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>>15565395

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omg how does he le do it and le get out (i'm trying to fit in please upvote)

Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GOLD!

>> No.15565416

>>15565406
I wonder why buisnesses don't like to open up in black neighborhoods? Fucking white people racist for no reason.

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>> No.15565436

>>15565425
Why is this little girl biting that deers testicles? Is this some sort of cultural or ritualistic thing?

>> No.15565443

>>15565409
Everybody always asks how he gets out but... how does he get in?

>> No.15565446

>>15565436
Neutering
Also; saamis are retarded

>> No.15565449

>>15565436
To assert dominance

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>> No.15565491

>>15565406
Nothing is jogger proof

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>> No.15565586

>>15565406
>Haha wagies you've been replaced with a kiosk, what now?

>> No.15565588

>>15565395
What am I looking at? Some goblin midge in expensive shoes?

>> No.15565595

>>15565580
>WHAT'S TAKING SO FUCKING LONG FOR TABLE 7?!

>> No.15565601

>>15565500
>>15565580
not worth watching

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>>15565406

>> No.15565625

>>15565618
did she jailed?

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>>15565479

>> No.15565632

>>15565618
we built this country and y'all getting mad over some petty bullshit

>> No.15565633

>>15565625
No, she was only safeguarding that tip for the waitress. I bet you didn't notice that white woman clearly stealing that nacho chip though.

>> No.15565636

>>15565507
https://youtu.be/T6bjORaYktk

>> No.15565639

>>15565588
I'm pretty sure that's a child preforming illegal child labor

>> No.15565641

>>15565625
that would be racist

>> No.15565644
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>>15565507

>> No.15565652

>>15565425
what the fuck

>> No.15565669
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>>15565507

>> No.15565689

>>15565425
God I wish those were my balls

>> No.15565696

>>15565425
>>15565436
This is the traditional way to do it according to Mike Rowe. If you're going to pull the legs apart, that requires two hands, so all you have are your teeth.

>> No.15565725

>>15565669
Damn, just imagine how fucking good that must feel

>> No.15565791

>>15565586
now they dont get punched.

>> No.15566012

>>15565479
I wish they'd make it legal to bitchslap sloots who think it's okay to film people eating in restaurants

>> No.15566093

>>15565479
cringe to film others

>> No.15566105
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>>15565632
>we built this country
You're a white protestant?

>> No.15566110

>>15565618
>BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL

>> No.15566167

>>15565395
Mexican andy got a job?

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>> No.15566172

>>15565443
They built the egg fort around him

>> No.15566179

>>15565639
I don't get why people are so up in arms about that shit, older children should be allowed to work in basic jobs. It's not like they're being sent down't'mine like back in day like

>> No.15566182

>>15566169
retarded

>> No.15566184

>>15566169
just pour it in the middle for fuck

>> No.15566193

>>15565618
That's why I always directly hand my tip to a server. Not trying to show off just avoiding unnecessary jogging to my table.

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>>15565507

>> No.15566231

>>15565618
they relaxed

>> No.15566241

>>15565479
that looks fake ackchully

>> No.15566269

>>15565406
Jezus, what a fucking ape

>> No.15566310

>>15565507
lol.

>> No.15566315

>>15565479
I want off this ride.

>> No.15566326

>>15566203
>eggy.jpg

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>> No.15566396

>>15565632
white mutt hands wrote this post

>> No.15566401

>>15565618
>stealing $5 at the most
Do they have no self control? No respect?

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>>15566203
Why are nips so obsessed with childlike things?

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>> No.15566417
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>>15566384
>Wrecking out your back and body for low pay

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>>15566425
>posting the edit

>> No.15566439

>>15566425
>not the jack edit

>> No.15566442

>>15566405
well that's pretty cool

>> No.15566443

>>15566407
No idea. "Cuteness" is a big thing to them. Why are we so obsessed with bad plastic surgery? At least Brazilians have good taste with it.

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>>15566436
>>15566439

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>>15565425

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>>15566405

>> No.15566526

>>15566417
>Getting paid to get swole

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>>15566526

>> No.15566569

>>15566417
yes, just like most of the global population does daily.

>> No.15566651

>>15565586
>Kiosk gets repaired
>Cost: $1000 at most
>Worker gets punched
>Cost: $10,000+

>> No.15566656

>>15566651
More like
>gets a day off with no pay and then has to come back to work the next day

>> No.15566749

>>15565500
jack review when?

>> No.15566778

>>15565479
>OH MY GOD STACY THEY SAW US FILMING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
fuck people like this

>> No.15566795

>>15566488
>someone thought it was a good idea to print out a wojack and film this
clean your screen, anon.

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>>15565409
Imagine being this hurt by surly man you need to inb4 his webm

>> No.15566932

>>15565601
Thanks I watched both just because of your faggot post.

>> No.15566957 [DELETED] 

>>15565406
nigger

>> No.15566965

>>15565479
thats pretty much how stupid mask wearers look

>> No.15567010

>>15565618
>i'm just standing up casually and looking in all directions clearly i'm not up to something

>> No.15567029

>>15566203
I forgot about these, I'm definitely adding a wobbly cheesecake to things I get when I go on my trip.

>> No.15567122

>>15566488
One positive reply is enough to get soijack posters desperate for a possible target.

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>>15565443
up the fuck shut, nerd

>> No.15567261

>>15566656
More like gets a smoke break then assigned to something other than the register for the rest of the shift

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>>15565425
Sauce?

>> No.15567281

>>15565479
The boomers might looks stupid but I hate that stupid roastie much much more.

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>>15565618

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>>15566796

>> No.15567407

>>15567261
Two smoke breaks if the manager is feeling nice that day and it's not too busy.

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>>15566169

>> No.15567453

>>15566169
sloppa shit

>> No.15567547

>>15565618
>>15565618
disgusting behavior

>> No.15567595

>>15566396
>white
>mutt
pick one

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>> No.15567733

>>15565618
Niggers dabbing on wagies

>> No.15567763
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Another eggscellent recipe.

>> No.15567774

>>15566407
their brain never fully matures

>> No.15567787

>>15567595
retard

>> No.15567794

>>15567763
it requires two hands to make so I'm going to say this is an advanced recipe

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>> No.15567812

>>15567763
is he cooking shoe leather

>> No.15567824

>>15566401
americans cant be controlled europoor. its called freedom bitch

>> No.15567826

>>15565507
this bread dough better chill

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>>15567763

>> No.15567850

>>15565696
well, why do they have a prepubescent girl doing it?

>> No.15567859

>>15567451
lol imagining those meds help him not do shit like miss the glass with the oj

>> No.15567868

>>15567797
Here's some soy for the soyboy

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>>15567451
Seroquel and OJ... /ck/s favorite way to start the day.

>> No.15567883

>>15565409
How does he get out of there without breaking all of the eggs?

>> No.15567884

>>15567875
interesting how she marbles the ketchup and sour cream.

>> No.15567925

>>15567763
Just when I'm sick of jack cause it's always the same gifs some new monstrosity pulls me back in.

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>>15567763
This is just depraved.

>> No.15567963

>>15565406
Lil nigga gettin a head start on dat prison lyfe

>> No.15567973

>>15566414
A night with my werewolf boyfriend

>> No.15568017

>>15565409
Does he really sell all those eggs before they go bad?

>> No.15568047

>>15566407
Because it's fun you dumb frogposter

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>> No.15568091

>>15568089
>>15568080
are these yours?

>> No.15568108

>>15565425
This is the cooking board, right.

>> No.15568109

>>15566393
What makes coffee so foamy? I would think that's cocoa if you didn't tell me.

>> No.15568120

>>15568108
never cooked reindeer balls before?

>> No.15568132

>>15567451
Made me kek harder than it should

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>>15568091
no. i really like the fear you can feel from the attempts to predict the inevitable disaster.

>> No.15568169

>>15568109
i was gifted a cezve and turkish coffe recently, its just really finely ground. supposed to foam.

>> No.15568180

>>15568089
>>15568080
How does that even happen? I never had an egg explode in a pan.

>> No.15568182

>>15568144
those webm's is why i dont cook eggs, the fear of having an egg explode on me strikes deep...

>> No.15568196

>>15567763
I thought this was a Jack parody. You're telling me he doesn't learn to crack an egg with one hand or uses some kitchen appliance made for that?

>> No.15568206

>>15565425
I wonder if they got a girl to do it so it wouldn't be gay.

>> No.15568210

>>15565618
Fucking niggers

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>>15568180
extremely high heat. first egg looks slowcooked and then heat cranked up to the max. the second one is definitely fried from the highest heat from the moment the egg is tossed in.

>> No.15568224

>>15568180
Either the pan wasn't dry and water mixed with the oil or there's a piece of bacon under the egg.
>>15568182
Just cook them on a lower temperature/flame and you're good to go.

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>>15568182
you have to deliberately do everything wrong to end up exploding

>> No.15568358

>>15568243
I would love to throat fuck her afterwards

>> No.15568361

>>15568243
Maximum efficiency bulking

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>>15568243

>> No.15568438

>>15568243
Weirdest boner in a long time

>> No.15568583

>>15567797
Amazing. The joke writes itself.

>> No.15568606

>>15566179
because children cant handle as much as an adult so them working alongside school is already gonna be a problem. not to mention that a job that will try to take advantage of an adult will have an even easier time doing it to a child. not to mention lots of workplaces, even basic ones still have a level of danger, factories would instantly be a no go, and even a basic job like a fast food place would be a no go due to chances of a child spilling hot oil all over themselves and dying. lots of places are iffy abt hiring even teens because even some of the most basic workplaces require some level of basic knowledge and care, hiring someone even younger is like asking for children to die
a situation like https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/kfc-fined-105000-after-teenage-cook-fell-into-vat-of-boiling-oil-left-behind-by-17yearold-staff-trainer/news-story/84a241699c05fa2467a5068c2c25ac1d%3famp which was bad enough for the teen, wouldve killed a child and would happen more often with even younger children in the workplace. kids younger should stick to working for family by doing chores for 5 bucks like raking leaves, they dont belong in the work place

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>>15568196

>> No.15568659

>>15568047
this. it fucking sucks when you hit a point and you watch everyone you know actively remove anything fun or interesting from their lives because itll make them 'mature' and they want to fit in. the japs might fuck up a lot, but at least they didnt make it commonplace to hate your life after 20. and they do it by making fun shit lile these cakes, they got so much random stupid fun shit cause those people know how to have fun without drinking yourself to death or being a fat ass

>> No.15568711

>>15567763
>When he pulls the cup out of his dead hand
This fat fuck is more depressing than funny since he had a stroke.

>> No.15568724

>>15568659
>at least they didnt make it commonplace to hate your life after 20
>those people know how to have fun without drinking yourself to death
japanese corporate culture is notoriously brutal and it's tied in with the drinking culture too due to social pressures for ladder climbing

>> No.15568731

>>15565725
so good that your body literally stats decomposing while you're still alive

>> No.15568732

>>15566179
>>15568606
there's forced internships in schools, you know?
I was "working" (not going there) for two weeks at that age as well.

>> No.15568741

>>15565409
WHAT
THE
FUCK??????

>> No.15568757

>>15566105
*taps knife*

>> No.15568771

>>15568144
i hate this one, i always feel bad for her

>> No.15568826

>>15568144
she looks like shes enjoying that

>> No.15568864

>>15568711
He's had two strokes.

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>>15568243

>> No.15568906

>>15565406
d-did he just sucker punch a kiosk? what would possess someone to do such a thing?

>> No.15568921

>>15566796
K I N O

>> No.15568951

>>15565406
>*angry monkey noises*

>> No.15568954

>>15565409
How does he know which egg to use?

>> No.15568959

>>15567763
what is that bovril?

>> No.15568964

>>15568196
he stroked the fuck out multiple times, I guess his motor functions are shot. poor lad, he just wanted to make slop.

>> No.15569024

>>15566407
Jesus Christ have some fun dude it's just a fucking cheesecake

>> No.15569070

>>15568906
Do you really have to ask that question?
Think about why no one in africa has discovered the wheel in 20,000 years.

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>>15567763
You guys haven't heard of Sweedish one bean egg coffee? The square heads here in Minnesota drink it in their church basements. Coffee is too bitter for them for so they only use one bean then add an egg to absorb the last bit of bitterness.

>> No.15569094

>>15565425
Deer seems to be fine with what's happening...

>> No.15569097

>>15568864
I just knew about the one, but I'm not surprised in the least. I'm surprised he's still alive actually, I've always wondered how you could survive that long being that bad at doing literally anything.

>> No.15569109

>>15565669
>that face

>> No.15569118

>>15566169
Do americans really?

>> No.15569130

>>15565507
Something is rising and it ain't grains, if you know what I mean.

>> No.15569134

>>15566393
Hot sand?

>> No.15569140

>>15568243
disgusting

>> No.15569143

>>15566407
Because you'll buy them

>> No.15569144

>>15568180
Oil with a wet utensil

>> No.15569147

>>15565409
How does he get out????

>> No.15569151

>>15566414
>werewolf
Fat American husband

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>>15566445
Someone gift her this

>> No.15569170

>>15566796
why did he acquire this skill?

>> No.15569191

>>15568659
Japan may have a ton of problems but this is one thing I like that they do

>> No.15569197

>>15568109
probably the surfactants. even though turkish coffee uses super fine grounds, the compounds of coffee itself have mild surfactants (see: espresso crema). dalgona coffee in particular has sugar which then stabilizes the foam

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>>15565479
people make fun of this webm not knowing that their mask actually contains millions and millions of smaller holes

>> No.15569233

>>15569092
i'm actually swedish and have never in my life heard of it
nordics drink strong black coffe in general.
what the fuck america

>> No.15569234

>>15569204
jesus christ. just learn to cook

>> No.15569239

>>15566796
this is so cool

>> No.15569247

>>15565409
how did you edit your post?

>> No.15569253

>>15569204
When they're making products for people who are too retarded to even read simple directions like
>set oven to 425 and cook for 20 minutes
so they need a machine that will read the box for them, I think it's safe to say that it's all downhill from here.

>> No.15569255

>>15569204
>1 minute of prep
and the product is immediately btfo by frozen dinners

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>> No.15569282

>>15568659
>the japs might fuck up a lot, but at least they didnt make it commonplace to hate your life after 20.
Are you serious? Japs over 20 tend to be overworked, severely depressed, and usually drunk.

>> No.15569498

>>15568017
Eggs only go bad quickly in western countries that wash the protective coating off only to reapply their own, less efficient chemical coating. Eggs last months outside America.

>> No.15569499

>>15566384
I dont think its full enough still has some room

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>>15569170

>> No.15569569

>>15569255
You're forgetting about that huge subsection of people that don't cook, don't want to cook, but still want to feel like a cook. It's why those boxed betty crocker cakes call for an egg. You can use water and it tastes identical, but cracking an egg makes people 'feel' like they're cooking.

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>> No.15569648

>>15569261
I'm surprised he's not fat, he chugs all of the sodas right?

>> No.15569652

>>15566965
You're just as bad as they are, rat-licker.

>> No.15569653
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>>15569648
>I'm surprised he's not fat
... what the hell DO you consider fat?

>> No.15569687

>>15568213
Ive seen clips of these 4chan fifa games for years, does anyone know where I can find all of them?

>> No.15569688

>>15569204
The juicero flopped hard, so why do they think this would work?

>> No.15569693

>>15569092
Where in Minnesota? Never heard of it

>> No.15569699

>>15569688
While over priced and unnecessary, that oven at least serves a purpose. Even if you don't buy the meals, you have what looks like a solid convection oven.

>> No.15569704 [DELETED] 

>>15565406
God I hate niggers

>> No.15569726

>>15566796
t-the ultimate american

>> No.15569730

>>15569699
I don't see how having a barcode scanner for foods that can be purchased at your standard grocery stores is all that useful. One would presume that people who consistently purchase frozen foods don't need to be aided in programming an oven to heat their food.

>> No.15569731

>>15569688
Everybody wants in on that sweet Kuerig-style licensed "convenience" product.

>> No.15569765

>>15569653
He's a husky lad for sure, but fat? Harsh much?

>> No.15569770

>>15569765
He's gelatinous and barely mobile. How fucking fat are you?

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>>15569765
Dude's at Fluffy and edging into DAAAAMN!

>> No.15569799

>>15567875
Did she just pull a chicken drum out of a bag

>> No.15569828

>>15565507
Fapped

>> No.15569848

>>15569569
I want to call bs that sprinkling on some seasoning will make people say they're cooks, but my dad's recently taken up making those betty crocker boxed cakes and is calling himself a baker so you're probably not wrong

>> No.15569859

>>15569577
>yes it is big, but let us see if it is Mac
>it is big, but it is not Mac
kek, very based

>> No.15569864

>>15569687
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

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>> No.15569873

>>15569704
Seethe

>> No.15569892

>>15566169
Jesus, do you want some potatoes with your cheese?

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>>15569577
every fucking time

>> No.15569916

>>15569866
what is this?

>> No.15569924

>>15566407
Ask yourself the same thing, frogspammer.

>> No.15569928

>>15569916
https://www.amazon.com/Rollie-Hands-Free-Automatic-Electric-Vertical/dp/B00C77LNR8

>> No.15569932

>>15568606
You're getting dangerously close to realizing children are a terrific source of menial labor in an automated world
>limitless energy
>lessons without personal involvement isn't committed to neurons that could be used for pokemon's
>easily distracted
>easily entertained
Not saying send those shits to the mines, but something like greenhouse/farm work is a much better than sitting in a fucking portable as a learning environment

>> No.15569938

>>15569204
It's like someone got dared to make something worst than Juicero and succeeded.

>> No.15569948

>>15569916
eggstruder

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>> No.15569967

>>15569961
ah, grease fires. Darwin's greatest tool.

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>>15569932
>lessons without personal involvement isn't committed to neurons that could be used for pokemon's
Could you run that by me again, I've got no clue what the fuck you're trying to say here.

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>>15569961

>> No.15569993

>>15569961
>cooking anything with no baking soda or towels on hand
fortunately i've never had a grease fire but they do sound fucking terrifying

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>>15569693
Any place you find one of these out front.
They also have sweedish egg coffee at the MN State Fair.

>> No.15570023

>>15569233
>nordics drink strong black coffe in general

With TWO WHOLE BEANS, right Lief Erikson?

>> No.15570029

>>15569987
Instead of say, listing every element and their particles or every nation currently in existence, I can probably list every pokemon (1st gen). Theres too many like me

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>> No.15570086

>>15570029
So you mean that they can use neurons for actual lessons rather than autistically memorising pokemans

>> No.15570124

>>15570076
its dumb but efficient

>> No.15570163

>>15569765
I'm undeniably fat and I think there could be 2 of me inside him

>> No.15570172

>>15570076
for some reason, I 100% believe this is sincere, but if she was not fat I would not in a million years believe it wasn't just stupid for views

>> No.15570232

>>15569799
That's actually a s0y based T.L.C. (tastes like chicken) riblet that she was noshing on.

>> No.15570239

>>15566796
>W-wagie-sama.. I kneel..

>> No.15570275

>>15568213
How does he score goals without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15570301

>>15569993
Just put a fucking lid on it and cut the heat.

>> No.15570309

>>15570019
Tried it one year because I hadn't had any coffee that morning. It's just overboiled coffee with a flatter taste.

>> No.15570320

>>15565507
I'd get a yeast infection for that

>> No.15570355

>>15565443
He hatched in there and has to sacrifice his unborn brethren for his freedom.

>>15569948
kek

>> No.15570397

>>15570124
this

>> No.15570440

>>15569987
teaching them by lecturing information rather than learning-by-doing is ineffectual, because dumping information on them without them being involved just sorts it into the "useless trivia" section of the brain which is already overstuffed with pokemon facts and tiktok stars.

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>>15565601
>>15566932
I fucking love this le epic community.

>> No.15570451

>>15566105
He's Chinese

>> No.15570526

>>15569204
>inb4 the only way to use the oven is to scan the one-use QRcode

>> No.15570534

>>15566393
pipes
under
sand

>> No.15570556

>>15570441
I actually saw someone wearing this in real life. Holy cringe

>> No.15570577

>>15565618
You can practically see the christmas lights in their eyes.

>> No.15570583

>>15570086
No, we fucking couldn't is what I'm saying. Why the fuck would I ready about anything McGraw Hill published when I can be the pokemon master of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and duel monsters

>> No.15570586

>>15570556
Did you walk up to them and say "cringe" out loud?

>> No.15570588

>>15570583
>ready
Read. My proof reading is shit

>> No.15570631

>>15570076
>>15570124
>getting eggshell shards into your egg mass
ngmi

>> No.15570638

>>15570631
I think they're hard-boiled and already shelled.

>> No.15570655

>>15567630
>women
>men and women are equal!
>also women

>> No.15570674

>>15569938
>>15569688
It's not meant to succeed. It will get investors, go solvent and the "entrepreneurs" walk away with two years of fat paychecks. Scammers scamming scammees.

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>>15569967
>Darwin
God

>> No.15570689

>>15568109
Turkish is the matcha of coffee

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>> No.15570714

>>15567763
Y he look like a bowling ball

>> No.15570716

>>15569866
Since when do eggs expand like 4x times when cooked?

>> No.15570745

>>15569765
I love the big motherfucker, but he's objectively fat as shit, dude.

>> No.15570757

>>15569204
at this rate just go to a restaurant

>> No.15570758

>>15570232
Soy isn't filtered here, bro.

>> No.15570790

>>15570586
nah, I just handed him the Consoom Wojack and continued walking.

>> No.15570791

>>15567163
is threesome within marriage halal?

>> No.15570797

>>15569648
Nigga did you reply to the wrong post or what

>> No.15570802

>>15570556
one of my classmates in culinary school wore it

>> No.15570806

>>15570631
>egg shards.

Careful, you'll cut yourself on those. A world renowned chef died a while back from egg shard cuts you know. Never boil your eggs to a hardness the recipe does not call for, and never to

>egg shard

hardness!

>> No.15570818

>>15569993
What does baking soda do to a grease fire?

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>>15566651
>>15566651
>Kiosk gets repaired.
>Little bastard goes to reform school.
>Little bastard learns to be a better criminal.
>Little bastard, now all grown up, gets his ass shot by the police while trying to run from crime scene.
>Mother and grandmother of little bastard cry on TV about how he was always a good boy and was on his way to church to donate food for the homeless.
>Huge outcry, riots ensue. Money is raised.
>Politicians show up, promise funding for all sorts of stuff, pretend to care.
>Two days later, another little bastard punches a kiosk.

>> No.15570838

>>15570818
It smothers the fire. Dry sand would work as well.

>> No.15570861

>>15570838
What the fuck how much baking soda do people have sitting around if it's a legitimate way to smother a fire. Also what fucking terrible advice because apparently baking powder will just make the fire worse and are you really going to remember which is the right choice out of the two white powders with similar names when your kitchen is literally on fire?

Just have the lid nearby at all times. Possibly a fire blanket or something.

>> No.15570872

>>15566651
imagine being a yuropoor

>> No.15570873

>>15569866
>what do you want for breakfast
>get me the egg turd

>> No.15570876

>>15570861
I just smother it with pork drippings.

>> No.15570901

>>15570861
I don't understand why people don't buy fire extinguishers. They are not even expensive.

>> No.15570914

>>15570901
Shit man I don't even know where to buy a damn fire extinguisher without some crackhead hassling me

>> No.15570932

>>15565618
>enemy steals your drop

>> No.15570946

>>15570861
I agree with your bottom line of just having the lid handy, but it's not that crazy. Baking soda comes in relatively large boxes, and most people have one in their fridge or at least in a cabinet, plus you'd have to be an idiot to not know the difference between it and baking powder. Also, while I've never tried and can't say this for sure, I'd guess that it takes less baking soda than you might think to effectively smother a small fire. It should decompose at high heat and release CO2, which makes it more effective than something like sand.

>> No.15570951

>>15565632
The country wasnt built out of cotton

>> No.15570956

>>15565725
So good that he dies after just one nut.

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>>15568243
>no ring

>> No.15570966

>>15568243
Surprised she didn't choke

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>> No.15570974

>>15566179
We're already okay with teens basically forced to take real shit jobs because "fuck em" but most civilized people agree our society doesn't need a bunch of 10 year olds being any sort of major cog in our economy to function. Any given job site can be a hazard and since guardians have, more or less, authority over the kid it's not like in alternate reality where fuck it no child labor laws the kid can go "actually I'm forced to be here I would not like to be". A child should be allowed to focus on their education (and obviously railroading kids into "fuck it just do standardized tests for 10 years then fuck you after that go to college and drown in debt or die w/e is bad) without having to juggle the responsibility of working a 9 to 5. Let me assure you there is no large enough group of fourth graders out there who clamoring to work the line at fucking McDonalds.

The only times you see a kid in the workplace enough for them to be effectively doing a part to full time job is when their family is so fucked financially that they have to turn to shady shit, parents forcing the kids to assist them (and sometimes it can be benign like helping at the family corner store but it's shit like the above where mcdonalds manager mom needs help before he's taken to school) or shit like child actors where people just pretend like that doesn't count as the kid becomes a complete fuck of a human being twenty years from now.

>> No.15570987

>>15568640
whoa how does he do it

>> No.15570989

>>15569204
yuck I have to push a button
I dont have time for this bullshit

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>>15568243
>that little bit that she catches on it's way out

OH GOD

>> No.15571008

>>15570974
Child labour laws are fine when it's about not sending them to work in t'mines like me da used ter but at the same time there's really nothing useful for them to be doing otherwise. School is basically little more than a glorified daycare system that doesn't really teach anything important in an inefficient manner.

>> No.15571013

>>15570967
>not sproke

>> No.15571054

>>15566105
Fuck that looks god tier

>> No.15571058

>>15565406
The machine deserved it, it called him a nigger

>> No.15571061

>>15571054
lmao okay retard

>> No.15571097

>>15570914
>I don't even know where to buy a damn fire extinguisher
>Target
>Walmart
>Any of the hardware store chains

>> No.15571102

>>15571008
And this poster is why we had idiots who couldn't count engaging in an act of seditious insurrection because Trump told them to.

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>>15569204

>> No.15571113

>>15571054
you wanna know how i can tell your'e an american?

>> No.15571115

>>15566203
I was just thinking about these the other day, I've always wanted to make one.
I'm pretty good at baking but iirc they're difficult af.

>> No.15571160

Someone post the British dude talking in slang as he goes to a weird British restaurant. He's incoherent so there's subtitles

>> No.15571201

>>15570693
new nikocado just dropped

>> No.15571326

>>15566179
Since the labor is illegal, the kid is probably paid significantly less than the other workers.

>> No.15571354

>>15571160
/peawet/

>> No.15571386

>>15566488
huh?

>> No.15571398

>>15570232
retard

>> No.15571400

>>15566932
he was kinda right though

>> No.15571403

>>15566407
you are literally a phoneposter, you dumb retard.

>> No.15571424

>>15570791
you just execute the women afterwards and youre good

>> No.15571434

>>15570967
lwhy did I expect this to not be disgusting garbage when its finished

>> No.15571436

>>15571097
americans really dont have the attention span to finish reading a sentence?

>> No.15571445

>>15569577
>Alhamdudilla, the buns are good but the ones in the middle are troublemakers.
based health conscious grandpa
>It is Big, but is it Mac?
>It is big, but not Mac
I will never eat another BigMac again, thanks tribal Muslim person.

>> No.15571485

>>15570693
Only poorfags hate mukbag youtubers

>> No.15571535

>>15569577
Wholesome

>> No.15571541

>>15571485
Hee hee funny chinee man make funny face eat lots of cheese hee hoo hoo ha
love me to watch funny gay chinee man he eat so much messy saucy tummy yummy looks yum funny to watch him stuff his mouth and laugh hee hoo ha ha hoo hee

>> No.15571568

>>15565500
WHY EVEN HAVE THE METAL PRONGS ON THE END? SO YOU CANT TOUCH IT? YOUR HOLDIN THE WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE IN YO HAND NIGGA, WTF ARE YOU DOING?

>> No.15571578

>>15569230
(you)

>> No.15571591

>>15565632
You didn't do shit as an individual.

>> No.15571606

>>15570675
Dumb fag

>> No.15571695

>>15565669
IM COOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIIIING

>> No.15571702

>>15569765
Can't you recognize a fat nigger when you see one?

>> No.15571734

>>15568659
Holy shit you are retarded.

>> No.15571799

>>15571734
no u

>> No.15571819

>>15569204
I don't know if this is Gates's, Bezos's, or Kaus's idea, but I do know that Ted was right.

>> No.15571877

>>15570967
Why cheese?
Why the fuck is there always cheese?

>> No.15572334

>>15565409
bit of an eggo innit

>> No.15572361

>>15568731
>Like all Pacific salmon that make the transition from saltwater to freshwater and move upstream, Chinook undertake a journey that will end in their death. In the process, salmon bodies undergo dramatic external and internal changes. The reflective silver color of their scales is replaced by bright red and dull green, and their jaws become elongated and hooked. They stop eating, their immune system shuts down, and many of their internal organs are absorbed to provide the energy necessary to get them to their destination. Like zombies, salmon on a spawning run are driven by a singular purpose, and their bodies decay as they pursue this goal. As adult salmon approach their destination, injuries sustained while running a gauntlet of predators and obstacles stop healing, and any infections spread wildly. By the time they have completed spawning, the fish may be missing skin or body parts, covered in wounds, and even coated in a whitish fungus that gives them the appearance of a dead fish swimming. This fungus belongs to the genus Saprolegnia and is a deadly pathogen in salmon. Normally a Chinook’s immune system would prevent the fungus from infecting a wound, but in their “undead” state it consumes them, digesting the fish’s tissue as it spreads. Although their stomachs are long since degraded at this point, these zombie salmon will still strike at bait or prey. This may be due to aggression related to spawning or perhaps is a remnant of the instinct to feed, but either way, fishers can sometimes hook what appears to be a dead salmon that nonetheless puts up a fight.

That's fucking nuts

>> No.15572428

>>15569204
from the makers of juicero

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