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Since >>15533318 is full of rum and gin fags here's a new whisky general so we can talk about the superior spirit uninterrupted and undisturbed

>> No.15555195
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>>15555105
reporting in. where's the bathroom? just kidding.

>> No.15555344

>>15555105
Female Whisky drinker here. It’s funny buying a good single malt. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, husband? Father? Brother? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about Whisky.

It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Islay, and why I’m not a fan of Irish and 100% prefer Scottish.

Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit.

Having said that met a really nice woman last time through the airport who was giving out Talisker samples. We had a great chat. She was awesome.

Now guys at bars when you order a single malt find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation.

I don’t know a lot of other female whisky drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many old fashioned hunts with boys.

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>>15555344
we get it, you're a lesbian.

>> No.15555442

>>15555105
>Laphroaig 10 yr

Mah nigga.

>> No.15555451

>>15555344
My granny always had a half gallon of scotch under the sink. Miss her

>> No.15555467

>>15555451
every day of my life my dad either makes my mom an old fashioned or she dumps some jack or jim over ice and then waters it down with tap water. on special occassions she sips some 100 proof + shit straight

>> No.15555489

>>15555467
My dad just downs the cheapest whisky he can buy mixed with Coke or water

>> No.15555494

I've started to see Johnnie Walker Green back in limited stock, it's nice after not seeing it for so long.

>> No.15555497

>>15555344
Nice larp tranny, you will never be female

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>>15555489
imagine what he'd be drinking had he not had you

>> No.15555615

>>15555344
Tits or GTFO

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>he adds water or ice to whisk(e)y

>> No.15555874

>>15555555

>> No.15555961

>>15555344
Funny twist on stale pasta

>> No.15555967

>>15555864
>not adding a few drops of water to your whisky to open up more flavor
Pleb tier

>> No.15556011

Hating Johnnie Walker Red is such a meme. It tastes fine.

>> No.15556334

>>15555864
>he doesn't know

>> No.15556449

>>15555967
>>15556334
No. I do know. It separates the guaiacol from the rest and makes it float to the top, making the first sip more flavorful and the rest less flavorful.
It's dilution and it's objectively incorrect.

>> No.15556652

>>15556449
That's not what I meant retard.

>> No.15556857

>>15555344
You useless faggots realize this is a copypasta right?

>> No.15556869

>>15556011
Yeah desu, I literally got a 375 for shits and giggles and it just tastes like watered down black label. Say what you want but it's at least more interesting than Glenlivet 12 lmfao

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Rye is the best whiskey, gin is better. You are faggots

>> No.15556898

>>15556885
gin is flavored vodka. get the fuck out of the whiskey thread, cuck

>> No.15557023

>>15556898
Lmao tastlet detected

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>>15556011
ban all Asian posters

>> No.15557516

>>15556011
I don't hate it but I don't love it, it's fine.

>> No.15558717

>>15555105
was at costco for the first time in ages and was surprised to see they had laphroaig 10

>> No.15558761

>Not aging your own whisky in a mini cask

It's actually quite easy to get new make spirit for this purpose.

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>>15558761
Forgot pic