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So fucking stupid but I want to eat it
>>15558566Post Nikocados tight asshole getting pounded
>>15558566
>>15558566Is this some sort of weird fetish video, or is she just a savage?
>>15558625Why would you even want to eat soggy tortilla chips. Mexicans are cooking with jack tier
anyone have the webm of the asian chef filleting the fish that still moves around afterwards?
>>15558596It is so simple to get out.
>>15558699>>15558625>>15558566women were a mistake
>>>/wsg/3788560saw this on tv during the weekend and it's haunted me ever since
>>15558782What's wrong with this?
>>15558818Well, it's Jamie Oliver, so that's one thing wrong with it...
>>15558818a clown drifting into dramatic internal monologue, like a scene out of pagliacci
>>15558927
>>15558928Back cookin' again, eh?
>>15558928Are we sure Jack isn't a troll?
>>15558943yes
>>15558699why not just use masa?
>>15558939This looks like a Kay video
>>15558566Classic
>>15558842that is obviously a man in heavy makeup.
>>15558953disgusting, imagine how many hands the cone went through.
>>15558566Burgers make for the best food gore
>>15558984
>>15558971
>>15558566Last one for now
>>15558957because then you couldn't get the sodium to edge your boomer heart attacks with your corn ball consommethe fear of death is the ultimate spice
>>15558993>post modernism
>>15559008just add salt
>>15559010I'd try these desu
>>15558999>is this pork halalthis proof that even slimes can integrate into retarded western culture
>>15558999it is also kosher and vegan as well.
>>15558969>how shoggoths are born
>>15559016>using a random webm on a food board to kvetch about your hate for Western cultureObsessed. Meds, take them now.
>>15559023Canadians open at your own risk
>>15559029I'm American born and raised, so I think I can speak well on the negative effects of (((Western))) culture.
>>15559034>>15559016I thought you were joking at first, but now that I see you sperging, I thought I'd let you know all the "customers" in those vids are yt friends of Uncle Roger and not actually randoms
>>15559039Doesn't change the fact that every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded culture, and that's not a good thing.
>>15558637Chilequiles can be good with a varied texture, like when bread pudding or french toast is done well. I hesitate to say that is a Mexican, they managed to add more novelty to the standard Midwest casserole and use it as food-stall gimmick rather than staple preparation style, at least. It all started for them with nachos, though, so who knows where the trend will end?
>>15558937
>>15559014Somehow tortilla chip manufacturers manage to get more sodium in tortilla chips than most home cooks could figure out how to without the meal tasting like a salt lick.
>>15559058sounds like bullshit to me
>>15559045>every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded cultureIf that were true, then that would render the conservative point moot, you underage b& edgy fucking retard. Fuck off.
>>15559067I'm not a conservative, kid.
>>15559034Stop focusing on the shitty aspects then. Western culture has done more for the world than any other culture.
>>15558782This is the man who tried to convince kids that putting chickenskins in nuggets is nasty.
>>15559072Great post, Shlomo!>15 shekels have been deposited into your account
>>155590631 ounce of tortilla chips contains 120mg of sodium on average.
>>15558842I fucking hate japanese tv so much. It somehow manages to be even less genuine and more contrived than daytime weekday talk show programming like Good Morning America.>>15558970Reika Saiki is not a man and is a biological female.
>>15559085>not a man>a biological femalethese are the same thing
>>15559073How does the coffee get in without breaking the bottom of the kettle?
>>15558953JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING ICE CREAM
>>15559010>>15559015Do americans really?
>>15559001Since this is fake, she didn eat that in the end, right?
>>15559099No, that's a Scottish thing.
>>15558842Reika Saiki bros
>>15559104There was another webm of her actually guzzling all that slop down, but it was too disgusting for me to save it
>>15559104Correct.She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRLI wonder what casting a show like this looks like."Needed: female actor who looks like a disgusting fat pig needed for TV show that makes fun of fat people"
>>15559072>Western culture**The Catholic Church
>>15559117I hate borneo so fucking much it's unreal. I'm glad we managed to steadily to run every single tripfaggot off of those board over the past 11 years.
>>15559010>>15559015What are those strips?
>>15559126this* board
>>15559117>She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL>morbidly obese actress probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL
>>15559117They're either using fat suits or just importing the actors from abroad.
>>15559130Drunken Dwarf's favorite snackie
>>15559135Or maybe fat people are disgusting
>>15559123>>15559075>>15559072>>15559034>>15559029>>15559016/ck/ is comfy, and (((/pol/))) posters make it uncomfy. get the fuck out of my /ck/ and go suck each other's dicks behind a dumpster or something.
>>15559126>>15559131This self-importance is entirely unwarranted. Tripfags stop using tripcodes because it gets boring. Your attempts to "run them off" are only validation for their attention seeking behavior. It's exactly what they want.
>>15559144fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck Republicans. Talking about halal food is /ck/
>>15559148Tripfags stop using tripcodes because everyone filters their posts
>>15559126Borneo was a tripfag and attentionwhore, but she posted actual OC unlike most of the retards we get here now.>>15559132Did you make that post because you didn't get the joke or because you thought it was so good you had to repeat it?
>>15559144>>15559150>reddit
>>15558587
>>15559148All tripfigs must hang
>>15559158>t. r/thedonald refugeeyou have to go back
>>15559151Like I said, "because they get bored".
>>15559113Yeah, I saw it. But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?
>>15559171If they leave because they get bored, and they get bored because of the actions of the rest of the board, then they were run off the board by the other users.
>fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck RepublicansThank you for contributing to this webm thread anon!
>>15559150ah to be 20 years old and retardedhopefully you grow out of it, but i don't think that happens any more
>>15559180Meant to post this one because /ck/
>>15559179I'd rather have one tripfag that I can filter if I don't like their posts than one tripfag plus a dozen anons who shit up every single fucking thread with their bitching about that tripfag.Whining about them instead of ignoring them hurts the board far more.
>>15559023>>15559023this was really annoying to watch, fuck that stupid cunt
>>15559182I'm 27. When I was 20 I made this.
>>15558923This makes me so unreasonable angry.
>>15559186>caring about "the board" more than your own personal enjoymentI prefer the board without tripfags, but if they're here, I find it more fun to abuse them than to ignore them. 4chan is for having fun.
>>15559176>But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?No, I watched her cut into a mound of sausage/cheese/chocolate slop and take several heaping gulps down her gullet, she looked happier than a pig in shit. Real sickening stuff.
>>15559194Really? I thought it was kinda sweet, like they were offering an opportunity for personal growth rather than a deadend job slinging sloppa. It's good advertising albeit a little over the top
>>15559144>>15559150Fuck off niggers you have to go back to r*ddit
>>15559289Keep on defending (((Western culture))) you fucking kike cuck
>>15558625I read filename as foodgore with tranny
>>15559144Eat shit and die you homosexual piece of trash. If people don't want to go with your virtue signaling, it don't mean they're /pol/
>>15559401talk about food and cooking or leave my board.thank you
>>15559094It don't. Turkish coffee boils over like that
>>15558584>tightuhm no
>>15559203Fair enough.You and the other retards shitting up OC threads with your bitching about tripfags affects my personal enjoyment.Is that better, you dumb cunt?
>>15559160Fried infected mucus?
>>15558927>56%mutt: the recipeDisgusting.
>>15559404go back
>>15558953That doesnt look very hygienic.
>>15559470But it improves my personal enjoyment, so fuck you.
>>15559401people are posting webms and talking about food, and this guy rants about muslims and shit. now how is that not a polpost? why do you polfags deny you or someone else is a polfag? because you know everone hates you faggots and cant wait for you to go back to redd.it? well it doesnt matter, if you post a shitty polpost its a shitty polpost. just stay on your board.
>>15559517to pol? or to the donald?im the one posting about food, im at the right place. now just go.
>>15559010The only webm so far that isnt outright disgusting.
>>15559549straight men are disgusting
>>15559549Youtube pandering to kids was a mistake
>>15559549>white people cuisine
>>15559549oh so this is why everyone hates us straight white americans
>>15558566>entire #10 can of nacho cheese sauce>tiny little bit of ground beefthats it im out fuck this
>>15559543Stop whining and fist yourself
>>15559617no
>>15559183Soy overload.
>>15558999uncle roger is pretty funny
>>15558566So brave
>>15559094there already is coffee in the cup, it just rises when heated through the sand
>>15559001respectable bloatlord meal
>>15559587I don't think they're straight. I'm surprised they didn't make out or vomit into eachother's mouths at the end.
>>15559550>im the one posting about foodNo, you're not. You are just bitching and shitposting. 4chan is not a safespace, people are going to talking about anything they want here. If you don't like it, just fuck off. You are certainly not needed nor wanted.
>>15558566How can you do this knowing that there are people going hungry every single day? How does the shame and guilt not just cripple you? In b4 'because woman'
>>15559010Fuck. I wish we had these in America. I'm tired of getting pizza when ordering food for a group of people.
>>15559890people generally dont think about poverty on the other side of the planet when making dips
>>15559160>put a macro on this shit
>>15559976
>>15559995First of all,>DipsSecond of all there is food insecurity and hunger in america effecting millionshttps://www.feedingamerica.org/hunger-in-america
>>15559152filling glasses of beer from the bottom was one of the dumbest inventions I've ever seen
>>15558566The biggest annoyance is the dumb fuck recording, swishing the fucking camera around like it's a toy airplane.
>>15559336Why isnt that black person wearing a mask?
>>15558587based
>>15558625Everytime a meal video features snacks being used as an ingredient they are always trash
>>15559093No, they aren't
>>15558566Food waste makes me irrationally angry.
>>15560029people generally dont think about starving people anywhere on the planet when making slopwhy are you being so fucking dense, this is not a radical point im making
>>15558566It's like if aliens watched tiktok for a day and tried to come up with something trendy
>>15558566Bet she puked it out right after. Cant gain any weight
>>15558587ranchorcool ranch
>>15558842gooning to this
>>15558923the two sandwich ideas seem passable if shitfaced
>>15558596How does he put the eggs in the cartonsWhy are some randomly gone
>>15559964Lawd that looks goood
>>15560269
>>15560441why was this shot in 8 fps
>>15558943He is but he doesn't know he is. I worked with a guy who legit cooked like Jack and thought he was an amazing cook. He complained of stomach aches every week.
>>15558566What the fuck, that looks disgusting. A bunch of candied shot on the counter is she a fucking nigger?
>>15560474>candied shotWhat did he mean by this?
>>15558699Why are women so stupid? One starts a chain reaction of stupid and the rest literally follow.
>>15558971As bad as this looks farm fresh butter isn't that bad.
>>15559016Despite the comedy aspect of this. Working at a steakhouse for years. I've seen more than once a table order 16oz bone in porkchops and throw a shit fit to see pork show up.
>>15559032As a Canadian, this is disgusting. But if you did that with Canadian maple trees you'd probably burn your stomach. North American trees are way more harsh because of the weather.
>>15560507How does this kind of retardation even happen? It seems like a complete failure of the brain to function at even a baseline capacity for what we would call human intelligence.
>>15559964I've seen these at nicer hotels. Good stuff, usually have someone working a live egg station.
>>15560446why havent you been shot yet?
>>15560551because I drink keurig coffee
>>15559511It literally calls the broiler a "Grill." That's 100% pure UK. Retard.
>>15560529I'm still baffled about it to this day. Even if it didn't have pork in the name it was clearly explained on the menu one line below. We were asked to cut the head off a whole lobster because the lady could not handle her food having a face.
>>15560557not a webm, gtfo gun fag
>>15559964>nice buffet>isn't nice, actually a ripoff at $29I've seen nicer breakfast buffets at Holiday Inns
why does browsing /ck/ so drastically heighten my desire to see humanity summarily eradicated?
>>15560607I asked a question about a webm, and instead of an answer, I received a question in return, and I answered that question hoping that it would lead to answer to MY question about the webm. Please stay on topic and tell me why that webm was shot with such a low fps.
>>15558927Holy inflammed bowels, Batman!
>>15560557Nice airsoft brah
>>15560622i put the video into an editor and lowered it from 120fps 4K to 15.5 fps 480p just to get some redneck autists OCD to tick off.
>>15558596Howdoeshegetoutwithoutbreakingalltheeggs?
>>15560635thanks, it's one of those fancy airsoft guns that shoots 9mm hollowpoints. pairs nicely with this ham.
>>15560644>redneckI live in a city and work at a syringe exchange lol
>>15558596>>15558718>>15560649There's clearly a small door behind him.
>>15558842Why is Japan such a weird country?
>>15558989The liquid looks like something from an infected wound
>>15560653yanno who you remind me off?
>>15560686progun_il?
>>15560653you know you are cringe trash, right?
>>15560696Sorry that you don't have any nice country ham to eat with grits or beans. I had to order mine off the internet, perhaps if you did the same you would be happier with your life.
>>15558971I would rather die than eat that
>>15560653Go put dad's gun back storage, no one cares Kevin.
>>15560712Do you have something against freedom?
>>15560721seething noguns detected. so cucked that the very idea of a grown man owning a gun seems like a fabrication too outlandish to believe
>>15558971This is why butter in the US is so demonized, you niggas know no limits
>>15560691yea baby
>>15559104
>>15559152>I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>15560761>spoon touches her hairARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>15560767>doesn't understand the concept of a jokebased autist
>>15559336Explaination?
>>15560791a small person or child ordered a pizza and answered the door in a realistic monkey costume
>>15558596I don't care about the eggs.I want to know how many loaves of bread he has if each order is 1 egg and 2 slices of bread.
>>15560734That looks delicious
>>15559964>29$
>>15558973they use a trick cone to do trick and fresh one to give to the customer.
>>15558993>day_in_the_life_of_4chan_janny.webm
>>15560872what video is this i cant find it on his channel
>>15560934It's still there. One of the more well known cases of Jack screwing up chicken.
>>15558923I can sort of see where the oreo and orange juice thing is coming from. Whenever I've had orange juice soon after some chocolate, it creates an interesting sensation in my mouth.
>>15558566Becky Bowl look tasty. Sloppa/10
>>15560498Poor fish
>>15560528That looks like a pigeonPigeons have loads of diseases, right?
>>15560444REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15560999they dont call them flying rats for nothing
>>15560783this isnt a joke board, you cant tell jokes you fuck
>>15559199They still in business?
>>15559587>straight
>>15560783>I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>15560444WAHT THE EFFF?!?
>>15561001Exactly. That's why trying to eat one is probably a bad idea.
>>15560934it's his general tao chicken
>>15561044fucking chinks will eat anything that moves
>>15560528nooooooo you can't heckin blame asians for covid-19 not my heckin yellow bois
>>15560934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo
>>15559023I was working at Mc Donald's and my boss didn't liked me because I didn't smile a single time I worked there. Looked like I wanted to kill myself in the kitchen.
>>15559964It had better be in a really expensive city downtown somewhere or that is a lot of money for breakfast
>>15560242You can not be a man while at the same time also not being a woman.>tranniesThey're still men, but y'know, just lesser than true men.
>>15560734>>15560857mmm slimy soggy onions that aren't caramelized at all because you put them under the cheesefuck off
>>15558566At first I thought she was taking the piss out of all those fancy restaurants that serve a bunch of glop on the table instead of plates but then she went all Coldstone Creamery on it.
>>15560444I dated a girl like this. She had an eating disorder but she really liked cooking, I think partially as a form of punishment/self denial. I got fat from all the leftovers
>>15559105I thought it was aussie
>>15560528In the UK this behavior gets you a record deal
>>15558927Chicken breast baked for an hour at 350....Jesus just buy a thermometer
>>15560635>>15560607>>15560721>>15560696I was told that this board was cringe soy, but I'm still surprised.
>>15558927>that will be 500 calories per bite!
>>15561127Well, you are posting on it.
>>15561097Not caramelized is fine too
>>15558984more cheese going on the plate and table than on the burger>>15558989based cheese river
>>15559186This episode was really funny, love this show.
>>15558927>Why, no, I don't enjoy having healthy bowels, and would like to destroy them. How could you tell?
>>15558993>cyberpunk 2077
>>15560545you have never been to a nice hotel
>>15559470late stage capitalism has forced cats to sell sweet potatoes on the street
>>15561137raw onions are good on a burgercarmelized onions are good on a burgerslimy half cooked onions are not good on a burger
>>15561090bees are asking wtf hes doing to their honey
>>15561188POV: You're pissing the day after fucking that 37 year old single mom of 4 off tinder
>>15560498>>15560528I am convinced that chinks, gooks, and nips have no souls. They are closer to niggers and other beasts than humans.
>>15561281t. southeast asian nigger
>>15559032What's the point of this? "The leaves taste like nothing." So it just tastes like the sugar you added, with the texture of a deep fried leaf?
>>15558566AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>15558566Thanks, this is helping me poop my diarrhea
>>15558939
>>15559163lookin good big guy
>>15560734Thought that was blessed Jack at first.
>>15561622Why does this man eat so fast? Does he even chew?
>>15558923Doritos PB&J is legitimately good as fuck but it feels weird seeing someone else making my younger years guilt snack.
>food webm's>200+ replies, 60+ gifs>1 real gif of a buffet>60+ gifs of fat people, stupidity, or autismyep..
>>15561023yes
>>15561760Are you enjoying your first day?
>>15559964>amazed that they have a toasterthis dude should just sneak into a nice hotel if he finds this stuff shocking.
>>15559010>halal snack packaussie cunt that's a munchy box
>>15561760>complain about content>post nothingenjoy hell, sinner
>>15559032I need to try those
>>15561760And that's a good thing.
>>15558596broeggs?
>>15558927id eat this hammered
>>15558566mmmhmmm musetard
>>15559130gryros
>>15558927They should have stopped at 25 seconds and turned them into BBQ chicken quesadillas grilled on the stovetop. I'd actually eat that.
>>15560712>Butter baste a steak in a cast iron skillet>"Omfg yummy!">Do basically the same thing to a burger>"Gross! Uncluttered swine!"
>>15560545>a live eggThat's called chicken mate.
>>15558587Yeah
>>15559964>$29>for thatI've been to hotel buffets that were cheaper than that that had an entire table just for freshly baked pastries.
>>15560509It's so beautiful bros. How may I enter Elysium?
>>15559964Yum, a bunch of reheated shit from sysco for double the price of a chinese buffet>nigger>"ay nigga she sold me on dat shit heavy yo"Makes sense
>>15559964>breads breads breads>cheap meats>29$
>>15561037>that one autist who thinks every joke is a liekek
>>15560498Padak nooo
>>15561090bro those bees are pissed
>>15559543Nigger
>>15558928pls delete your 4chan account
>>15562212npc poltard
>>15561090thats so rude
>>15558699What the fuck is she trying to do here
>>15558923whoever makes this viral soulless garbage needs to be taken out back
>>15558927>1 hour at 350stopped watching right there
>>15558971>why is over half the US population fat? literally obese?>might be the entire block of butter consumed per meal, but i'm no doctorExtreme gluttony doesn't even make food taste good. If my burger was served soggy in that much butter that'd be the last burger I ordered at that joint.
>>15558989That's exactly what it looks like when I pull out of my wife's pussy after nutting in her
>>15560653Based as fuck, keep triggering these fucking homos
>>15558993>art in 2021 literally shovelling shit down your senses
>>15559010Why doesn't America have these
>>15558999based
>>15560811He also sells boiled eggs to eat.
>>15559023
>>15562434You do, certain states call it a garbage plate
>>15559964Best hotel buffet I ever had was the Hilton in Kuala Lumpur. $17 had about 10 livery cook stations and unlimited sushi.
>>15562412You need to get that checked, dude. That's not a healthy colour. Oh and your wife is a hambeast.
>>15562340dorito consomme
>>15562340consomme
>>15558943That's not Jack.
>>15560734Fuck it took a long time but first thing in this thread I'd eat.
>>15561093Little boys aren't men but also aren't women.
>>15561151why doesn't he want her to lose weight?
>>15558587excellent
>>15562340eat hot chip
>>15562599'Cause he's a man.
>>15559199very keyed
>>15558625Tammy is huwhyte, you fool
u wan pray game
>>15560444Based food waster
>>15560498I saw an animated horror movie about fish dying like this
>>15560734Did he add fucking butter at the end ?
>>15558903I am 14 and your post is very deep...
>>15558566Woven should not have rights
>>15562497>>15562519>consomme, not consomewhite people were a mistake
>>15562434Jack in the Box has a shitty version (munchie box) after 9 PM. i get it sometimes
>>15559549you have to be a borderline psychopath to do this for a job
>>15561090those poor bees just watching their hard work destroyed
>>15559549who fists who?
>>15562682>Help me, help meyou can find the whole movie on youtube
>>15558566what in god's name am i watching?
>>15561469Seems like something that started when food was scarce.
>>15558923Content farm garbage made from the ground up to harvest hate clicks. I fucking hate the modern internet
>>15560473samei lived with a guy like this too. was such a bad cook that he used to do dumb shit like put fries in the microwave for 45min and go out to the pub. he'd come home and wonder why the kitchen was on fire. we also caught this guy trying to cut firewood from a living tree branch with an electric bread knife. some people are just so fucking stupid that they think they're geniuses.
>>15562412>tfw no husband with gonorrhea