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Do we have any competative eaters on /ck/? My friends and I are having a little amateur eating competition going on at my local McDonalds tomorrow. Whoever finishes 10 cheeseburgers first wins.
I want to win this, any advice?

>> No.15565523

>>15565521
Kill yourself and live stream it

>> No.15565531

>>15565521
Dip the burgers in your soda so they slide down your gullet

>> No.15565542

randy santel

>> No.15565616

>>15565521
Rip the burgers and crush them into dense pellets before eating them. Make sure they take up as little space as possible.

>> No.15565746

>>15565521
Drink water, not soda, and have lots of it ready
>>15565616
Also this

>> No.15565764

>>15565521
Shove them in your mouth and anus at the same time. Guaranteed win plus it will satisfy your gay fetish of being reamed by your amateur competitive eater friends.

>> No.15565947
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15565947

>>15565521

>> No.15567350

>>15565521
EAT MCDICKS!!!

>> No.15567679

>>15565521
>amateur eating competition going on at my local McDonalds tomorrow.

During Covid shut down?
I don't think so. Who writes your material shill? This is awful.

>> No.15567708

>>15565947
Holy shit, it's literally me.
Fuck, I'm cool!

>> No.15568544

>>15565521
Yes

>> No.15568558

>>15565947
ngl that's pretty metal

>> No.15568581
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15568581

>>15565947
the weak should fear the strong

>> No.15568589

>>15567679
You're Awful, anoon.

>> No.15569810

>>15565523
Baste and subcribed

>> No.15569874

>>15565521
id take the earning an buy a hooker cause fat people are gross and youll likely not get a wife like this.....

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15569904

>>15568581
>he calls that thing strong

>> No.15571227

>>15565521

>> No.15571441

>>15565764
you have to be 18 to post here

>> No.15571446

>>15569904
post tummy skinny boy

>> No.15571458

>>15569874
ill get a fat ugly smelly wife, faggot. be quiet while real men discuss eating cheeseburgers