonymous No.15589020]

flamin' hot cheetos mac & cheese

[Anonymous No.15589029]

>>15575838
For me, it’s a heavy night of drinking. Makes me take unbelievable shits the morning after