/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15559217]

>drunk at 2AM
>walking up to the servo with your bros and getting a $1 frozen
is there a more comfy feeling?

[Anonymous No.15559222]

>>15559217
>servo
Do Australians shorten all their words into abbreviations ending in "-o" because they're too retarded to speak like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.15559232]

>>15559222
feels good not being a europoor or mutt

[Anonymous No.15559249]

>>15559232
Your country is a vassal state of the United States whose only utility is as a military/intelligence staging ground, and the only thing challenging your status as slaves to the US/ZOG machine is Chang buying up all your land. Irrelevant country full of irrelevant people desperately trying and failing to rise above their low-life, outlaw heritage.

[Anonymous No.15559355]

>>15559249
who cares, we're still superior

[Anonymous No.15559366]

>>15559249
filthy eastern eurocuck detected.

[Anonymous No.15559370]

>>15559355
>who cares, we're still superior

[Anonymous No.15559378]

>>15559366
I'm American.

[Anonymous No.15559381]

>>15559222
they also use "ie" for example "brekkie" or "barbie" They have the mental capabilities of children and like children they need to make "serious" words "fun" sounding.

[Anonymous No.15559387]

>>15559378
So was my ex, when we went out she noted that australians are taller and better looking, especially on the gold coast.

fuck off pedro, stop trying to turn this into an /int/ thread you fucking /int/cel

[Anonymous No.15559390]

>>15559387
>use baby-talk specific to the most annoying and obnoxious part of the world
>get upset when people call you a retard for talking like a baby
kek

[Anonymous No.15559396]

>>15559390
yeah aye oi cunt far out talk about something /ck/ related or fuck off lol this is me threadie

[Anonymous No.15559406]

>>15559217
No that doesn't look comfy for when you're drunk. I'd rather drink water and eat something more substantial than sugar.

[Anonymous No.15559418]

>>15559406
you don't even have any friends

[Anonymous No.15559420]

>>15559217
>is there a more comfy feeling?
not being Austral*an

[Anonymous No.15559429]

>>15559420
dunno why you fags are hating on us aussies so much, I'm just sitting here giggling drinking some goon and you americans came out the woodwork to self-suck and hate

[Anonymous No.15559496]

>>15559396
>me threadie
kek

[Anonymous No.15559500]

>>15559429
>seething ausfag can't reach his microdick

[Anonymous No.15559522]

>>15559217
Too bad wuflu killed most of these places

[Anonymous No.15559534]

>>15559522
What? no one in QLD had issues.

[Anonymous No.15559536]

>>15559418
Do you not get more hungover doing this? You must immediately become more hungry and thirsty. The power of friendship won't stop dehydration.

[Anonymous No.15559575]

>>15559536
never used to, but hangovers lately have been very extreme. To keep it a little more tolerable, i just make vegemite toast and have multivitamins before i crash - if i remember to.

[Anonymous No.15560141]

australians are so worthless, even a small island like britain has more relevance to the world

[Anonymous No.15560510]

>>15559222
maccas. they talk like toddlers sometimes

[Anonymous No.15560526]

this board is just int with slightly more food talk

[Anonymous No.15560543]

What’s a servo desu

[Anonymous No.15560562]

>>15559378
filthy slavmutt hybrid detected

[Anonymous No.15560570]

>>15560562
nope, just a regular mutt

[Anonymous No.15560626]

>>15560543
this

[Anonymous No.15560698]

>>15559217
>Hands holding a black dick and a white dick

[Anonymous No.15560860]

Alcohol is shit expensive in this shithole country as the natives can't be trusted with fairly priced alcohol

[Anonymous No.15560911]

>>15559222
This man is sad as fuck in his real life I bet

[Anonymous No.15560914]

>>15560911
All Ausfags are

[Anonymous No.15561014]

yeah
>order some deluxe overpriced venti drink from starbucks
>some richfag does the "pay it forward" meme so your drink is free

[Anonymous No.15561034]

>>15559217
>servo
???

[Anonymous No.15561047]

>>15559217
Maybe having a bint to smash when you get home? Or a piping hot Four ‘n Twenty?

[Anonymous No.15561053]

Yeah they're based
Had one yesterday actually lol

[Anonymous No.15562404]

>>15559217
Based 7/11 lad, harass the poo in the loos while they are there
>>15559222
>>15559249
>>15559370
>>15559381
>>15559390
>>15559396
>>15559420
>>15559500
>dunno why you fags are hating on us aussies so much, I'm just sitting here giggling drinking some goon and you americans came out the woodwork to self-suck and hate
>>15559496
>>15560141
>>15560510
>>15560914
Seething burger niggers

[Anonymous No.15562448]

I think I’m autistic because the local store really makes their icees too liquidy AND IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF. It’s supposed to be light and airy, not a cup of syrup.

[Anonymous No.15564417]

>>15559217
>walking to the servo
fuck off, chink
fucking cityfags should be banned from posting.

>>15559222
you try speaking normally when it's 47 fucking degrees celcius for most of the year

[Anonymous No.15564568]

Sure is a lot of seethe in this thread
>40 posts, 19 ips
lol

[Anonymous No.15564824]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.15565318]

>>15564417
>fuck off, chink
80% of us are on the east coast you stupid fuck, go fuck your mother.

[Anonymous No.15565979]

>>15559370
FUCK YOU THERE NO SMOKING ON THE PLATFORM

[Anonymous No.15566085]

>>15559249
>Your country is a vassal state of the United States
Fuck off, we are a vassal state of China thank you very much

[Anonymous No.15566098]

>>15559429
>air rifle
cucked

[Anonymous No.15566215]

>>15564568
fuck 'em burgers, enjoy your buzz lad
shame it's way too fucking cold out here for a frozen, can't get proper waster anyway because they shut down all the pubs in the name of the chinky flu

[Anonymous No.15566517]

>>15559217
we called this Slushies where i lived

[Anonymous No.15566525]

>>15566085
Google "five eyes"