[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 185 KB, 1200x800, bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15547127 No.15547127 [Reply] [Original]

Now that the dust has finally settled, what is the general consensus on sliced bread?

>> No.15547140

It’s the best thing since Betty White

>> No.15547154

>>15547127
Buy it fresh or fuck off, store bought bread isn't even baked properly. It's moist, it doesn't go stale it rots; that aint bread dawg it's sloppa.

If you squish it it turns back into dough. Just buy it fresh, it's usually around about the exact same price from the supermarket fresh bread aisle.

>> No.15547157

>>15547127
>Now that the dust has settled...
>What is x and why is it y?
>For me it's...
>...blocks your path
>blah blah sloppa
Any thread starting with these phrases should be ban-worthy.

>> No.15547166

>>15547157
leave

>> No.15547170

Its not the greatest thing

>> No.15547175

>>15547157
you're not wrong

>> No.15547182

>>15547166
isn't parroting what others say without an ounce of original thought what reddit is?
go back

>> No.15547194
File: 115 KB, 737x734, 1612582970558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15547194

>>15547127
I prefer bread slippers.

>> No.15547197

pre-sliced bread steals away the ability to physically break bread with your friends, family and fellow Christians. by coming pre-sliced you've removed the physical act of sharing in the body of Christ yourself, giving precedence instead to the cold, calculated, equitable geometry of the factory line to determine for you the most efficient method of dividing the Body. Even for the unbelievers, the joyous sensation of ripping off a piece of bread and handing it to one they love in a gesture of comraderie or good will is replaced by a soulless toss of a limp square of sponge. That the pre-sliced bread shape has come to define the modern understanding of bread is a testament to the propagandizing power at once pushing the imagery and that bitter slogan: "the best thing since sliced bread"

While I confess this is hardly the general consensus, I pray one day it would be. Too many have lost the joy of life, and as bread has been with us in physical and metaphysical form since the beginning of our civilization, such a loss should be mourned - not welcomed.

>> No.15547205
File: 64 KB, 846x800, 1514667589098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15547205

which one are you?

>> No.15547229
File: 255 KB, 1456x1092, freeze-your-bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15547229

>>15547205

>> No.15547319

>>15547205
lawful neutral
chaotic netural if i lose the clip or get lazy

>> No.15547324

>>15547154
t. struggling bakery owner who sheds a single tear when he sees someone walk past the store and smile, then walk past again half an hour later carrying a cheaper loaf of bread from the nearby supermarket

>> No.15547333

>>15547127
the bread literally loses its soul when sliced by machine long before eaten

>> No.15547338

>>15547157
They are desperate to fit in.

>> No.15547355

>>15547333
...with the exception of dense rye breads with lots of seeds. I would not like to cut uneven slices of that with hand power

>> No.15547492

>>15547157
I agree, inside jokes and general fun should be completely banned, there should be no joy, just suffering and anger.

>> No.15548136

>>15547197
Amen

>> No.15548171

>>15547492
They're not "inside jokes", they're constantly reposted spam with zero originality that are designed for lonely fucks to get (you)s and do nothing but drag down board quality. Look at /v/ for fucks sake

>> No.15549047

>>15547324

We used to have a bakery across the street and down a half block from my office.

I was ecstatic when they opened but then found out that the only things they would bake were cookies and cake.

No bread at all.

So I never bought a single thing from them.

>> No.15549067

>>15547127
Disgusting Ameritard shit. Just bake your own flour-water. It takes 30 minutes.

>> No.15549075

>>15549047
shame, I live next to the oldest bakery in my state run by an italian family and smelling fresh dough and bread every morning is amazing. it seems like all the new zoomer/millenial-run bakeries just do the cookies/cake thing

>> No.15549089

>>15549047
>>15549075
Try living in the south. They have no idea what actual bread is.

>> No.15549106

>>15549089
fair, I have lived in many southern states and the only one with good bakeries was louisiana. now I want kolaches

>> No.15549903

>>15548171
who gives a fuck, look at yourself seething right now. It's actually sad.

>> No.15549910

>>15547140
Fpbp

>> No.15549915

>>15548171
Hello angry /ck/ anon

>> No.15551438

>>15547205
Chaotic neutral if I lose that twist band or whatever those things are.

>> No.15551458

>>15547194
These are best when the insides are slathered in garlic butter.

>> No.15551471
File: 44 KB, 800x450, brainlettttt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15551471

>who gives a fuck, look at yourself seething right now. It's actually sad.

>> No.15551514

>>15547127
>Now that the dust has finally settled, what is the general consensus on sliced bread?

That you should be held down, and an entire loaf of bread be pushed up your ass a piece at a time with a pointed stick, to be followed by a jar of strawberry jam, and a jar of peanut butter, using a sausage stuffer, after which a large butt plug be inserted to keep things where they are. That then you be made to sit on a wooden stool, each hour being required to drink a glass of milk until you sicken and die.

Why has this consensus been reached? You may will ask. It has been reached because you meme-post stupid threads like this constantly, causing other threads to perish.

>> No.15551516

>>15547157
Imagine the smell

>> No.15551586

>>15547127
Is American bread full of sugar and Chems

>> No.15551614

>>15547157
*blocks you're path

>> No.15551617
File: 31 KB, 760x475, 1bbb54cb10bf8865877c353575801277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15551617

>>15547127
Bread good

>> No.15551630

>>15551614
particularly when Your is spelled You're... As we see in your post.

>> No.15551649

I use twist and tuck. It’s as good as anything to keep bread fresh, is fastest, and I save the zip ties to organize my cables and stuff. Btw, this is what everyone did back when I worked at a sub shop.

>> No.15551651

>>15547127
its like circumcized dongs

>> No.15551673

>>15547140
FBPB
I'd fuck that white haired white lady.

>> No.15551678

>>15551673
I'd even where a mask while I did it. Can't have her getting any meme diseases.

>> No.15551907

Sliced bread goes dry faster and cannot be cut into the desired thickness. Anyone who believes it is too much effort to slice bread should be suffocated using a bread bag.

>> No.15552082

>>15547194
>loafers

>> No.15552105

>>15551907
They don't sell it unsliced

>> No.15552283

>>15551586
Yes, apparently Ireland considers it a cake

>> No.15552287

I eat sliced bread twice a day for breakfast and lunch

>> No.15553190
File: 69 KB, 475x600, 1542835105138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15553190

>>15547229
thats a lot of bread

>> No.15553205

>>15547127
conclusively a fad.

>> No.15553217

>>15547157
Disagree. I see very few posts that don't include those that are worth clicking on.

>> No.15553301

>>15549067
It takes 15 mins to mix then 6 hours to rest then 5 mins to kneed and place a pan then 30 mins to cook one side and another 20 mins to cook the other side.
So it takes a bit of time.

>> No.15553314

What is the shittiest post on /ck/ and why is it >>15547157

>> No.15553329

>>15547229
Better eat that quick. If it sits frozen for too long you'll get nasty freezerburn taste setting it

>> No.15553333

It’s good for white dumb lazy wino housewives that get smacked around by their man regularly

>> No.15553482
File: 51 KB, 844x884, 1605721857351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15553482

>>15552082

>> No.15553494

>>15547229
This makes ketofags quiver in fear.

>> No.15553761
File: 248 KB, 1440x900, 1612842941316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15553761

>>15553333
LOOK AT THOSE REPEATING DIGITS

>> No.15553768

>>15547229
I've never purchased frozen bread from the store, is it again good? Do you just defrost the whole loaf when ready to consume?

t. pleb

>> No.15553979

>>15553301
No need to kneed. Just let it rest overnight. It's five minutes of actual work.

>> No.15554041

I always buy a small ciabatta on a way home from work and its just satisfying to sink your teeth into the crust and stretch the freshly baked dough. Sliced bread is boring as fuck and goes stale too fast.

>> No.15554072

>>15549067
>>15553301
I mix flour & water then fry it immediately.

>> No.15554118
File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, wtf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15554118

>>15547157
dial number 8

>> No.15554273

>>15547157
Mate. Old 4Chin is dead. It's not coming back.

>> No.15555953

>>15553768
Slice by slice.

>> No.15556681

Bake it yourself or stfu hoes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njC6euaLTls&t=1352s

>> No.15556816
File: 27 KB, 600x400, french-bread2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15556816

>>15547127
This is really funny, in my country you only buy this if you are really desperate, like if you live in suburbia and you don't want to go to the city only to buy bread, and if you are in the city you don't have to worry about this basically never, since there are many 0/24 bakeries so you can buy relatively fresh bread even in 4am . Even many supermarkets now started having bakeries in them so they make fresh bread there on the spot.

tl;dr
sliced bread is shit and only a subhuman would accept it

>> No.15556838

just a stupid trend, people will wise up soon.

>> No.15556862

>>15548171
Like it's any different from what you do
The same old shit over an over.
You know you stand out a mile
Kek

>> No.15556880

>>15547205
Neutral evil but in the bread box too.