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>> No.15558579

So fucking stupid but I want to eat it

>> No.15558584

>>15558566
Post Nikocados tight asshole getting pounded

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>> No.15558591

>>15558566
Is this some sort of weird fetish video, or is she just a savage?

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>>15558566

>> No.15558637

>>15558625
Why would you even want to eat soggy tortilla chips. Mexicans are cooking with jack tier

>> No.15558640

anyone have the webm of the asian chef filleting the fish that still moves around afterwards?

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>> No.15558718

>>15558596
It is so simple to get out.

>> No.15558769

>>15558699
>>15558625
>>15558566
women were a mistake

>> No.15558782

>>>/wsg/3788560
saw this on tv during the weekend and it's haunted me ever since

>> No.15558818

>>15558782
What's wrong with this?

>> No.15558834

>>15558818
Well, it's Jamie Oliver, so that's one thing wrong with it...

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>> No.15558903

>>15558818
a clown drifting into dramatic internal monologue, like a scene out of pagliacci

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>>15558928
Back cookin' again, eh?

>> No.15558943

>>15558928
Are we sure Jack isn't a troll?

>> No.15558948

>>15558943
yes

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>> No.15558957

>>15558699
why not just use masa?

>> No.15558963

>>15558939
This looks like a Kay video

>> No.15558969
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>>15558566
Classic

>> No.15558970

>>15558842
that is obviously a man in heavy makeup.

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>> No.15558973

>>15558953
disgusting, imagine how many hands the cone went through.

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>>15558566
Burgers make for the best food gore

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>>15558566
Last one for now

>> No.15559008

>>15558957
because then you couldn't get the sodium to edge your boomer heart attacks with your corn ball consomme
the fear of death is the ultimate spice

>> No.15559010
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>> No.15559012

>>15558993
>post modernism

>> No.15559014

>>15559008
just add salt

>> No.15559015
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>>15559010
I'd try these desu

>> No.15559016

>>15558999
>is this pork halal
this proof that even slimes can integrate into retarded western culture

>> No.15559020

>>15558999
it is also kosher and vegan as well.

>> No.15559023
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>> No.15559024

>>15558969
>how shoggoths are born

>> No.15559029

>>15559016
>using a random webm on a food board to kvetch about your hate for Western culture
Obsessed. Meds, take them now.

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>>15559023
Canadians open at your own risk

>> No.15559034

>>15559029
I'm American born and raised, so I think I can speak well on the negative effects of (((Western))) culture.

>> No.15559039

>>15559034
>>15559016
I thought you were joking at first, but now that I see you sperging, I thought I'd let you know all the "customers" in those vids are yt friends of Uncle Roger and not actually randoms

>> No.15559045

>>15559039
Doesn't change the fact that every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded culture, and that's not a good thing.

>> No.15559046

>>15558637
Chilequiles can be good with a varied texture, like when bread pudding or french toast is done well. I hesitate to say that is a Mexican, they managed to add more novelty to the standard Midwest casserole and use it as food-stall gimmick rather than staple preparation style, at least. It all started for them with nachos, though, so who knows where the trend will end?

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>> No.15559058

>>15559014
Somehow tortilla chip manufacturers manage to get more sodium in tortilla chips than most home cooks could figure out how to without the meal tasting like a salt lick.

>> No.15559063

>>15559058
sounds like bullshit to me

>> No.15559067

>>15559045
>every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded culture
If that were true, then that would render the conservative point moot, you underage b& edgy fucking retard. Fuck off.

>> No.15559069

>>15559067
I'm not a conservative, kid.

>> No.15559072

>>15559034
Stop focusing on the shitty aspects then. Western culture has done more for the world than any other culture.

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>>15558782
This is the man who tried to convince kids that putting chickenskins in nuggets is nasty.

>> No.15559075

>>15559072
Great post, Shlomo!
>15 shekels have been deposited into your account

>> No.15559078

>>15559063
1 ounce of tortilla chips contains 120mg of sodium on average.

>> No.15559085

>>15558842
I fucking hate japanese tv so much. It somehow manages to be even less genuine and more contrived than daytime weekday talk show programming like Good Morning America.

>>15558970
Reika Saiki is not a man and is a biological female.

>> No.15559093

>>15559085
>not a man
>a biological female
these are the same thing

>> No.15559094

>>15559073
How does the coffee get in without breaking the bottom of the kettle?

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>>15558953
JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING ICE CREAM

>> No.15559099

>>15559010
>>15559015
Do americans really?

>> No.15559104

>>15559001
Since this is fake, she didn eat that in the end, right?

>> No.15559105

>>15559099
No, that's a Scottish thing.

>> No.15559112

>>15558842
Reika Saiki bros

>> No.15559113

>>15559104
There was another webm of her actually guzzling all that slop down, but it was too disgusting for me to save it

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>>15559104
Correct.
She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL
I wonder what casting a show like this looks like.
"Needed: female actor who looks like a disgusting fat pig needed for TV show that makes fun of fat people"

>> No.15559123

>>15559072
>Western culture*
*The Catholic Church

>> No.15559126

>>15559117
I hate borneo so fucking much it's unreal. I'm glad we managed to steadily to run every single tripfaggot off of those board over the past 11 years.

>> No.15559130

>>15559010
>>15559015
What are those strips?

>> No.15559131

>>15559126
this* board

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>>15559117
>She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL
>morbidly obese actress probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL

>> No.15559135

>>15559117
They're either using fat suits or just importing the actors from abroad.

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>>15559130
Drunken Dwarf's favorite snackie

>> No.15559140

>>15559135
Or maybe fat people are disgusting

>> No.15559144

>>15559123
>>15559075
>>15559072
>>15559034
>>15559029
>>15559016
/ck/ is comfy, and (((/pol/))) posters make it uncomfy. get the fuck out of my /ck/ and go suck each other's dicks behind a dumpster or something.

>> No.15559148

>>15559126
>>15559131
This self-importance is entirely unwarranted. Tripfags stop using tripcodes because it gets boring. Your attempts to "run them off" are only validation for their attention seeking behavior. It's exactly what they want.

>> No.15559150

>>15559144
fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck Republicans. Talking about halal food is /ck/

>> No.15559151

>>15559148
Tripfags stop using tripcodes because everyone filters their posts

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>>15559126
Borneo was a tripfag and attentionwhore, but she posted actual OC unlike most of the retards we get here now.


>>15559132
Did you make that post because you didn't get the joke or because you thought it was so good you had to repeat it?

>> No.15559158

>>15559144
>>15559150
>reddit

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>>15558587

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>> No.15559163
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>>15559148
All tripfigs must hang

>> No.15559167
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>>15559158
>t. r/thedonald refugee
you have to go back

>> No.15559171

>>15559151
Like I said, "because they get bored".

>> No.15559176

>>15559113
Yeah, I saw it. But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?

>> No.15559179

>>15559171
If they leave because they get bored, and they get bored because of the actions of the rest of the board, then they were run off the board by the other users.

>> No.15559180
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>fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck Republicans
Thank you for contributing to this webm thread anon!

>> No.15559182

>>15559150
ah to be 20 years old and retarded
hopefully you grow out of it, but i don't think that happens any more

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>>15559180
Meant to post this one because /ck/

>> No.15559186
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>>15559179
I'd rather have one tripfag that I can filter if I don't like their posts than one tripfag plus a dozen anons who shit up every single fucking thread with their bitching about that tripfag.
Whining about them instead of ignoring them hurts the board far more.

>> No.15559194

>>15559023
>>15559023
this was really annoying to watch, fuck that stupid cunt

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>>15559182
I'm 27. When I was 20 I made this.

>> No.15559201

>>15558923
This makes me so unreasonable angry.

>> No.15559203

>>15559186
>caring about "the board" more than your own personal enjoyment
I prefer the board without tripfags, but if they're here, I find it more fun to abuse them than to ignore them. 4chan is for having fun.

>> No.15559208

>>15559176
>But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?
No, I watched her cut into a mound of sausage/cheese/chocolate slop and take several heaping gulps down her gullet, she looked happier than a pig in shit. Real sickening stuff.

>> No.15559215

>>15559194
Really? I thought it was kinda sweet, like they were offering an opportunity for personal growth rather than a deadend job slinging sloppa. It's good advertising albeit a little over the top

>> No.15559289 [DELETED] 

>>15559144
>>15559150
Fuck off niggers you have to go back to r*ddit

>> No.15559297

>>15559289
Keep on defending (((Western culture))) you fucking kike cuck

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>> No.15559339

>>15558625
I read filename as foodgore with tranny

>> No.15559401 [DELETED] 

>>15559144
Eat shit and die you homosexual piece of trash. If people don't want to go with your virtue signaling, it don't mean they're /pol/

>> No.15559404

>>15559401
talk about food and cooking or leave my board.
thank you

>> No.15559421

>>15559094
It don't. Turkish coffee boils over like that

>> No.15559456

>>15558584
>tight
uhm no

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>>15559203
Fair enough.
You and the other retards shitting up OC threads with your bitching about tripfags affects my personal enjoyment.
Is that better, you dumb cunt?

>> No.15559501

>>15559160
Fried infected mucus?

>> No.15559511

>>15558927
>56%mutt: the recipe
Disgusting.

>> No.15559517

>>15559404
go back

>> No.15559524

>>15558953
That doesnt look very hygienic.

>> No.15559525

>>15559470
But it improves my personal enjoyment, so fuck you.

>> No.15559543

>>15559401
people are posting webms and talking about food, and this guy rants about muslims and shit. now how is that not a polpost?
why do you polfags deny you or someone else is a polfag? because you know everone hates you faggots and cant wait for you to go back to redd.it? well it doesnt matter, if you post a shitty polpost its a shitty polpost. just stay on your board.

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>> No.15559550

>>15559517
to pol? or to the donald?
im the one posting about food, im at the right place. now just go.

>> No.15559551

>>15559010
The only webm so far that isnt outright disgusting.

>> No.15559587

>>15559549
straight men are disgusting

>> No.15559590

>>15559549
Youtube pandering to kids was a mistake

>> No.15559599

>>15559549
>white people cuisine

>> No.15559606

>>15559549
oh so this is why everyone hates us straight white americans

>> No.15559615

>>15558566
>entire #10 can of nacho cheese sauce
>tiny little bit of ground beef
thats it im out fuck this

>> No.15559617

>>15559543
Stop whining and fist yourself

>> No.15559619

>>15559617
no

>> No.15559624

>>15559183
Soy overload.

>> No.15559638

>>15558999
uncle roger is pretty funny

>> No.15559641

>>15558566
So brave

>> No.15559658

>>15559094
there already is coffee in the cup, it just rises when heated through the sand

>> No.15559722

>>15559001
respectable bloatlord meal

>> No.15559861

>>15559587
I don't think they're straight. I'm surprised they didn't make out or vomit into eachother's mouths at the end.

>> No.15559881

>>15559550
>im the one posting about food
No, you're not. You are just bitching and shitposting. 4chan is not a safespace, people are going to talking about anything they want here. If you don't like it, just fuck off. You are certainly not needed nor wanted.

>> No.15559890

>>15558566
How can you do this knowing that there are people going hungry every single day? How does the shame and guilt not just cripple you? In b4 'because woman'

>> No.15559937

>>15559010
Fuck. I wish we had these in America. I'm tired of getting pizza when ordering food for a group of people.

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>> No.15559995

>>15559890
people generally dont think about poverty on the other side of the planet when making dips

>> No.15560006

>>15559160
>put a macro on this shit

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>>15559976

>> No.15560029

>>15559995
First of all,
>Dips
Second of all there is food insecurity and hunger in america effecting millions
https://www.feedingamerica.org/hunger-in-america

>> No.15560059

>>15559152
filling glasses of beer from the bottom was one of the dumbest inventions I've ever seen

>> No.15560106

>>15558566
The biggest annoyance is the dumb fuck recording, swishing the fucking camera around like it's a toy airplane.

>> No.15560110

>>15559336
Why isnt that black person wearing a mask?

>> No.15560135

>>15558587
based

>> No.15560176

>>15558625
Everytime a meal video features snacks being used as an ingredient they are always trash

>> No.15560242

>>15559093
No, they aren't

>> No.15560269

>>15558566
Food waste makes me irrationally angry.

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>>15560029
people generally dont think about starving people anywhere on the planet when making slop
why are you being so fucking dense, this is not a radical point im making

>> No.15560295

>>15558566
It's like if aliens watched tiktok for a day and tried to come up with something trendy

>> No.15560316

>>15558566
Bet she puked it out right after. Cant gain any weight

>> No.15560319

>>15558587
ranch
or
cool ranch

>> No.15560345

>>15558842
gooning to this

>> No.15560355

>>15558923
the two sandwich ideas seem passable if shitfaced

>> No.15560357

>>15558596
How does he put the eggs in the cartons
Why are some randomly gone

>> No.15560395

>>15559964
Lawd that looks goood

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>>15560269

>> No.15560446

>>15560441
why was this shot in 8 fps

>> No.15560473

>>15558943

He is but he doesn't know he is. I worked with a guy who legit cooked like Jack and thought he was an amazing cook. He complained of stomach aches every week.

>> No.15560474

>>15558566
What the fuck, that looks disgusting. A bunch of candied shot on the counter is she a fucking nigger?

>> No.15560478

>>15560474
>candied shot
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15560480

>>15558699
Why are women so stupid? One starts a chain reaction of stupid and the rest literally follow.

>> No.15560487

>>15558971

As bad as this looks farm fresh butter isn't that bad.

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>> No.15560507

>>15559016

Despite the comedy aspect of this. Working at a steakhouse for years. I've seen more than once a table order 16oz bone in porkchops and throw a shit fit to see pork show up.

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>> No.15560521

>>15559032

As a Canadian, this is disgusting. But if you did that with Canadian maple trees you'd probably burn your stomach. North American trees are way more harsh because of the weather.

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>> No.15560529

>>15560507
How does this kind of retardation even happen? It seems like a complete failure of the brain to function at even a baseline capacity for what we would call human intelligence.

>> No.15560545

>>15559964

I've seen these at nicer hotels. Good stuff, usually have someone working a live egg station.

>> No.15560551

>>15560446
why havent you been shot yet?

>> No.15560557
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>>15560551
because I drink keurig coffee

>> No.15560566

>>15559511
It literally calls the broiler a "Grill." That's 100% pure UK. Retard.

>> No.15560578

>>15560529

I'm still baffled about it to this day. Even if it didn't have pork in the name it was clearly explained on the menu one line below. We were asked to cut the head off a whole lobster because the lady could not handle her food having a face.

>> No.15560607

>>15560557
not a webm, gtfo gun fag

>> No.15560613

>>15559964
>nice buffet
>isn't nice, actually a ripoff at $29
I've seen nicer breakfast buffets at Holiday Inns

>> No.15560616

why does browsing /ck/ so drastically heighten my desire to see humanity summarily eradicated?

>> No.15560622

>>15560607
I asked a question about a webm, and instead of an answer, I received a question in return, and I answered that question hoping that it would lead to answer to MY question about the webm. Please stay on topic and tell me why that webm was shot with such a low fps.

>> No.15560632

>>15558927
Holy inflammed bowels, Batman!

>> No.15560635
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15560635

>>15560557

Nice airsoft brah

>> No.15560644

>>15560622
i put the video into an editor and lowered it from 120fps 4K to 15.5 fps 480p just to get some redneck autists OCD to tick off.

>> No.15560649

>>15558596
How
does
he
get
out
without
breaking
all
the
eggs?

>> No.15560653
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>>15560635
thanks, it's one of those fancy airsoft guns that shoots 9mm hollowpoints. pairs nicely with this ham.

>> No.15560662

>>15560644
>redneck
I live in a city and work at a syringe exchange lol

>> No.15560675

>>15558596
>>15558718
>>15560649

There's clearly a small door behind him.

>> No.15560676

>>15558842
Why is Japan such a weird country?

>> No.15560683

>>15558989
The liquid looks like something from an infected wound

>> No.15560686
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15560686

>>15560653
yanno who you remind me off?

>> No.15560691

>>15560686
progun_il?

>> No.15560696

>>15560653
you know you are cringe trash, right?

>> No.15560705

>>15560696
Sorry that you don't have any nice country ham to eat with grits or beans. I had to order mine off the internet, perhaps if you did the same you would be happier with your life.

>> No.15560712

>>15558971
I would rather die than eat that

>> No.15560721

>>15560653

Go put dad's gun back storage, no one cares Kevin.

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>>15560712
Do you have something against freedom?

>> No.15560746

>>15560721
seething noguns detected. so cucked that the very idea of a grown man owning a gun seems like a fabrication too outlandish to believe

>> No.15560750

>>15558971
This is why butter in the US is so demonized, you niggas know no limits

>> No.15560759

>>15560691
yea baby

>> No.15560761
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>>15559104

>> No.15560767

>>15559152
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.15560780

>>15560761
>spoon touches her hair

ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15560783

>>15560767
>doesn't understand the concept of a joke
based autist

>> No.15560791

>>15559336
Explaination?

>> No.15560802

>>15560791
a small person or child ordered a pizza and answered the door in a realistic monkey costume

>> No.15560811

>>15558596
I don't care about the eggs.
I want to know how many loaves of bread he has if each order is 1 egg and 2 slices of bread.

>> No.15560857

>>15560734
That looks delicious

>> No.15560868

>>15559964
>29$

>> No.15560872
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15560872

>> No.15560898

>>15558973
they use a trick cone to do trick and fresh one to give to the customer.

>> No.15560928

>>15558993
>day_in_the_life_of_4chan_janny.webm

>> No.15560934

>>15560872
what video is this i cant find it on his channel

>> No.15560952

>>15560934
It's still there. One of the more well known cases of Jack screwing up chicken.

>> No.15560955

>>15558923
I can sort of see where the oreo and orange juice thing is coming from. Whenever I've had orange juice soon after some chocolate, it creates an interesting sensation in my mouth.

>> No.15560986

>>15558566
Becky Bowl look tasty. Sloppa/10

>> No.15560995

>>15560498
Poor fish

>> No.15560999

>>15560528
That looks like a pigeon

Pigeons have loads of diseases, right?

>> No.15561000

>>15560444
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15561001

>>15560999
they dont call them flying rats for nothing

>> No.15561013

>>15560783
this isnt a joke board, you cant tell jokes you fuck

>> No.15561023

>>15559199
They still in business?

>> No.15561030

>>15559587
>straight

>> No.15561037

>>15560783
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.15561041

>>15560444
WAHT THE EFFF?!?

>> No.15561044

>>15561001
Exactly. That's why trying to eat one is probably a bad idea.

>> No.15561057

>>15560934
it's his general tao chicken

>> No.15561058

>>15561044
fucking chinks will eat anything that moves

>> No.15561069

>>15560528
nooooooo you can't heckin blame asians for covid-19 not my heckin yellow bois

>> No.15561081

>>15560934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>> No.15561087

>>15559023
I was working at Mc Donald's and my boss didn't liked me because I didn't smile a single time I worked there. Looked like I wanted to kill myself in the kitchen.

>> No.15561090
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15561090

>>15559964
It had better be in a really expensive city downtown somewhere or that is a lot of money for breakfast

>> No.15561093

>>15560242
You can not be a man while at the same time also not being a woman.
>trannies
They're still men, but y'know, just lesser than true men.

>> No.15561097

>>15560734
>>15560857
mmm slimy soggy onions that aren't caramelized at all because you put them under the cheese
fuck off

>> No.15561098

>>15558566
At first I thought she was taking the piss out of all those fancy restaurants that serve a bunch of glop on the table instead of plates but then she went all Coldstone Creamery on it.

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15561107

>>15560444
I dated a girl like this. She had an eating disorder but she really liked cooking, I think partially as a form of punishment/self denial. I got fat from all the leftovers

>> No.15561112

>>15559105
I thought it was aussie

>> No.15561116

>>15560528
In the UK this behavior gets you a record deal

>> No.15561120

>>15558927
Chicken breast baked for an hour at 350....Jesus just buy a thermometer

>> No.15561127

>>15560635
>>15560607
>>15560721
>>15560696
I was told that this board was cringe soy, but I'm still surprised.

>> No.15561128

>>15558927
>that will be 500 calories per bite!

>> No.15561133

>>15561127
Well, you are posting on it.

>> No.15561137

>>15561097
Not caramelized is fine too

>> No.15561147

>>15558984
more cheese going on the plate and table than on the burger
>>15558989
based cheese river

>> No.15561151

>>15559186
This episode was really funny, love this show.

>> No.15561161
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15561161

>>15558927
>Why, no, I don't enjoy having healthy bowels, and would like to destroy them. How could you tell?

>> No.15561183

>>15558993
>cyberpunk 2077

>> No.15561188
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15561188

>>15560545
you have never been to a nice hotel

>> No.15561194

>>15559470
late stage capitalism has forced cats to sell sweet potatoes on the street

>> No.15561235

>>15561137
raw onions are good on a burger
carmelized onions are good on a burger
slimy half cooked onions are not good on a burger

>> No.15561249

>>15561090
bees are asking wtf hes doing to their honey

>> No.15561268

>>15561188
POV: You're pissing the day after fucking that 37 year old single mom of 4 off tinder

>> No.15561281

>>15560498
>>15560528
I am convinced that chinks, gooks, and nips have no souls. They are closer to niggers and other beasts than humans.

>> No.15561344

>>15561281
t. southeast asian nigger

>> No.15561469

>>15559032
What's the point of this? "The leaves taste like nothing." So it just tastes like the sugar you added, with the texture of a deep fried leaf?

>> No.15561538

>>15558566
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15561556

>>15558566
Thanks, this is helping me poop my diarrhea

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>> No.15561622
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15561622

>>15558939

>> No.15561655

>>15559163
lookin good big guy

>> No.15561696
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15561696

>>15560734
Thought that was blessed Jack at first.

>> No.15561706

>>15561622
Why does this man eat so fast? Does he even chew?

>> No.15561740

>>15558923
Doritos PB&J is legitimately good as fuck but it feels weird seeing someone else making my younger years guilt snack.

>> No.15561760

>food webm's
>200+ replies, 60+ gifs
>1 real gif of a buffet
>60+ gifs of fat people, stupidity, or autism
yep..

>> No.15561767

>>15561023
yes

>> No.15561770

>>15561760
Are you enjoying your first day?

>> No.15561771

>>15559964
>amazed that they have a toaster
this dude should just sneak into a nice hotel if he finds this stuff shocking.

>> No.15561785

>>15559010
>halal snack pack
aussie cunt that's a munchy box

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15561807

>>15561760
>complain about content
>post nothing

enjoy hell, sinner

>> No.15561818

>>15559032
I need to try those

>> No.15561839
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15561839

>>15561760
And that's a good thing.

>> No.15561849

>>15558596
bro
eggs?

>> No.15561874

>>15558927
id eat this hammered

>> No.15561885

>>15558566
mmmhmmm musetard

>> No.15561904

>>15559130
gryros

>> No.15561922

>>15558927
They should have stopped at 25 seconds and turned them into BBQ chicken quesadillas grilled on the stovetop. I'd actually eat that.

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15561925

>>15560712
>Butter baste a steak in a cast iron skillet
>"Omfg yummy!"
>Do basically the same thing to a burger
>"Gross! Uncluttered swine!"

>> No.15561926

>>15560545
>a live egg
That's called chicken mate.

>> No.15561940

>>15558587
Yeah

>> No.15562010

>>15559964
>$29
>for that

I've been to hotel buffets that were cheaper than that that had an entire table just for freshly baked pastries.

>> No.15562039

>>15560509
It's so beautiful bros. How may I enter Elysium?

>> No.15562062

>>15559964
Yum, a bunch of reheated shit from sysco for double the price of a chinese buffet

>nigger
>"ay nigga she sold me on dat shit heavy yo"
Makes sense

>> No.15562105

>>15559964
>breads breads breads
>cheap meats
>29$

>> No.15562131

>>15561037
>that one autist who thinks every joke is a lie
kek

>> No.15562179

>>15560498
Padak nooo

>> No.15562200

>>15561090
bro those bees are pissed

>> No.15562212 [DELETED] 

>>15559543

Nigger

>> No.15562218

>>15558928
pls delete your 4chan account

>> No.15562267

>>15562212
npc poltard

>> No.15562298

>>15561090
thats so rude

>> No.15562340

>>15558699
What the fuck is she trying to do here

>> No.15562350

>>15558923
whoever makes this viral soulless garbage needs to be taken out back

>> No.15562356

>>15558927
>1 hour at 350

stopped watching right there

>> No.15562400

>>15558971
>why is over half the US population fat? literally obese?
>might be the entire block of butter consumed per meal, but i'm no doctor

Extreme gluttony doesn't even make food taste good. If my burger was served soggy in that much butter that'd be the last burger I ordered at that joint.

>> No.15562412

>>15558989
That's exactly what it looks like when I pull out of my wife's pussy after nutting in her

>> No.15562420

>>15560653
Based as fuck, keep triggering these fucking homos

>> No.15562425

>>15558993
>art in 2021 literally shovelling shit down your senses

>> No.15562434
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15562434

>>15559010
Why doesn't America have these

>> No.15562437

>>15558999
based

>> No.15562443

>>15560811
He also sells boiled eggs to eat.

>> No.15562455
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15562455

>>15559023

>> No.15562474
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15562474

>>15562434
You do, certain states call it a garbage plate

>> No.15562475

>>15559964
Best hotel buffet I ever had was the Hilton in Kuala Lumpur. $17 had about 10 livery cook stations and unlimited sushi.

>> No.15562492

>>15562412
You need to get that checked, dude. That's not a healthy colour. Oh and your wife is a hambeast.

>> No.15562497

>>15562340
dorito consomme

>> No.15562519

>>15562340
consomme

>> No.15562521

>>15558943
That's not Jack.

>> No.15562534

>>15560734
Fuck it took a long time but first thing in this thread I'd eat.

>> No.15562577

>>15561093
Little boys aren't men but also aren't women.

>> No.15562599

>>15561151
why doesn't he want her to lose weight?

>> No.15562610

>>15558587
excellent

>> No.15562612

>>15562340
eat hot chip

>> No.15562620

>>15562599
'Cause he's a man.

>> No.15562645

>>15559199
very keyed

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15562648

>>15558625
Tammy is huwhyte, you fool

>> No.15562653

u wan pray game

>> No.15562672

>>15560444
Based food waster

>> No.15562682

>>15560498
I saw an animated horror movie about fish dying like this

>> No.15562699

>>15560734
Did he add fucking butter at the end ?

>> No.15562840 [DELETED] 

>>15558903
I am 14 and your post is very deep...

>> No.15562870

>>15558566
Woven should not have rights

>> No.15562887

>>15562497
>>15562519
>consomme, not consome
white people were a mistake

>> No.15562906

>>15562434
Jack in the Box has a shitty version (munchie box) after 9 PM. i get it sometimes

>> No.15563006

>>15559549
you have to be a borderline psychopath to do this for a job

>> No.15563024

>>15561090
those poor bees just watching their hard work destroyed

>> No.15563228

>>15559549
who fists who?

>> No.15563246
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15563246

>>15562682
>Help me, help me
you can find the whole movie on youtube

>> No.15563789

>>15558566
what in god's name am i watching?

>> No.15563833

>>15561469
Seems like something that started when food was scarce.

>> No.15563875

>>15558923
Content farm garbage made from the ground up to harvest hate clicks. I fucking hate the modern internet

>> No.15564411

>>15560473
same
i lived with a guy like this too.
was such a bad cook that he used to do dumb shit like put fries in the microwave for 45min and go out to the pub.
he'd come home and wonder why the kitchen was on fire.
we also caught this guy trying to cut firewood from a living tree branch with an electric bread knife.

some people are just so fucking stupid that they think they're geniuses.

>> No.15564521

>>15562412
>tfw no husband with gonorrhea

>>
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