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15572738 No.15572738[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hello. My hams have been ruthlessly purged from this board,but I will endeavor to have them returned. Until then, I hope you can surviv without my delicious and nutritous hams.

>> No.15572770

>>15572738
We pray for the return of you and your hams, sir

>> No.15572780

>>15572738
he looks like he is good at hams

>> No.15572790

>>15572738
Hello Mr. Ham. I often encounter digestive distress when I eat pork products. However, pulled pork and bacon are sometimes okay. I hope to someday reduce this distress to nil. Good luck with your hams.

>> No.15572802
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15572802

>>15572738
If you cook that ham properly it will turn out like this

>> No.15572808

>>15572802
Fuck me, how do I cook my hams to look like his?

>> No.15572866

>>15572738
You just know that Mr. Ham has eight Stepford wives that only wear shapeless unflattering dresses and only talk about the Rapture when you engage them.

>> No.15572874

>>15572866
A man with hams that fine deserves as much and more.