Eating habits

[Anonymous No.15545681]

Do you have any strange eating habits /ck/? I myself really hate touching food with my hands because of my fear of cross contamination. What about you?

[Anonymous No.15545686]

>>15545681
Here is another example.

[Anonymous No.15545694]

>fear of cross contamination
As someone who works in a morgue, I can tell you there is a 100% chance you have faeces on your fingers right now.

[Anonymous No.15545709]

>>15545681
>fear of cross contamination.

Stay away from Christian churches, and you'll be completely safe from Cross Contamination.

[Anonymous No.15545720]

>>15545681
When I eat food I divide it into three & then eat 1/3 portion to each side of my mouth (left middle right)
Ive done this for 24 years

[Anonymous No.15545727]

>Stay away from Christian churches, and you'll be completely safe from Cross Contamination.

[Anonymous No.15545760]

[Anonymous No.15545762]

I have an eating disorder eat pudding first!

[Anonymous No.15545765]

>>15545681
When I eat a meal with many different components (starch, protein, multiple vegetables, salad, etc.), I plate my food so it doesn't touch the other components, until, or if, I want to mix them or not. If I order food at a restaurant or someone else puts my plate together, I don't care what touchs what.
I don't eat Poptarts very often anymore, but I used to bite the edges off, then slide the back off so I could eat the side with frosting on its own.
When eating Pizza Pops, or the like, I take a small bite out of each side, to help release the heat faster, and also so it has less of a chance of bursting on me. I fucking hate getting food on my face, makes me feel retarded.
>>15545709
kek

[Anonymous No.15546567]

>>15545686
Great art but this is so fucked up. You've ruined the crispy crunch of big whole triangles. Use chopsticks like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.15546572]

>>15545760
I do this if it's in a proper restaurant or gastropub

[Anonymous No.15546574]

>>15545760
I do this for Five Guys because they wrap it in foil so the bun gets steamed and just dissolves.

[Anonymous No.15546580]

>>15545681
i eat things in even numbers, pairs ig. if something touches me i feel like i have infected it so i "have" to eat it

[Anonymous No.15546586]

>>15545681
>mfw

[Anonymous No.15547998]

i eat the bottom bun of the mcd cheeseburger first then the rest of the burger

[Anonymous No.15548019]

>>15546586
>this kills the peetzer

[Anonymous No.15548109]

>>15545681
>pic
You monster.

[Anonymous No.15548133]

>>15545681
When I eat cereal I make it in two steps. First I pour the cereal into the milk. Then once the cereal is soggy I'll strain it out and add fresh cereal to the now sweetened milk. This has two benefits: First, the milk is sweeter. Second, the cereal takes longer to become soggy and keeps a good crunch from start to finish.

[Anonymous No.15548141]

>>15548133
Good luck with actively hunting for your cereal in the bowl.

[Anonymous No.15548142]

You have autism

[Anonymous No.15548147]

>>15546567
>Use chopsticks like a normal person.
I can't tell if you're joking, but yes. I use kitchen tweezers to eat chips. If it's a sandwich, I'll use salad tongs so I don't have to touch it with my hands.

[Anonymous No.15548172]

>>15545760
It's best to eat a burger perimeter first so the best bite is saved for last.

[Anonymous No.15548178]

>>15548141
What? All the cereal floats on top. If you're talking about getting the soggy cereal out I just use a strainer.

[Anonymous No.15548199]

>>15548178
>he has to use a filter for his cereal

[Anonymous No.15548202]

>>15548199
It's the best way to eat it. Try it an you'll never go back.

[Anonymous No.15548246]

>>15548202
Bro what's cereal without the pool of milk in your spoon?

[Anonymous No.15548266]

>>15548147
You have double autism

[Anonymous No.15548316]

>>15548133
what do you do with the first batch of cereal you strain?

[Anonymous No.15548339]

I bite off the tops of banana and spit it out like you would pull a grenade pin with one-handed with your teeth.

[Anonymous No.15548368]

>>15548339
I never eat the very bottom tip of my banana. I don't care about the top though.

[Anonymous No.15548376]

>>15548316
You dispose of it, feed it to an animal or compost it if you don't want it to go to waste.

>>15548246
The milk is still there. After you strain out the cereal you keep the sweet milk and pour fresh cereal in. The milk in the spoon is still there, but sweeter. The cereal maintains a good crunch even after being in the milk. You can take your time and savor every bite.

[Anonymous No.15548385]

>>15548376
Oh shit, that actually does sound really good. I'll try out eating cereal with a filter spoon sometime, then.

[Anonymous No.15548409]

Dont have much that I know of other than always drinking coffee after a meal to get the bowels moving. But one time I ate at a chinese buffet with a coworker and his down syndrome brother, his brother brings picrel because he will get angry and start yelling if rice falls off his spoon. We ended up tipping alot because he decked he decked one of the waitresses because he also hates women and her refilling his glass when it wasn't empty set him off

[Anonymous No.15548463]

>>15548385
Here are some instructions

[Anonymous No.15548471]

>>15545681
Apples. I eat an apple straight though. Everything but the sticker. And if you don’t do this you’re a massive pussy.

[Anonymous No.15548491]

>>15548463
The fuck do you do with the soggy cereal? This seems vastly counterproductive and wastes more cereal than needed.

[Anonymous No.15548535]

Every time I take a bite out of something I describe the contents of my incoming bite of food to myself, sometimes out loud.
So let's say I'm eating a bowl of noodles
I take some noodles with soup, I say to myself "a bite of noodle and soup" then I take a bite of just soup I say "and a bite of soup"
I always do this, without fail. I think I got the habit from my mom feeding me when I was 4 years old and it stuck with me whenever she described the bite I was about to take.
When I was a kid I also ate potato chips like if I were putting a CD into my mouth and my mouth were a CD player.

[Anonymous No.15548595]

>>15548491
Cereal is cheap, compost it or feed it to some animal.

[Anonymous No.15548631]

>>15545681
I eat standing up, family is Asian so it drives them crazy.

[Anonymous No.15548643]

>>15548368
I should have specified the peel. Once that top is ripped out and spat I peel and eat it normally.

Also, I eat strawberries with the stem on, but I might pull off the leaves if I feel like it.

Oh also! I actually eat the bones when served chicken but not so much anymore in polite company.

[Anonymous No.15548645]

>>15548535
You can't bite soup

[Anonymous No.15548673]

Get some help you have mental issues

[Anonymous No.15548734]

>>15548595
You had me at compost

[Anonymous No.15548738]

[Anonymous No.15548797]

>>15548339
I am going to start eating bananas again just so I can do this. Anon, how many blowjobs have you gotten from this garish display of pure masculine dominance? I have a hard time imagining any woman resisting me once she has seen me rip a banana's stem off with my teeth, aggressively spit it out, then calmly eat said banana like it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.15548887]

>>15548133
You are onto something here. You are saying that once you soak cereal in milk to sweeten the milk, the next batch of cereal you pour in the milk will not get soaked and soggy. This scenario potentially presents a virtually unlimited number of "mix and match" flavor combinations. Have you tried that? I mean, flavoring your milk with one cereal, then serving it with another. There are so many ways you could do it, I dare not even speculate.

However, I've got to point out, you could achieve this non-sogged cereal without any waste by simply adding sugar & starch to your milk yourself. That would not be as tasty, but I think it would work.

I don't even eat cereal.

My weird eating habit is that I can't sit down and eat for more than a few minutes, because that will hit me with PTSD flashbacks. I have to get up and walk around. When I eat alone, I often eat while pacing.

[Anonymous No.15548899]

>>15548887
I haven't tried that yet, but it is a brilliant idea. I've got to get groceries today, so I can get some different cereals to try.

[Anonymous No.15548919]

>>15548899
You ought to report in. Tell us what you come up with and if it's good. Make a thread or two, even.

[Anonymous No.15548920]

>>15545681
Weak

[Anonymous No.15548953]

my mom made it like this, I cannot have it any other way even though I know it's not the "best"

[Anonymous No.15548956]

>>15548463
You have triple autism

[Anonymous No.15549023]

>>15545760
Okay, the pizza thing is just inconvenient, but THIS is not actually possible, is it? Shit would fall apart.

[Anonymous No.15549068]

when I make pizza I like to cut it like this and say "I'm just going to have 4 slices" then the other two slices don't really count when they just get snak'd later

[Anonymous No.15549079]

>ice cream in cone
>remove icecream into bowl
>break up cone and sprinkle ontop of icecream

[Anonymous No.15549081]

the best way to eat mashed potatoes is on toast

[Anonymous No.15549103]

>>15549081
this is not a strange habit, it's just being mediterrean.

[Anonymous No.15549116]

>eating goldfish
>crew up goldfish in mouth into ball
>take ball from mouth and plate
>use crewed up goldfish ball as dip for new goldfish

[Anonymous No.15549372]

>>15545681
I eat pizza with a knife and fork, and have since I was teen-ager. I got tired of pizza flopping over and losing it's toppings (folded or not).

Canned spinach with miracle whip.

eat a big mac one layer at a time, or make 1.5 burgers out of it.

eat fries one at a time, plain or dipped in mayo, or a shake.

some times eat a huge bite out of a burger then slowly chew little bits of it at a time.

instead of sugar I sprinkle nestle quik on my cereal.

put oreo in mouth, drink a liquid (doesn't matter what) dissolve oreo. mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.15549397]

>>15548409
I told you not to tell dave

[Anonymous No.15549401]

>>15549116
>crew up
>crewed up

[Anonymous No.15549414]

>>15548535
Unreasonably BASTE

[Anonymous No.15549423]

>>15548631
Are you the comedian Stephen Wright?

[Anonymous No.15549425]

>>15549372
chew meat, suck out all juice from meat in mouth. use wad of meat to soak up more juice from plate.

[Anonymous No.15549427]

I eat the tails on shrimp.

It's amazing how many people think that contains nothing but shit. The reality, obvious to anyone who cooks shrimp, is that the vein down the back is where the shit is.

[Anonymous No.15549438]

>>15545681

[Anonymous No.15549441]

>>15545765
How do the rest of these autisic traits make you feel less retarded?

[Anonymous No.15549462]

>>15545681
I can't eat anything that has ketchup in it, it is repulsive to my tastebuds.

I eat tendies, nuggets and other deep fried finger food with no sauce or dip.

I usually eat an entire apple with its core and stem. Always freaked people out for some reason

When I have a meal with several distinctive parts - like steak, potatoes and greens, I always eat the parts in order from least to most tasty so that the final bite will be pleasant. Never mix just like races

I prefer to have cold pizza, it just tastes better imo

[Anonymous No.15549469]

>>15549438

Is that unusual?

Unless maybe you spin counter clockwise or something. Or the entire table while holding the fork still.

[Anonymous No.15549473]

>>15545681
jw why you are worried about touching something that is literally going inside your body anyways?

always my weird shit is I will eat chicken wings like a Nigerian. If I can there will be literally nothing left, not even a bone. Though these days I eat older, healthier birds so I can't do that anymore due to calcification

[Anonymous No.15549474]

>>15549462

I used to know a guy who put ketchup on everything he ate. Even pie.

[Anonymous No.15549487]

>>15549474
I sip Worcestershire sauce like a fine whiskey, or do shots of it..

[Anonymous No.15549507]

>>15549441
Well, the first things is simple OCD brought on by habit. Note I mentioned going to restaurants and someone else plating my food.
The second is for pure enjoyment, akin to how people twist off Oreos.
The third is just simply wanting my food to cool down more quickly and not be a mess when I eat it.
Those are the only odd habits I have.
Also; sneed.

[Anonymous No.15549516]

>>15548887
Why does it give you PTSD? If you don't mind me asking.

[Anonymous No.15549548]

>>15549487
Brother. That stuff is like crack.

[Anonymous No.15549608]

>>15549516
Cooking and eating doesn't "give me" PTSD. It was already there. I used to be able to write extensively, and draft and fold complex origami models. Those days seem to be gone.

I have a really long and extensive experience with rape. It's a weird and inconsistent place. Getting dicks in the anus tends to hurt, particularly as a child.

TMI, right? Ignore me; I won't be here much longer.

[Anonymous No.15549651]

>>15549548
I smother my baked potatoes in it. better than sour cream imo

[Anonymous No.15549759]

>>15549608
I didn't expect these feels. I hope you're doing okay fren but it sounds like you aren't. I hope you find peace

[Anonymous No.15550033]

>>15549487
I used to know a guy who really liked to make well-done steaks, where he would pre-cut the whole thing into little cubes, and then douse them with a large amount of worcestershire sauce. he'd eat that for almost every meal

[Anonymous No.15550105]

I dislike getting my hands greasy.
I can slop shit all day in a garden, or work on a car, but any time I'm near food I HATE it.
I eat everything with a knife and fork, I use chopsticks or a spoon to eat crisps from a bag, and I have a hand towel with me nearly all the time.
If I have no access to utentsils, I typically spend 30+ seconds wiping my hands clean between each bite.

[Anonymous No.15550411]

>>15550105
>I dislike getting my hands greasy.
Same

[Anonymous No.15550713]

>>15550411
Instead of trashing the extra cheese and toppings why not double up

[Anonymous No.15550797]

>>15549116
I used to bite the head off one, the tail off another, and "glue" the two remaining parts together with a bit of saliva, and then eat that.

I would also say that >97% of my hot meals eaten at home are eaten off heated plates and or bowls.

I also finish just about every meal with two pieces of dark chocolate. It's like a meal isn't over until I've had it.

[Anonymous No.15550840]

>>15550411
>pizza casserole
Just make a calzone

[Anonymous No.15550845]

>>15545686
eat them with chopsticks anon

[Anonymous No.15550873]

Repoastin for posterity

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[Anonymous No.15550877]

>>15550873
2/6

[Anonymous No.15550881]

>>15550877
3/6

[Anonymous No.15550887]

>>15550881
4/6

[Anonymous No.15550894]

>>15550887
5/6

[Anonymous No.15550899]

>>15550894
6/6

wa la!

[Anonymous No.15551363]

>>15545681
literally just wash your damn hands, retard

[Anonymous No.15551404]

>>15545681
I eat burgers upside down. This is because the bottom is usually soggy from the sauce and the top can hold in the liquids better due to its shape and size.

[Anonymous No.15552383]

>>15550899
informative

[Anonymous No.15552477]

>>15550877
>stirs soup in bowl
Now there's no cold spot

[Anonymous No.15552654]

>>15545760
You're American aren't you?

[Anonymous No.15552939]

>>15552654
i'm not him but no, i'm from buglaria

[Anonymous No.15552978]

>>15548368
>bottom tip
>bottom
you're opening them upside down

[Anonymous No.15553000]

>>15549068
>"only" four slices
>fat as fatasses when they say they hardly eat anything

[Anonymous No.15553009]

Op is unironically an autistic faggot

[Anonymous No.15553021]

>>15550873
i only spoon soup in 2(2^(0.5))/pi radian intervals

[Anonymous No.15553082]

>>15549438
>>15549469
Its him sticking his tongue out like Jack while taking a bite

[Anonymous No.15553325]

>>15552654
American here, if you try to use utensils to eat a burger the McDonald's police beat down your door and taze you

[Anonymous No.15553502]

>>15545760
i like berger cut in half

[Anonymous No.15553577]

I use a spoon and a fork to eat any rollable pasta

[Anonymous No.15554126]

>>15545681
i use chopsticks to eat cheetos.

[Anonymous No.15554132]

>>15545686
this is actually a decent idea to not get your fingers wrapped in chips dust