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Food and cooking related webms

>> No.15558579

So fucking stupid but I want to eat it

>> No.15558584

Post Nikocados tight asshole getting pounded

>> No.15558587
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>> No.15558591

Is this some sort of weird fetish video, or is she just a savage?

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>> No.15558637

Why would you even want to eat soggy tortilla chips. Mexicans are cooking with jack tier

>> No.15558640

anyone have the webm of the asian chef filleting the fish that still moves around afterwards?

>> No.15558699
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>> No.15558718

It is so simple to get out.

>> No.15558769

women were a mistake

>> No.15558782

saw this on tv during the weekend and it's haunted me ever since

>> No.15558818

What's wrong with this?

>> No.15558834

Well, it's Jamie Oliver, so that's one thing wrong with it...

>> No.15558842
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>> No.15558903

a clown drifting into dramatic internal monologue, like a scene out of pagliacci

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Back cookin' again, eh?

>> No.15558943

Are we sure Jack isn't a troll?

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>> No.15558957

why not just use masa?

>> No.15558963

This looks like a Kay video

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>> No.15558970

that is obviously a man in heavy makeup.

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>> No.15558973

disgusting, imagine how many hands the cone went through.

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Burgers make for the best food gore

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Last one for now

>> No.15559008

because then you couldn't get the sodium to edge your boomer heart attacks with your corn ball consomme
the fear of death is the ultimate spice

>> No.15559010
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>> No.15559012

>post modernism

>> No.15559014

just add salt

>> No.15559015
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I'd try these desu

>> No.15559016

>is this pork halal
this proof that even slimes can integrate into retarded western culture

>> No.15559020

it is also kosher and vegan as well.

>> No.15559023
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>> No.15559024

>how shoggoths are born

>> No.15559029

>using a random webm on a food board to kvetch about your hate for Western culture
Obsessed. Meds, take them now.

>> No.15559032
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Canadians open at your own risk

>> No.15559034

I'm American born and raised, so I think I can speak well on the negative effects of (((Western))) culture.

>> No.15559039

I thought you were joking at first, but now that I see you sperging, I thought I'd let you know all the "customers" in those vids are yt friends of Uncle Roger and not actually randoms

>> No.15559045

Doesn't change the fact that every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded culture, and that's not a good thing.

>> No.15559046

Chilequiles can be good with a varied texture, like when bread pudding or french toast is done well. I hesitate to say that is a Mexican, they managed to add more novelty to the standard Midwest casserole and use it as food-stall gimmick rather than staple preparation style, at least. It all started for them with nachos, though, so who knows where the trend will end?

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>> No.15559058

Somehow tortilla chip manufacturers manage to get more sodium in tortilla chips than most home cooks could figure out how to without the meal tasting like a salt lick.

>> No.15559063

sounds like bullshit to me

>> No.15559067

>every single race has the capacity the conform to our retarded culture
If that were true, then that would render the conservative point moot, you underage b& edgy fucking retard. Fuck off.

>> No.15559069

I'm not a conservative, kid.

>> No.15559072

Stop focusing on the shitty aspects then. Western culture has done more for the world than any other culture.

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This is the man who tried to convince kids that putting chickenskins in nuggets is nasty.

>> No.15559075

Great post, Shlomo!
>15 shekels have been deposited into your account

>> No.15559078

1 ounce of tortilla chips contains 120mg of sodium on average.

>> No.15559085

I fucking hate japanese tv so much. It somehow manages to be even less genuine and more contrived than daytime weekday talk show programming like Good Morning America.

Reika Saiki is not a man and is a biological female.

>> No.15559093

>not a man
>a biological female
these are the same thing

>> No.15559094

How does the coffee get in without breaking the bottom of the kettle?

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>> No.15559099

Do americans really?

>> No.15559104

Since this is fake, she didn eat that in the end, right?

>> No.15559105

No, that's a Scottish thing.

>> No.15559112

Reika Saiki bros

>> No.15559113

There was another webm of her actually guzzling all that slop down, but it was too disgusting for me to save it

>> No.15559117
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She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL
I wonder what casting a show like this looks like.
"Needed: female actor who looks like a disgusting fat pig needed for TV show that makes fun of fat people"

>> No.15559123

>Western culture*
*The Catholic Church

>> No.15559126

I hate borneo so fucking much it's unreal. I'm glad we managed to steadily to run every single tripfaggot off of those board over the past 11 years.

>> No.15559130

What are those strips?

>> No.15559131

this* board

>> No.15559132
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>She's just an actress and probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL
>morbidly obese actress probably has a very healthy lifestyle IRL

>> No.15559135

They're either using fat suits or just importing the actors from abroad.

>> No.15559137
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Drunken Dwarf's favorite snackie

>> No.15559140

Or maybe fat people are disgusting

>> No.15559144

/ck/ is comfy, and (((/pol/))) posters make it uncomfy. get the fuck out of my /ck/ and go suck each other's dicks behind a dumpster or something.

>> No.15559148

This self-importance is entirely unwarranted. Tripfags stop using tripcodes because it gets boring. Your attempts to "run them off" are only validation for their attention seeking behavior. It's exactly what they want.

>> No.15559150

fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck Republicans. Talking about halal food is /ck/

>> No.15559151

Tripfags stop using tripcodes because everyone filters their posts

>> No.15559152
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Borneo was a tripfag and attentionwhore, but she posted actual OC unlike most of the retards we get here now.

Did you make that post because you didn't get the joke or because you thought it was so good you had to repeat it?

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All tripfigs must hang

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>t. r/thedonald refugee
you have to go back

>> No.15559171

Like I said, "because they get bored".

>> No.15559176

Yeah, I saw it. But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?

>> No.15559179

If they leave because they get bored, and they get bored because of the actions of the rest of the board, then they were run off the board by the other users.

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>fuck /pol/, fuck Trump, fuck Republicans
Thank you for contributing to this webm thread anon!

>> No.15559182

ah to be 20 years old and retarded
hopefully you grow out of it, but i don't think that happens any more

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Meant to post this one because /ck/

>> No.15559186
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I'd rather have one tripfag that I can filter if I don't like their posts than one tripfag plus a dozen anons who shit up every single fucking thread with their bitching about that tripfag.
Whining about them instead of ignoring them hurts the board far more.

>> No.15559194

this was really annoying to watch, fuck that stupid cunt

>> No.15559199
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I'm 27. When I was 20 I made this.

>> No.15559201

This makes me so unreasonable angry.

>> No.15559203

>caring about "the board" more than your own personal enjoyment
I prefer the board without tripfags, but if they're here, I find it more fun to abuse them than to ignore them. 4chan is for having fun.

>> No.15559208

>But it's actually a plate of something edible, not that shit she made, right?
No, I watched her cut into a mound of sausage/cheese/chocolate slop and take several heaping gulps down her gullet, she looked happier than a pig in shit. Real sickening stuff.

>> No.15559215

Really? I thought it was kinda sweet, like they were offering an opportunity for personal growth rather than a deadend job slinging sloppa. It's good advertising albeit a little over the top

>> No.15559289 [DELETED] 

Fuck off niggers you have to go back to r*ddit

>> No.15559297

Keep on defending (((Western culture))) you fucking kike cuck

>> No.15559336
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>> No.15559339

I read filename as foodgore with tranny

>> No.15559401 [DELETED] 

Eat shit and die you homosexual piece of trash. If people don't want to go with your virtue signaling, it don't mean they're /pol/

>> No.15559404

talk about food and cooking or leave my board.
thank you

>> No.15559421

It don't. Turkish coffee boils over like that

>> No.15559456

uhm no

>> No.15559470
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Fair enough.
You and the other retards shitting up OC threads with your bitching about tripfags affects my personal enjoyment.
Is that better, you dumb cunt?

>> No.15559501

Fried infected mucus?

>> No.15559511

>56%mutt: the recipe

>> No.15559517

go back

>> No.15559524

That doesnt look very hygienic.

>> No.15559525

But it improves my personal enjoyment, so fuck you.

>> No.15559543

people are posting webms and talking about food, and this guy rants about muslims and shit. now how is that not a polpost?
why do you polfags deny you or someone else is a polfag? because you know everone hates you faggots and cant wait for you to go back to redd.it? well it doesnt matter, if you post a shitty polpost its a shitty polpost. just stay on your board.

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>> No.15559550

to pol? or to the donald?
im the one posting about food, im at the right place. now just go.

>> No.15559551

The only webm so far that isnt outright disgusting.

>> No.15559587

straight men are disgusting

>> No.15559590

Youtube pandering to kids was a mistake

>> No.15559599

>white people cuisine

>> No.15559606

oh so this is why everyone hates us straight white americans

>> No.15559615

>entire #10 can of nacho cheese sauce
>tiny little bit of ground beef
thats it im out fuck this

>> No.15559617

Stop whining and fist yourself

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>> No.15559624

Soy overload.

>> No.15559638

uncle roger is pretty funny

>> No.15559641

So brave

>> No.15559658

there already is coffee in the cup, it just rises when heated through the sand

>> No.15559722

respectable bloatlord meal

>> No.15559861

I don't think they're straight. I'm surprised they didn't make out or vomit into eachother's mouths at the end.

>> No.15559881

>im the one posting about food
No, you're not. You are just bitching and shitposting. 4chan is not a safespace, people are going to talking about anything they want here. If you don't like it, just fuck off. You are certainly not needed nor wanted.

>> No.15559890

How can you do this knowing that there are people going hungry every single day? How does the shame and guilt not just cripple you? In b4 'because woman'

>> No.15559937

Fuck. I wish we had these in America. I'm tired of getting pizza when ordering food for a group of people.

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>> No.15559995

people generally dont think about poverty on the other side of the planet when making dips

>> No.15560006

>put a macro on this shit

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>> No.15560029

First of all,
Second of all there is food insecurity and hunger in america effecting millions

>> No.15560059

filling glasses of beer from the bottom was one of the dumbest inventions I've ever seen

>> No.15560106

The biggest annoyance is the dumb fuck recording, swishing the fucking camera around like it's a toy airplane.

>> No.15560110

Why isnt that black person wearing a mask?

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>> No.15560176

Everytime a meal video features snacks being used as an ingredient they are always trash

>> No.15560242

No, they aren't

>> No.15560269

Food waste makes me irrationally angry.

>> No.15560275
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people generally dont think about starving people anywhere on the planet when making slop
why are you being so fucking dense, this is not a radical point im making

>> No.15560295

It's like if aliens watched tiktok for a day and tried to come up with something trendy

>> No.15560316

Bet she puked it out right after. Cant gain any weight

>> No.15560319

cool ranch

>> No.15560345

gooning to this

>> No.15560355

the two sandwich ideas seem passable if shitfaced

>> No.15560357

How does he put the eggs in the cartons
Why are some randomly gone

>> No.15560395

Lawd that looks goood

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>> No.15560446

why was this shot in 8 fps

>> No.15560473


He is but he doesn't know he is. I worked with a guy who legit cooked like Jack and thought he was an amazing cook. He complained of stomach aches every week.

>> No.15560474

What the fuck, that looks disgusting. A bunch of candied shot on the counter is she a fucking nigger?

>> No.15560478

>candied shot
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15560480

Why are women so stupid? One starts a chain reaction of stupid and the rest literally follow.

>> No.15560487


As bad as this looks farm fresh butter isn't that bad.

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>> No.15560507


Despite the comedy aspect of this. Working at a steakhouse for years. I've seen more than once a table order 16oz bone in porkchops and throw a shit fit to see pork show up.

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>> No.15560521


As a Canadian, this is disgusting. But if you did that with Canadian maple trees you'd probably burn your stomach. North American trees are way more harsh because of the weather.

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>> No.15560529

How does this kind of retardation even happen? It seems like a complete failure of the brain to function at even a baseline capacity for what we would call human intelligence.

>> No.15560545


I've seen these at nicer hotels. Good stuff, usually have someone working a live egg station.

>> No.15560551

why havent you been shot yet?

>> No.15560557
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because I drink keurig coffee

>> No.15560566

It literally calls the broiler a "Grill." That's 100% pure UK. Retard.

>> No.15560578


I'm still baffled about it to this day. Even if it didn't have pork in the name it was clearly explained on the menu one line below. We were asked to cut the head off a whole lobster because the lady could not handle her food having a face.

>> No.15560607

not a webm, gtfo gun fag

>> No.15560613

>nice buffet
>isn't nice, actually a ripoff at $29
I've seen nicer breakfast buffets at Holiday Inns

>> No.15560616

why does browsing /ck/ so drastically heighten my desire to see humanity summarily eradicated?

>> No.15560622

I asked a question about a webm, and instead of an answer, I received a question in return, and I answered that question hoping that it would lead to answer to MY question about the webm. Please stay on topic and tell me why that webm was shot with such a low fps.

>> No.15560632

Holy inflammed bowels, Batman!

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Nice airsoft brah

>> No.15560644

i put the video into an editor and lowered it from 120fps 4K to 15.5 fps 480p just to get some redneck autists OCD to tick off.

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thanks, it's one of those fancy airsoft guns that shoots 9mm hollowpoints. pairs nicely with this ham.

>> No.15560662

I live in a city and work at a syringe exchange lol

>> No.15560675


There's clearly a small door behind him.

>> No.15560676

Why is Japan such a weird country?

>> No.15560683

The liquid looks like something from an infected wound

>> No.15560686
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yanno who you remind me off?

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>> No.15560696

you know you are cringe trash, right?

>> No.15560705

Sorry that you don't have any nice country ham to eat with grits or beans. I had to order mine off the internet, perhaps if you did the same you would be happier with your life.

>> No.15560712

I would rather die than eat that

>> No.15560721


Go put dad's gun back storage, no one cares Kevin.

>> No.15560734
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Do you have something against freedom?

>> No.15560746

seething noguns detected. so cucked that the very idea of a grown man owning a gun seems like a fabrication too outlandish to believe

>> No.15560750

This is why butter in the US is so demonized, you niggas know no limits

>> No.15560759

yea baby

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>> No.15560767

>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.15560780

>spoon touches her hair


>> No.15560783

>doesn't understand the concept of a joke
based autist

>> No.15560791


>> No.15560802

a small person or child ordered a pizza and answered the door in a realistic monkey costume

>> No.15560811

I don't care about the eggs.
I want to know how many loaves of bread he has if each order is 1 egg and 2 slices of bread.

>> No.15560857

That looks delicious

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>> No.15560898

they use a trick cone to do trick and fresh one to give to the customer.

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>> No.15560934

what video is this i cant find it on his channel

>> No.15560952

It's still there. One of the more well known cases of Jack screwing up chicken.

>> No.15560955

I can sort of see where the oreo and orange juice thing is coming from. Whenever I've had orange juice soon after some chocolate, it creates an interesting sensation in my mouth.

>> No.15560986

Becky Bowl look tasty. Sloppa/10

>> No.15560995

Poor fish

>> No.15560999

That looks like a pigeon

Pigeons have loads of diseases, right?

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>> No.15561001

they dont call them flying rats for nothing

>> No.15561013

this isnt a joke board, you cant tell jokes you fuck

>> No.15561023

They still in business?

>> No.15561030


>> No.15561037

>I was just pretending to be retarded!

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>> No.15561044

Exactly. That's why trying to eat one is probably a bad idea.

>> No.15561057

it's his general tao chicken

>> No.15561058

fucking chinks will eat anything that moves

>> No.15561069

nooooooo you can't heckin blame asians for covid-19 not my heckin yellow bois

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>> No.15561087

I was working at Mc Donald's and my boss didn't liked me because I didn't smile a single time I worked there. Looked like I wanted to kill myself in the kitchen.

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It had better be in a really expensive city downtown somewhere or that is a lot of money for breakfast

>> No.15561093

You can not be a man while at the same time also not being a woman.
They're still men, but y'know, just lesser than true men.

>> No.15561097

mmm slimy soggy onions that aren't caramelized at all because you put them under the cheese
fuck off

>> No.15561098

At first I thought she was taking the piss out of all those fancy restaurants that serve a bunch of glop on the table instead of plates but then she went all Coldstone Creamery on it.

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I dated a girl like this. She had an eating disorder but she really liked cooking, I think partially as a form of punishment/self denial. I got fat from all the leftovers

>> No.15561112

I thought it was aussie

>> No.15561116

In the UK this behavior gets you a record deal

>> No.15561120

Chicken breast baked for an hour at 350....Jesus just buy a thermometer

>> No.15561127

I was told that this board was cringe soy, but I'm still surprised.

>> No.15561128

>that will be 500 calories per bite!

>> No.15561133

Well, you are posting on it.

>> No.15561137

Not caramelized is fine too

>> No.15561147

more cheese going on the plate and table than on the burger
based cheese river

>> No.15561151

This episode was really funny, love this show.

>> No.15561161
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>Why, no, I don't enjoy having healthy bowels, and would like to destroy them. How could you tell?

>> No.15561183

>cyberpunk 2077

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you have never been to a nice hotel

>> No.15561194

late stage capitalism has forced cats to sell sweet potatoes on the street

>> No.15561235

raw onions are good on a burger
carmelized onions are good on a burger
slimy half cooked onions are not good on a burger

>> No.15561249

bees are asking wtf hes doing to their honey

>> No.15561268

POV: You're pissing the day after fucking that 37 year old single mom of 4 off tinder

>> No.15561281

I am convinced that chinks, gooks, and nips have no souls. They are closer to niggers and other beasts than humans.

>> No.15561344

t. southeast asian nigger

>> No.15561469

What's the point of this? "The leaves taste like nothing." So it just tastes like the sugar you added, with the texture of a deep fried leaf?

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>> No.15561556

Thanks, this is helping me poop my diarrhea

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>> No.15561655

lookin good big guy

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Thought that was blessed Jack at first.

>> No.15561706

Why does this man eat so fast? Does he even chew?

>> No.15561740

Doritos PB&J is legitimately good as fuck but it feels weird seeing someone else making my younger years guilt snack.

>> No.15561760

>food webm's
>200+ replies, 60+ gifs
>1 real gif of a buffet
>60+ gifs of fat people, stupidity, or autism

>> No.15561767


>> No.15561770

Are you enjoying your first day?

>> No.15561771

>amazed that they have a toaster
this dude should just sneak into a nice hotel if he finds this stuff shocking.

>> No.15561785

>halal snack pack
aussie cunt that's a munchy box

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>complain about content
>post nothing

enjoy hell, sinner

>> No.15561818

I need to try those

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And that's a good thing.

>> No.15561849


>> No.15561874

id eat this hammered

>> No.15561885

mmmhmmm musetard

>> No.15561904


>> No.15561922

They should have stopped at 25 seconds and turned them into BBQ chicken quesadillas grilled on the stovetop. I'd actually eat that.

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>Butter baste a steak in a cast iron skillet
>"Omfg yummy!"
>Do basically the same thing to a burger
>"Gross! Uncluttered swine!"

>> No.15561926

>a live egg
That's called chicken mate.

>> No.15561940


>> No.15562010

>for that

I've been to hotel buffets that were cheaper than that that had an entire table just for freshly baked pastries.

>> No.15562039

It's so beautiful bros. How may I enter Elysium?

>> No.15562062

Yum, a bunch of reheated shit from sysco for double the price of a chinese buffet

>"ay nigga she sold me on dat shit heavy yo"
Makes sense

>> No.15562105

>breads breads breads
>cheap meats

>> No.15562131

>that one autist who thinks every joke is a lie

>> No.15562179

Padak nooo

>> No.15562200

bro those bees are pissed

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>> No.15562218

pls delete your 4chan account

>> No.15562267

npc poltard

>> No.15562298

thats so rude

>> No.15562340

What the fuck is she trying to do here

>> No.15562350

whoever makes this viral soulless garbage needs to be taken out back

>> No.15562356

>1 hour at 350

stopped watching right there

>> No.15562400

>why is over half the US population fat? literally obese?
>might be the entire block of butter consumed per meal, but i'm no doctor

Extreme gluttony doesn't even make food taste good. If my burger was served soggy in that much butter that'd be the last burger I ordered at that joint.

>> No.15562412

That's exactly what it looks like when I pull out of my wife's pussy after nutting in her

>> No.15562420

Based as fuck, keep triggering these fucking homos

>> No.15562425

>art in 2021 literally shovelling shit down your senses

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Why doesn't America have these

>> No.15562437


>> No.15562443

He also sells boiled eggs to eat.

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>> No.15562474
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You do, certain states call it a garbage plate

>> No.15562475

Best hotel buffet I ever had was the Hilton in Kuala Lumpur. $17 had about 10 livery cook stations and unlimited sushi.

>> No.15562492

You need to get that checked, dude. That's not a healthy colour. Oh and your wife is a hambeast.

>> No.15562497

dorito consomme

>> No.15562519


>> No.15562521

That's not Jack.

>> No.15562534

Fuck it took a long time but first thing in this thread I'd eat.

>> No.15562577

Little boys aren't men but also aren't women.

>> No.15562599

why doesn't he want her to lose weight?

>> No.15562610


>> No.15562612

eat hot chip

>> No.15562620

'Cause he's a man.

>> No.15562645

very keyed

>> No.15562648
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Tammy is huwhyte, you fool

>> No.15562653

u wan pray game

>> No.15562672

Based food waster

>> No.15562682

I saw an animated horror movie about fish dying like this

>> No.15562699

Did he add fucking butter at the end ?

>> No.15562840 [DELETED] 

I am 14 and your post is very deep...

>> No.15562870

Woven should not have rights

>> No.15562887

>consomme, not consome
white people were a mistake

>> No.15562906

Jack in the Box has a shitty version (munchie box) after 9 PM. i get it sometimes

>> No.15563006

you have to be a borderline psychopath to do this for a job

>> No.15563024

those poor bees just watching their hard work destroyed

>> No.15563228

who fists who?

>> No.15563246
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>Help me, help me
you can find the whole movie on youtube

>> No.15563789

what in god's name am i watching?

>> No.15563833

Seems like something that started when food was scarce.

>> No.15563875

Content farm garbage made from the ground up to harvest hate clicks. I fucking hate the modern internet

>> No.15564411

i lived with a guy like this too.
was such a bad cook that he used to do dumb shit like put fries in the microwave for 45min and go out to the pub.
he'd come home and wonder why the kitchen was on fire.
we also caught this guy trying to cut firewood from a living tree branch with an electric bread knife.

some people are just so fucking stupid that they think they're geniuses.

>> No.15564521

>tfw no husband with gonorrhea

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